Thursday, June 29, 2006



[During CO Break]
Me - "Hmm, I heard our script was good. Apparently, it revolved around sex, laughter, sex, X-men, sex, RA scenes, sex, sexual innuendo, sex, fighting, sex, seduction and sex. Did I mention sex?"
John - "Nope"
Me - "Oh, and sex too."

Hi.

I should make that my trademark. A short sentence to start off my blog post. Well, that and the quote. Which some people are starting to rip off.

Much more confident of passing my Aikido grading now. Was really really nervous for Shihou-Waza, but somehow managed to execute all 9 throws correctly ( 'cept for the Koregaishi one, but that one is a BITCH to do). I hope I can remember all of them.

And I still cannot do my left-handed forward Ukemi roll. Sempai Lin ( who is extremely nice ) told me not to worry because I'm still a white belt, and thus, perfection is obviously not expected. But, I don't just want to pass. I want to pass well, hopefully with a double, or even triple promotion. That'd be sweet. Pity Jo-Ann is not going to continue with Aikido, at least I still have Su-Jyong and Jo-Shen. Not to mention I'm getting to know more of the "adults". Aila and Siew Ling for one.

I still haven't done my chinese homework and don't plan to do it. I'll complete it tomorrow after school and pass it up on Saturday. Now, I need a plan for begging Ms Wong to let me off first. As well as changing my seat. I don't hate my old-new seat, I just detest it!

Darn, I'm tired.

Oh yeah, and Gayle, Mathilda, Jay and Norman got in. I don't think Norman should have gotten through, Siew Woon has improved so much, and Norman's performance paled in comparison to Siew Woon's.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006



Mervin - "Yar...But just because England keeps losing, doesn't mean they won't win the world cup."
Me - "True, but it's a pretty damn good indicator they won't. Anyway, here's how I know England is not going to win the world cup. I don't even like watching soccer, and I know England sucks."

My classmates are SUCH world-cup fanatics. Ugh, going to detest the next few weeks. Mervin keeps prodding me and muttering "England!" every 5 minutes. I might do something silly with the scissors.

Singapore Idol Wildcards today. Keeping it short, people I expected to perform well, didn't. And vice-versa.

Here's who I think's going in:

Gayle
Mathilda
Jay
Siew Woon/Norman.

Primero is -not- going in. He has the looks, but no singing ability. I cannot believe Dick and Ken were boo'ed for their comments. Please lor, Primero's performance was incredibly lackluster, not to mention his voice went weird 1/4th through the song. If he does go through, it only proves that you don't need to be able to sing, just have the looks. And that's a pity, because we all know Primero is not going to win this competition unless Singapore is incredibly blind and deaf.

Geraldine, MAY go in, but I believe Siew Woon and Norman have better chances.

Finally finished my maths homework on Linear Graphs. The "Hum A Few Bars" (I originally read it as Huma Few Bars and was hell confused) worksheet is really cute after you finish drawing it. I got halfway through and realized what it's a picture of though.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006



Jo-Ann - "Man, if that guy teaches us next week, I think I'm going to strangle myself"
Me - "No no, let me do it. Don't be selfish. Spread the joy."

My new time-table is seriously bad.

Geography in the morning was similar to yesterday, a mad-cap , yet thorough rush through chapters. In 4 lessons, or 2 hours and 20 mins, we've covered 7 chapters. Not to mention I thoroughly understand said chapters. Ms Raksha rocks.

PE was 2.4km. Still with a minor flu, so had a rather crappy timing of 14.17, 10 seconds faster than someone. Haha! Finally beat him. Not too proud of my timing though. I used to get 12.40 ~13.30 timings. My legs are failing me. A good solution would be to remove them, but somehow, I don't think my parents would approve.

Oh yes, I don't suck up to teachers. I don't need to suck up to enjoy a friendly relationship with them. If you want to moan and bitch about school sucking, then well, it's going to suck for you. Me, I love VS and I plan to enjoy my remaining 2 1/2 years there.

And about the communication skills/sucking up thing, I don't suck up to my parents either. And even if I do, remember one important thing:

I'M THE ONE WITH THE MONEY SO SHUCKS FOR YOU

Yep, even though I don't really consider that really important,you guys seem to, so whatever.

Chinese was...bleh. I hate my old-new seat. Stupid bitch Zi Hui needs to PULL UP HIS GRADES! Oh yeah, I wonder if Ms Wong has noticed that Zi Hui just SLEEPS IN HIS OLD-NEW SEAT! ARGH!

I SCREWED UP MY PICTURE DESCRIPTION! ALTHOUGH IT WAS REALLY REALLY REALLY HARD. The other 5 didn't find it that hard though, but all of us agreed that there really wasn't much to talk about.

Maths was SO FUN! TITUS IS A SLUT! We're doing Linear Graphs. Ms Lim asked Titus for the value of X. Titus was like "equals -14". When asked for what was equal to -14, Titus had this really slutty look on his face, then he whispered, in a slutty voice, X. Ms Lim was stunned, so was I, so was half the class. Then we burst out laughing. Ms Lim called Titus akin to a pervert and also half-accused him of having lecherous thoughts, which Titus vehemently denied. But...we all know Titus is a sick little monkey boy so no one believes him.

Filming after school with Shane. Adeeb was our nice little water-boy/director/slaveboy. Danial tagged along for a while, then went off to do his work in the canteen. Filming was ok...Doing it tomorrow and Saturday. Shane's shirt is wayyyy big for him, he says it's Shaun's, which would explain it.

AHHHH! I HAVE AIKIDO GRADING ON SUNDAY! OH JESUS CHRIST HELP ME! I know I"m going to screw up my forward Ukemi rolls because I STILL CAN'T CONSISTENTLY ROLL PROPERLY ON MY RIGHT HAND, AND THE LAST TIME I TRIED ROLLING WITH MY LEFT HAND, I NEARLY GAVE MYSELF A CONCUSSION! AHHHHH!!!!CAPSCAPSCAPS! And the the the the the Shihou-Waza thing is SO GOING TO SCREW ME UP! OH JEEZ! HELP ME!

Monday, June 26, 2006



Mr Maran - "And please class, for picture description, no pornographic materials."
Me - "Well, half the class just became picture-less. It's a shame really, they would have been able to describe Love Hina in SUCH great detail."

Oh gosh, today was the first day of school for semester 2.

Minute I walk into class, I see Nicholas' new hair. Which really looks ok to me, it's always nice to have a blind friend.

Chinese reading programme sucked because Ms Wong made me swop with that prick Daren again. And AND AND! She said that I can actually switch back, but because Daren's grades SUCK, I can't switch back because then he'll just talk with the other losers around him. Tomorrow, I shall go attempt to talk her into letting me swop back and throw Daren somewhere else, like the incinerator or something. And I shall use every bit of charisma I have, meaning I'll kneel, grovel, kowtow, plead and beg if necessary.

Recess was...mmm. Ms Koh didn't pick me for EmCee. Which is alright really, since I'm already in the CO Performance. Poor Adeeb gets all of 4 lines, that'll take a lovely 10 seconds to deliver. 10 seconds to fame? I don't think so.

English was ok, preparation for picture description tomorrow. I, in my typical retarded way, volunteered to go first, then Adeeb, then Pei Xiang, Samuel, Bob, then Kevin.

