Thursday, August 31, 2006



[Phone Conversation]
Me - "Hello?"
Gaga - "Did you call me because I called you about you calling me??"
Me - "Yes, but you know about you calling me because of me calling you. Bye."
Gaga - "Wait! Did you go back to Saint Gabriel's?"
Me - "No."
Gaga - "Bye."

ACES DAY!
*Does a little elated Riverdance*


Lino squeezed Panda at 10:50 PM




Wednesday, August 30, 2006



[07:56:51 PM] [Linus] 40/100: God, when I take Bio next year

[07:56:54 PM] [Linus] 40/100: and I get Ismail

[07:56:56 PM] [Linus] 40/100: I'm going to commit suicide

[07:57:01 PM] [Linus] 40/100: or kill her or something

[07:57:09 PM] =sEr^y@ng~~[: lol u never noe. u may get her..

[07:57:33 PM] [Linus] 40/100: I'd like to get my hands around that
wrinkly neck of hers and squeeze all the mummified
remains out of her

Ugh, hate herrrrr. Die, you evil old wrinkly ancient, DIE.

Tomorrow's BE YOURSELF DAY and TEACHER'S DAY! Which is why I"m so HYPPPERRRR. HYPER. HYPER. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

And since I'm in such a good mood, I promise this blog spot will be about nothing but good stuff...

Yeah right.

Gotta do filming tomorrow with Shane. Guess that means no bowling...Oh well, sacrifices must be made *Cruella DeVil-Esque post*

OH MY GOSH, I SO WANT TO WATCH THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA. 8 Days has definitely picked out the most super-uber juicy snippets of Meryl's Streep's lines. So sharp and cold they are, but oh, what cattiness. I worship you!

AHhhh, still hyper over tomorrow. Although I am worried about my choice of clothes. But, I say to myself, make a wish, take a chance, make a change, and break away. From Normalcy that is.

Bleh, so bored now. I could go and sleep, but seeing as that I'm practically high on coffee, that's not happening.

I need to get sleep. But my body won't let meeeeee. Which sucks, because over the course of Saturday ~ Wednesday, I am going to die!

Oh yeah, wanted to bitch about something. You guys know of like people who even though they say "no", a lot of times, they still do it. Like for example, MR N.T forcing K.W.K to go for the stupid Intellectual Property camp. It's super unfair for W.K lah! I mean, the poor guy already explained that he doesn't want to go, and it's NOT compulsory. But noooo, Mr N.T will HAVE to go and force W.K to go. Bloody hell, I seriously hate people like that.

Sigh, just found out that Friday morning is so occupied...Damn.


Lino squeezed Panda at 10:05 PM




Tuesday, August 29, 2006



Megan - "Doesn't Joy look like Albert Charles Tindley?"
Joy - " ... "
Me - "Now that you mention it..."
Joy - "You guys are evil."
Megan - "Thanks."
Me - "Thanks."


Oooook, I haven't blogged since Saturday.

Sunday was Hymn Festival. Got caught in the rain and walked from Little India Station to KKMC because SOMEONE told me to. Got soaked and arrived to find everyone and their mother staring at me..It was fun anyway, and I could really feel the spirit of God in that church. The choir was fantastic, and Miss Leona Quek...WOW. Vocals to kill for.

Monday, was...Monday. Slept like 5 hours the morningnight before so I was pretty damn tired. Kept sneezing and by the time school ended, I was feeling downright horrible. Skipped practice and actually felt quite reluctant. I'm definitely becoming more and more committed to CO. Definitely good. Better than suffering in it anyway. Besides, there's something about Co...

Ok, so anyway. Had dinner at Jack's Place...

Today...Geography in the morning. P.E was basketball again. Lots of laughter ( especially with BOBO around ). Was rather drained after that ( Well, almost everyone was ). Stoned during Chinese, Stoned during English. Maths test on Pythagoras's torture Theorem and Mensuration. Completely F'd it up so I can kiss that test a good bye....Sigh

Talked to Weng Keong today. Some really deep stuff, but I'm not in the mood to do it nearly enough justice, so I shall leave that for another day.

And I cut my hair. *Cry*

Oh well, got to go pack my bag (Damn home econs ) and finish up the cue cards for the Physics Project. But first...Who wants pictures????

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HELLO WEE BIAN!!!

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DARYL HAS A VERY DELICOUS PHONE, NO?

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BANANA SPLIT + CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM + MOCHA + CAPPUCINO = HYPERACTIVITY!!!!!!!!!!


Lino squeezed Panda at 9:32 PM




Saturday, August 26, 2006



[During VSCO Practice]
Michael - "I'm going to go inside and look for a G-String."
Me - "...Errr..."
Michael - "You know what I mean dammit."


I GOT BACK MY MP3!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yayayayayayayayayayay

I'm so happy because I've finally made the decision.

