Saturday, October 03, 2009



Damn I really need to start blogging regularly again. then again, gah, it's just not that fun to blog anymore. seriously. i need to start blog-hopping to make life interested. eh councillors with blogs, leave your url on my tagboard lurhhhhh. i need my blogging social-circle thing back, i wanna be a beautiful social butterfly goshdarnit!

promos have been like a pseudo-suckfest. or maybe it's just cause i wanna think i'm going to do badly cause i probably will, and if i think i'll do well and do badly then it'll be like hadi's BAMCROTCHSHOT incident. which is like getting a punch to the chesticles and that is epic phail. but, damn, i think it went decently. that's what i thought for midyears, and hello 32.5/80. can you say phail? i can. m-y-r-e-s-u-l-t-s.

and we're supposed to be bowling on monday when exams end. that's awesome sauce, really. like majorwhoopass shizz hanging out with the councillors without having to worry about things like the charge of a Sodium Ion ( +1 btw ) and what Linton whined about to Catherine in Chapter 874125 of Wuthering Heights ( his complete lack of testosterone ) and other exam-related hallucinations.

drugs make you hallucinate about butterflies.
exams make you hallucinate about what makes butterflies fly (upward thrust?).
drugs make you do stupid things like pretending to be someone of another sex.
exams make you do stupid things like trying to find out a rabbit's sex based on the provided data of the three generations before it (hint: check if it has a vagina asswipe)
drugs make you sleep.
exams make you sleep.

If exams don't classify as biological warfare then clearly there's something very wrong going on in the world of today. perhaps it has something to do with the whole new fad of Ice Lemon Pee now being sold at every major conveniencestore/mini-mart/fastfoodoutlet/urinal that tastes exactly like what it sounds.

and i'm off again, my brain fluttering to do something else. like taking a damn bath cause i haven't bathed at all today. goshdarnit, hygiene at the expense of studies? never!