GEOGRAPHY ROCKS BECAUSE OUR NEW TEACHER ROCKS BIG TIME! Ms Raksha is seriously cool man. She's sarcastic and she's effective AND SHE'S FUNNY! Oh my god, I love geography. Pity I might not take it in Sec 3. Then again, I might. Since apparently, everyone hates Literature but me. Morons. Literature students shall rule the earth. Meanwhile, we'll plot and leave the "rulers" to their own devices before we rise up in rebellion, culling and slaughtering all that stand in our way, eventually achieving world domination and leaving a trail of blood, death and destruction as we march about it.

Hmm, seems too tiring...Kinda hard work ruling the earth and all, quelling uprisings, slaughtering innocents.

We're screwed for OPW by the way guys.

Desperate Housewives in half an hour. PE tomorrow. WooT. I am SO unfit. I could try going to the gym...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA





Who am I kidding?

Sunday, June 25, 2006



[09:23:55 PM] [Linus] I a: A) Name your 5 favourite people in your
class
[09:24:29 PM] danial]] : am i supposed to answer or is this just an
FYI
[09:24:36 PM] [Linus] I a: fyi
[09:24:46 PM] [Linus] I a: I mean, it's an important survey
concerning the welfare of the world
[09:24:52 PM] [Linus] I a: which isn't a good way to put it for you
[09:24:59 PM] [Linus] I a: since you don't care and all you
insensitive asshole

Hi, it's me again. Picasso.

Just kidding.

Ok, because I'm bored and school starts tomorrow and I'm bored, I'm here to blog about something again. Once more, let me reiterate the point that I'm bored.

So, just had this long conversation with Randall about the worship team and stuff. When I do join ( long time ), I'll probably do it as a keyboardist/singer. Yes, I know I've never really told anyone ( my blog doesn't count because a) it's not a person, it's an animal and b) only 4 people read my blog ) , but I love singing. Not as much as I love acting, but it's all creative stuff and I love it. Like I love art, but I can't draw for nuts. I appreciate dance, but don't make me do ballet, because I'll do a lovely pirouette and bop your head off.

School starts tomorrow. My holiday homework's half-finished. Tomorrow's form teacher session, 1 period of chinese reading programme they threw in as a filler subject because they can't bear to give us an additional 35 minutes of recess, English, Geography and then OPW. Looking forward to English and Geography.

Tomorrow's PE. Damn, I'm so looking forward to it. I'm horribly unfit and terribly overweight. And no, I'm not anorexic, just a picky-eater. It's called class, you pigs. You guys can eat the swill, I'll go hungry. I'll karate chop the next person who calls me skinny in the eyebrows.

Kegan - "Eh, I went to pick you up from the station leh."
Me - "OH YAR! About that, THANKS HOR! You waited for me at the damn temple, after I walked 5/6 of the distance. Like I cannot walk the STRAIGHT road from the temple to the church!"

HI EVERYONE!!!exclamation!markeleventy!!eleventyshift1!shift1!!!

Sorry for not blogging yesterday. No wait, I'm not sorry. Because I had sooooo much fun yesterday and I was SO bloody tired when I came back that I didn't have the energy to blog.

Anyways, I got up yesterday with this excruciating headache. It went away after an hour, returned, then finally disappeared altogether. I think that headache was caused because I slept so damn late on Friday trying to fix my lovely screwed-up MP3 of mine which seems suicidal. Just for information, it's still screwed. Bloody hell

ARGH! I'm so pissed at my brother! He puts his stuff in MY nice bags and scribbles over my stuff! Damn him man. If I ever find him doing that again, I'm going to drop a nuclear warhead on his head. Damn it lah, my nice papers and books have his bloody name written in pen. I'm going to rip off his head one of these days, after I nuke the crap out of it of course.

Yesterday was Ichthus 5. Really really really fun. Yi Wen and Calvin Tan came along, but Calvin sneaked off before it started because he's really sneaky. Had songs of worship, then broke into groups ( my group had Yi Wen, Edmond, Ivan, Shereen) and came up with a skit. Everyone was really quite good, 'cept for one of the groups. Group 6 was definitely the rightful winner, with their hilarious X-Men 4 skit that still stayed true to their verse from the bible.

Anywho, just a small piece about our skit here. Our verse was Romans 12:12 - Be joyful in hope, patient in afflication, faithful in prayer. It's a very meaningful passage, and apparently one of the easiest as compared to other groups. Anyway, we made ours a hospital scene with Yi Wen as the terribly incompetent doctor, Ivan as Mr Miyagi, Shereen the pregnant Mrs Miyagi, Edmond as Mr Miyagi Senior ( -.= " ). Oh, and I was the narrator person thing. Considering how badly-planned the skit was ( read: we knew our characters. That's it ), it went pretty well. Plenty of laughter as Yi Wen ripped apart the newspaper acting as curtains and threw out crepe paper acting as blood. Well, laughter and some horrified shrieks from a few ladies. The "baby" was delivered, a very cute baby. Too bad only got the head lah, but still very cute right?

After that was THE MOVIE, SIGNS! Haiya, actually only got 4 scary parts.

1) Where it's the footage of the little boy's birthday party, and the camera zooooooooooooms in, and suddenly the brown alien runs past with the bloody "DUM!" music blasting. I think only a few people didn't scream. I was startled and gave an itty-bitty quite-loud gasp of shock.
2) When the claw thing pops out under the door. The girls screamed and I got a shock ( but I didn't scream at this part). Then Mel Gibson slashed off 2 fingers from the claw and the girls screamed again and I got another shock.
3) When the 2-fingers-less claw grabs the boy. The girls shrieked at this part. I choked on my spaghetti.
4) When Mel Gibson turns the TV around and you can see the reflection of the alien in the mirror. If I thought the people were bad previously, I was wrong. The SCREAMS practically shattered my eardrums. I got such a shock, I choked on my root beer, coughed violently and almost threw up.

When the movie was over ( with terribly bleh ending ), a lot of people sighed with relief, then chuckled. Station games followed, I missed one cuz I had to go to the washroom =(. Then the finishing prayer, helped to clean up. Kegan abandoned us to go eat Prat with his friends. And no, I purposely spelt it Prat. Because apparently, that's the new fashio. Reall, it is ver coo. Seriousl.

-.-

Dinner was delicious popiah at uncle Lester's house. Both he and uncle Mervin were back. Played President Asshole ( Variation of Dai Di ) with Jo-ann, Nigel, Randall, Darren and uncle Lester. Started out as the asshole, then went to commoner, got 4 twos ( Everyone was dumbfounded ), went to president ( DUH!), stayed for a few rounds, dropped to commoner, then back to asshole, up to commoner, then lost interest in the game. "Watched" soccer while talking about DotA with Nigel. Jo-Ann went home, I fell asleep and slept until it was time to go home. I was tired, so sue me.

School starts tomorrow. I haven't completed a single piece of holiday homework, although frankly, I'm not too worried. Chinese is almost done, just need to buy the book to paste it in. Maths....well blah. Science is underway and will definitely be done in time.

AND I NEED TO CUT MY HAIR! Shoot, if that CHIA thing catches me, I'm screwed. Will definitely have to skip CO prac. Of course, the camp was worth 10 attendance points, so it shouldn't affect me that badly.

Cheerio! I love you all, and you all better love me too.

Edit: I think I'm going back to KKMC after all. Right now, I think I need someone to believe in. That definitely isn't the best reason to go to church, but everyone starts somewhere.

Besides, we get to sing, and that rocks. And I want to join the worship team.

Friday, June 23, 2006



[2 a.m]
Me - "I must be hallucinating. But Wai Hong's table seems softer than my table with the sleeping bag."