2nd September: VSCO, then rush ( read: Taxi ) over to Lianne house. Must check with her about the location. Then do the cookies ma-bob, go church, blah blah, sleep really early ( because I bet we won't sleep at Lianne's house), go for it from Monday~Wednesday (4th~6th).

Gosh, 4th September is going to be so fun. But I'll probably be out of the Mime act then, since I am missing 6 hours of it. Oh well, it's well worth it if the gamble pays off.

Almost didn't go for CO today because woke up feeling rather unwell. Went anyway, had the important briefing, then played Soccer with the CO guys. Oh what fun it was, running around like hyper-active children ( aren't we all ?"

As usual, it was really really unfair upper sec against lower sec.

Upper Sec: Daryl (How), Daryl (Ho), Li Quan, Benjamin, Ming Cong, Chong Chao, Kenneth, Alvin, Delson and someone else. I think there were ten.
Lower Sec: Me, Wee Bian, Jing Qun, Yang En, Samuel, Ernest, Li Xuan,Kee Wen.

Unfair is it not? Numerical advantage, and height disadvantage. Seriously, Kee Wen and I were only taller than Ming Cong and Chong Chao.

And we played on SAND! I HATE running on sand, makes me slip and fall too much.

Needless to say, we got thrashed horribly. Then Ming Cong, Benjamin, Kee Wen and Chong Chao left. The rest of us played another game. The score? 3~2. I'm the best defender. I even scored a goal.

Own goal...

But the important thing is that I scored a goal. Yes, it is.

Wheeee, finally finished uploading/converting the files for my mp3. Now to go and meticulously rename and edit them. I'm crazy like that.


Lino squeezed Panda at 10:35 PM




Friday, August 25, 2006



Timothy - "This is the anti-drug badge. I tore off the sticker because it looks nicer that way."
Me - "I like your style of thinking."

Woo hoo, Timothy rockkkkks.

Hello everyone, I'm back to blog. Despite what some of you may think, no, I have not been on a hiatus because I got pregnant. Other than the fact that I'm a guy, no, it was because of something better than that.

Better than being pregnant I hear you say? What could be better than being pregnant?!?!Shift+/Shift+1?!?!

Not being pregnant for one Well, I was bored!

...

Oh come on, I didn't blog for one day. One freaking day. I bet half of you don't even check my blog daily. Oh, well, there was the hiatus before that. And the one before that...And the one before that...And that one...

...

Yar anyway, update on results

So far it's:

English: Unknown
Maths: 72.5
Chinese: 68.5
Geography: 82
Home Econs: 80.75
Science: 85
Art: >>>40<<< I FAILED ART. Why? Because of that stupid colour wheel. And it's no consolation that half the class failed. They don't like art, I do.

Back to grades, I've a current MSG of 2.6 and average of 71.84533333333333. If I wanna pull my average up to AT LEAST 75, that means my English grade has to be AT LEAST 96.25.

English = 96.25?
English = 96.25
...
...
...
=(
Ok ok, on to happy stuff. I'm a cheerful person as we all know. Today...I...Um...Hmmm....Oh yar, Justin wanted to go to VJC to take Chinese Literature just for the aircon.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Riiiiight. First of all, Justin's a fag. He can't possibly handle Chinese Literature. Not to mention Justin has a super screwed personality. And he wants to take Chinese Literature just for the aircon.

J = PF
Justin = Pathetic Faggggggggg.

Ahaha, I can imagine what's going to happen if Justin reads this blog. Complain to a teacher? No way. I haven't mentioned his surname. Oh, of course, everyone who reads this blog will know. And so will that Justin that I'm talking about. But of course, he can't do nuts about it. So, he'll either resort to physical violence or just "ignore" it. If he does resort to physical violence, I'll just go straight to Mdm Yasmin and complain about him harassing me for absolutely no reason. Oh yes, I can be a bitch when I want to.

Oh well, enough of the stupid fag.

So anyway, fast-forward to Chinese. Wrote a discursive/argumentative essay on "Exams being the final point of studying." Wrote about 2 1/2 pages, longest ever. Even managed to include the PDPC play in it too, go me! Got 32/40 for chinese oral, highest in class =). Ms Wong says that two people haven't taken the test yet, but seeing as those two have a pathetic command of the chinese language, I sincerely, seriously doubt that.

Bwahaha.

Mime class after school. Talked with Weng Keong during lunch about Macs, then after HE left, went to talk with Eugene, Wayne, Ban Liang *giggle*, Mark and some indian guy. No, I'm not racist, he is indian. What am I suppose to say? Right, I thought so. Shut up, stop thinking and just read this. After THEY left, got really bored, dragged Adeeb to the ELDDS room ( with TAMIM *Shudder* ) and found Sahil, Abhinav, Timothy and some other Sec 1 guy there. Crapped around a bit with Nicholas inventing a rhyme for my name. Ting Yong came in, left because our spasticness scared him, then came back. Went for Mime class. Rather fun. Intensive 6-hour drama training on 4th September! Going to do make-up on that day. Parkway for lunch, for sure. I want my starbucks!

