Saturday, August 30, 2008

"
[MPL]
Me - Ting Fong, what are you doing [to Chun Yong's phone]?
Ting Fong - Errr... Trying to find out where the sound comes out from?
Me - ...Try the speaker?
Ting Fong - No leh, it's from the front.
Me - Eh wait, I don't hear any music.
Ting Fong - Yar, I'm just pressing buttons.
Me, Andrew Lim, Chun Yong - O.o"

"

Ok, it's 11.18 on a Saturday morning, my parents and brother are away in freaking London and I"m bloody decomposing out of boredom. Study study study I'm damn sian of it lah! What a horrible time to get a burnout, although since I never ever actually studied before a burnout would be quite the humourous thing to have.

Yesterday was Teachers Day and it was uber-uber awesome because some of us really nice peeps from 4g helped Mr Alvin Lim fulfill his dream of owning a white car by papering his car with very very luxurious white cheapo paper koped ( by john ) from the IT club. Mr Lim was super sporting about it considering we committed such a hideous crime right outside his wonderful air-conditioned HOD room in full view despite Tamim's valiant efforts to block his field of vision. Paraplegic got out his wonderful camera and snapped many shots for us, but rejected my idea of having Tamim pose in a bikini in one of those super-FHM sexay-carwash-girl photos ala Jessica Simpson, can you say "ranchy"? I can. Then Lim drove his car out despite having all the visibility of a coffin to the main gate where we promptly posed for more pictures with the man himself. There was a distinct height division proposed by someone and violently supported by Tamim and Davis and so us shorter people ( riceman and myself ) ended up on one side to just juxtapose how damn small nimble, supple and agile we are compared to those lumbering giants. Also, it was drizzling slightly which super helped the paper to stay wet and adhered to the car so we didn't have to worry about it flying off. as it turns out since all of us ran away, we didn't have to worry about taking the paper off either because we're just bastards like that. hurrah.

Jumped on the bandwagon and went crawling back to SGPS with Ashwin and Gaga. Gaga's a manslut so he abandoned us at the bus stop and went on his merry way home. Ashwin, at my insistence, walked with me to SGPS which turned out to be a terrible terrible idea because it's not really a five minute walk it actually took us the better part of half an hour to walk to that school. sgps should move to the east because it's really so inconvenient for us VS boys to make that holy pilgrammage-journey once a year. kwan ming and eugene were already waiting for us there so we walked around for a bit and saw all the wonderful teachers we remembered now old and wrinkled as well as tons and tons of new teachers including one who looked like she fell into a cement-mixer. she had the bitchy cold face to match too. like hell?

kwan ming went gallavanting off to Bugis for some family luncheon thingy so eugene myself and ashwin took the smart way and bussed back to the interchange where we indulged sinfully in mcdonalds and actually complained about just how much damn calories, saturated and ( gasp !) unsaturated fat we were gorging ourselves on, not to mention that really sinful hot fudge sundae. Eugene got his mcflurry banged against the table for some strange reason by the service-with-a-snarl monster that had devoured the employees and manned the counter. we walked off feeling quite scared that maybe monster-lady would suddenly swell up and eat the whole lot of us which would be quite unacceptable and frowned upon by the general sane community.

went to chunyong's place in the night where we indulged in DOA's sinful lustful gameplay for like an hour before hopping to the piano and guitar to play gotta find you by joe jonas who btw looks like a werewolf so I super don't understand why people find him/them hot. and now i'm super damn bored and i guess i better go back to studying or else i'll feel guilty ( yes I can ) and be all emo-beano and stuff. rawr.

Sunday, August 24, 2008



Leading Worship today was awesome. Many many heartfelt thanks to all those who were in the team and contributed to the success of this Crossroads. So thanks to Nyam, Abby, Andre, Bryan, Randall and Ivan ^^. And of course, JZhang and Joshua Toh for helping out lots and lots as well, couldn't have done it without you guys/gals! ^^

Prelims begin on Tuesday, SS and then Geography the next day. I still feel so inadequately prepared for the papers. Perhaps that's because I am inadequately prepared. Such a slacker I am.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

"[KFC]
Jim - Yay, everyone's washing hands, now I can wash hands too.
Everyone - ...
Me - Most retarded thing I've heard today, washed hands down.
"

Ok, fierydragoon.blogspot.com has not seen the light of updates for twelve days now and I for one am not particularly sorry about it. so many things have happened but all are so too preciously private to be blogging about.

Darrell's birthday yesterday was freaking awesome. Nasir managed to jack him with enough force to make us onlookers wince. Darrell unsuccessfully tried to block my attempted jack, but I just ended up making him jack himself which he celebrated with pained groans. Then a large group of us ( ZYi, ZYu, Imba, Bobblehead, Minimum, YongYong, DespoKia, Hut, Nose and myself ) traipsed down to the not-really-TM TM Subway for a wonderful lunch. Grabbed myself the usual 6-inch Italian Teriyaki Chicken with Honey Mustard and Mayonnaise, double double-choco-chip cookies and the usual Cprite (Coke+Sprite) mixture ( because they can be separated by physical means) and chowed down ravenously. After (involuntarily) abstaining from Subway for so long, it was truly awesome to devour it like a starving bear once again. Plus, it's in the company of friends which makes it doubly triply quadruply awesomely awesome. The whole luncheon lasted from three to about five so all plans of studying were abandoned. YongYong and I 22'ed back home where he fell fast asleep on my shoulder, much to my surprise. Didn't go out to Ichiban for dinner, so mum bought japanese stuff back to eat.