I have been tagged
rules:
#1. do the following without complain
#2. choose five ppl to do this aft you done your own
#3. leave a tag at the person's tagboard saying you've been tagged
#4. start ur post with you've been tagged

your ten favourites:

sport : Tennis/Badminton/Basketball/Bowling...
team : ummm...
class : ...VS2c?
past time : Listening to music, reading, stuff.
drink : BANDUNG!
possesion : Laptop
colour : Blue.
ice cream flavour : Cookies 'N' Cream
movie : ...
subject : English / Art / PE

9 currents :

mood : Happy
song : Utada Hikaru's First Love (English Version)
surrounding : Room
thought : Sophie's talking to me on MSN
physical status : Lanky.
thing i'm doing : err doing this?!
size of brain : Average I suppose
date : 23rd June 2445
day : Friday

8 firsts :

best friend : D, N, J, E.
sku : Kim Tian Kindergarten.
movie : Forgot le
first lie : I've never lied [Righteous face]
handphone : Some crappy motorola thingy that was from the Jurassic Age.
possesion : A brain
album : Magic of Disney, Volume 1.
fav.possesion :My toiletbowl lah. It's a secksy toiletbowl.

7 lasts :

bath : Yesterday night
mesg to : Mum
word : Mum
action : Type out this.
looked at : The screen. MSN Conversation with Vincent / SephirothSophie
movie : X-men 3.
thought before i die : Damn.

6 have you evers :

broke the law : Yep
caught for breaking the law : No way. I kill all that oppose me. Or bribe them.
dated one of your best friends : Not yet.
kissed someone you dun kno : ...um...
been on tv : Yesh.
run around in circles thinking you are a rubber duck : ...Not a rubber duck.

5 things you are wearing now :

Some sports T-Shirt thingy, bermudas, and UNDERWEAR UNLIKE NICCY BOY!

4 things you have done today :

Blink
Breathe
Bounce
Bitch.

3 things you can hear right now :

My ancient neighbour trying to sing
My music
The sound of my bro and aunt eating

2 things you do when u are bored :

Listen to music
Go wild with my imagination.

5 ppl i wanna tag :


Sophie
Randall
Yan Jun
EDNA BARNARNAR!
Anyone else

Thursday, June 22, 2006



Me - "My ass they will. Any senior that pumps me without a valid excuse is going to be nuked."
Hi people. I was away at C[hinese]O[rchestra] camp for all of 1 and a half days. Anyone missed me? Everyone right? Ahhh, I thought so.

Ok, CO camp was ALOT more enjoyable than I ever expected. Although it started out quite...bleh and boring...

Ice-breaker game was none other than Whacko. Basically, it allows us to get to know our group members' names. So let's see, in my group was our leader Ming Cong, asst. leader Daryl, then members Wai Hong, Ernest, Yu Jie, Clifton, Vincent and of course, the ever affable me. Stop puking.

Oh yeah, I have a completely different impression of someone in my group now. Once thought he was a nice guy, now I've found out how completely irresponsible he is. If he ever reads this blog, oh well.

Went on a completely pointless "location hunt" around East Coast after that. It's like treasure hunt, but more pointless. In short, it was a waste of 3 hours and my poor feet still hurt. No, no wait, that's because I just came back from Aikido where I almost smashed my foot into pieces...

Da Zu prac for Shen Hua, then...um...Jeez...Oh yar, we had the sports activity things. Convinced Vincent to forget about his asthma-ma-bob and just have a friendly game of Basketball with our group members. Just as a note, we thrashed the opposition. Kinda easy when you're the tallest, the 2nd tallest being a good 5 ~ 7 cm shorter than you. Tried out the swing too, kinda unsteady. TerrorizedGot to know the Sec 1s better through terrorismtalking with them.

TalentTime briefing after that. I'll go into detail about TalentTime later...

Anyways, free time for bathing, working on TT, dinner, then STATION GAMES! Woo HOO! After being thrashed in the East Coast game, we managed to come in 1st for most of the station games, and we only had 7 people. I'd have to say the most fun game was the passing-of-chairs, the most tiring behind the guide-thy-senior-through-the-obstacle-course-o'-doom game. Yeah. Only tiring because I had to speak in this really high-pitched voice so that Clifton could differentiate my voice from Yu Jie's and Wai Hong's. Strained my throat because of that, woke up with a sore throat today as a result.

Lights out at 11. Pfft. We played until 11.30, then went to watch the movie "The Core" in Seminar Room 1 after trying in vain to sleep, watched Vincent and John ( who draws bloody brilliantly) eat cup noodles with burning jealousy, then tried to sleep again. Couldn't, mainly because Amos and whoever was playing cards with him were making hella lot of noise. It was Madi Gras there.

Finally slept at 2. A fitful slumber, with at least 3 nightmares, not that I remember much. I can only remember 1 being that of a place engulfed in flames, a common dream. And then I woke up once, and saw this white colour thing on the chair. And because John told me that there was a rumour that in VS, in the night, you can see a white colour figure sitting on the chair (you know, the school spirit ), I got seriously freaked out. Then I realized it was a plastic bag....-.- Stupid yes I know, but I believe in ghosts and all that supernatural stuff.

Woke up at 6 for P.T. Which we all know stands for Physical Torture Training. Met Adeeb and Hasif and Bobo-Boy at the foyer ( remember peeps, it's pronoucned Foy-Yay, in a really gay tone ) then went on to do warm-ups. Ran 2 rounds around the school, finished in 3rd place. Wow wee. A lot of people were surprised. I think a lot of people would be surprised if they knew how ...atheletic ( is that the right word) I can be if I want to. Which is quite often, just that I don't bother to. Not that there is a point, because those "pro" people like dustin would just show up and proceed to show off their SkiiLLZ! I hate them by the way and I know that you know that we both know that we all know why.

Crappy breakfast, felt like throwing up again. Music Practice for the rest of the day till 5 when we had the water bomb fight. Originally didn't plan on joining in, but decided to anyway. Managed to avoid getting wet, until Jason noticed.

"Eh, why are you so dry ah..."
"Um...Er..."
[Quite a few people look at me, including Hin Kai who is holding the hose. Jason walks towards me.]
"Sick?"
"No. Oh wait..."
[Jason throws a water bomb, misses, but hits with the 2nd one. I get bombarded by 3 other water bombs, then Hin Kai blasts us all with the hose]
"Damn. REVENGE!"

That's where I basically go apenuts, running for water bombs, drenching the seniors, calling for revolts against the commitee. Remembered that my parents were coming to pick me up, so went to get my handphone ( 2 missed calls, 1 message =3 ) then bade them all goodbye. Was actually quite sad to leave actually, when I thought of the nightwalk. I'm not missing next year's nightwalk for the world.

Oh yes about TalentTime. The theme, after much retarded discussion, was determined to be X-Men4. Of course, being the only drama student in CO, not to mention: with Ren An and Daryl pointing out that I acted in PDPC ( Since they watched ), I was eventually forced to write the script. Oh yeah, Ren An was like "Show me that angry face of yours." I don't really remember having an angry face during the play. I was more...Emo...Like saddened, moody, but I don't remember actually bringing out an angry side. Anyways, the script was crap. Ming Cong's script was crap. If they really wanted me to write a script about sex and violence, I would have happily done it. Instead, I was told that there could be no vulgarities and only limited sexual tension. So the script was crap. Then Ming Cong took over and wrote a crappy shallow script. My group is screwed for TalentTime. And it's totally not that person's fault. No, I'm not talking about Ming Cong. I'm talking about the guy spiritually strong enough to stand up for what he believes in and not caving in to peer pressure. THAT'S strong.

Because I was operating on 4 hours of sleep, Aikido was crap. Shihou-Waza was crap crap crap because I COMPLETELY blanked out when it was my turn, not to mention I nearly destroyed my own foot and almost smashed my ribs. My foot seriously hurts now, not to mention my shoulder, my arms, and my legs. Yes, practically everywhere. I don't know if I can make it for Shane's project tomorrow. Don't wanna disappoint him, but I don't think I'm in any condition to go...

Grading's next week! BLESS ME!

Oh yeah, I'm totally going for Ichthus this Saturday. People who wanna go (It's a church event for bonding and getting to know each other and other people, really quite fun ), please tag my board. Yi Wen / Titus, this especially applies to you and to all other VSBB boys.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006



Me - "Mum, may I order a cardiac arrest? Please?"


Chinese Orchestra camp's tomorrowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Hope I can have lotsa fun.

Ugh, today was such a bad day. Woke up with a sore throat, dizziness and nausea. Went on to develop a fever. Much better now thanks to the amount of Panadol I downed after dinner.

Mmmm, I'm sleepy...

And I'm going for KC EMDD! WooT!

Monday, June 19, 2006



Me - "That's not fair. You've got 2 hearts, 2 bashers and 2 Craniums! How the hell do I beat you?"

[User has disconnected]

Me - "Wow, I won..."

Desperate Housewives in 5 mins. And I've arranged to play a game of DotA with Cymon. Sheesh...

*Shoots self in head*

Sunday, June 18, 2006



[MSN Convo]
Sophie - "I should just cram you into a corset and dangle you from the ceiling.for some random unfathomable reason."

Hmmm...Yup, I've been bitten by the [Mmmmm] and [Hmmmm] bugs. Very contagious I tell you.

Well, today was pretty uneventful. Got seriously thrashed at DotA, but no one wants to hear about how I was mercilessly out-farmed, denied and eventually, repeatedly Laguna Blade'd and Assassinated. The pain. And only my 2nd time using the absolutely adorable Pandaren Battle/BrewMaster. He's so cute and powerful.

We all know the famous saying :
"Powerful things come in cute packages."
As well as:
"With great cuteness comes great responsibility."

Yup, those two old sayings are definitely well-known. They look slightly weird though...Maybe I mixed up the words slightly. Oh well, life goes on even after this terrible tragedy.

Haiya, my holiday homework is still completely untouched, save for the half-finished Chinese Homework. Maths is bleh...and I bet Ridha hasn't done his share of the Science project. Not that I blame him, I haven't done mine and Adeeb's internet commited suicide and they are now replacing it with Broadband. Smart move. He says he'll be getting MSN. YAY!

Time for the top 5 song thingies.

5th: I Believe In You - Il Divo Ft. Celine Dion
Well, what can I say? First off, this is a song sung by the very sexy quartet Il Divo. They are joined by the also-incredibly sexy Celine Dion. A song in both English and French ( also another secksy language ), this song is upbeat, inspiring and enthusiastic.

4th: Eighth World Wonder - Kimberly Locke
Hmmm, an old song sung by a good singer (In my opinion). Very fast-paced, with a lovely bridge and chorus. Definitely a must-hear if you want upbeat love songs. Which I happen to be an avid fan of. Yes, I am a soppy love-song beast. Rawr.

3rd: Man In The Mirror - Michael Jackson
The inclusion of this song booted Eighth World Wonder and I Believe In You down to 4th and 5th respectively, and completely eliminated the former 5th place I Believe I Can Fly.
Anyways, this song talks about improving the world by starting with yourself. The perfect song for those who have the I-Must-Make-A-Positive-Difference-In-This-World type of delusionalpeople. Also on that note, listen to Heal The World by Michael Jackson.

2nd: First Love - Utada Hikaru
A mainly-Japanese song with only snippets of English here and there. A song we're playing for CO too, only of course, without the lovely Utada Hikaru to sing. We could substitute her with someone like Justin, but we want high-quality singers, not low-quality rubbish. Sorry, just a poke at Justin, or Justyna as a certain someone calls it him. Back to the song, I didn't bother to translate the lyrics and I have a reason: I'm a lazy person. So sucks for you. It's a love song though, so if you want to really enjoy this song, go translate the lyrics. Love songs are one of the few genres where a good portion of the song "quality", so to speak, lies in the lyrics.

1st: That's The Way It Is - Celine Dion ( Ft. N'Sync )
Just a note, the reason I put the brackets around Ft. N'Sync is because the original recording of this song does not feature N'Sync. However, Celine Dion performed live with N'Sync doing backup vocals. I prefer the N'Sync version, and you can find said video here. Go watch it, because Celine Dion is a fantastic singer with vocals that are out of this world.

Now for a little rant. Warning: People who like heavy/Death metal are advised to stop reading.





I really find Heavy/Death metal retarded. In my opinion, anyone can scream, not sing, scream it. All you need to do is grow really long hair, hang lots of skull earrings and scream like a retarded banshee being disemboweled. Oh yeah, and be reeeeally emo. Like this:
[Incredibly high-pitched and whiny voice]
SLIT MY WRISTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

To complete it, you must also write incredibly stupid poetry with insubstantial lyrics that revolve around death, pain and destruction. Your poem should include the line "Slit My Wrists" for maximum impact.

Remember all you crazy heavy/death metal wanna-bes: No poem, or retarded heavy/death metal'ist is ever complete if you cannot find some way to insert "Slit My Wrists" into at least 75% of your words. This includes, but isn't limited to, song lyrics and conversations.

If possible, expand your circle of corruption by writing children's books like "Barney goes to prison". Also include cookbooks so as to corrupt the innocent housewives. Contrary to popular belief, an emo cookbook is pretty simple to write:
"Step 1: Slice the potatoes"
Step 2: Slit your wrists
Step 3: Garnish potatoes with blood-sauce.
Step 4: Slit your wrists."


For inspiration, I also advise listening to this particular line from this particular song from this particular band:

[Retarded voice] WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE ME UP, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN SEPTEMBER ENDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Those who are already masters of the heavy/death metal genres, congrats. You guys/girls are famous for your retardedess. Rejoice. But wait! There's no time for rest, you still need to do 2 more things.

Number 1: You must, somehow, find a company stupid enough to manufacture plushies/dolls in your likeness. You must, absolutely MUST, request that these evil dolls look every bit as horrifying as you. As a check, give it to a child as a surprise present. If the child cries or commits suicide, the doll is correct. And of course, you must release limited edition Voodoo dolls. I will buy them all and happily destroy them.

Number 2: Ok, it's been 25 years since you've faded from your glory as wailing banshees. What do you do?

That's right! Release an album of all your hit songs! Make sure that there is no difference from the original tracks at all! Don't worry that your fans won't buy them. Chances are, if they are your fans in the first place, then their brains are obviously not working and thus, they'll happily walk up to the music stand and buy your cd.

After slitting their wrists of course.


GOD, I HATE HEAVY METAL AND DEATH METAL!

Saturday, June 17, 2006



Me - "Stupid World Cup. The only match I'd even consider watching is Hungary VS Turkey. And even then, only because it sounds retarded..."

Mmm, my fingers are hurting...

Darn CO practice today really hurt my fingers. Blisters galore. So "shuang" and painful...

Anyway, KKMC held the BB 2nd Coy at VS today. Unfortunately, RGS GB and RI BB were no-shows so only VS BB was left.

I was seriously nervous at first...But anyways, just talked to Kegan, Randall, Mr Calvin Tan, Titus and Yi Wen. Ummm yar...They made me feel a lot more comfortable about joining in...Sung some hymns, prayed and played a game. Really quite fun. Won a prize too.

Mmmm, should I return to KKMC? I do want to, especially to join the worship team. Probably as a keyboard'ist or...maybe even a singer. I rather sing though...But I'm worried about my extremely limited vocal range. I have, maybe, at most, 3 octaves and there's still half an octave in my higher register I can't reach at all. 3 octaves not actually counting the whistle register though...

Ooo, must go back home now. I'm at Jo-Ann's house by the way

Friday, June 16, 2006



Me - "...Did I just trip over a cordless phone?"

I feel so much better today than yesterday.

Totally pointless MSN convo with Danial, Edna and Jovina yesterday. Edna is a genius and we should all bow down and worship him. Now. And and andddddddd, we wrote another sex story about the person we all hate. Here's the clue: The person is a desperate flirt who has been rejected countless times by girls from TKG. Too obvious? I thought so.

Playing DotA later with Victor -.-. DotA is fun, but I'm not actually addicted to it. Which is fantastic, really. Unlike MuOnline and MapleStory which just completely occupied my sad, lifeless life. I shudder to think I actually played MapleStory. MuOnline was ok, except for my absolutely retarded guild leader. And I mean retarded literally. He failed O'Levels 6 times. Stupid idiot.

Hmmm, Randall told me about a few ago that KKMC is holding an event at VS tomorrow. I'll be CO for the first half of it, but I can attend from 12+ to 3. The only problem is whether I actually want to be there. I would love to go, but I kinda stopped going to church abruptly. Ashamed and embarrassed to face them I guess, people like Lionel, Charmaine and those who were in my youth group.

Still considering if I actually want to go back to church. The main problem for me now is it being quite pai seh...And I don't know if I want to go back to church because I truly want to learn and love God, or...if I'm doing it for some stupid reason like widening my social circle. I went to church last time for the second reason and I don't want that happening again...

Ahh, happy thoughts Linus, H-A-P-P-Y Thoughts! Hmm, I need chocolate. Off to the fridge!

Edit: Danial's surveys caught my eye. Musttt.....Do....

% Who is in the house with you?
>. Bro

% Who was the last person to sms you?
>.Mum

% Who are you thinking about now?
>. Mum

% Who did you last talk to on the phone?
>. Mum

% Who's house did you last go to?
>. Umm...My uncle's?

% Who are your good friends?
>. The usual. Like Danial, I'm not going to type out who my good friends are for the 93th time.

% Who is (was) your favorite teacher?
>. Errrrrrrrr...Mrs Gomez? Miss Koh? Mr Maran?

% Who's birthday is next?
>. Dunno.

% Who was the last person you told you love
them?
>. Jovina.

% Who do you wish you were with right now?
>. Shhhh, secret

% Who's your favorite relative?
>. Not telling.

T.H.E. W.H.E.R.E.S.

% Where do (did) you go to school?
>.VS/Saint Gabriels

% Where do you live?
>. Serangoon

% Where is your phone?
>. Under my bolster

% Where is your mom ?
>. Buying McDonald's back from Heartland Mall

% Where do you sleep?
>.Stupid question. On my bed lah duh. Where else? Toilet bowl?

% Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
>. Buy lor. Giordano.

% Where did you last take a car ride to?
>.Home. Back from the Airport.

% Where in your house are you now?
>. Bedroom.

T.H.E W.H.A.T.S.

% What was the last thing you ate?
>. Strawberry roll

% What was the last thing you drank?
>.Strawberry milk.

% What kind of cell phone do you have?
>. Nokia something

% What is the closest item near you that is red?
>.The "Publish Post" at the bottom of this page. The border surrounding the space I'm typing in now doesn't count because it's not really red.

% What are you wearing on your feet?
>. Skin.

% What instant messaging service do you use?
>. MSN.

% What is your favorite colors?
>. Blue. Any shade of blue really.

% What is your full name?
>. Ong Sze Wei, Linus. Although I almost always write it as Linus Ong Sze Wei.

% What is your most used away message?
>. Ummm, just [Away]

% What is your shoe brand?
>. Nike, Adidas, Fila etc

% What do you wear more; jeans or shorts?
>. Shorts. Well not really shorts, but it's not jeans.

% What is the last movie watched?
>.X-Men 3: The Last Stand. Quite nice really, although the plot is downright stupid.

% What song do you last hear?
>. That's The Way It Is - Celine Dion. Celine has vocals that are out of this world man....

T.H.E. W.H.E.N.S.

% When did you start school?
> . 3.

% When did you meet your boyfriend?
>. I'm a guy

% When is your birthday?
>. 13th April, 1992

% When did you last go to the mall?
>. Wednesday - Plaza Singapura / Cathay

% When did you last buy a new pair of pants?
>. Last week.

% When did you last burn a candle?
>. Yesterday.

% When were you last at school?
>. Yesterday.

% When did you last eat ice cream?
>. Two days ago

% When did you last study?
>. Eons ago.

---

01. Your name: Linus

02. Hobbies:
Video games, listening to music, hanging out with friends, reading.

03. Gender: Male.

04. School: Victoria School.

05. Height:1.6m +

06. Horoscope: Aries. I think that's it

08. Address: Some place in Serangoon. I'm very stalkable so I can't give out my email address.

09. Email: KhaosPanda@hotmail.com

10. Hair: Err...I'm not sure how to describe it.

11. Eye Colour: Dunno

12. Hair colour: Blackish

13. Right or left handed: Right.

14. status: Single.

15. Siblings: 1 brother

16. Last 4 digit of your mobile no: 8685

17. Birthday: ... 13th April, 1992

---

[001.] Change your eye color, what color would
they be?
-*Blue. Blue eyes are super nice lah.

[002.] Have any hair color in the world, which
color?
-*...Errr...Dunno, I'm fine with black. Mebbe slightly brownish

[003.] Instantly be fluent in one language, which
language and why?
-*Japanese, no doubt. Close second : French

[004.] Instantly be able to play an instrument,
which instrument and why?
-*I suppose they mean play WELL. That'll be guitar. It's nice, I'd probably play soothing stuff.

[005.] Get any job in the world and be good at it
too, which job would it be?
-*ACTOR!

[006.] Live anywhere in the world, where would it
be?
-* New Zealand / Melbourne

[007.] Join any band, what would it be?
-* Kelly Clarkson's band thingy.

[008.] Have any superpower, what would it be and
why?
-* Nate Grey's aka X-Man. Incredibly powerful person. Or else, Rachel Summer's. Being able to wield the cosmic Phoenix force would be wonderful indeed. And of course, having perfect control of my powers.

[009.] Relive one of your favorite memories, which
one would it be?
-*Wednesday's outing.


[010.] Magically alter any aspect of your
appearance without any pain whatsoever, what
would you do?
-*Lol. My thighs! [Inside joke]

[011.] Eliminate one bug from the planet, which
one and why?
-*All bugs. I hate bugs. Discovered a whole big bunch of them in the kitchen this morning.

[012.] Bring any TV shows that went off the air
back, which ones would you bring back?
-*FRIENDS! OMIGOSHWTFBBQ I LOVE FRIENDS!

[013.] You were president, what changes would you
make to your country?
-*Dunno. Actually enforce and ensure peace I guess.

[014.] Could become an animal, which animal
would you be?
-*Mythical allowed? If so, dragon. If not, white bengal tiger/ pedigree falcon / Dolphin

[015.] Eliminate any class from your schedule,
which would it be and why?
-*Hmmmmm...D'n'T I guess.

[016.] Eliminate one season, which one and why?
-*I don't know. All seasons are nice. But I guess Summer...

[017.] Improve one of your five senses, which one
would you improve?
-*Sense of hearing.

[018.] Instantly become famous, what would you
want to be famous for?
-*Bringing about positive changes to this world. Although we all know that's never going to happen.

[019.] Change your name, what would you change
it too?
-*I'm fine with my name. Although I would like a middle name. Like Panda. Linus "Panda" Ong Sze Wei.

[020.] Paint your room, what colors would it be?
-*It's already a colour I love: blue.

[021.] Be an instant millionaire, what would you
do with the money?
-*Millionaire only? Well, I guess spend about 250k, save 500k and do something nice with the rest. Like donate it to charity or give my friends or something.

[022.] Meet any famous person, who would you
meet?
Kelly Clarkson. Steven Spielberg. Stephen King.

[023.] Master one school subject, which subject
would you choose and why?
-*Chinese. Duh. I desperately need to improve my outrageously outrageous Chinese-speaking and writing ability.

[024.] Visit any planet, no matter how far or how
bad living conditions are, which would you visit?
-* Like hell I will. I love Earth

[025.] Spend an unlimited amount of money in any
one store, which store would it be?
-*HOW TO CHOOSE? Esprit / Topman / That CD Shop! Maybe some video game shops! But I guess Esprit BECAUSE I NEED A NEW WARDROBE THAT ISN'T 99% MONOCHROME!

[026.] Go back to one of your younger ages, what
-*I don't want to. We're suppose to move on in life, not go back in time. However, for the sake of answering this question, I'd suppose it'll be 6, just entering primary school.

[027.] Get one piercing and/or tattoo without any
pain, what would you get?
Earringsssssss

Thursday, June 15, 2006



Me - "How to describe my class? Romance of the 3 Kingdoms. The Anti-Justin group, the neutral group, and the Pro-Justin trio. Please note my choice of words."

I am fricking pissed with my sensei now. Scolded me for 2 minutes for 2 incredibly minor mistakes. Not to mention I only made one of those mistakes because for once, I was trying to be thoughtful and considerate and sacrifice for others, and I get scolded. Kinda kills the desire to be nice, doesn't it?

Oh, and congratulations to Hady and Joakim for getting it. Hady definitely deserved it, beautiful singing of Bryan Adam's Heaven. Joakim, while definitely giving so-so vocal performances, is an entertainer. And that's what a Singapore Idol must do - Entertain. He can sing like Celine Dion, Regine Valesquez, Whitney Houston, Lara Fabian and Mariah Carey combined, but if he can't grab the audience's attention, then piss off. Because we shallow people want entertainment. We want dancing monkeys. SO BRING ON THE DANCING MONKEYS!

Of course, that's not to say that Joakim should not improve vocally. After all, Singapore Idol is a singing compeitition. But singing only gets you so far. You hear judges talking about stage presence and their ability to actually and truly engage the audience. A Singapore Idol must be able to do so much more than just sing...

You've heard of the mystical, mythical X-Factor, yeah?

Wednesday, June 14, 2006



Si Cheng - "Seeking for treasures past precious human taste"

Just a note: Si Cheng is the first person who has said something, that has become my Quote of the week, that isn't humorous. So congrats to him.

[Deleted at the request of a certain individual]

[Linus] Jovina VS Popcorn! The battle of the century! says:
Jovina's Bra VS Popcorn
Jovina:]]Roses are red,Some diamonds are blue,Chivalry is dead,But you're still kinda cute says:
so i dont wana change it
Jovina:]]Roses are red,Some diamonds are blue,Chivalry is dead,But you're still kinda cute says:
dont u dare u popcorn

Jovina VS The Hunching Guinea aka Danial! The fight of the day!
Jovina VS Popcorn! The battle of the century!
Jovina VS Store Alarms! The battle of the Millennium!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAv

-In front of the Dhoby Ghaut MRT station-

Jovina - "Is that door automatic?"
Me - "..."
Danial - "Yes, Jovi. That's why it has a sign that says 'Pull' "
Jovina - "Oh..."
Me - [Laughs and almost walks into the door]


Today was oh so very fun!

Also, it's my 100th post! I know it's not much, but whatever! I'm happy, so all of you guys and gals out there should be too!

Went out with Kwan Ming, Samuel, Jovina and Danial to watch X-Men: The Last Stand at Cathay today. The movie itself is nice. Halle Berry finally did something right here; her speech on Prof X's death was really moving. Jovi cried, I almost did, Danial didn't because he's a souless, emotionless creature.

Jovina complained that a piece of popcorn fell in her bra. Danial and I spent the 2 minutes or so throwing popcorn into her bra. Yes, we're evil. Jovina got her revenge though. She stuffed god knows how much popcorn down Danial's shirt while we were watching the movie, making Danial squirm like crazy and leading me to think he was in the throes of an orgasm during sex with Sadako or something. The evil girl ( Jovina, not Sadako ) also stuffed popcorn down the front of my T-shirt. Luckily only a few pieces went in. Alas, the rest of the attempts to put popcorn down Jovina's skimpy lingerie-like T-shirt were in futile.

Kwan Ming had to go off after the movie, Samuel suddenly walked off. Leaving Jovina, me and Danial behind.

We took NeoPrints! 2 sets! So fun! Exclamation marks !!!

Because it's been so long since I had taken NeoPrints ( and also, I was deliriously high on happiness and stored energy from photosynthesizingnot doing much ), I surrendered to...

[Drumroll]

TWITTISM! Wii r teh ub3r-LeeT TwiiTZ!



I know, I smile retardedly. Also, I had to take off my spectacles. Why? Because dear Jovina said so. We all bow to her and her absurdly low t-shirt.Look carefully at the NeoPrint that has the word "Boobies" on it. Good job for finding this. Tag my tagboard with the message " I found it! "
Anyways, taking the NeoPrints was really fun and there was hell bitching and shoving inside the booth. Ahh...such fun! Especially when Jovina tried to squeeze my cheeks. She finally stopped when I threatened to photoshop a prosthetic penis in place of her nose in the NeoPrints. She looked like she wanted to crucify me after I said that though.

Went to try on some clothes after that. OH! Jovina sets off shop alarms, when she walks INTO the shop! I was stunned at first, then I laughed and laughed and laughed.

Esprit has such nice clothes! There was this really nice black shirt and blue T-shirt. The black shirt was really really nice, and it felt so wonderful too. A lot like someone caressing your body, but not like that at all. Danial tried on a pink shirt that was actually half-decent. Then naughty naughty evil Danial picked out a really really small shirt and a tube under that for Jovi. She came out of the dressing room looking horrified.

Jovina - [Horrified look]
Me - "What?"
Jovina - "The tube reaches BELOW my boobs!"
Me - "Oh my god ,serious? Let me see! Oh wait, DON'T!"

Gah! I really really want that black shirt! But it's $89.90, waaaaaay out of my budget.

Jovi triggered the alarm while walking out the shop.

Danial thought it was him
I thought it was me
We confirmed it was Jovi
We thought it was her bag
We confirmed it wasn't her bag
We thought it was her shoe
We confirmed it wasn't her shoe
Jovi thought it was her bra
We confirmed it wasn't her bra

In the end, she just walked out. My ribs were aching from laughter anyway.

Didn't go to other shops because Jovi was terrified of triggering more alarms. So to the MRT station we sauntered. Jovi thought the doors were automatic. Read the quote above again to refresh your memory.

Since Jovi has a wooden head, she had to spend about a minute buying the ticket to Tampines. Why? Because she couldn't find the Paya Lebar station icon. I wonder how Danial tortured Jovina in the MRT train. Apparently, he told her last time that there was still a driver in the train and that she had to press the door to make it open.

My MP3 is screwed up again. Now I need to send it for repairs. Again. Barely 3 weeks after getting it fixed. Damn it!

Mmm, maybe I'll edit this later with something special for my 100th post.

Or maybe I won't.

Discovered something today. Life can really rock, just as long as you have faith.

PDPC members, eat your heart out.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006



Me - "Trust me Michael, I'm trying to Blink properly. But the way my mouse is going haywire on me, I'll probably end up Blinking half-way up Mercurial's ass."


I'm back from Melbourne!

Ok, now that the news of doomsday has been delivered, let's get on to other stuff.

What do I need to do during the holidays?

1) Do Chinese Holiday homework
2) Do Science Holiday homework
3) Do Maths Holiday homework
4) Finish up Online Project Work crap
5) Screw up the aforementioned 4 assignments
6) Arrange a meeting for 2004 6A and 6B Gabrielites, hopefully including Mrs Gomez.
7) Spend money
8) Acquire a taste for wine
9) Spend more money
10) Relax
11) Sign up for Japanese Classes
12) Pass my Aikido White dan to Blue dan grading
13) Sign up for therapy
14) Help out with some community service thingies.


Just kidding 'bout the last 2.

Oh oh oh, and when I was in Melbourne, I got seriously bored. So I fiddled around with the Printed Dreams, Paper Castles script...

And now, it looks like what the child of Edgar Allan Poe and Stephen King might write. And no, I'm not showing the script to anyone. It's too disgusting. My imagination wanted to run wild, I let it. There's blood.

Lots of blood

Anyways...The trip to Melbourne was definitely worth it. Shall post about it later, need to go and sleep now. Jetlag + little hours of sleep + wine = ZzZzZ

Monday, June 12, 2006



[Linus] Mmm...Wine... says:
I wanna meet Jasmine
[Linus] Mmm...Wine... says:
Eh honestly
[Linus] Mmm...Wine... says:
Don't you feel her actions were a lil' awkward
[[3E]] }{gUyWiFBALlz}{ [wheelch@ir g@ng] all we have 2 o, is decide what 2 do wif the time dat is given 2 us... says:
no
[Linus] Mmm...Wine... says:
I mean, not comparing it to the others
[Linus] Mmm...Wine... says:
when you compare her to the others, she's on crack

Go look at the link titled "Singapore Idol News." Please. Before I'm driven to stab someone who pestered me to do this. And you know who you are. And while you're there, do the poll thingy. Help make Singapore Idol News a virtual shrine. Please, and thank you

[Evil eye]

Sophie is back from the land of Maple Syrup! Aka, Canada. The land which South Park seems to bear a grudge against. Just got the South Park movie. Super funny.

This is so stupid. Sophie had to delete her tagboard because some cow-banging, goat-screwing chicken-molesting, pig-raping moron had to go and spam her ( and my ) tagboard with vulgarities. What the hell man. If you don't like our blogs, you can:

A) Don't read the blog.
B) Offer constructive criticism. Constructive is "I think you should do this and this to make this look better." Constructive is NOT "Dis sux, u r a madafaka."
C) Die.

Me - "Oh yes. When I get through with him, he's going to wish that he never had a groin to begin with. Then I'll grant that wish!"

I'll be back in Singapore tomorrow around 4.30! Welcome me back with open arms, my dear sweet bitches and hoes!

Sunday, June 11, 2006



[Linus] All the world is a stage, and everyone has their part. But how was I to know which way the story'd go? says:
did ya miss me?
*Audience of ONE . Little hands [†] lift up your eyes, all of heaven's in worship says:
i didn't even bother to try missing you when you left for australia
*Audience of ONE . Little hands [†] lift up your eyes, all of heaven's in worship says:
what makes you think i'd miss you if you go offline for 10 seconds?
*Audience of ONE . Little hands [†] lift up your eyes, all of heaven's in worship says:
:p
[Linus] All the world is a stage, and everyone has their part. But how was I to know which way the story'd go? says:
...
[Linus] All the world is a stage, and everyone has their part. But how was I to know which way the story'd go? says:
-sob-

Note: Just for FUN! I will type out this entire post using the bastardized forms of the English Language. Dat means lyk dis

2day, I went 2 e wineries. Dey r lyk so kool. Seriously. It's lyk damn kool lah. I got lyk totally drunk n stuff. Relli fun lah. U guyZ/galZ shud go 1 of dis days.

God, typing lyk dis is damn irritating lah. How do u guys ever type lyk dis n survive.

Learnt alot abt wine 2day. Drank alot of wine 2day too. I'm nt drunk tho, I'm 2 gud 2 b drunk. Yeah.

Oh screw dis shyt. I can't take that crap. Normal typing for me.

As I was saying, we visited plenty of wineries and drank a lot of wine today. 2 particular wines were really to my taste: The Chardonnay Cuvee Riche, and the Kiwi Fruit Liquere. Both are sweet, hit strong and are just soo...Yummay! Bringing back to Singapore 1 bottle of the Chardonnay, 1 bottle of the Kiwi Fruit, and 1 botttle of Chardonnay Vintage Brut. I think that's how it's spelt.

There was this wine that looked harmless. Smelt harmless. Tried it. My chest nearly exploded. The sensation hit like fat people after a delicious chocolate cake. Ok, bad analogy. Oh well. Point is, I was choking.

Oh well, I am just starting to develop a taste for wine. Starting = This morning by the way. Not to mention that stupid "Minors are allowed to drink" rule. That's just bullsh*t. Especially for wine. I personally feel that Wine and Champagne are 'above' beer. In fact, I've always associated wine and champagne with the "higher" class people while beer with the lower echelon. Elitist? Maybe.

Mmm, anything else to blog about. Not really. Bye!

Saturday, June 10, 2006



Me - "There is no way I'm wearing that beanie. With this black fat jacket and the 3 layers of clothing because of this blasted cold weather, I already looked 30 fricking pounds fatter. That beanie will not keep my ears warm. That beanie will only serve to reaffirm the fact that I now look like a fricking mutated teletubby."

Yeah, well, the codes for the BlogThings stuff got screwed up. So I had to delete that entire section. Doing them again now, just for you guys. So rejoice and get on your knees, now.

Yesterday was really really awesome. I mean, we took what was suppose to be a 3-hour long drive to see the rock formation known as the 12 Apostles.

However, we got lost 2 or 3 times, and thus, the "3" hours became like 4 1/2. That sucked. My legs were incredibly STIFF after that.

Point to note, had lunch at Princetown, this really really small place. Seriously, it's tiny. Lunch was near the post office. Stood at the edge of the cliff, looking out at the beautiful pastures and trees that lay before me, the blue background complimenting the lush green foreground. That, coupled with Il Divo's I Believe In You and Heroe ( Spanish version of Mariah Carey's Hero) really stirred up emotions in me. Really, this entire experience in Melbourne has been truly inspiring and really makes one reflect and think.

Yep...

The long journey was definitely worth it though. When we arrived at the 12 Apostles cliff, it was truly breathtaking. A perfect, picturesque scene, magnificent colours. Snapped a couple of pictures, I'll upload them when I return to Singapore. Don't have the camera's USB cable here unfortunately.

Oh well, time to do the survey things.

You Are Cyclops

Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause. You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them. Power: force beams from your eyes

Darn, I happen to detest Cyclops. Oh well. Not too sure about that responsible thing though.

You Are 44% Obsessive

You're somewhat obsessive, especially when it comes to a couple things (like horrifying thoughts or cleanliness).As long as your quirks aren't interrupting your life, it's all good.

Wow, only 44% obsessive. A lot lower than I thought. Goodie.

You Are Periwinkle

You're very intuitive and sensitive. You often know other people better than they know themselves. You're also quite optimistic, and you think well of yourself and others. You know your dreams will come true.

Perfect. I happen to LOVE this shade of blue. Light, and somehow, Springy.

Your Brain is 67% Female, 33% Male

Your brain leans female You think with your heart, not your head Sweet and considerate, you are a giver But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!

What...can I say?

You Have A Type A Personality

You are hyper, energetic, and always on the mood You tend to succeed at everything you attempt And if you don't succeed at first, you quickly climb your way to the top! You could be called a workaholic, but you also make time for fun As long as it's high energy and competitive, you're interested You have the perfect personality for business and atheltic success

Muahaha. Mwahaha. Bwahaha. [Smirk]

You Should Be an Actor

You have a flair for the dramatic, and you probably already do a lot of acting in your day to day life, just to entertain yourself. No need to steal the spotlight from your friends... You'll get plenty of attention once you start acting professionally!

YES!

Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC

"Back in black, I hit the sack, I've been too long, I'm glad to be back" Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos. But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last!

What's Your Theme Song?

I don't even know this song. Oh well.

Your Quirk Factor: 53%

You're a pretty quirky person, but you're just normal enough to hide it. Congratulations - you've fooled other people into thinking you're just like them!

How Quirky Are You?

Heh. Heh. Heh.

Your Values Profile

Loyalty: You value loyalty a fair amount. You're loyal to your friends... to a point. But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties. Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself. Honesty: You don't really value honesty. You do value getting your way, no matter what. And if a little lying is required to do that, no problem. A few white lies never hurt anyone (at least, that's what you tell yourself!) Generosity: You don't really value generosity. Your needs always come first, no matter what. And you'll possibly help someone else out... But only if it helps you in return. Humility: You value humility a fair amount. You tend to be an easy going, humble person. But occasionally your ego takes over. You have a slight competitive streak - and the need to be the best. Tolerance: You value tolerance highly. Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you... You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends. You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.

The Five Factor Values Test

So true. So, damn, true.

You Are a Bright Star Soul

Like a shining star, you have no trouble being the center of attention In fact, you often feel a bit hurt when all eyes aren't on you You need to be number one in everything, no matter how trivial And it's this ego that both hurts your confidence and helps you acheive You're dramatic and a powerhouse of pure energy You posess a divine quality or uniqueness that's hard to define A natural performer, it's likely you'll become famous in some circles. Just learn not to take everyone's reaction to you so personally! Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul and Prophet Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

SOULS! Nyah.

Oh well, I'll stop here. Don't feel like doing those I've done before.

Mmm, I think I'll go trash Jo-shen in KOF 2001

Thursday, June 08, 2006



Me - "Eeeew, it's porridge. Plain porridge sucks! It's all plain and stuff, nothing inside it. It's EVIL! Unlike century egg porrdige, now that rocks. That's really nice because of all the-"
Mum - "Just shut up and eat it lah. You very drama leh!"
Me - "GASP! I AM NOT!" [Overly-dramatic gesture]


A loooooonnnngggggggg survey stolen ripped robbed thieved snatched plundered pillaged taken from Miss Sparsestick herself.

1. Are you over 15?
14.

2. What is the wallpaper on ur cellphone?
Snowy and Blueberry ( my 2 stuff toy dogs) sitting on my bed. Don't blame me, my fricking handphone cable and driver refuse to work.

3. Did you get enough sleep last night?
Slept at 12, woke up at 10. The cold mornings in Melbourne really wanna make you sleep =)

4. First 3 things you did this morning?
Breathe in, open my eyes, breathe out.

5. What do you have on your bed?
At home: Stuff toys. Pillows, bolsters. Lotsa junk from morning~late evening, but it gets thrown off the bed/strewn on the floor carefully and meticulously packed away before I sleep.

6. Ever tried to skip meal?
Yes. Many times.

7. Grilled or fried?
Depends. I like both

8. What makes you unique?
My twisted sense of sarcasm and cynicism with which I view the world.

9. Are you afraid of the dark?
Not the dark itself, but what could be in the dark.

10. Favourite movies?
Um, can't remember

11. 3 things you cant live without?
Friends, family, music

12. 3 people you cant live without?
Ummm...Let's see...Mum, Dad, Bro.

14. Favourite songs you like to listen before sleep?
Soothing music. Sometimes, sad music.

15. What are you afraid of?
-Losing my family
-Losing my friends
-Ghosts XD
-Many more
-Some more
-A bit more

16. Are you a giver or a taker?
Both. More a taker than a giver honestly.

17. What are your nicknames?
...Chicken-With-A-Sore-Throat(Curse you Danial), Pea ( I RESENT this ), Pongpong (...)

18. What's your dad's middle name?
Doesn't have 1

19. Most recent movie that you watched?
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie =3

20. If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
Disturb people, maybe steal a bit of stuff, probably help some people out cuz no one can see me helping =). Which is good.

21. Stuck on a deserted island & could have only 1 thing?
Help.

22. Are you in love?
Mmm...Mebbe

23. How long have you liked him/her?
Mmm...Dunno

24. First thing you'll save in a fire?
Me. No wait, my mum.

25. Your eye colour?
Black?

26. What are the things you always bring?
Handphone, wallet, MP3, an attitude.

27. Whats on ur mind right now?
This survey.

28. What do you usually do when the clock turns 7am?
Sleeping? Or in school

29. Who do you want to meet?
Kelly Clarkson. Jack Neo. Gurmit Singh.

30. How's life today?
Mmm, ok. Quite boring.

I'm gonna do another survey to make myself feel better.

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[1] What is your middle name?
Don't have one.

[2] What color is your mailbox?
White-ish

[3] Last movie you watched:
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie

[4] Have you ever hit a deer?
NO!!!

[5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
No

[6] Do you get the paper delivered to your house?
Yep

[7] Who checks the mail in your house?
Mum?

[8] Do you have a small driveway?
I HAVE A DRIVEWAY?

[9] Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you?
About 2

[10] What do you do first in the morning?
Blink. Think about what I'm going to do. Happens every MORNING.

[11] What brand is your printer?
...Epson

[12] Do you enjoy fighting with people?
Verbally/intellectually, yes. Physically, no.

[13] Is your hair naturally straight or curly?
...Straight, mop-ish.

[14] Who was your kindergarten teacher?
Mrs...Gill?

[16] Are you taller than your mother?
Yep

[17] Do you have a favorite word?
Mmm

[18] What color are your bedroom walls?
3 walls - Baby blue. 1 wall - Dark blue

[19] What do you do to get over a brokenheart?
Cry. Call up a close friend

[20] Do you have a deep dark secret?
Too many.

[22] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
Yep! