Wednesday, January 30, 2008



Ok ok , real updates will come soon I promise, once I get out of this vicious cycle of sleeping late waking early.

Spent like from 2.15~9 with dear Wei Loong =) Fun fun fun.

And now to the real "meat"

VOTE FOR LI ZHI HERE
BECAUSE HE JUST ROCKS LIKE THAT!

Monday, January 21, 2008



[After 3 straight hours of painting]
Jo-Ann - "I'm going to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
Me - "Where's the donkey?"
Jo-Ann - "Shaddup, I don't wanna talk about it."

Well I'm back in the blogosphere after being launched into orbit by JoShen an unintended hiatus. Scream people scream.

Happy Uber Birthday to Kampong Kapor Methodist Church! Super special awesome 114th Anniversary =) Praise the Lord. Oh Lordy Jesus Lord =)

Also, communication is the key to life, because without it everything just breaks down so [censored] badly it's not even half-funny. So many things have screwed up ( and are and will ) because of miscommunication and I'm just hoping that it'll get fixed/will be fixed.

Ms Tang said I must be Positive. So did Mr Maran.

Ok I tried to do ASCII art of a battery but it ended up looking more like a stupid milk bottle with a vicious-looking teat so I gave up on it. Giving up is not usually my style but lately I seem to have been doing it quite often, for better or worse. Bleh.

Oh, and Sunday Lunch was the breastest man. Justin Heah and Jo-Ann are the BEST meal-partners ever spawned. Heah is so emo it melts me, and on the other end of the spectrum, Jo-Ann and I are just destructive around food. Poor chicken head. Poor poor chicken head. We mourn the passing of the chicken, but it was sure damn fun. Performed Reverse BearTrap ala on the chicken but didn't quite snap its jaw cleanly in two.

Jo-Ann says Kegan sings like a beached whale. I concur.

Ack. Life's been a whirlwind of Tamim-proportions and it needs to stop soon before I get blown clean away. Ahhh, for a seemingly wonderful life like some people I know ( coughKOWcough ). Bleh. Bleh. Bleh.

I just kinda lost my blogging motivation. Well, whatever little I have. D'Presso tends to do that.

Oh, and apparently, I've Mild Exhaustion. Now, this might just be my fault, but if this is mild, I never wanna see bloody Exhaustion.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008



My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.
~ Sonnet 130 / Sonnet CXXX [Shakespeare]

If you watched the video in my previous entry ( I hope so, Catherine Tate's a comedic genius ) then you'd have heard this wonderful sonnet. It's the epitome of subtle insulting, and follows metre and rhythm to a 'T". I love it.

On another note, days are looking up. Saturday looks fit to kick ass and Sunday's Beebadabeeboom day!

Monday, January 14, 2008



I hate Mother Tongue. More specifically, I hate Mother Tongue Classes. Absolute boring shit. Reading the textbook is just so enjoyable; it fills my heart with laughter and joy. Absolutely, no kidding. It was so interesting, I finished revising Refraction. That's how utterly interesting MT lessons are.

My PSLs are a bunch of sick-ass psychos. What with their weird fetishes and raging testosterone, being surrounded is a safety hazard. Wei Loong's [censored] of Kasidet followed by Fu Zhi's mention of Wei Loong and his [censored] is just so [censored] wonderful. As a kind and responsible senior, I am very deeply traumatized.

Almost fell asleep during English.

Literature was as usual. Crap, suan, insult, Fahrenheit451, crap, suan, insult, youtube youtube youtube dismiss. Nothing special. Makes me glad I took Literature.

Had lunch with Tubbles and FuZhi, then went to hang out with the A/B/C PSLs since their class had been postponed. After many sick opinions transpired and a healthy amount of testosterone was released [Get your minds out of the gutter ( I was here first and there's only space for one anyway)], I went up to 1D to see them moving to the ground floor behind-library pull-up area.

It started drizzling, and we nomaded' our way to the Parade Square. Some people were very emo about it -.-"

Revised Isotopes with FuZhi ( my Chemistry reeks of phail ) and then went to join 1D in playing PhoonYiDuck and Goose, and then Husband, Wife and Slut. I was an excellent wife, before I went to be Yu Fan's wife. Being all PMS'y, I happily bitchslapped him every time he was winked at. Yu Fan screamed in what I suppose is joyous pain. Or maybe just pain, I'm not sure.

So being nice a douchebag, I 'accidentally' lost Yu Fan to become a Slut. He then quickly seduced someone else. My new Wife was absolutely desperate to keep me because I'm handsome enough to die for, that he gave me gratuitous ( I actually had to look up the spelling for that ) amounts of Love. By "Love" I mean practically endless slappings. It was to die for. Or die from.

After my back was redder than a spanked bryanfoong'sbaboon's ass, we finally stopped to do a cheer. Farhan and Caleb led the cheer, and a well good job they did too. Dismissed them, then went down to 1B to stalkobserve Kasimum/Tubbles/YuLiang/Eusebio.

5 minutes later we were back in the Parade Square, combining with 1A and 1C for a mass-cheering session. It was raining very heavily. Very very heavily. There was much screaming as the poor boys panicked as they tried to escape the vicious rain.

Obviously Rain is dangerous. As in, the weather. The other rain is dangerous because he looks like a decomposing hippo.

Had VS Unite ( again ) then went down to the PSB room to talk with Fu Zhi and Bih Yau. Haha, talked for like what...1.5 hours? Learnt a LOT about them, and my hopes for both of them have been not only "resurrected" but even increased. Let's hope that they'll really live up to expectations! =)

Pizza for dinner. Yummay.

Ok, got to sleep now. I leave you with the comedic genius of Miss Catherine Tate:
[Literature]

Sunday, January 13, 2008



Jo-Ann - "If you put Jo-shen on one end of the scales, the other side will like launch into orbit."
Me - [Splutters]

Me -" I wonder what all these red dots above the hymnal words are?"
Jo-Ann - "Obviously it's Braille."
Me - [-.-"]

Me - "Elbert Elbert Elbert Elbert chickennobread Elbert chickennobread Elbert Elbert Elbert Elbert!"
Jo-Ann - "Avester Avester Avester Avester GAY Avester GAY Avester Avester Avester Avester!"
Me - "Sebastien Sebastien Sebastien Sebastien OW Sebastien OW Sebastien Sebastien Sebastien Sebastien !"
Both - [Giggles]

Bye Cassii =(

Youth Worship today totally rocked though, same for 11.30 Service. Jo-Ann and her retarded jokes are great for keeping awake during Sermon.

Played the Rhythm game during Lifegroup. Sebastien had the honour of stuffing 7 Marshmallows into his mouth. I have the video and pictures of him ( and Abby Nyam ). Will post up soon, as soon as I get Sebastien's blog address. I will spam him with nonsensical nonsense.

Happy Beebadabeeboom Day!
Every Sunday is Beebadabeeboom Day! It's the day when I shall be happy. What with Church and family and all =)
Lalala

Beebadabeeboom!

Thursday, January 10, 2008



[Parkway Parade]

Angmoh woman - This place is so expensive
Me - Then go away -.-
Jo-Ann - Where shall we eat?
Me - Not Fish and Co, too expensive
Jo-Ann - Then go away -.-
Me - Sian... Kanna owned.

Hanging out with Jo-Ann and Cass has been great. Family =)

Monday, January 07, 2008



Changda - "And because we don't have enough parents coming, we're going to get-"
Shervin - "Fake parents?"

Past few days have been rough. But hopefully today's the turning point.

Happy happy dandy posts in a week hopefully.

Friday, January 04, 2008



I was re-reading my blog posts, particularly the ones about EMD and PSLTC. Fond memories, of a time that I had them with me. That time..that I so want to grab and live through again, rewind time and reverse my actions. Just to have them back. Just to have them back...

But I can't do that. It's not possible.


Jo-Ann's birthday party tomorrow, it's going to be a super bbq-blast. Some KKMC LG3o7's are coming over ( Justin...and hopefully Lianne ) and of course, Jo-Ann's getting some Cedarians.

Went ThaiPan yesterday with Jo and Cassandra. And parents. Ate ravenously. But for 8 people, a bill of $93.00 isn't all that bad. I didn't pay anyway so =)

Gotta find myself again. So ashamed. And now just hoping for forgiveness and friendship again.

Continuing the randomness of this post, pictures from LG3 group outing ( in church ) / watchnite


(Left to right)
Top Row: Joy, Charmaine, Kaye, Shireen
Bottom Row: Lianne, me, Justin, Robin






I look like this apparently:


Aren't I hot?

Tuesday, January 01, 2008



2007 has been a year of ups and downs

let me not lose myself in verbosity describing the events that have recently transpired

let it suffice to say that it's been educational, and emotional. Unpleasantness at being criticized metamorphed into delight at improving oneself, and realizing who are your true friends.

it's 1st of january, 2008. it's a brand new canvas.

so how is this year's painting going to look like?

the brush is already painting.
let there be hope that it will not turn out a giant texture.