Had one of the weirdest convoes with Heahbaba yesterday night. freaking heah's a bloody sick perv.

Saturday, August 09, 2008

"
Edwin - ...when the bicycle walked by...
Me - I don't recall seeing a bicycle walk by. [Pause] Ever.
"

Ok, LONG OVERDUE tag replies will be at the bottom of this post, I promise ^^

Today wasn't as terrible a national day as I thought it would be. Despite Jo-Ann, Kegan and Nigel running off to HongKong leaving poor old me at home to play STUDY AND WORK HARD. Plus, I had tuition today. So it really looked like it'd be a very lethargic and empty day.

Well, it still was, sorta. But not as bad as I thought. Finished some papers and revised quite a lot of Physics during tuition today, clearing up a lot of basic concepts that I never bothered to really learn.

"Celebrated" National Day yesterday in school with the most lacklustre terrible National Day celebration I've ever experienced. The less blind ( aka those with any degree of actual eyesight ) will notice that I put the word celebrated in inverted commas. This is because the 'celebration' was not a celebration. Instead, I went to school in PE attire and spent morning assembly trying not to throw up at the horrible horrible sight of scores of people in hideous singlets. Sorry, I love VS and all, but the singlets/house vests are just soul-crushingly ugly. And everyone decided that today was the real day to experience what they presume is the school spirit and faux esprit de corps which was really not even faux esprit de corps but really just the desire to attain personal glory and for fun.

Admittedly, the face-painting session was fairly fun. [Mozart]Kow smeared a tramatizingly ugly smiley that was more Chernobyl-war-victim than anything remotely smiley. Ran around smashing paint into Chedwin, Thapashwin, RaphaelOng and Kenneth. Splattered Jia Lok and Joshua Chia too, then went down to the toilets with Edwin. To wash paint. Aha, sick bastards who thought otherwise.

Spent like 5 minutes scratching paint off my arm ( not very water-soluble really ) and face, leaving it in the bleeding-pink of health. Karma caught up; Pom-Pom and Jia Lok barged in and slapped me around with their beautiful red-painted PAWS O'DOOM and left me even paintier than before. I bellowed in righteous manly rage and started to wash it off. Then Ashwin strolled in and my face got pimped.

I spent 15 minutes in that darn toilet in the end.

The super exciting climax of the day was the sadistically evil ancient mass sacrifice pagan ritual CROSS-COUNTRY ^^v! Indeed, the run was so brilliantly exciting that I was left breathless and very very nauseous. Plus, we were running on the beautiful east coast park beach. And after what seems like forever on that damned desert dune, the sand gets less and less beautiful and more like quicksand. Plus, the t-rexes in front of me kept pounding giant craters in the sand for me to stumble and trip on.

It was a lovely run. At least this time I didn't throw up, collapse or hit a single tree or obstacle, and I am proud of myself.

Staggered back to school where we had the immensely exciting prize presentation in the scorching hot sun. Kapor did fantastic this year, bagging an amazing one (and the crappiest at that) out of a possible 3 (actually 9 ) awards. Then spent like 2 hours with Davis, Joseph, Joel and later the morbese ( morbidly-obese ) Tamim at the piano while we waited for Chun Yong to finish his thesis paper on how long you can make people wait before they explode Chemistry. Joseph and I shared very romantic moments on the hard wooden bench. Basically, he leaned on my shoulder because I koped his seat.

Joseph and Tamim left our company of merry men as Davis, Joel, ChunYong and I went to Parkway, Banquest for lunch. Took the Sambal Chicken Steak as usual, since I noticed too late that they had MEE HOON KUEY. Indeed, I was very =( Talked and crapped for like two hours before we all made our way home. Slept soundly on the bus ( with bandung ice-blended, $1.80 ) smuggled sneakily in my CRUMPLER ^^!

And there's church tomorrow and tuition tomorrow so I best be sleeping soon, seeing as that it's 12.11 A.M already. Hopefully Monday will be a day to go out and have fun ^^

Tag Replies [ZOMG]
Daniel: Hostility, not hospitality ^^ And Hotel Rwanda would kick ass man!
Kenneth: It is Cleopatra. The extra h causes it to be pronounced as 'phat/fat'
TWGuang: IT"S ALL ONE HUGE LINK! How to see anything!
Edwin: It's Cleopatra alright. And you're MARIA ^^

Sunday, August 03, 2008



Speech Day was kinda fun. Not the real banger I expected it to be compared to my over-hyped expectations of my last Speech Day in VS, but still enjoyable. Reached way too early and spent about half an hour bitching with Yogi, Rodney and Ze Wei.

Several parts of Speech Day had me dozing off ^^ The concert was pretty awesome although Co was kinda soft. Band's was... so-so and choir's was ok. All were too soft!

This post is dead dead dead.

Camwhored after that with WeiGuang, Edwin, Reuben, Ashmawi and Li Hsuan. Took two pictures with WLS, one of them with him throttling me. Ze Wei's cam ran out of battery. Luckily for all of us, he brought out a(nother) flat battery! I was very not amused.

Dinner'd with WeiGuang, PinChe, Edwin, Kenneth, ChunYong and Reuben after KFC. Splurged ( sinfully-again ) on teh Starbucks o' delicious doom and actually only ate ( 3/4th ) of a Toasted Twister. Which isn't particularly fantastic anyway for the amount of money you spend on it.

Came home completely stoned, but stayed awake until 2 cursing the stupid GC server for being such a completely laggy asshole.

And now it's Sunday and tomorrow's the Xcountry trials. Lino is NOT excited at all.