Sunday, July 30, 2006



[MSN]
Ridha - "So what have you guys done and not done?"
Me - "Well, Danial's doing the report, he hasn't done the rest of it. I'm helping him, I'm not helping with the rest of it. Nicholas is raping Adeeb, he hasn't gone on to outright molesting. Adeeb is being raped by Nicholas, he hasn't been outright molested. Yet."
Ridha - "..."
Me - "Oh, and our group name is Kuriitorizu. Trust me, do NOT google that. Not that you'd come up with anything, but just in case."

Yes! I'm back after 6 days of not blogging. No, I didn't die. No, I didn't become a serial killer and went around slaughtering innocent movies and tapes.

However, some people, I'm not saying who RIDHA, asked me to blog. So I shall. Because so many people have asked me to burn and destroyupdate my blog. Why did I not blog? Simple, because there was nothing for me to blog about. Well, until yesterday. But for the sake of making this blog post longer, let's start from Tuesday.

Tuesday: Nothing.
Wednesday: Nothing
Thursday: CO Prac. Nothing
Friday: Finally, an ELDDS meeting. Mime course. Nothing

Yesterday was fun though. Hao Ming and Yang En make excellent chairmen. Went to play soccer. Ming Cong is nowhere as good as I thought he was. Accidentally kicked a ball that smacked Ernest in the eye. Later on, Kee Wen grabbed my arm and kicked my leg, making me fall on the metal grating. I hit it with my entire left side, and now my leg still hurts. There is retribution. Kee Wen better get his.

Met up with Clement and Adeeb aka Nicholas' new squeeze ( literally. Inside joke ). Went to Parkway to buy the nice japanese rice burger from Mos Burger because I"m addicted to it. Went back home. Danial and Nicholas came. Worked on our OPW presentation, cut up the stuff for the flyers ( all because that jackass freehostdepartment bloody idiots had to close down ), started pasting. Clement went off. Had lasagne for dinner, went back to attempt to do our maths project. Failed horribly, watched some MadTV parodies. There's a hilarious Shakira one.

Church today was fun. Skipped service to come back and do the flyers ( I'M SO NICE! ).

Anyways, I wanna go do...something. So I leave you with 2 videos.

Shakira Parody "Whatever, Don't Matter"


Ghost Whisperer Parody " Boob Whisperer"

Monday, July 24, 2006



Nicholas - "You can go with Justin."
Me - "I'd rather die."
Justin - "Then go die lah."
Me - "Not for you. I rather die for heavy metal than die for you. And God knows how much I hate heavy metal."

Well, let me just start off with a little something that happened this afternoon.

Okay, so after I come home from school because I was feeling rather unwell, I heard that the Outram Park MRT station was closed due to technical difficulties. Didn't think much of it. However, 5.30 came along and my brother still hadn't reached the station. Mum, Dad, Da Gu, Auntie Melda and even I ( yes, I was concerned ) were flustered. So I sat down for just a minute and prayed for my brother to reach home safely.

Within 5 minutes, Da Gu called to say she saw my brother at the Serangoon MRT Station.

Yes, the power of the Lord is great indeed.

Okay well, school today was...whatever. Really tired in the morning. Got soaked in the rain during Recess because I'm a fool and didn't take the sheltered path. English was ok, Geography was ok, OPW was ok. Came home because, like I said, I wasn't feeling all that well. Had a nice long talk with Si Cheng on the bus ( Apparently I gave him a shock on the bus because he didn't see me wave twice to him before). Talked about lots of stuff - Singapore Idol, school, drawing, the assholes in my class aka Justin, Matthew and Max, food and of course, the soon-to-be-planned PDPC outing.

Played a bit of Dota, did my maths, then came the whole wherethehelldidmybrothergoto fiasco. Had pizza for dinner, tried to draw and failed horribly ( my "magician" girl looks like a dustbin skank ), then came to blog. Originally wanted to infuse some of my unique brand of cynical, sarcastic humour, but since Desperate Housewives is starting, I shall leave you with this picture.


