Thursday, September 28, 2006



Assessments

Are Horrifying...
Are Pressurizing...
Make me feel...Nothing...
Part of a teacher's job...
Make me feel excited...
Huh? Then FINE! I'll take it...
Makes me feel like a loser, or a competitor, or a winner, or simply a very stressed and tired person...
Make me feel like crying
that I want to take is to go out and experience work...
Make me glad when it's over...

Call it abstract or whatever. Cursed abstract art sculpture has totally screwed up my brain. The End-Of-Years' exams are upon us...

As a certain Miss Yong would say:

DIE!

Ahh...bleh...

Somebody help me...

Can't wait for the exams to end...

Brunei Trip with CO
CIC
LTC
PSL
Meeting up with the Saint Gabriel's Ex-6B "Gang" and dear Mrs Gomez
Meeting for the PDPC cast.
Perth trip
BlinG
SYF Drama Rehearsals

All but BlinG are tentative.

Sigh...

Is there a miracle hotline I can call?

Oh wait, yes there is.

7-7-2-9-3-7
P-R-A-Y-E-R

Need to pray so hard this Sunday at Church...

May God give me the strength to help myself...

Monday, September 25, 2006



Me - "Oh my god, you know, we spent the entire first PAL period throwing string out the window and retrieving it! Until we lost it for some reason. But it wasn't on the ground..."
Alphonsus - "Oh, someone kept dropping thread down, so we grabbed the thread and pulled it in."
Me - "Eh wait, isn't my class right above yours?"
Alphonsus - "Yar."
Me - "Well, that explains a lot"

TODAY WAS SOOOO SLACKKK!

PAL period was a bunch of laughs. Nicholas cut out a picture of Einstein from the newspaper and cut out the eyes, lips and nose. Then put his lips through the paper, looked funny as hell. Then tossed Adeeb's thread out the window and pulled it up until we lost it "mysteriously"

THEN THEN THEN, someone started throwing the bunches of thread into the fan. Then Clement, Ashraf, I and a few other started on a rampage of throwing the threads into the fan. Then we starting hanging the blue fish onto the fan, then the stupid lantern thing. Laughed like mad clowns.

Went to the CO room later with Yang En and Alphonsus to study. Studied for a good 1 1/2 hours before we got soooo bored and hyper. That means, PICTURES!



SHINO!


YANG EN'S STAPLER IS SOOOO CUTE!


Jo-Ann's gun design. Sexy, isn't it?


VSCO Camp; our group's logo!

Ahhh well, Singapore Idol Finals on soon. Bye bye!

Friday, September 22, 2006



Ms Lim - "Ok...so this probability question, it's not hard. So, you take the balls..."
[Some giggles]
Me - "Uh oh..."
Ms Lim - "Yar, so you take the original balls and subtract away the other balls..."
[More giggles]
Ms Lim - "Haiya, you guys don't be so dirty-minded lah. I'm just talking about the solid-"
[Class erupts in laughter]
Ms Lim - [Smacks forehead]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG*Breathe*OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGGGGG

Mime class has ended. My friends are EMPTY!!! Boo hoo!

Oh well, it's been a great course. Missing one lesson ( and a 6-hour lesson at that ) means non-perfect attendance, but meh, it's good enough. Miming skills really do help in acting. Acting's kinda like Miming + Voice. So once you've got the body language down ( and Miming helps hella lot with that ), all you need to do is work on the voice projection.

And on to bad news. I failed my Maths test...again. 11/30. And I really really revised this time round!!! Argh...Careless mistakes! Must remember: Graph questions must always always be answered using the graph. Even if it takes 62X longer using the graph as compared to the Cross-Algorithm method, I must use the graph...

*Does slightly Naruto-Esque ninja-bushin pose thingy*
Focus....

Ugh, the sound of little kids screaming downstairs is sooo killing my blogging mood. Dammit, stupid little kids.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006



Me - [Thinking] "I'm not going to laugh. I'm not going to laugh."
[Sees Nicholas with a sausage sticking out his mouth]
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Hello, everyone. Linus isn't here today, so he's asking me to blog for him.

Yeah, you wish. I'm always here.

As promised( but late ), here's the 2nd part of the Joakim-Letter thingy, and this is Joakim Gomez's point of view and his comments.

Once again...
[Disclaimer: After this point is where I get all bitchy and criticize stuff and other stuff. So if you're the kind of person that can't stand this sort of thing, do yourself a favour and don't read it. Or else, that's your fault. Joakim-Lovers, the few of you, can get yourself right out of my blog. Otherwise you risk your heart being broken. Not that I care or anything because I"m not really insulting Joakim, but I don't want people flaming me on my tagboard. And if you still insist on reading this, getting all pissy and start flaming me, I will cruelly ignore you and swim in a pool of your distressed tears.]
[Additional Disclaimer: Anyone is free to quote anything I say on my blog ( provided it remains in the same context ) and bitch about it. If you do so, please tell me on my tagboard and give me the link. Then I'll criticize your criticism. Then you can criticize my criticism of your criticism of my criticism. Confused? Yeah, thought so.]

"To be really honest i think on nights where i wasn't the worse performer of the evening, the whole show, made it seem as if i was, and i would actually in a way shield other contestants from their criticisms..Nights when i actually screw up, along with some of the other contestants, They don't get picked on, it was me they gave all the bullshit to.

And i only conclude for a few reasons

1) they thought i was going in based on looks (which everyone has)
2) i was too thin skinned

3) The show needed a scapegoat

If i knew i couldn't sing in tune at least, i wouldn't even join this competition and the judges KNOW what they want so don't insult their integrity and their intelligence for putting me through..i worked my butt out so much, SO MUCH for this competition and on nights when i actually get good comments, i get so ecstatic but when i actually go back, i get all these slammings and stuff from the public and press haha, heck yeah i know i ain't much of a FANTASTIC singer....

But ever wonder???? why is SINGAPORE IDOL AN TV SHOW?? it's also based on showmanship, and that i believe i have, thats why it's a tv show lol :) if this was all about the vocal prowess and nothing else, then i really think it should be on radio lol, i always enjoyed taylor hicks, he is a great singer but most importantly a great showmen.

On wednesday when Dick said to jonathan on his comment "To be an idol isn't about being the best singer around. it's about having a certain quality you possess" and also the way ken said on how singapore should vote "don't vote for what you read or see in the media, don't be swayed, vote for what u feel"

no disrespect to jon nor dick nor ken, but somehow i got hurt in a way, when i was in the competition, there was so much heat going on on VOTE FOR THE BEST SINGER, THIS SHOW IS ABOUT THE BEST SINGER, or DON"T VOTE BASED ON LOOKS!!!, or SINGAPORE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?? and then for that comment to actually come out, i just felt, kinda sad? haha i just took it that way but jon hady and jasmine are 3 fantastic singers :) thats what i feel but someone that comment i heard just kinda made me go "EH?????"

I don't wanna sound thick skinned, arrogant or cocky, THERE WERE NIGHTS I KNOW I SCREWED UP BIG TIME, and deserved the boot, but there were nights i know i did well, and a few nights that were average, but sometimes when others didn't do up to their level of their game, who gets most of the critiscisms and slammings? (It's not as if i'm competing with them, i'm was all the while trying to compete commercially, and i wanted to know how people feel but well) but i just needed to explain myself,

A famous local singer/celebrity walked up to me one day after my journey ended, he/she said

"joakim i have a friend who actually compiled all the songs you performed into a cd, your lonely no more and the gurmit singh song was tottaly screwed up, and you deserved the bad comments you got. OTHER than that, i really feel that the rest were endearing and easy listening, you have a very nice relaxed tone and nice voice, you only need to enhance it, but you seriously didn't deserve all these bad comments for nights you sang well, you have definitely acted as a sheild for other contestants who didn't do well cause i feel most of them have this mentality that "as long as joakim is still there, even though i screw up, he will get it and not me, well tahts how i feel about you. You definitely can sing but just have more power, and at the rate you are going, you have a bright future in this industry.