But, now there're two problems

2nd September, Saturday: VSCO Performance at Field.
2nd September, Saturday: Ichthus

4th September, Monday: Drama/Mime training
4th September, Monday: VSCO Leadership Camp.

Arghhhh....Really really torn. I've kinda made up my mind about 2nd September though, I"ll go for the performance, then either rush to Church, or straight to Lianne's house. Wherever that may be...Although I do want to ask Ren An about that. Wonder if he'll be of any help. A fellow christian CO member should have been in a similar dilemma before.

4th September is troublesome though. I WANT TO ATTEND BOTH! I WANT MY DAMN CAKE AND I WANT TO EAT ALL OF IT! ALL OF IT! Munching, chewing, savouring the delicious strawberries as their sweet juices fill my mouth and their aroma fill my nose!!!

Must work out a plan to stab someone in the face over the phone attend both.

Ugh, must have a talk with Ser Yang tomorrow...


Lino squeezed Panda at 10:28 PM








Timothy - "This is the anti-drug badge. I tore off the sticker because it looks nicer that way."
Me - "I like your style of thinking."

Woo hoo, Timothy rockkkkks.

Hello everyone, I'm back to blog. Despite what some of you may think, no, I have not been on a hiatus because I got pregnant. Other than the fact that I'm a guy, no, it was because of something better than that.

Better than being pregnant I hear you say? What could be better than being pregnant?!?!Shift+/Shift+1?!?!

Not being pregnant for one Well, I was bored!

...

Oh come on, I didn't blog for one day. One freaking day. I bet half of you don't even check my blog daily. Oh, well, there was the hiatus before that. And the one before that...And the one before that...And that one...

...

Yar anyway, update on results

So far it's:

English: Unknown
Maths: 72.5
Chinese: 68.5
Geography: 82
Home Econs: 80.75
Science: 85
Art: >>>40<<< I FAILED ART. Why? Because of that stupid colour wheel. And it's no consolation that half the class failed. They don't like art, I do.

Back to grades, I've a current MSG of 2.6 and average of 71.84533333333333. If I wanna pull my average up to AT LEAST 75, that means my English grade has to be AT LEAST 96.25.

English = 96.25?
English = 96.25
...
...
...
=(
Ok ok, on to happy stuff. I'm a cheerful person as we all know. Today...I...Um...Hmmm....Oh yar, Justin wanted to go to VJC to take Chinese Literature just for the aircon.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Riiiiight. First of all, Justin's a fag. He can't possibly handle Chinese Literature. Not to mention Justin has a super screwed personality. And he wants to take Chinese Literature just for the aircon.

J = PF
Justin = Pathetic Faggggggggg.

Ahaha, I can imagine what's going to happen if Justin reads this blog. Complain to a teacher? No way. I haven't mentioned his surname. Oh, of course, everyone who reads this blog will know. And so will that Justin that I'm talking about. But of course, he can't do nuts about it. So, he'll either resort to physical violence or just "ignore" it. If he does resort to physical violence, I'll just go straight to Mdm Yasmin and complain about him harassing me for absolutely no reason. Oh yes, I can be a bitch when I want to.

Oh well, enough of the stupid fag.

So anyway, fast-forward to Chinese. Wrote a discursive/argumentative essay on "Exams being the final point of studying." Wrote about 2 1/2 pages, longest ever. Even managed to include the PDPC play in it too, go me! Got 32/40 for chinese oral, highest in class =). Ms Wong says that two people haven't taken the test yet, but seeing as those two have a pathetic command of the chinese language, I sincerely, seriously doubt that.

Bwahaha.

Mime class after school. Talked with Weng Keong during lunch about Macs, then after HE left, went to talk with Eugene, Wayne, Ban Liang *giggle*, Mark and some indian guy. No, I'm not racist, he is indian. What am I suppose to say? Right, I thought so. Shut up, stop thinking and just read this. After THEY left, got really bored, dragged Adeeb to the ELDDS room ( with TAMIM *Shudder* ) and found Sahil, Abhinav, Timothy and some other Sec 1 guy there. Crapped around a bit with Nicholas inventing a rhyme for my name. Ting Yong came in, left because our spasticness scared him, then came back. Went for Mime class. Rather fun. Intensive 6-hour drama training on 4th September! Going to do make-up on that day. Parkway for lunch, for sure. I want my starbucks!

But, now there're two problems

2nd September, Saturday: VSCO Performance at Field.
2nd September, Saturday: Ichthus

4th September, Monday: Drama/Mime training
4th September, Monday: VSCO Leadership Camp.

Arghhhh....Really really torn. I've kinda made up my mind about 2nd September though, I"ll go for the performance, then either rush to Church, or straight to Lianne's house. Wherever that may be...Although I do want to ask Ren An about that. Wonder if he'll be of any help. A fellow christian CO member should have been in a similar dilemma before.

4th September is troublesome though. I WANT TO ATTEND BOTH! I WANT MY DAMN CAKE AND I WANT TO EAT ALL OF IT! ALL OF IT! Munching, chewing, savouring the delicious strawberries as their sweet juices fill my mouth and their aroma fill my nose!!!

Must work out a plan to stab someone in the face over the phone attend both.

Ugh, must have a talk with Ser Yang tomorrow...


Lino squeezed Panda at 10:28 PM




Wednesday, August 23, 2006



[Singapore Idol]
Ken - " The thing is, Jonathan, I don't think you sounded good today. But we'll put that aside, because all of you sounded bad anyways."


LOL

CA Scores:
English : Unknown
Chinese : 68.5
Maths : 72.5
Science : Unknown
Home Econs : 80.75
Geography : 84
Art : Unknown

Ugh, results aren't all that good. Nah, it's not good. Sec 2s should be getting STRAIGHT As.

Oooo, Singapore Idol is on now! *Flicks on TV*

Mmm, just missed Paul's performance. But according to the judges, it was good.

Yay, Jasmine's doing a chinese song. Vocally, quite good, but...somehow not...satisfactory. It's really sad, she could have totally sang a high high note. I was really half-expecting to sing her lungs out.

OWWWWWWWWwwwwww... Joakim Gomez is hurting my ears!!! MY earssssssssssssssssssss.........Oh sure, trying to control. Bullcrap. OMG DICK LEE, YOU ROCK! But Joakim sucks. No, it's not that his singing sucks, it's that his singing is HORRENDOUS! Humility my ass...Jacintha is crazy. Florence is right, JOAKIM SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUT A LONG LONG LONG TIME AGO! LIKE...NEVER BEEN IN THE COMPETITION IN THE FIRST PLACE. Get out, Joakim. Get. Out.

Oh yay, Jonathan, Nurul and Hady after the break. Which there are wayyy too many of.

Wheee, Jonathan. Only he and Hady are the good singers left. 'Cept for Nurul who is quite good. OMG, HE BOWLS. JONATHAN, you ROCK! Chinese song, can't hear the title though. OOO, I know this song! But...Can't remember the title. Hmmm, his vocals are quite good, so far. Fine clothes too. Pretty good diction too. Ugh, sour note, but I suppose that can be overlooked. Yes Dick, it was a pretty emotional performance. Emotional to the point that it's disturbing. That's right Jacintha, PULL UP YOUR TOP because you know you can't show those assets on this show. Lol, nice comment Ken. That's going to be my quote of the day.

Nurul, NOODLE GIRL! She loves her sisters, I love her earrings and outfit. Yes, it might not be so nice, but I like ittttt. And her personality is sooo bubbly. Do you want my love by Coco Lee? Ugh, I hate Coco Lee. But whatever, hopefully she'll pull it off. Nice start, the lighting is really nice too. Could have controlled that "run" of her voice a little better, but whatever. The chorus is too controlled I think. Steps, might have a little more attitude to them, like that SNAP BANG POP feel to them. Overall, quite ok, but...bland. My blood's not pumping, I don't feel like jumping up and down. Nurul's too perfect! Aha, see, bland. AHA, ATTITUDE! AHA, SEXINESS! Mmm, Florence's lock of hair is covering her cleeeeeevage. Your huskiness is your best quality although you choose keys that sound bright! Sooooo, choose a minor key! Eh, I'm not believing she wants it. There's no energy. And we all known I'm super emphatic.

OMG! HADY'S CLOTHES ARE TEH SEX. TOTALLY, especially his shirt! Hady is so definitely the person I'm rooting for. And he loves cats! Malay song so I can't understand it, but...since Hady sings it, it should be nice. Wow, the angle that they showed him from suddenly made me think of him as Aaron Aziz, not as handsome, but at least Hady can sing. Beautiful song, must get the name from Adeeb. Or check the Singapore Idol website. Let's see if I remember to ask Adeeb before I tear his head off. Hady's eyes are quite red though. GO HADY GO!!!! Yes, damn straight, Dick. He is a fantastic singer, and unfortunately, the singers do go out. I like his attitude. Oh gosh, Hady's mum is crying with happiness. Wow, a comment from Jacintha I can understan-...Nope, she just broke it with that stupid glass wall thing.

BEST PERFORMANCE ALL SEASON FROM KEN LIM! HOLY SH*T, OWNING!

Ahhhhhh, he's crying. Poor boy. Poor, has emotions boy.

Oh damn, they have two songs. Forget it, that was the best performane of the night. And I'm lazy. Sue me.


Lino squeezed Panda at 8:29 PM




Tuesday, August 22, 2006



Danial's Blog - If you sent Joakim instead, all Singaporeans who care about the image of Singapore can commit suicide or something.

Couldn't agree more.

Mmmm, haven't blogged since *checks* August 17th. That's...Um...Thursday.

Ahhh...got a few photos to put here. But Photobucket just kicked me out because I can't remember my password. WAIRRRR.

Well anyway, Saturday...Well, I can't remember what happened on Saturday so too bad.

Sunday was Church morning-breakfast thingy-ma-bob. Woot, going to stay over at Lianne's house, it's just going to be me, Charmaine, Joy, Kaye, Megan and of course Lianne herself. Which kinda defeats the purpose of the word only but who cares.

Monday, I PASSED MY CHINESE ORCHESTRA TEST YAYAYAY! Everyone passed me, 'cept for Reuben. He's evil; apparently he failed 80% of the "candidates" so bleh him. And Kee Wen fell down and chipped a tooth or something. It was pretty nasty.

Got my Geography results today. 20.5 / 25 for the test means I'm receiving a 82 for Geography CA2. Also, my "fake" Maths result is 72.5, 2.5 marks away from an A1. That sucks. And my English mark would be somewhere around the 80% region.

AND AND I SCREWED UP MY CHINESE ORALLLLLLLLLL! MATERIALISM CRAP!

Oh, and I did really get 18.5 for the chinese test. See, this is what happens when you think. If I had just been completely brainless like the rest and just copied straight off the passage, I could have definitely gotten 25+ marks. See, Linus, don't think. Just don't think.

=(

Stupid photobucket...

Oh well, here's 4 videos:

Il Divo - I Believe In You




Carrie Underwood
- Jesus, Take The Wheel


George Winston - Canon In C ( Variation )


George Winston - The Entertainer


Mmm, finally. Here are the pictures!

First, we have a PDPC photo taken after our drama performance for 2C, 2D, 3C, 3D and 3E

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Left to right: Daryl, Charlotte, Adeeb, Benjamin, Sophie, Linus, Mei Jing, Sanam, Si Cheng, Han Sen. We will all love PDPC forever and ever and ever and ever...

Cute!
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Cute!
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GAH!


Lino squeezed Panda at 5:47 PM




Thursday, August 17, 2006



Me - "Ren An, you're the chairman of Monitor's Council?"
Ren An -"Yar."
Me - "That's scary..."
Ren An - "What?"
Me - "Oh damn, forgot you're still within earshot."

First off all, Mathilda is out from Singapore Idol. I'm thinking of boycotting Singapore Idol until I hear that a certain somebody gets out. No wait, heck, why not just boycott it altogether. Hmmm, actually, I would, but Hady and Jasmine are still inside. Hady's good and Jasmine's improving quickly, going back to her piano show quality.

Gah, I originally wanted to blog about other stuff, but frankly, watching Singapore Idol and seeing Mathilda go out killed my mood. Maybe I'll update later, most probably I won't.


Lino squeezed Panda at 9:04 PM




Wednesday, August 16, 2006



Me - [Starts giggling for no reason]
Danial - [Nervously pulls away chair]
Me - [Bursts out in laughter]

And that my friends, is what nervousness for your upcoming OPW presentation will do to you. That, and the fact that I like to go through my memories, recalling the good jokes. Oh sure I might laugh aloud at them, but I'm the happy one.

Anyway, we had OPW todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Instead of our planned 20 minute presentation, we took up 50 minutes! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. But I really feel we had the audience's attention. Except for those usual jackasses.

OH OH! I got 18.5 for my chinese test. Upon 30. Ms Wong was reading the results by register number-order, and I was drawing on the mind-map pad. When the chinese translation of "Sze Wei, 18.5" left her lips, I literally froze. I could feel my entire body grow quite numb with shock. 18.5 is wayyy below my standard. Since I was aiming for at least a 24 ( I knew what with screwing up 2 questions in Section A, I could never score high for that test ), the 18.5 came as a real, real horrible shock. I remember my (nice) purple mechanical pencil dropping from my hands. Victor, after hearing that he received 18.5 too, turned around with the most astounded WTF look I've ever seen. If I wasn't so stunned, I would have been wearing the same look myself.

Gosh, that was such a horrible moment. I remember thinking " I'm usually in the top 5 in terms of marks. So what the HELL am I doing in the bottom 5! " Bottom 5! I think Victor and I got 3rd lowest, with a 16 and a 17 being the lowest. I'm still hoping against hope that she counted wrongly, or marked wrongly or something. I know, for sure, that I was not overconfident for the test. And anyway, the test WAS easy. All the answers for the comprehension passage were in the passage...

If I do find out that I really got an 18.5, it's going to be a rude, rude wake-up call.

And now on to a more pleasant note: I've decided that when I check my email ( which is like once every fort-millennium+Eternity+2 seconds ), I'll just glance through the subjects of the email. If I don't see a proper subject ( therefore, labelling your email Virus.Exe or Spam or Boob Porn is probably not a good idea ), then I delete it straight away.

*Singsong voice* I"LL DELETE YOUR DAMN EMAILS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER OF COURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSE!

So moral of the story: If you even want to have a chance of me opening your email, you better put a proper subject. Not that I'll look at it if it does have a title, since I have been known to just delete emails without even looking at them. Now though, I will be making the tremendous effort to skim through the titles.

Other moral of the story: Use MSN or SMS or CALL me.


Lino squeezed Panda at 10:15 PM




Monday, August 14, 2006



Jo-Ann - "What did you guys change my wallpaper to?" [Checks]
Me - "TULIPS! SURPRISE!"
Jo-Ann - "AHH!"
Me - "Kegan changed it!"
Jo-Ann - "KEGAN!"
Kegan - "Watch out, next time your friends come over they'll steal your laptop."
Me - "Why?"
Kegan - "Cuz I touched it mah."
Jo-Ann - "That's right. And my friends will want to burn it."
Me - "Forget it, Kegan, you can't beat that. "

Woo hoo. Well, yesterday was Sunday. Didn't go to church because I overslept. Terribly terribly late. Never give yourself the excuse "Oh, I'll just lie down for a while more. I-ZzzzZzzzzZzzzZzzz..."

Went to Jo-Ann's house to celebrate Jo-Shen's birthday. But never mind about that, the important thing is that I was there. No lah, I'm not that narcisstic. Believe me. Jo got me hooked on Full Metal Alchemist. Was planning to watch all the episodes on YouTube, but considering I watched Episodes 46, 47, 48, 49, 50 and 51 there, I didn't see any point in watching the earlier episodes.

Today was the evil Geography and Home Economics exams. Geography was pleasantly easy, Home Economics was unpleasantly hard. Argh! I knew I should have put in more effort for Home Economics instead of being so confident! Bah, that sucked.

The Geography TFU was screwed up too. Justin didn't make the model, so we lost points for that. However, Ms Raksha eventually gave in to my whining and bitching about "That stupid fagbag" and gave us until tomorrow. Sorry, gave Justin until tomorrow. He better get it done, or else he's going to have to deal with a very pissed-off me. And we all know how horrible I become when I'm all pissy and irritated.

OPW presentation on Wednesday. We've put a lot of effort ( and money, $34.50 each funnily enough ) into this project, so we deserve a good grade.

Speaking of grades, I failed my Graphs tests. 9/20. But I think it's easier this way, than to take the other option. I'll live easier with the knowledge that I failed my test as compared to knowing I gave in and took the other path.

Not to mention, I seriously need more confidence. Sometimes, I wonder if I have any use in this world at all. No matter what I do, it's like it's not good enough. I don't think it's good enough, and my friends don't think it's good enough.

No, I'm not going to say that life sucks ( the previous 2 words do not count; they are mere examples). Now sucks, but hopefully, the future is brighter. At least, I'm really hoping so.


Lino squeezed Panda at 8:20 PM




Saturday, August 12, 2006



Me - "Oh no, my camera lens broke."
Benjamin - "Must be your carelessness."
Me - "No, it was because some guy wearing a white singlet looked into my camera. Hi Benjamin!"
Benjamin - "It's not a singlet."
Serene - "You're right, it's a tank top."
Benjamin - "Thanks. Wait, what?"

Ok, I shall only blog about today. Friday was not worth blogging about anyway.

But first off, I'd like to wish someone very special, a very joyous Happy Birthday. This person has been extremely important in my life. I mean every word of it when I say that without her, I would be nothing.

So, Happy Birthday to you, Mum.

Yes, so well, Danial and Clement came over today to viciously rape medo the OPW commerical. Finished around 4.30, hurriedly went to Aljunied to meet up with Benjamin Koh because he wanted me to go to some Singapore Youths For Christ event.

Got introduced to 2 girls, Serene and Gloria. BitchedTalked about stuff with Benjamin who wore this really ugly tank top spaghetti strap sleeveless tee thing. I abhor sleeveless. I don't care if it's Singapore, but I hate it. HATE IT.

Yar so anyway, walk walk walk walk walk until we got to the place. It looked quite run-down though, so I wasn't expecting much (Yes, I'm shallow like that). But the evening proved to be one of immense fun. Songs were performed by the Garage Band as well as the Carpenter's Tools International group. They rock by the way.

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Mmm, ooo, Sophie has a survey thing for me to do.

Instructions:
1) Mention the gender of your perfect partner
2) Come up with 8 different points of your perfect partner
3) Tag 8 other victims in this game
4) Lastly, most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.

O...k...

1) Female. Duh.

2i) A sense of Humour. I cannot stress this enough. My partner must be able to laugh and crack jokes, both at others and herself. Which brings me to my next point

ii) A sense of confidence. Not arrogance, but she must be confident enough to believe in herself and not let others demoralize her.

iii) Responsibility. Preferably a very responsible person to compensate for my irresponsibility. Which I am working on.

iv) Compassion. She MUST be kind-hearted. I cannot bring myself to live with a cold-hearted monster. I"m not asking for Mother Teresa, but she must be at least kind enough to donate to people on the street.

v) Considerate. It's always good if she knows how to treat others.

vi) Special Powers Loving. She MUST be sincere, otherwise it's not love.

vii) Honesty. I mean, a couple shouldn't keep secrets from each other, especially important ones. However, if my future wife would like to keep the fact that she wears hot lingerie in bed and wants cream sprayed all over her, then whipped with my tongue, I will not mind.

viii) A love for the arts. Music, Drama, the works.

3) Danial, Edna, Jovina, Nicholas, Randall, Ser Yang, Si Cheng, Weng Keong. And whoever else who feels so inclined.


Lino squeezed Panda at 10:55 PM




Thursday, August 10, 2006



Auntie Melda - "Are you bluffing me?"
Me - "No."
Auntie Melda - "Are you lying to me?"
Me - "Yes."
Auntie Melda - "Are you sure?"
Me - "Maybe."

My God, what the hell is wrong with Singapore Idol? Mathilda, Rahimah, Jonathan and Paul in the not-safe group? ARGH! This just proves that Singapore Idol is becomin more and more of a joke.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RAHIMAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Lino squeezed Panda at 8:58 PM




Tuesday, August 08, 2006



Delson - "Linus...Strike, strike, spare, 9...You're imba!"
Me - "Nerf me."


Today, so many things happened!

Well, first of all, woke up at about 4.45 am for no reason. Couldn't get back to sleep, so just stared at the ceiling for a while. Thought about my grand-aunt who had just passed away, and emotions hit me. Cried for just a short while, then finally fell asleep. Woke up again at 6, not feeling too well.

Reached school at 7.05, still slightly dizzy. Met up with Nicholas and Adeeb, went to find Mr Daniel Tan and some other teacher (who despite being in charge of the entire thing, I still do not know his name), talked about the hall stuff. Didn't go for flag raising since I ran to the toilet.

Joined back 2C before the singing started. The peer/junior leaders went up on stage ( Recognized quite a lot of them - Benjamin Koh, Ren An, Wei Liang, Reuben, Syabuddin, Jarren, Gorden, Darius and Eric to name a few ) and were basically the sucky back-up vocalists. The soothing melody of beautiful songs like Where I Belong and Home floated through the air, then came the lifting upbeat tempos of Stand Up For Singapore and Together.

Went down to the hall with Nicholas. Cutting a long story short, EmCeeing was really fun despite all the screw-ups. I definitely look forward to EmCeeing in the future.

BOWLING after school! Went with *deep breath* Ser Yang, Yang En, Wee Bian, Jing Qun, Delson, Jia Jun ( I think that's his name ), Pock Thong, Wei Liang, Hin Kai, Emersius, Dickson, Jun Yang, Felix, Amos and Delson. Scores for the 4 games:

1st game: 57
2nd game: 127 ( +70 ) Beat Amos' "high" score of 113.
3rd game : 108 ( - 19 ) =(
4th game : 88 ( -20 ) >=(

Yeah =) High score of the game! W00t! GO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yar anyway, came back home on a 76 with Wei Liang ( who practically lives opposite me ) and Pock Thong. Chionged tuition homework, only to find out half an hour before tuition that I could have it on Thursday ( for 2 hours though ) . So yar. Blogging now ( and chatting with Sophie on MSN ) before playing DotA with Shane later.


Lino squeezed Panda at 8:05 PM




Monday, August 07, 2006



Me - "I swear to God, Adeeb, if you make one more comment like that, I'm kicking you in the face."
Adeeb -"Try it lah!"
Me - "I'm wearing spiked shoes."
Everyone - O.o

WOO HOO! Today was Cross-Country.

Left my phone in Dad's car in the morning so I was handphoneless until about 6 pm *s0b s0b nehxx*. My spike shoes were already clacking the moment I got out of the car. Made my way and met up with Nicholas, Adeeb, Danial, Kevin, Clement, Dexter and Jun Cong. Talked crap for a while (getting teased about my horrendous choice of shoes) then most of them went for the competitive run.

Speaking of the run, Adeeb, Hanif and I ran in the Mass Run ( aka those not good enough for Competitive Run aka Da LoSeRZ ) with MISS YONG!!!!Shift+1!! She can run really though; Danial says she's a long distance runner.

After being left in the dust behind Miss Yong, Adeeb and I met up with Wai Wan and continued running. Run run run, meet up with Tamim, scream in bloody murder and threaten to castrate him, continue running, run run run. Then at the ending, I ALMOST beat Adeeb, but some fat-ass red shirt just HAD to step into MY path, forcing me to stop lest I smash into him or Adeeb. Oh well, 25 mins ain't that bad.

Anyways, cheered the remaining runners on. Splashed some Milo into Adeeb's face, talked a while more with the guys, then prize-giving ( Danial won 17th place in the C-2 Division -.-" ), sang the VS anthem, cheers galore, then went home with KirrinRaj and Kevin.

And by the way, if you're wondering what happened to my shoes:
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Came home, Dota'ed for a while ( Shendalzare Silkwood XD ), went for dental appointment, came back, ate dinner then came to blog.

And just out of sheer randomness, here's (1/2) a picture of my room:
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Got bored, so went to Youtube. Here's more MadTV stuff. ENJOY!

Through The Rain - Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey
"Not Insane"

"Love Muffin" - Mariah Carey



Lino squeezed Panda at 8:13 PM




Sunday, August 06, 2006



[Linus] Singapore Idol is SO screwed up. I mean, seriously, KICK JOAKIM GOMEZ OUT! says:
Oh cool, Weng Keong has a bloggie

danial]] Yet another new skin -->|| http://unrealistic-realism.blogspot.com says:
http://bigfatsmiles.blogspot.com

[Linus] Singapore Idol is SO screwed up. I mean, seriously, KICK JOAKIM GOMEZ OUT! says:
yes, I NOTICED WENG KEONG'S BLOG THUS THE STATEMENT

[Linus] Singapore Idol is SO screwed up. I mean, seriously, KICK JOAKIM GOMEZ OUT! says:
>>>>>>>>>STATEMENT<<<<<<<<<[Linus] Singapore Idol is SO screwed up. I mean, seriously, KICK JOAKIM GOMEZ OUT! says:
LOOK AT IT >!>!>!>!>!>!>!>!>!>STATEMENT<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>danial]] Yet another new skin -->|| http://unrealistic-realism.blogspot.com says:
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh-huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Yes, I know what you're thinking. He's weird! And I couldn't agree more. He is weird. Yes, Danial is a weird one all right.

What to blog about? I dunno, I spent half the time trying to get the quote. Nothing much today. CO, played soccer, scored a (tyco) goal, came back, had tuition, played games.

Tomorrow: Church. Geography project sketch must be sent to the fag Justin. Damn. I will actually have to interact with him now.


Lino squeezed Panda at 12:19 AM




Thursday, August 03, 2006



"Gabrielle" - "What is it, Bree? No flying aircraft crashed into your forehead this morning?"
"Lynette" - "Forehead? More like fivehead."


Yes, well. Parodies rock.

Ok well. Er...Oh yar

Singapore Idol is screwed up. Jay went out. I know he's not -the- best contestant overall, but seriously, look at who's still inside. Namely:

Joakim Gomez

Now seriously, what the file. Joakim Gomez may have the looks, yes, but he has the singing ability of a dying cow. He's relying way too much on his looks and personality. Although I will have to commend him on that. Why? Because he's still inside. Which means crazed girl fans are screaming their love for him so loud they've deafened themselves. That's the only logical explanation, because anyone with a decent hearing ability can tell that Joakim can't sing.

Oh, yes, he has the looks. Oh yes, he has the personality. The personality of a hyper monkey. Some (retarded) people just like that I suppose. And just that.

Now, I can see what a over-rated joke Singapore Idol is. Wake up Singapore, it's a gimmick to bring in the money money money for Mediacorp. Look at 7-11's Poster Boy AKA TAUFIK. Such a desirable reward for winning Singapore Idol.

I think what Si Cheng said is true. Idol competitions in other countries ( like America ) judge if people can sing, or can sing well. Singapore Idol judges whether a person can even sing. Singapore Idol is a JOKE.

I mean, if someone like Joakim wins, would anyone want to buy his cd?

Oh wait, I forgot. People are stupid.

And speaking of retarded, here's three videos.

Desperate Housewives Parody


Memoirs Of A Geisha Parody


The Bachelorette Paordy ( Warning: Anyone who has been remotely offended by my blog should not watch the following video. Reason being it's even more nasty than I could ever be. And that's saying something.)


Lino squeezed Panda at 9:33 PM




Wednesday, August 02, 2006



[End of Art]
Ms Yap - "Mm...Ok, Justin can go."
Me - [Under Breath] "To hell and suffer a horrible horrible fate."
Ms Yap - "What?"
Me - "Nothing."


Well, first of all,

Happy Birthday to my brother and Kevin!!!

Yep, it was their birthdays today. Really ironic if you think about it. Although only people who actually know Kevin and my brother ( or rather, know about my brother ) will understand.

Just a short post. Today was a bad bad day. My specs broke during science ( thanks a lot to Mervin and Samuel) and thus, I was blind for the rest of the entire day until I got back home to use my old specs. I'll only get back my specs on Sunday, earliest. That sucks.

Anyway, had a delectable dinner at New Park Cafe in celebration of my brother's birthday. Lots of Thai food today. Found out I seriously hate oyster omelettes ( actually, it's oysters only ).

Playing Diablo II: Lord Of Destruction again. Using a Bone-Based necro. Quite fun, and insanely powerful even at Level 23. The introduction of synergies is really fun.

Oh well, in celebration of my brother's birthday, here's a video featuring the sexy Shakira.


Lino squeezed Panda at 10:17 PM




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