This is why you do not post stupid comments such as "Ur bl0g SuX_XoRZ" on my tagboard. Or else your babies will be eaten. No one wants to have their babies eaten so please think carefully before posting.

Sunday, July 23, 2006



Weng Keong - "It's used to dig your ear"
Me - "What? There's a dick in my ear?"
[Hysterical laughter]
Weng Keong - "Oh my god, you're sick!"
Me - "It's just aural sex."
[More hysterical laughter]

Me - "No, Adeeb said he THOUGHT he saw Tamim."
Li Zhi -"I tell you. If Tamim is really here, we'll get the dolphins to bitchslap him unconscious."
Me - "Nah, if we throw Tamim into the Dolphin Lagoon, the dolphins will beach themselves."

Li Zhi - "You know arh, if that snake strangles that little girl, I'm going to laugh hysterically."

Me - "Wow, what happened? Accident?"
Li Zhi - "Yar, I think so. Tragic."
Me - "So wanna go watch the Musical Fountain?"
Li Zhi - "Ok."

Danial - 'Haha, Nicholas is a whale."
Nicholas - "No one's laughing."
Danial - "Linus is."
Me - "No I'm not. I'm just thinking about how Nicholas is going to kill you."

My gosh, the past few days have been oh so fun!!!

Wednesday saw us bringing the GuangZhou students shopping! But since everything is cheaper in China, we didn't really buy anything. I'm bringing $500 to China for a shopping spree.

Lalalalabzeh.

Thursday was PDPC at KC day. Thank the Lord it went well. Talked about and sang with the PDPC guys in the changing room at KC ( it's really nice). On the way back, we were all so happy and emo that all 5 of us ( Hansen, Benjamin, Si Cheng, Adeeb and I ) were singing LOUDLY to Kelly Clarkson's Since You've Been Gone and Breakaway. Gosh, I miss PDPC already.

In the afternoon, brought Nicholas and the GuangZhou students back to my house to listen to a bit of music, talk crap, mess around with the piano, then took them back to East Coast Park's kopitiam for dinner ( along with all the other groups). Weng Keong, Nicholas, Danial and I were all hyper, jumping around like steroids on steroids. Enjoyed ourselves on the beach!!!

Friday was so so extremely fun. Nicholas, Adeeb, Eric, Ban Liang, Li Zhi and myself went with the GuangZhou students to Sentosa. While waiting for the bus to come to VS, Li Zhi just smacked Nicholas upside the head. When Nicholas turned around, Li Zhi was like "Hi". I laughed, coughed, choked and sneezed simultaneously and water came out my nose. My nose felt like it was on fire even though it became Niagara Falls for about 3 seconds.

Sang Purple Light with Li Zhi on the way there for a while. GZ students took the cable car while we had to take the bus. Went to Underwater World to take a lot of pictures ( And got to know one of the GuangZhou students who seriously reminds me of Si Cheng). Dinner was at Delifrance ( The GZ students treated us, SO NICE!) then we went to the beach. It was sunset and it was really, really breathtaking. I've never seen Singapore so beautiful before.

The Musical Fountain was beautiful as always. It was 5 years ago that I watched it, and it really really brought joy to my soul to see the magnificent display of colours flashing before my eyes. Pity the EmCee was retarded.

Yesterday was VS 130th Celebrations. All the parties involved screwed up one way or another. The parade contingent ( I think that's it) forgot to announce guests. CO screwed up MAJORLY in the Parade Square ( First Love made me cringe) Band screwed up the VS anthem. Photography, or rather WENG KEONG was taking pictures when the flash dropped out of the camera and bonked his head, right in front of the president. =)(

Oh oh, and our CO conductor had a terrible fall and fractured his hand. Gosh, I really hope he's ok. Originally wanted to go to Church and request a prayer from my life group, but A) I woke up late, B) I'm really still quite tired from this week's activities and C) I'm not feeling all too well.

Anyways:

GuangZhou students, if you guys and girls ever read this, I love the time we spent together and really treasure it. You students have been wonderful and I truly hope to meet you again when we go over in December. Thanks for everything!

Tuesday, July 18, 2006



Nicholas - "Adeeb! I'm going to kill you for the rest of your life!"

Me - "Clement, watch your language. No damn swearing in class. Oops."

Adeeb -"Yes, but when you have something like this, you must flaunt it. Look." [Taunts me]
Me - [Eye twitch] "I swear I'm going to stab you in the face.

Danial - "Wah, Linus, you can say the most embarrassing thing you've ever done was just now's ass-dancing."
Me - "Not even close."

4 quotes! I couldn't decide which to put. So I put all 4. Why be picky? 4>1. And don't even try to deny that. It's been mathematically proven that 4 is bigger than 1. Positive 4 that is.

Today was fun. I know I say that for a lot of blog posts, but today was like seriously seriously, uber-fun. Uber-ish fun.

Let's skip the classes altogether. Nothing interesting today 'cept for maybe the survey and PE. Basketball was fun. Maxicheebong sucks big balls for someone who plays Basketball everyday during recess.

After school was drama rehearsals. Ran around like a monkey on crack before finally setting off to KC with Benjamin, Hansen and Adeeb. Of course, Miss Koh drove us. Almost died on the trip to KC because Ms Koh swerved so violently. Benjamin took the opportunity to slam into Adeeb who slammed into me who slammed into the car door and got pinned there, my shoulder screaming bloody murder. Si Cheng joined us late(r).

After seeing Benjamin and Hansen change (OH SWEET JESUS MY POOR EYES), a remarkable pleasant sight, we all traipsed to the KC blackbox. Then to the hall. Where there was tittering and gossip afoot. I suspect the KC girls are thinking something about me and Sophie since about 101 things happened to substantiate that theory. But I shall ask Sophie myself.

OHOH! We didn't jack Benjamin today. But fear not, there is always Thursday. I'll bring the golf club, Adeeb's bringing the chain saw.

And we're screwed for the KC thing. We get one more try with mikes we've not used before. That practice is approximately 1 hour before the actual play. Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn.

Came back in all of a flurry because Ms Koh was fricking PISSED cuz we finished like 1 1/2 hours late. Met Nic, met Danial, went to get the GuangZhou people. My buddy is quite nice.

Games were a blast. Well, not the first game. That sucked majorly. The 2nd game was fun. I had to spell my name with my ass. I kid you not, my butt gyrated and spun like it never did before.

Ugh, nothing else to blog about. Oh wait, full-dress rehearsals on Thursday and Friday. Shoot, I am so going to cook in my long-sleeved shirt and long pants. And the colours don't even match since the long pants are fricking BLUE-Tinted.

Sunday, July 16, 2006



Me - "Max! Are you going to just let him walk all over you and order you around like that? No! You're going to go straight up to him and you are going to WHACK THE LIVING NUTS OUT OF HIM!"
[Max complies]
Me - "Gosh, I am a horrible horrible person."
Wai Hong - "Yes."

K, haven't blogged for 4 days. It's going to be very brief. I hope.

Thursday: Nothing interesting

Friday: Macaroni and cheese Home Econs practical. 8/10. Not bad, not bad at all. Tasted yummy. Skipped tuition because of CO prac.

Saturday: Filming with thy handsomest one in the morning, then CO practice. It sucks to walk into the room while the Da Zu is going on. Didn't get to play Chun Tian ( my favourite speech day song ) though. Played soccer for a while, then waited a LOOONG time for the darn bus to come. Walked home in the rain, bathed, came down to see the rain had stopped.

....

I think my keyboard is going nuts. The buttons suddenly seem extremely hard to press. Especially the left shift and alt buttons.

Anyways, tuition, then the "picnic". The picnic sucked actually. Pasir Ris park was all wet and stuff and the grass was threatening to murder my nice jeans. Couldn't climb the pyramid because some fat asshole mats were at the top, in the middle and the rest were shaking the bloody pyramid. Finally completed the mini-obstacle course thing ( nearly tearing my right hand off in the process. Kegan cheated, that...cheater.) Went Jo's house. Thrashed her in Bloody Roar, played Monster Rancher, went home and died.

Nah, just kidding. Just wanted to capture your interest again.

Right, so now that I've devastated your hopes of my untimely demise, today was a blast. Going back to church was way way more fun than I could have ever dared to anticipate and hope for. Thanks go out to Charmaine, Kay, Joy, Megan and Liane ( is that how you spell it? Gosh I have no idea) for making me feel so welcome.

The 2 ACS Barker guys in my class are seriously dao. As in, really really DAO. Everyone agrees, seriously.

Oh, just some information for anyone who cares. 12 people in the class ( not counting Robin or Eng Hock ). 4 guys ( counting me ), 8 girls. Fun.

Kay has a super-infectious laugh, a bit like Jo-Ann's, but not nearly as low-pitched and sans the pig-snorts. The sermon was really thought-provoking and made me ...you know, think about...stuff.

Yar, went out with Kegan, Jason, Jonathan Li Xin, Li Hui, Elizabeth, Charmaine, Shawn, Bryan and some guy named Humphrey. Taunted Kegan who was broke ( XD ). Went back for debriefing.

YAY! PAR-TAY at Li Xin's house on 5th July for all the youths, especially those from LG 1 and 2. Going to be a blast since according to Randall, Li Xin's house is the bomb. It's damn big, and damn near my house. Uncle Edmond's too apparently.

Bought chocolate milkshakes before going to Jo-Ann's house with Randall and Kegan. Talked about our interests and intended careers. Bounced somehow to Diablo, then secondary schools, then secondary school toilets, then discipline masters, then to the mission trip last year ( that I didn't go.)

Upwords! At Jo's house. Lost unfortunately. Stuck with X, Z, B, B and W as my last letters. Jo-Ann somehow managed to put Biome again. Laughed like nuts, because I was high on oxygen. Didn't play soccer as intended, so just owned Jo at Bloody Roar, played Monster Rancher. Came home, printed out my Geography assignment ( which is so damn nice if I may say so myself. ). Blogging because Yan Jun wants me to blog and threatened to squash me if I didn't.

And because I have no wish to die as a flattened pancake, I'm blogging. I shall stop here, and sleep. Because I'm tired and I have no wish to wake up with ugly eyebags under my eyes. My face does NOT need to be further disfigured.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006



Hansen - [Monotone] "Assessments make me feel excited...Because I like to compete with others"
Adeeb - [Devoid of any emotion] "You."

If anyone wants to know, I happen to love deadpan humour. More than I love pandas. And everyone knows how much of a fetishlove I have for pandas.

Was sick today, so I didn't pon school Nicholas. I'm a nice, sweet kind boy who would never pon school except for exceptionally good reasons like "I love cheese."

Yar anyway, woke up, played Maple for while.

OMG! ADVERTISEMENT WITH PANDAS! AHHH WTF, THE GUY THREW A CAN AT THE PANDA. YOU SICK BASTARD! BURN IN HELL! AHA! Now the panda's kicking his sorry ass.

Ooo Singapore Idol! YES JASMINE TYE'S TURN! I hope she gives an excellent performance. And she's singing "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" I love that song. Go Jasmine, go!

Ugh, she's not doing so hot.

Anyways. Went for Drama practice. Thought I was late. But wasn't. Hansen and Benjamin bullied Adeeb. Which is my job. So now, I will have to take care of them. Adeeb is MINE to bully!

*Roar*

Drama was SO dead. As in, we were all completely devoid of emotion save for Sophie. Who seems to have memorized the script. I could too, except I Linus'rized the script and didn't save the original copy. So anyway, yeah, laughed quite a bit. Quite downer though because I was sick. But who cares. Freaked Benjamin out by sitting on the piano stool and straddling it cowboy/sextoy style.

OMIGOSH! PAUL TWOHILL IS SINGING "SUPERMAN/It's Not Easy!" OMGOMGOMG I LOVE THIS SONG! And I remember Su Wei sang it last year for EMD. Which rocked too. Ahh pleasant memories.

Too bad I don't like Paul. What's so nice about his hair? It looks like a renegade mop that dyed itself black in a desperate attempt to disguise itself. And failed. Miserably.

Mmmm, CO prac tomorrow. On a completely unrelated note - I need to go dance the Macarena before swiftly transisting into the Riverdance while painting my Colour wheel and singing "La Cucaracha"

Gosh, what the hell was I smoking just now?

Oh yeah, cookies N cream ice-cream with maple syrup.

Yummae.

Edit: Now that the TV is off, I can actually concentrate on this. Now, I shall devote 1% of my attention to this lovely blog.

Today, I saw this guy on the bus with this super-nice shirt. As in, woah nice. As in I'd-Stab-Someone-I-Love-In-The-Face-For-That-Shirt nice. Esprit shirt. Black, and whitish in a sort of way. I am so buying that shirt if I can. Which, ironically, I can. But won't.

I need a new wardrobe. Because my wardrobe is 95% monochrome. And the rest is dark-blue. So it's almost black. So that sucks, big time.

Ooo, sudden inspiration to work on my Geography project. Bye!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006



Me - "Oh please, you can't do sarcasm. Justin is funny and nice. Now, THAT was sarcasm."

*Sniff*

A runny nose is not fun people. Actually, it downright sucks.

Sigh, went to school feeling horribly horrible. Geography was really a blur for me with a bit of laughter. PE was torture because I had to re-take my 2.4 even with my cold. Of course, that was my fault since I was so stubborn, thinking I'm He-Man or something.

Recess saw me almost being dry-humped by Clement rushing E-Maths ( Not that I have A-Maths, but saying E-Maths just makes me feel all fuzzy inside ).Mother Tongue sucked, as usual. English was ok, forgot to bring the comprehension worksheet though. Maths. QUADRATIC EQUATIONS =/= fun. And Miss Lim is so nice, she let me pass up my work tomorrow. And I've finished it! GO ME!

Linus you rock!
Why, thank you Linus!
No problem, Linus!

So anyway, CO prac afterwards. Started at 4. Went to Parade Square, ran through a few songs before the rain forced us to stop. ( Ironically, we had just finished playing "Rhythm of the Rain" )I think we pissed off the literature students too. Oh well.

Gosh, I'm still so fricking sick. Maybe I won't go to school tomorrow...

Monday, July 10, 2006



Poor Gabrielle.

I actually cried...

Me - "Hey, she allows us to use any style of prose we want. I happen to like my cynical and sarcastic writing style. Deal with it."

K, a short post, I promise. Cuz I have lotsa stuff to do.

School started at 9.30 today. Yay, whoo hoo, no big deal really. I slept at 2 because I roughly need 1 hour of sleep for every 2 hours I spend awake. Alas, I forgot to take into account the great amount of energy I spent yesterday with the youths of KKMC. Youths inclusive of me of course. I am 14, I am youthful. No need to bathe for 2 hours everyday in the blood of 1000 virgins.

For now.

50/60 for my Reading Programme Book which just plain sucks. Nearly got raped by both Clement and Titus after English. Geography was quite fun since we were allowed to design a poster about meeting the water needs of Singapore. Oh damn, I still have my geography worksheet to fill up. OPW was really slack. Clement tried to rape me again, but after I steadfastly refused, he went to bother Adeeb. To date, Clement has tried to made me lose my virginity 16 times, and succeeded 2 times. Yes, I lost my virginity twice.

Ok, off to type my persuasive speech on Homosexuality ( which Hansen also decided to do, such a coincidence ), then my Geog, then...something else. Desperate Housewives at 10!

Sunday, July 09, 2006



Me - "Let me get this straight. Kor can watch soccer, and get to skip school? And he chose to skip watching soccer and go to school instead? Dear God, he's even more retarded than I thought..."

TODAY WAS FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Went back to KKMC today. Almost didn't go in the morning cuz I wasn't feeling all that well, but decided to go anyway. And I am so grateful that I did.

Today was combined service because of Youth Sunday ( It should be last sunday, but that was communion sunday). Heard the song from the "Wordship" team, their spanking new song entitled "I Want To Be" Beautiful song, so kudos to Randall and Elizabeth for it.

The BlinG team also showed off their funkeh dance moves. Although it was slightly out-of-sync ( except the chorus, where everyone was SPOT-ON ), it was still a fantastic and highly enjoyable dance.

I'm so joining the BlinG team. Randall says it's better that I stick around for a few months to get used to all the stuff first. That's true, especially since I'm planning to join the worship team. Can't wait to join BlinG though, going to be 'introduced' during the debriefing next week, along with someone else.

Went BK ( YUCK ) to eat with Randall, Kegan, Jonathan, Li Xin, Jeremy, Elizabeth and Charmaine. Talked with Randall about a LOT of stuff, then there was some debate thing going on at the next table. Apparently, the motion was "Mahjong is for Tai Tais". Lots of retarded comments were made, and laughter ensued.

Decided to go Plaza Singapure to watch a movie and shop for Jocelyn's present. Wait, gimme a second, my brother's snoring. I need to smack him awake.

Back. Anyway, watched Mistress Of The Spices ( Li Xin and Elizabeth left before the movie though). It's not really a fantastic movie, but I strongly recommend people to watch it. It's definitely refreshingly different from our normal movies. The plot is a bit disjointed, but a movie worth watching nevertheless.

OH AND WE TOOK NEOPRINTS! But unfortunately, due to some technical difficulties (AKA, my sheer incompetence) I can't seem to put the picture straight here. So you need to click here
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! "
Couldn't find the cowbell for Jocelyn's birthday present ( Yes I know -.- ), so went down to Bras Basah. Bought it, looked around at guitars ( really nice ones ), then split up. Randall and I went back to church to look for his beloved bass guitar, Kegan, Jon and Charmaine went home. Or somewhere.

Service was still going on in church, so we had to wait 1 1/2 hours for the service to end. Spent the time in one of the third-floor rooms. Randall played the piano for Blessed Be Your Name, and I Want To Be. And I sang. Yes, I did. No, the windows didn't shatter. No, nobody died. My singing is not THAT bad.

Picked up his bass finally, went Jo-Ann's house for dinner. Chicken rice never tastes as good as when you're ravishingly hungry and your stomach is suddenly roaring for some bloody meat. Played Monster Rancher Evo for a while, then went to bother Jo-Ann while she played Maple. She's lvl 50, that evil creature!



















































Oh yeah, you know that neoprint thing. Well, it's actually here. Btw, the machine was obviously retarded ( or it could have been the fact we didn't have a BACKGROUND!), but it was wayyyyyyyy too bright!

Saturday, July 08, 2006



Me - "You know, Aunt. Right now, I'm feeling damn nauseous, I'm coughing and sneezing, and I have the MOTHER of migraines. Drying my hair before I sleep so that I don't, supposedly, get a headache ranks pretty low on my priorities list right about now."

Haven't blogged for 3 days. Anyone missed me?

*Crickets chirp*
*Shoots crickets*
Bastards

Anyway, nothing much happened on Thursday. Oh wait, yes, there was no Aikido. Woo hoo! I'm a bluebelt now. If that wasn't only the 2nd adult grade, I'd be happier.

Friday was da shizzle. Laughed like hell. But more importantly,

JUSTIN WASN'T THERE

As you can tell, Justin is clearly one of my best friends. [/dripping sarcasm]. And he's not going to be in school for 2 weeks. There really is a God.

Speaking of God, going to church again tomorrow. Feeling REALLY nervous about it ( though it's combined service so that's a relief ). It's going to be hard to join in my life group...I hope Yi Wen does decide to go to KKMC. At least I'll have someone that I know.

Back to Friday. I laughed, laughed, and laughed like a maniacal mental asylum escapee. Chemistry practical was...bleh. Anyone knows the ACTUAL, correct answer for the last experiment. I know mine was nitrogen -.- I know some put hydrogen, and a certain someone put carbon dioxide. Got invited to play DotA with Bobo, >>>Farhan<<<, Victor and some other people. I might have gone, but Max was there and frankly, that made that decision a definite 'NO"

Today, filmed a while with Shane ( because he didn't charge the camera. Naughty naughty Handsomest eh?). Went for CO prac.

Suppose to go for the KC/SJI EMDD, but fell sick ( quote at top ). Didn't see a point in going so I just hibernated( I want to use this word, sue me ) for one hour.

Danial smokes. That's just wrong. Smoking should be banned, forever. Smoking has NO good benefits. Relieving stress? Read a book, exercise, play games. Last time I check, killing your lungs wasn't listed as a good means of relieving stress. It doesn't make you look, cool. Oh wait, yes it does, in the eyes of those stupid lians and bengs. And then again, who wants to look cool in THEIR eyes. Considering most of them can't spell "a" without asking for help.

OH YEAH! On Thursday, I was on my usual bus 76 on the way home. Then these four bengs+mats from Pei Yi (Spelling? ) secondary school came onto the bus. Those bastards then proceeded to talk very, very loudly, swearing and cussing their BLOODY heads off.

And when I was moving to get off the bus, I accidentally hit one of them with my arm. I apologized immediately. That stupid beng fag then calls me a motherf*cker. Now, I wasn't in a particularly good mood right then. So I just stepped onto the aisle, turned around and snapped "I rather screw my mum than screw you and get AIDS!"

That guy, his friends and all the people sitting near us looked rather stunned. Then as I was going down the steps of the bus, that guy shouted "F*ck you!" I paused, went back up the stairs a bit and replied "No thanks. I've got better taste. Try something more your standard, like a dustbin." Then I finally got off the bus.

As the bus pulled away, I saw that guy and his friends pressing their middle finger against the window. I just grinned at them.

I was in a MUCH better mood after that.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006



Nicholas - "Eh, so are you going for the Guangzhou trip thing?"
Me - "Dunno leh..."
Nicholas - "Tamim isn't going."
Me - "I love Guangzhou!"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Home Econs today was sooooooooooo screwed up. The Keema was HORRIBLE. God, I better not screw up the Macaroni and cheese next week. I'll hang myself if that happens.

Stayed back only to find out CO prac was cancelled. That's not going to help our already-dying interest and "passion"

Finally picked up the registered post from Sophie. And Sophie, I don't care what you say, I'm paying for the postage cost. I simply refuse to let you absorb the costs. And I'm going for the EMDD because I managed to squirm out of the...stuff I had.

Watched Singapore Idol just now. I have to say, I'm rooting for all the girls to win ( Jasmine and Mathilda in particular ), as well as Joakim and Hady. However, Joakim had better prove that he can sing. Let us hope he's not a one-trick pony. Hady, I just like Hady because he's so nice and all. Jasmine is just ultra-sweet, the female counterpart of Hady. And Mathilda's my soul girl. This girl CAN sing, and she's got the soul and vocals to pull it off. Whitney Houston /Aretha Franklin songs are ambitious, but I believe she can do it.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006



Me -" You know, smiling would already be unnatural for me. Now you want me to smile at nothing?"

Today was spasticfied baby!

Yeah, started off with Geography. Ms Raksha bought us chocolates and sweets to celebrate Youth Day. SO SWEET! SHE ROCKS!

PE was a downer. 15.41 for 2.4km, that just downright sucks. Re-taking it next week, and I'm going to actually eat breakfast then. That's about the only day I need energy.

Chinese...Forgot to bring the textbook. Spent the entire lesson doddling cats, caricatures of Ms Wong and talking with Eugene. Oh, and telling that Jeremy Tan fag behind me to shut up. He DARED to call me talktative. OH OH! And at the end of the lesson, Eugene, Eugene, Eugene said "I know I very muscular lah!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I laughed for about 5 minutes right there and then, finally stopped giggling, went back to class and promptly exploded into peals of laughter. Was super-uber hyperactive then, so I went around traumatizing Adeeb, Victor, Jun Cong, Charlie, Mervin, Bob and Kevin. I grabbed their fingers and kept screaming "FINGER SEX! OH MY GOD! OH OH OH!!!!!!!!!!" and all those sick orgasm sound thingies. They looked frightened. I just laughed and laughed and laughed!

Maths was...ok lah. Quite confused by the topic though, better ask Ms Lim for clarification. OH! And we need to petition to get Ms Lim to teach A-Maths! I WANT HER AS MY MATHS TEACHER! SHE ROCKS AND I CAN ACTUALLY LEARN SOMETHING FROM HER! THAT IS SOOOO DAMN RARE!

Australia Maths quiz was a complete waste of time. It was hot, it was retarded, and it was downright irritating because those morons David, Max and Justin were right next to Nicholas and I ( who were fighting over the fan before we were forced to move to fill up empty spaces ). THEY KEPT TALKING AND TALKING DURING THE ENTIRE EXAMINATION! Gosh, we wanted to tell Ms Lim about them, but she kinda wasn't in the Staff Room. ARGH! I'm going to flay, maul, spindle, mutilate, disfigure ( oops too late ), castrate, emasculate, crucify, electrocute, burn then hang them. I would strangle them, but that would be touching them. And that's very bad.

Filming with Shane ( that's were the quote up there came from by the way). Ridha fled in fright, Danial danced with delight. Poetry in motion. Nah, just kidding. Met Miss Koh on the way out. Rehearsals for PDPC are on 12th, 20th and 22nd July for all those involved. So clear thy schedules or faceth the consequences-eth.

Tuition in approximately 5 minutes. Shoot, and I still haven't finished up my kharacters for MKIH!

Monday, July 03, 2006



Me - "OH OH! I Turn To You by Christina Aguilera!"
[Few minutes later]
Me - " That's The Way It Is by Celine Dion!"
[A few minutes later]
Me - "Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely by Backstreet Boys!"
[Few seconds later]
Me - "Damn, I feel like Danial."

Went bowling todayyyy.

Met up with Darren, Dexter, Ridha and Clement who WAS WEARING THE SAME IPZONE T-SHIRT AS ME, ONLY HIS WAS WHITE-BASED. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Anyway, Travis came soon after. Clement made an ass out of himself on the bus 23 to Tampines Safra. Kevin came late. Farhan didn't come at all, because he overslept and he's fat.

Bowling today was seriously fun. Played 7 games in all. The first 4 games were crap crappy and crappiest. Almost won the 5th game, being beaten by Kevin. Almost won the 6th game, being beaten by Dexter. Finally won the 7th game, beating Dexter by 1 point, and Kevin by 2. Ahaha! Clement was retardedly good during the first few games with strikes and spares aplenty.

Ridha, Darren and Dexter left for some stuff like manicures and play dates, so Clement, Kevin, Travis and I went to eat lunch at the food court. The meal ended with us pouring mayonaise, chilli sauce, light sauce, coke, coke lime, tissue paper, ice, prawn tails, salad dressing, vegetables, chicken bones and lime juice into Clement's liver soup. Took a picture of it, but can't upload it because my cable driver hates my computer. When I trade in my phone in January, a major requisite for my new phone will be "THE CABLE DRIVER BETTER WORK ON MY COMPUTER!"

Off to finish up my characters for MKIH.

Saturday, July 01, 2006



Nigel - "Let's play Mahjong."
Me - "Can't. No money because we're broke."
Kegan - "With chips lah..."
Me - "Can't. I can't even afford chips, that's how broke I am"

Hello people. I know the 5 people who actually read my blog would have noticed that I didn't blog yesterday. Because yesterday was boring.

Filming with Shane supposed to be today, but didn't happen. Went for CO prac, ran through all the songs ( We really NEED to buck up for Speech Day, especially the timings on the songs)