I might get in trouble for blogging about this but heck, it's time i let you guys know how i feel

i am not asking for pity, tears nor laughter, i'm asking you to UNDERSTAND the amount of stuff i went through, i never really gave a damn a this, i'm seriously saying i never really did :) not untill i got this letter, and thats when i kinda knew i needed to take a stand..for like the 19th time this year hahah :)

love you guys

joakim gomez :)

PS: this post has been edited haha due to loads of comments.... if i have offended anyone i'm sorry :)

i really intended for this blog to stay on this blog and not go towards the singapore idol site but well it did so i have to be really carefull now cause i don't want no more press to write up stuff when this whole idol thing has died down.

Most people say i came in here for the fame, i didn't :) i came in here looking for an opportunity to showcase what i have and to have my life in the media industry as a job and as a passion and living..to all those who say i did, READ WHAT I SAID ABOVE and understand, This ain't an easy life once you entered.

This is what i wanna do cause i love this business very much :). I'm not giving in the criticism's or anything but from what i know, when there is Day, there is night.

When theres the slams, i think the victim should tell his own side of the story don't you think?"

~That's the original text. Now, let's Read and Analyze ( I KNOW ENGLISH!)

To be really honest i think on nights where i wasn't the worse performer of the evening, the whole show, made it seem as if i was, and i would actually in a way shield other contestants from their criticisms..Nights when i actually screw up, along with some of the other contestants, They don't get picked on, it was me they gave all the bullshit to.

And i only conclude for a few reasons

1) they thought i was going in based on looks (which everyone has)
2) i was too thin skinned

3) The show needed a scapegoat

To be honest, there was only one night where he wasn't completely bad. And that's the night he sang "I Don't Wanna Know" and "My Cherie Amour". Also, the next night, he got voted off. Ironic, no? Dear Joakim, you get picked on because you don't improve. Or else, you've tried but it doesn't show. No other contestant does that. Well, maybe Jasmine. Yeah, Jasmine too. But at least she improved to a decent level. If you improve, but are still unacceptable...then well, boo hoo.

Answer A) Sorry, but you can take me out from everyone. Not everyone has looks you know. * Grumble*
Answer B) Thin? Or thick-skinned?
Answer C) You wish.

If i knew i couldn't sing in tune at least, i wouldn't even join this competition and the judges KNOW what they want so don't insult their integrity and their intelligence for putting me through..i worked my butt out so much, SO MUCH for this competition and on nights when i actually get good comments, i get so ecstatic but when i actually go back, i get all these slammings and stuff from the public and press haha, heck yeah i know i ain't much of a FANTASTIC singer....

Oh yes Joakim, we all agree you can sing in tune. 4 out of 327 notes isn't bad. Really. I'd do much much worse. I myself can't sing baa baa black sheep. So, because I'm so sad and jealous and everything ( or so people proclaim ), I resort to flaming others. Yes, I am that bored.

Franky speaking, the day I heard Joakim go through, I was thinking "Woah...Something must be screwed up."

But ever wonder???? why is SINGAPORE IDOL AN TV SHOW?? it's also based on showmanship, and that i believe i have, thats why it's a tv show lol :) if this was all about the vocal prowess and nothing else, then i really think it should be on radio lol, i always enjoyed taylor hicks, he is a great singer but most importantly a great showmen.

Singapore Idol is a tv show because Mediacorp wants money. Yes, it is about showmanship too. But the Idol series have also been about vocal talent. Sadly, Joakim, you have too much of the former, and too little of the latter. Taylor Hicks is indeed a great showmen (Wtf?), but as you said, he's also a great singer. And that's what enjoyable about hearing him sing...You know, the fact that he can actually sing.

On wednesday when Dick said to jonathan on his comment "To be an idol isn't about being the best singer around. it's about having a certain quality you possess" and also the way ken said on how singapore should vote "don't vote for what you read or see in the media, don't be swayed, vote for what u feel"

We're not expecting another Aretha Franklin or Whitney Houston ( who finally filed for divorce from Bobby Brown, thankfully ). But there are standards.

no disrespect to jon nor dick nor ken, but somehow i got hurt in a way, when i was in the competition, there was so much heat going on on VOTE FOR THE BEST SINGER, THIS SHOW IS ABOUT THE BEST SINGER, or DON"T VOTE BASED ON LOOKS!!!, or SINGAPORE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?? and then for that comment to actually come out, i just felt, kinda sad? haha i just took it that way but jon hady and jasmine are 3 fantastic singers :) thats what i feel but someone that comment i heard just kinda made me go "EH?????"

Looks aren't that important, especially if it's SINGING you're talking about. No one wants an album that sounds like Teletubbies' Greatest Hits. Well, maybe some. Jonathan and Hady are good singers. Jasmine is...well, ok.

I don't wanna sound thick skinned, arrogant or cocky, THERE WERE NIGHTS I KNOW I SCREWED UP BIG TIME, and deserved the boot, but there were nights i know i did well, and a few nights that were average, but sometimes when others didn't do up to their level of their game, who gets most of the critiscisms and slammings? (It's not as if i'm competing with them, i'm was all the while trying to compete commercially, and i wanted to know how people feel but well) but i just needed to explain myself,

Thankfully, we don't live in a world where doing something wrong means you pay the price immediately. Otherwise, a lot of people would be dead. Including me. But anyways, fact remains, Joakim's "bad nights" far outweigh his "good nights".

Oooo, hypocrisy/contradictory:
It's not as if i'm competing with them,
VS
i'm was all the while trying to compete commercially

A famous local singer/celebrity walked up to me one day after my journey ended, he/she said

"joakim i have a friend who actually compiled all the songs you performed into a cd, your lonely no more and the gurmit singh song was tottaly screwed up, and you deserved the bad comments you got. OTHER than that, i really feel that the rest were endearing and easy listening, you have a very nice relaxed tone and nice voice, you only need to enhance it, but you seriously didn't deserve all these bad comments for nights you sang well, you have definitely acted as a sheild for other contestants who didn't do well cause i feel most of them have this mentality that "as long as joakim is still there, even though i screw up, he will get it and not me, well tahts how i feel about you. You definitely can sing but just have more power, and at the rate you are going, you have a bright future in this industry.

Ooo..Which celebrity?

List of songs I think Joakim did badly in:
Spectaculars #1 - How Deep Is Your Love
Spectaculars #2 - Lonely No More < ---Cringe-Worthy
Spectaculars #3 - You Send Me
Spectaculars #5 - I'll Be There For You < --- Puke-Worthy
Spectaculars #6 - I'm A Believer < ---A "Shrek" song...
Spectaculars #7 - Both songs. Especially "Calling"

Yes. So actually, he only did well ( in my opinion ) on the nights of the Spectaculars #4 and #8. Which means he sang 3 songs decently well. Although I must admit, My Cherie Amour was quite endearing.

I might get in trouble for blogging about this but heck, it's time i let you guys know how i feel

i am not asking for pity, tears nor laughter, i'm asking you to UNDERSTAND the amount of stuff i went through, i never really gave a damn a this, i'm seriously saying i never really did :) not untill i got this letter, and thats when i kinda knew i needed to take a stand..for like the 19th time this year hahah :)

love you guys

joakim gomez :)

Yes, I understand that because of negative comments from people like me, you feel kinda sucky (!!!). But it's ok. Because remember, you have the looks. And you can always do better. Joakim actually has a bright future ( although not in the music industry, hopefully ).

Tuesday, September 19, 2006



Ms Raksha - "Class, I'm going to show you a video."
Me - "Oh no...Remember what happened the last time you did. I giggled throughout the entire video..."
Ms Raksha - "Never mind."
Me - "Ok..."
[Video starts]
Clement - [Some retarded hokkien-Indian words]
Me - [Laughs for the entire video]

Yeah...Videos are bad for my health. And that Danial kept whacking me to make me stop laughing. As if that'd work. I can only begin to stop laughing when I want to, and never before then. So don't even try.

Omg, I so feel like being bitchy today. Screwed up a Physics and Maths test. This is part of my 3-mark question answer:

Speed = Distance/Time
Velocity = f ( Frequency ) X λ ( lambda )
Therefore;
Velocity = 10s X 20m
= 30 m/s

I could just about shoot myself right now. How 10 multiplied by 20 gives 30 I will never know. And if that wasn't bad enough. I'm quite sure I screwed up my Chinese Listening Compre today because I was sooo sleepy thanks to the extensive workout session we call PE. Nevertheless, I am a good student so I tried my very best. The maths exam didn't help either. 30 minutes to do 6 questions...
1 Straight Line Graph
1 Quadratic Graph
1 Direct Proportion
1 Indirect Proportion
1 Statistics
1 Probability.

Out of all of these, I only managed to FINISH the Probability question. And even then, I'm losing marks because I don't know how to present my last answer. I know it, but I don't know how to find it. Gah...The Quadratic Graph was murder as well as the Straight Line graph. And they carry about 1/2 the total marks of the paper. The Direct Proportion question was very very confusing because I ended up with the equation : Y = K [Square-Root X] and k was 1.3 ( in fraction form. I don't know how to represent it here though ). Didn't finish it because I didn't have my calculator and frankly didn't have the time to square 5.25 manually. Skipped the last part, did 1/2 of the Indirect Proportion question, which happens to be the only question I really know how to do.

ALAS!

Time ran out! A part of me inside was screaming in frustration as I handed up the paper. Justin as usual was still writing despite warnings from Ms Lim. So the moment she turned away, he started writing again. And I happily reported him and felt much much better after that. Then our maths projects were returned. 10/20 for the project, 9/16 for the journal and god knows how little for the Model Construction. Doesn't bode well for me in any case.

Mmmm, just read Joakim's blog. And, it looks soooo juicy...
[Disclaimer: After this point is where I get all bitchy and criticize stuff and other stuff. So if you're the kind of person that can't stand this sort of thing, do yourself a favour and don't read it. Or else, that's your fault. Joakim-Lovers, the few of you, can get yourself right out of my blog. Otherwise you risk your heart being broken. Not that I care or anything because I"m not really insulting Joakim, but I don't want people flaming me on my tagboard. And if you still insist on reading this, getting all pissy and start flaming me, I will cruelly ignore you and swim in a pool of your distressed tears.]

"..hey joakim ..okey i know i was wrong ..eventhough you said its alright ..i still want to explain why i did this to you ..ignore it if you dont feel like reading it though ..okey ..yeah it is so true you have the good looks ..but why do you joined sg idol in the first place ? ..wait ! ..do you know you can not sing ? ..anyway i sent those msges to you its not because i hate you ..or i support paul twohill ..infact i dont at all ..i am Taufik Batisah's supporter ..and its not your fault also ..its just that only ,because you joined sg idol ..seriously i dont understand it ! ..the judges also wrong ..they shouldnt let you in ,in the first place ..because when you were in top 28 ..supporters so called fans started to vote ..and its not your fault also ..because gerls simply adores your cute face ..and guys started to say bad things about you ..YOU WIN MAN ! ..THEY ARE JUST SIMPLY JEALOUS THAT YOU HAVE THE GOOD LOOKS ..and there the story started ..i think you know few of your fellow contestant shouldnt be voted out so soon ..AS THEY HAVE THE VOICE ,THAN YOU ..correct ? ..its all just because of the monkey acting you did ..which was entertaining la ..yes i admit it ..but dude , ..youre in wrong competiton ..yes i said you suck ..as in you cant sing dude ..and your life getting sucks from that point of time ..evil stares ,critism bla bla ..sucks right your feeling ? ..and you seems confused ..you know they simply can sing than you ,dont you ? ..even though im not you ..i just donno why the hell i can feel it ..and thats why i smsed you to quit ! ..see ,youre young ..maybe its just a trial in the first place ..turned out to be so serious in your life ? ..its not fair to you ..and you cant do anything ..cause the people keep voting you in ..and yes dude ..you made an improvement ..which was too late ..who needs an improving person when they have better person ..correct ? ..okey i typed too much ..in any way ,i msg you wasnt because i hate you nor twohill supporter ..its because i just felt its unfair to you ..and again from the bottom of my heart ..i am so sorry ..though it had ended for you ..you still have other opportunity maybe ..and i wish you all the best ,except for singing ..thank you"

Yeah, that was a letter from one of Joakim's...Somethings. Anyway, after I read it, I went to the toilet to throw up due to the sheer bastardization of grammar and spelling in that letter.

Ok, so I managed to read and understand the letter. I hope I understood it, it's kinda hard when the author has the amazing ability to produce this piece of work I fondly call Dysfunctional Writing. Truly an inspirational piece for all of us, and from this, I'm sure we will all learn how not to write a proper letter.

First of all, I'd like to praise his formatting of the letter. Or lack thereof. I mean, I know my blog doesn't contain the smoothest transition between topics you've ever seen ( mainly because my life is so mama-drama that linking everything together would be like writing a damn script! ), but at least I have some sense of formatting [Keyword: some].

"..because gerls simply adores your cute face ..and guys started to say bad things about you"
Oh yes, of course. Except you might wanna consider that Joakim's popularity is INDIRECTLY Proportional ( SEE I KNOW MATHS! LOVE ME MISS LIM!!! ) to how long he stays in the competition. The longer he stays, the smaller his fan base gets.

"YOU WIN MAN ! ..THEY ARE JUST SIMPLY JEALOUS THAT YOU HAVE THE GOOD LOOKS"Get it straight Einstein and complete it entirely. It should read "YOU WIN MAN! ..THEY ARE JUST SIMPLY JEALOUS THAT YOU HAVE THE GOOD LOOKS. ALSO, THEY ARE PISSED OFF THAT INSANE DEAF PEOPLE IN SINGAPORE ARE KEEPING YOU IN WEEK AFTER WEEK AFTER WEEK." Or something like that anyway.


"and there the story started" No, fishbrain, this horror story started the day Joakim Jude Gomez joined Singapore Idol and ended the day he was booted from the competition. And my ears would like to add that they are very very happy. Because after a while, I learnt what a valuable asset the "mute" button on my remote is.

"yes i said you suck ..as in you cant sing dude ..and your life getting sucks from that point of time ..evil stares ,critism bla bla ..sucks right your feeling ?" ....Dear dysfunctional person that wrote this, saying someone sucks is different from saying that he must be feeling sucky. For example:

"You suck!"
would probably evoke different emotions than
"You must be feeling quite sucky right now."

"and you seems confused ..you know they simply can sing than you ,dont you ?"
"i think you know few of your fellow contestant shouldnt be voted out so soon ..AS THEY HAVE THE VOICE ,THAN YOU "

You seems to have forgotten the word better in the first sentence. But it's ok, you'd probably spell it as butter anyway.

".even though im not you ..i just donno why the hell i can feel it ..and thats why i smsed you to quit ! ..see ,youre young ..maybe its just a trial in the first place ..turned out to be so serious in your life ? ..its not fair to you"

Last time I checked, when you feel it's unfair for someone, writing a letter that says they suck wasn't the best way to comfort them. SMS'ing him to quit won't work. Noooooooooooo, if he wanted to quit, then he would have a long long time ago.

"..and you cant do anything ..cause the people keep voting you in "

Drop. Out.

"you made an improvement ..which was too late ..who needs an improving person when they have better person ..correct ?"

Wow, for once, you are correct. I almost choked when I read this. Unfortunately for you, I recovered from my coughing spasm soon after.

"though it had ended for you ..you still have other opportunity maybe ..and i wish you all the best ,except for singing ..thank you"

Yes, join the next dancing competition that comes along. Break a leg. (And break a leg is an expression for "hurry up" so those of you who want to accuse me of cursing him, go and die. THAT's cursing someone."

Oh well, dinner beckons. As well as chinese tuition after this. Maybe I"ll update it later on tonight with JOAKIM's comments on the letter received.

Monday, September 18, 2006



Mervin - "Linus is crazy lah."
Me - "I am no-WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" [ Continues laughing madly]
Bob - "What the hell man?"
Mervin - "See?"


Working on the ELDDS script...

-10 minutes later-

Screw the ELDDS script...

This is a short-long blog post. This means that I will type a short post, but because of words that I've said, it will be a long post. To summarize, this short post will be a long one. Confused? Good.

Well, for starters, I'm VICE-CHAIRMAN of ELDDS! Woo hoo! Although really, there's no difference between Chairman and Vice-Chairman of ELDDS since they practically have the same post...In ELDDS anyways.

Here's a convo between me and Edna. It's half of the convo, cuz I didn't save the other half. Entire convo spanned 3 hours.

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
AH WTH HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE COLDPLAY!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!

[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
heeelllooo

[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
because

[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Coldplay, has a singer

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
THEY

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
ARE

[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
That I seriously hate

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
NICE

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WHY?!?!

[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
To you

[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
BECAUSE HE LOOKS SO UGH

[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
And their songs are bullshit

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
QHY?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Take for example: Yellow

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
IT'S DAMN NICE

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
I LOVE THAT SONGGGGG

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WTHHHHHH!!

[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
...Yellow is a retarded song

[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
And if you go and think about it

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WHY?!?!?!

[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
You'll know why

[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
It's so fricking shallow

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
AND I DON'T LIKE DIANA DEGARMO

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
AND CELINE DION

[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
then don't like her lor..

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG HAHAHA

[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
sheesh
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Are you hyper agin
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
VERY SHALLOW MEH??
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
*again
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
YES
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
I DUNNO MAN
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WHY?!?!?!?!?!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
NOOOOO IT'S NOTTT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
wait, watching happy tree friends
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
later, I'll explain to you slowly why
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
BLOODY SADIST
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
And slap you while you giggle
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
TELL ME WHY TELL ME WHY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HURRY UPPPPPP
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
ok done
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
AH AH AH HURRY UP TELL ME LEH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Wait, let me go get the lyrics
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
most of all, I hate the lead singer
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
he looks like a fag
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
?!?!!?!?1
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
I DON'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
I JSUT LISTEN TO THEIR SONGS
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
AIYOOOO
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Look at the stars
Look how they shine for you
And everything you do
yeah, they were all yellow
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
O rly?
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Yes, that makes sense
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
The stars shine for you
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
And what you did, was yellow
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
ok
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called Yellow
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Uh huh, and what is yellow?
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
So then I took my turn
Oh what a thing to've done
And it was all yellow
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WTF IS YELLOW?
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHA YELLOW IS THE NAME OF THE SONG LA!!!!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YELLOW AS IN YELLOWWW!!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
And you know
You know I love you so
You know I love you so
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Wrong wrong wrong
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
UNLESS you're some kind of sick maniac, skin and bones are NOT beautiful
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh what a thing to do
Cuz you were all yellow

I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Utter bullshit
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
You're skin
Oh yeah you're skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
And you know
For you I'd bleed myself dry
For you I'd bleed myself dry
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WHAT THE HECK?!?!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Bleeding yourself dry is NOT love, that's just crazy and retarded
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
AIYO..THERE'RE A LOT OF OTHER LYRICS WORSE THAN THIS YOU KNOW!!!!!!!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Its true
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine for...
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OH YA YOU'RE THE ONE THAT HATES SCREAMING MUSIC RIGHT?
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
repeititive lyrics just mean the song is shaloow
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
*shallow
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Yes
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
YES
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
GOD, YES!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Like heavy metal
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WTH I CAN FIND ALOT OF REPETITIVE MUSIC MAN
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAAHHAHAHA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Yes, it's called heavy metal
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG WHY SUCH HATRED
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
But anyone can do heavy metal
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
NO LA IT'S CALLED EMOCORE
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
NOT ANYONE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
All I have to do is scream like a disembowled banshee
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YOU TRY SHOUTING LIKE THEM
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Yes, I'm not -that- insane
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT WAY OF SHOUTING
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
IT'S LIKE QUITE HARD TO DO
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
But apparently, people like to hear their eardrums being blown to pieces
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG I LOVE HOKKIEN MEE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OMG ME TOO
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHA LIKE ME
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WITH CHILLI, LOTS AND LOTS OF CHILLI
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM EATING NOWQ
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
NOT FAIR
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YUM YUM YUMMMMM
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WAIRRR
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHA YOU GO BUY LA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Eh, don't be selfish
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Fax some over to me
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
or email it to me
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY I SHALL SPLAT SOME ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR YOU
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OMG, YOU'RE SO NICE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OK OK, I'm waiting
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OKAY DONE
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
GO AND LICK IT OFFFFFF
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I DON"T SEE IT
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
IT'S THERE!!!!!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
EEEEYER, YOU BLUFF ME
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WHERE GOT?
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
SEE MY WORDS TURN YELLOW BECAUSE OF THE HOKKIEN MEE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OUCH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
VERY THE BRIGHT LEH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I THINK MY EYES SPOIL ALREADY!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OH AND I SHALL USE YELLOW AS MY FONT COLOUR SINCE YOU HATE THE SONG SO MUCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
..
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OH NO!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THE HORROR
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
EDNA!!!!!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUN
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
MY EYES
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OH JESUS, MY EYES
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
*Burns*
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
YELLOW IS A HORRIBLE SONG
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
TSK TSK TSK DON'T USE GOD'S NAME IN VAINNNNNNNNN
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Hokkien Mee > YELLOW
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
HOKKIEN MEE > COLDPLAY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
AIYO YOU PUT CHRISTIAN LYRICS ON YOUR NICK BUT YOU USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN VAIN VAIN!!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG HAHAHAHA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AIYOOOOO, NEVER MIND
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AT LEAST I DON'T LIKE COLDPLAY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
I LOVE COLDPLAY
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
LET'S LIST WHAT OTHER STUFF WE DON'T LIKE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
STARTING WITH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YOU KNOW I DON'T KNOW ANYONE THAT LISTENS TO DIANA DEGARMO
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
HEAVY AND DEATH METAL
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAI
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
YES, SHE'S FAT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
BUT IT'S OK
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I LIKE FAT PEOPLE, IT'S A MAJOR TURN ON TO SEE ALL THEIR FATS WIGGLE AND JIGGLE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
BOUNCY FLAB> BOUNCY BOOBIIES
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG HAHHAHAHAHAHA
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WA LAO EH DAMN SICK MAN
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OMG?
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WHAT
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHA TO BE HONEST, I LISTEN TO SOME EMOCORE
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
BUT I HATE THE SHOUTING PARTS
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
YOU THREW UP YOUR HOKKIEN MEE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
EHHH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WHEN YOU THROW UP HOKKIEN MEE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
DOES IT STILL LOOK LIKE HOKKIEN ME?
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCH IT YET LA!!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
*MEE
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHA HOKKIEN YOU HAHAHAHAHA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I MEAN IT'S ALL YELLOW AND MUSHY AND STUFF LAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
VOMIT ALSO CANNOT TELL
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AIYA TYPING ERROR LAH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
VOMIT COLOUR LA
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
LIKE GREEN
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
U RTHR C ME TYPE LYK THIS ARH?
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SH000 GaYxZz WoRrrRxZXZ
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
I RTHER C U TYP LYK TIS
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YA LORHX
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
HeLLOX, I aarrmmm *a* TwiiT NeHxxZ
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AHHH MY NEIGHBOUR IS DRILLING HIS WALL
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
NOW!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WHAT THE HELL MAN?
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
DRILLING HIS WALL HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WHYYYY NOW WHYYYYYY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG DAMN FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
EDNA IS CRAZY
WOO HOO!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YOU GO BLAST DIANA DEGARMO MUSIC LA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WE NEED MORE PEOPLE IN THIS CONVO

[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
CANNOT
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WHY CANNOT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
INVITE PEOPLE!
INVITE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I WANNA LISTEN TO UTADA HIKARU
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
LAST TIME MY NEIGHBOUR BLASTED PROMISCOUS FOR LIKE 2 HOURS WA LAO EH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AFTER WHICH I WANT TO GO RAPE GEORGE BUSH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG I HATE JAP MUSIC
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I WANNA GO LISTEN TO LONDON BRIDGE
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHA IG TO I GOT
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
THE
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
SONG
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SEND ME
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SEND ME
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OKAY I LISTEN NOW
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SENNNNNNNNND MEEEEEEE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SEND ME IF NOT I SLAP YOU WITH NICHOLAS' MANBOOBS
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! sends:

Open(Alt+P)
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
EWWWWWWW
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AHA, YOU'RE SCARED OF THEM
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
AND ANYWAY YOU HAVE TO ADMIT LONDON BRIDGES' LYRICS IS MUCH WORSE THAN YELLOW
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
YES
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
IT'S A SHITTY SONG
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG SLOW TRANSFER RATE. THIS WILL TAKE FOREVER.
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
BUT WHAT THE HELL, THE FRICKING BEAT IS DAMN SEXY LAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
MY LONDON LONDON BRIDGE WANNA GO DOWN
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WA LAO
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
FALLING DOWN
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
FALLING DOWN
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
MY FAIR LADYYYY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YA I LIKE BOTH LONDON BRIDGESSSSSS
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I'M NOT LAUGHINGGGG
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
NOT FAIR
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I WANT A MILKSHAKE
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
THEN YOU LAUGH LA!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
I WANT MORE HOKKEIN MEEEE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
CANNOT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I CANNOT LAUGH NOW
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
DUNNO WHY
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
MUST BE
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
....
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I KNOW WHY
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
IT'S BECAUSE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OF
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
MY....
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
ME
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
STUFF TOY DOG LYING ON THE BED
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
TOOT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I NEED TO HUG IT THEN CAN LAUGH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OOOOOOOOOO
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
ACTUALLY I'M NOT LAUGHING LOR
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I AMMMMMMMMMMM
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
I'M JUST TYPING OUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
*SING SONG VOICE* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I'M SINGING HAHA TO LONDON BRIDGE
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT IS FUNNY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
IT SOUNDS FRICKING WEIRD LAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
LIKE SOME SPASTIC TELETUBBY SONG
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
TELETUBBIES ROCK MAN
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I LIKE THAT PART OF THE SONG
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WA LAO THE LYRICS SUCKS MAN
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
YOU WERE ALWAYS GONNA BE MY LOVE
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WHOA WHOA WHOA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
ISUKA, DARETAKA BLAH BLAH BLAHHHHHH blahblahblah
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
The Grey Goose got the girl feeling loose
Now I’m wishing that I didn't wear these shoes
It's like everytime I get up on the dude
Papparazzi put my business in the news
And Imma get up out my face

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WTH IS A GREY GOOSE?!?!?!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SPRAY YOUR ASS WITH MACE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WHAT THE HELL IS MACE?
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
GREY GOOSE IS A GOOSE THAT'S GREY LAH

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
MACE IS A STICK THINGY
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
LIKE LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHA
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
STICK THINGY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
IT'S NOT LIKE LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD IS A PINK PRINCESS
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
IT SAYS LITTLE. RED.
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THEREFORE, GREY GOOSE MUST BE A GREY GOOSE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AIYO, YOU NEVER LEARN MATHS ISSIT?
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAH?!?!!? I DON'T GET IT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
EDNA ARH EDNA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I GIVE YOU TUITION LAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WHEN SEX = 0
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAH MY MATHS A2 ONLY
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OOPS, I MEAN X = 0
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THEN ENJOYMENT ( WHICH IS E ) = 0
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THEREFORE, SEX = ENJOYMENT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
UNDERSTAND?
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
UNDERSTAND OR NOT?
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
EDNA!!!!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
PAY ATTENTION!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
ER. ER. ER.
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
ALMOST.
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WHICH PART YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SEX, OR ENJOYMENT
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHA I AM EATING HOKKEIN MEE LA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OR ISSIT THE - SIGN
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
I DON'T UNERSTAND THE SEX PARTTTTTTTT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
...HAIYA
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OK OK, I EXPLAIN SLOWLY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WHAT IS SEX?!?!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SEX IS WHEN
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
MUMMY, AND DADDY
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OR SOMETIMES, HOOKER AND TRANNY
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
DECIDE THEY WANT TO HAVE FUN
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SO THEY PICK A GOOD LOCATION
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
HOTEL BED, ROOM BED, DARK ALLEY, SCHOOL CLOSET, TAKASHIMAYA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THEN THEY STRIP
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OOO
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THEN THE EEL WRIGGLES INTO THE CAVE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THEN AFTER A WHILE
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
STIRP THAT'S ALL?!?!?!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
...AIYA
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SOMETIMES THEY LEAVE ON THE HANDCUFFS
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AND WHIPPED CREAM MAH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG DAMN FUNNYYYYYYYYY
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
DEPENDING
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THEN AFTERWARDS, THE EEL WILL EJECT WHITE FLUID
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMGGGGG
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
DAMN SICK
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:

[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
KNOWN AS CORRECTION TAPE TO SOME OF YOU
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:

EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OKAY I KNOW ALR I KNOW ALR
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YOU STOP NOWWWW
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OKAY OKAY OKAY
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THEN AFTERWARDS, THE EEL DIE
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
?!?!?!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WHY THE EEL DIE?!?!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Then the woman bu shuang, so she get up and slap the man with her boobs
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
if it IS a man
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
the eel dies because of short lifespan
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG OMG EXCITING
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
but after a while, it will rise from the dead
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
then the man will get all pissy and stuff
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
and then they'll break up
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WAH SO SAD
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
and the woman will be all like "I DEMAND YOU GIVE ME MONEY"
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Then the man will be like "NO WAY, BITCH"
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
UH HUH UH HUH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Then the baby 3-year old daughter will run in and be all like " MUMMY MUMMY I'M PREGNANT!"
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
And that, is sex
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
understand?
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
Understand?
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMGGGGGGGG
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
UNDERSTAND OR NOORRTTT?
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
CAN YOU IMAGINE A 3 YEAR OLD WITH A BIG TUMMY?!?!?!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WE NEED TO STUDY THE NEXT SUBJECT LE
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMGGGGGGGGG
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WHICH IS???
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
PICK A SUBJECT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I'M AN EXCELLENT TUITION TEACHER
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG YOU KNOW WHAT!!!!!!!!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
YOU'RE PREGNANT?
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
MY MAID MADE PURPLE PORRIDGE TODAY!!!!!!!!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
O
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
M
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
G
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
HOW
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
NOT KIDDING MAN!!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
EH WAIT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
ISNT' THAT CALLED DIARRHOEA?
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
SHE PUT PURPLE SWEET POTATOES TOGETHER WITH THE RICE
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
NO REALLY!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
....OMG EWWWW
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
I TOOK A PICTURE BUT I CAN'T UPLOAD!!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THAT'S LIKE SUPER SUPER SICK LAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WHAT THE HELL ARE PURPLE SWEET POTATOES
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YA LA!!!!!!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OH WAIT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
PURPLE SWEET POTATOES LAH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
GOT SUCH THING YOU KNOW!!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
HAIYA, LINUS, SO SILLY
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
EDNA...I'M TRAUMATIZED
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
TODAY, I SAW THIS REALLY REALLY OLD GUY, SUPER PERVERTIC ONE LAH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AND HE WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS SUPER HOT LADY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YA YA YA THEN?!?!?!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
TELL ME NOW NOW NOW
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WAH LAH, DAMN DISGUSTING LAH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THEN THE LADY WAS ALL LIKE "WTF! WHO ARE YOU"
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SHE DIDN'T SAY LAH, BUT CAN TELL SHE WAS THINKING THAT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THEN THE OLD MAN GO NEARER AND NEARER TO HER LAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AND THE OLD MAN WAS SUPER SMELLY LAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
LIKE OMGWTFBBQVOMIT SMELLY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WHERE WHERE WHERE?!?! MRT AR?!?!?!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
NO, BUS STOP
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I SAW WHEN WALKING HOME
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THEN THEN THEN
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THE LADY FINALLY FLAGGED DOWN A TAXI
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AND THEN
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
THEN WHAAAAAAAAT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THE OLD MAN DAMN THICK-SKINNED LAH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME WHAT THE OLD MAN SAID YETTTTT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
CANNOT HEAR
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
UH HUH UH HUH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SO ANYWAY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHHAAHAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
YOU KNOW WHAT THE MAN DID
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
HE WAS LIKE "BYEBYE" THEN HE STRAIGHTAWAY WENT TO THIS SCHOOLGIRL
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
BLUE COLOUR UNI, I THINK PEI YI OR SOMETHING
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WAH LAO, SI BEI DISGUSTING LEHH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMGGGGGGGGGG
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
REALLYYYYYYYY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
ARE YOU SURE HE WASN'T ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS?!?!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OH YOU KNOW
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SO PERVERTIC LAH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
THERE WAS THIS TIME
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
HE DIDN'T TALK AT ALL
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
I WAS AT A BUSSTOP NEAR VS
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
THEN THERE WAS THIS OLD MAN!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WEAARING HOSPITAL CLOTHES!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OM
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
*OMG
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
ESCAPEE
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
LIKE HE ESCAPE FROM HOSPITAL LIKE THAT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WAH SO SCARY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
THENNNN
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
MAYBE IT'S LIKE A GHOST LAH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HE ASKED ME IF ANY OF THE BUSES GO TO CHANGI AIRPORT!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WAHHHHH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
I WAS LIKE WTF WTF WTF WTF
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
TEL;L HIM 76 GO CHANGI LAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THEN LAUGH WHEN HE REACH HOUGANG
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAH?? RELALLY MEH??
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHA
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG HAHAHAHAHAAH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WA LAOOOOO
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WAH HOKKIEN MEE DAMN SHIOK
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I HATE PEOPLE THAT LOOK LKE ESCAPEE FROM SOMEWHERE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SO SCARY
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
DUNNO WHETHER THEY REALLY ESCAPE, OR JUST LOOK LIKE THAT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
LIKE LAST WEEK
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I SAW THIS SUPER PSYCHO AH BENG GUY
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SHIRT ALL OPEN, HAIR SUPER MESSY
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WAH, DAMN UGLY SOMEMORE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I GOT OFF THE BUS, THEN SEE HIM STRAIGHTAWAY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YA YA YA THENNNNN
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THEN HE KEEP TALKING TO HIMSELF, KEEP SWEARING AND SWEARING
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AND THEN THE OLD LADY NEX T TO HIM LOOKED SUPER TRAUMATIZED LAR
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WAH LAO, MY HOUSE BUSTOP IS SUPER SCARY LAH..
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
GOT ALL THE WEIRD WEIRD PEOPLE...
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAAHAHHAAHA
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WA LAO SO SAD MAN
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG OLDIES
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YOU ARE LISTENING TO CHAIN OF FOOL
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
S
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OH YA IB ET YOU LOVE MATHILDA RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THEN WHAT YOU WANT ME TO LISTEN TO?
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OH, I DID SOMETHING, AND IT WAS YELLLOWWW
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
MATHILDA IS OKAY LAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
BETTER THAN
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AND YOU WILL HATE ME FOR THIS
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
PAUL!!!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHHHA SHUT UP MAN
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
KSDFLNGLJFDSB
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:

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EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
NEVER MIND LA
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
AT LEAST HE IS A NICE PERSON
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
PAUL SUCKS LAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
STUPID MONKEY BOY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
EH HE IS A NICE PERSON OPKAY
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
HE AND JOAKIM
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY LOOK LIKEEEEEEEE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WAH, SI BEI THICK-SKINNED
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HE IS A NICE PERSONNNNNNNN
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
JOAKIM REALLY SUCKS. BUT PAUL DOESN'T.
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
REALLY OKAY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OKAY HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT......
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I CAN'T STAND PAUL
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
CANNOT SING
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
I HAVE PAUL'S NUMBER?
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OMG
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WHY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
THERE THIS PERIOD OF TIME
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WHY ARE YOU SO CRAZY OVER PAUL
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HE WAS SUPER DEPRESSED
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
SO HE SMS ME
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I RATHER GO GAGA OVER JOAKIM THAN PAUL
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
HE SMS YOU FOR WHAT?
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
THEN I SORT OF LIKE TRIED TO COMFORT HIM LA
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WA LAO SINGAPORE REALLY DAMN BAD OKAY. HE'S JUST A GUY!! INSULT HIM UNTIL LIKE THAT FOR WHAT!!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
IF YOU MARRY PAUL TWOHILL, I WILL KILL YOU BOTH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
BECAUSE PAUL TWOHILL SUCKS LAH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
NO LA.. HE WON'T LIKE ME LA..HE LIKES KC PPL HAHA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
HE IS CONSISTENT IN SINGING THOUGH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
EH DON'T SO BAD LAAAAAAA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
CONSISTENTLY BAD
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM..........
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
EHHH, IF HE'S THAT WAY ON TV
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WTH..HE GOT GOOD COMMENTS OKAY...
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THEN NOT MY FAULT FOR THINKING HE'S LIKE THAT
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
I'M JUST TELLING YOU WHATTTTTT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I DON'T LIKE HIMMM
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
DO YOU LIKE JASMINE???
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
NOT REALLY
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SHE'S CUTE LAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AND CAN SING DECENTLY WELL
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
BUT..
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
NOT REALLY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HE'S A DAMN NICE PERSON LA.
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
JASMINE IS........
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
ARTIFICIALLY
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SWEET
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
SHE'S A NICE PERSON ALSO
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
AIYAH ALL OF THEM ARE NICE LA
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
EVEN JOAKIM
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
MY FOOT
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
BUT PAUL IS VULGAR
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
LIKE VULGARRRRR
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OK LAH, JOAKIM GOT THAT NEVER-SAY-DIE-THICK-SKIN PERSONALITY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
EH JOAKIM WAS DAMN POOR THING OKAY
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
HE IS SUPER SUPER THICK-SKIN LAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AND HE THINKS HE CAN SING LOR
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THAT'S HIS PROBLEM
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I DON'T KNOW WHY SINGAPORE VOTED HIM IN
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
I MEAN IMAGINE A JUDGE ASK YOUR FANS TO STOP VOTING FOR YOU
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
LIKE WTH MAN??!?!?!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OH YES, BECAUSE HE HAS THE LOOKS
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
HE WAS SUFFERING IN THE COMPETITION LOR
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
NO LA..IT'S THOSE CRAZY DEAF TEEANAGE GIRLS
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
EVERY WEEK HE STAYED, MORE PEOPLE HATED HIM
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AND HE SUCKS AT SINGING
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YA LOR
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY SUCKS
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
EVEN I CAN SING BETTER THAN HIM LAH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
AND EVERY WEEK, HIS FACE IS LIKE THIS
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
ALWAYS SMILE SMILE SMILE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SO IRRITATING
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
LIKE "I'M IN AGAIN!??!?! OMG!!!! NOOOOOO!"
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
HE KEEPS SMILING
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SO ANNOYING
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OF COURSE LAAAAA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I MEAN, LOOK DEPRESSED FOR ONCE LAH YOU STUPID CARE-BEAR
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HE LOOK DEPRESSED BEFORE WHAT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
GOT MEH?
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
MUST HAVE MISSED ME
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
*IT
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIM THAT DAY AFTER HE GOT VORTED OUT
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
I WENT TO FIND HIM
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
THEN HIS FACE WAS LIKE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME THE DAY AFTER HE WAS VOTED OUT
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WAH SADNESS
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
i WAS SUPER SUPER HAPPY LAH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
ME TOO!!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
BUT I COULDN'T BE HAPPY OPENLY
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I WAS SOOOO HYPER AND IN A GOOD MOOD
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I WASSS
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
CAUSE MY FRIEND WAS SOBBING..
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
THEN I WAS LIKE....WTH.......
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
NONE OF MY CLASSMATES LIKE HIM
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THANK GOD
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
NOT THAT I CARE
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OBVIOUSLY MAN
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
ALL THE GUYS HATE HIM
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
IF THEY SCOLDED ME FOR BEING SO HAPPY, I'LL TELL THEM TO SHUT UP
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
DUH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
EVEN GIRLS HATE HIM
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YA MAN
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
LIKE MY WHOLE SCHOOL HATES HIM
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
YES
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
EXCEPT FOR MY FRIEND
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
SIGH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
BUT YOUR SCHOOL LIKES PAUL
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WHY EDNA WHY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
EH PAUL IS REALLY NICE OKAYYYYY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
EH I'M SERIOUS!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HE IS A VERY VERY VERY VERY NICE PERSON!!!!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AHHH, NEVER MIND, YOU LIKE HIM THEN LIKE HIM NAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
*BAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WHAT I REALLY CANNOT STAND IS THOSE PEOPLE WHO THINK HE IS IDOL MATERIAL
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
MY FOOT LAH

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[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
HIS VOCALS SUCK
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HE HIMSELF KNOWS HE'S NOT IDOL MATERIAL
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AND HIS PERSONALITY WILL WEAR OFF
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
EH............
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
WA LAOOO
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HIS VOICE IS GOOD OKAY...
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
NO IT'S NOT EDNA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
ASK ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OKAY I ADMIT IT'S LIKE NOTIHNG COMPARED TO THE TOP 3
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
BUT.....
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
IT'S STILL ABOVE ABOVE AVERAGE
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
I BET YOU YOU CAN'T SING LIKE HIM
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
DUH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I NEVER SAID I COULD SING WELL
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
BUT STILLLLLLLLLL
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
argh!!!!!!
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
FINE LA
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HE IS SOOOOO NICEEEEEEEEE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
MAYBE HIS VOICE IS OK LAH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HE IS NICE NICE NICEEEEEE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
BUT HIS DICTION IS SO FRICKING POOR
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG YOU WEAR BRACES RIGHT??
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
AND DON'T YOU DARE BLAME THE BRACES
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YA HE HAS A TENDENCY TO MUMBLE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I SPEAK PERFECTLY FINE WITH THE BRACES
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
TENDENCY?
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
I DIDN'T SEE I DIDN'T
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I CAN'T HEAR A FRICKING THING
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THAT'S NOT MARBLES IN THE MOUTH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THAT'S FRICKING CEMENT IN THE MOUTH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YA HE CALLED ME THE OTHER TIME ANND I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HALF OF WHAT HE WAS SAYING
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CEMENT OMG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
HARLOASODNASIUDIABRIANDUABISDBIABIDFABDASD BYE
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HUH HUH HUH?!?!?!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YOU KNOW I ACTUALLY TRIED TO READ THAT........
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
IF PAUL EVER CAME UP TO SPEAK WITH ME ON THE STREET
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I THINK I'LL DIE LAUGHING
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
EH DON'T SO MEAN LAAAAA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
BUT WAIT WAIT WAIT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
GOT SOMEONE ELSE
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
JOAKIM "RETARDED" GOMEZ
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG JOAKIM.........
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
JOAKIM IS ULTIMATE SHIT
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I'LL PROBABLY STRANGLE HIM ON SIGHT
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YOU KNOW WHAT?
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
"WHY DID YOU RUIN MY EARDRUMS! WHY, YOU STUPID BITCH, WHY?"
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WHAT
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WHO IS WHAT?
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
THERE WAS ONE TIME
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
WATTY WATTY BOOKY!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
SOME BIKER SAID YOU SUCKS TO JOAKIM
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
DAMN FUNNY
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OMG
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
YOU SUCKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
DAMN FUNNY OK HAHAHAHAHHAHA
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I KNOW
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
THE POOR GRAMMAR
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OOO CARRIE UNDERWOOD
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
AIYO YOU LIKE AI PPL EH?
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I LOVE CARRIE UNDERWOOD
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
MARRY ME!!!!!
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
OMG CRAZY
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
EHH WAIT I TRANSFER TO ANOTHER COMP AH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
SHE CAN SING, AND SHE'S PRETTY LAH
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
OK
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I GO TOILET
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
MY BLADDER LIKE WANT TO EXPLODE LE
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OKAY BUAIIXXXX!ZXZXZXZXZ
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
I ONLY HOLD BECAUSE TALKING TO YOU DARLING
EDNAAAA YEEEEE-OW! says:
HAHAAHAHHA OK TTYL
[Linus] Vice-Chairman of ELDDS! says:
`HURRY COME BACK

Wednesday, September 13, 2006



Me - "You know what'd be nice? Checkmat'ing someone with a pawn. Then you can really say P(a)WNED!"

Didn't blog for the last 5 days because nothing really ground-breaking happened (until today). And I happen to be dealing with some very time-consuming and emotionally-draining social issues. Examples: My utter lack of self-confidence and my newly-realized feelings for someone. Yes, it's a girl.

Hmmm, on Monday, it was borrrring.

Tuesday, Ms Raksha showed us "The Earth Song" music Video by Michael Jackson. A simple comment "Eh look, his nose dropped off" made me laugh for the length of the entire video. Which is about....7~8 minutes. My ribs hurt after that.

Today, Recess was hilarious. One big group of us took on X-Men alter egos. Had a "Toad" race with Clement and Mervin. I won. Mervin won the Professor X wheelchair race though. Clement and I were incapacitated with laughter.

Speaking of today...Should I sign up for Peer Support Leader? Or Camp Instructor. Or Both. But that might be biting off more than I can chew. And if I sign up for Peer Support Leader, I'd be giving up my trip to GuangZhou ( not that I"m particularly enthusiastic about it anyways ). And it's not even guaranteed that I'm going to be through for PSL ( Although I think my chances are pretty high )

And there's still the unconfirmed Brunei Exchange trip. 99% sure is not good enough.

And then there's still BlinG to plan for.

GAH.

Saturday, September 09, 2006



[Nicholas' Blog]
Type Your Name with...
nearest object to your left hand:
h8dcyt9oooqaqw ( Water bottle )

Must...Do...

Type Your Name with ...

your eyes closed, but both hands::
Linus
the point of your nose::
p9j87w (...Stupid incredibly big nose)
your eyes closed, but only your left hand::
kinus (lol)
your eyes closed, but only your right hand::
P9h8d (...)
your chin:
l,ik9jnuu8j (woo hoo)
your elbow:
lin uysa (...)
your tongue (if you dare):
liohjnujsd ( Is my tongue that big. Sidenote: My keyboard is stupidly wet now )
your big toe:
lihnus (yay)
your mouse:
linus
the nearest object to your left hand:
./,p]kk , .n,ji;.;c bdgx m.vcd( my bolster. Took 7 tries to PRESS the keys )
your eyes closed, using only your left pinky:
limnud
the back of your hand::
o8jkhy7jh cxv
your fingers on haphazard, incorrect keys:
Dunno
some type of jewelry you're wearing::
Watch can? likomujxds
your kneecap ::
lkl njmcd
your heel::
liunbuyjjsd
Your Brainpower ...
~**~**LINUS**~**~

Edit: Found something interesting.

Ok, so there's this webpage: http://www.personalitypage.com/portraits.html that apparently gives a pretty damn detailed description of the various personalities. Found it on Daryl's blog and thought "Hey, why not. I'm bored enough anyway." ESFP - The Performers
seemed most like me so let's analyze it and see how accurate it is.

Parts I agree with shall be bolded.
Parts I disagree with shall be italic'ized
Parts I'm neutral on shall be let unmolested.
Eye-burningly big words or phrases are to draw attention.

As an ESFP, your primary mode of living is focused externally, where you take things in via your five senses in a literal, concrete fashion. Your secondary mode is internal, where you deal with things according to how you feel about them, or how they fit with your personal value system.

ESFPs live in the world of people possibilties. They love people and new experiences. They are lively and fun, and enjoy being the center of attention. They live in the here-and-now, and relish excitement and drama in their lives.

ESFPs have very strong inter-personal skills, and may find themselves in the role of the peacemaker frequently. Since they make decisions by using their personal values, they are usually very sympathetic and concerned for other people's well-being. They're usually quite generous and warm. They are very observant about other people, and seem to sense what is wrong with someone before others might, responding warmly with a solution to a practical need. They might not be the best advice-givers in the world, because they dislike theory and future-planning, but they are great for giving practical care.

ESFP is definitely a spontaneous, optimistic individual. They love to have fun. If the ESFP has not developed their Thinking side by giving consideration to rational thought processing, they tend to become over-indulgent, and place more importance on immediate sensation and gratification than on their duties and obligations. They may also avoid looking at long-term consequences of their actions.

For the ESFP, the entire world is a stage. They love to be the center of attention and perform for people. They're constantly putting on a show for others to entertain them and make them happy. They enjoy stimulating other people's senses, and are extremely good at it. They would love nothing more than for life to be a continual party, in which they play the role of the fun-loving host.

ESFPs love people, and everybody loves an ESFP. One of their greatest gifts is their general acceptance of everyone. They are upbeat and enthusiastic, and genuinely like almost everybody. An ESFP is unfailingly warm and generous with their friends, and they generally treat everyone as a friend. However, once crossed, an ESFP is likely to make a very strong and stubborn judgment against the person who crossed them. They are capable of deep dislike in such a situation.

The ESFP under a great deal of stress gets overwhelmed with negatives thoughts and possibilities. As an optimistic individual who lives in the world of possibilities, negative possibilities do not sit well with them. In an effort to combat these thoughts, they're likely to come up with simple, global statements to explain away the problem. These simplistic explanations may or may not truly get to the nature of the issue, but they serve the ESFP well by allowing them to get over it.

ESFPs are likely to be very practical although they hate structure and routine. They like to "go with the flow", trusting in their ability to improvise in any situation presented to them. They learn best with "hands-on" experience, rather than by studying a book. They're uncomfortable with theory. If an ESFP hasn't developed their intuitive side, they may tend to avoid situations which involve a lot of theoretical thinking, or which are complex and ambiguous. For this reason, an ESFP may have difficulty in school. On the other hand, the ESFP does extremely well in situations where they're allowed to learn by interacting with others, or in which they "learn by doing".

ESFPs have a very well-developed appreciation for aesthetic beauty, and an excellent sense of space and function. If they have the means, they're likely to have to have many beautiful possessions, and an artfully furnished home. In general, they take great pleasure in objects of aesthetic beauty. They're likely to have a strong appreciation for the finer things in life, such as good food and good wine.

The ESFP is a great team player. He or she is not likely to create any problems or fuss, and is likely to create the most fun environment possible for getting the task done. ESFPs will do best in careers in which they are able to use their excellent people skills, along with their abilities to meld ideas into structured formats. Since they are fast-paced individuals who like new experiences, they should choose careers which offer or require a lot of diversity, as well as people skills.

ESFPs usually like to feel strongly bonded with other people, and have a connection with animals and small children that is not found in most other types. They're likely to have a strong appreciation for the beauties of nature as well.

The ESFP has a tremendous love for life, and knows how to have fun. They like to bring others along on their fun-rides, and are typically a lot of fun to be with. They're flexible, adaptable, genuinely interested in people, and usually kind-hearted. They have a special ability to get a lot of fun out of life, but they need to watch out for the pitfalls associated with living entirely in the moment.

Jungian functional preference ordering:

Dominant: Extraverted Sensing
Auxiliary: Introverted Feeling
Tertiary: Extraverted Thinking
Inferior: Introverted Intuition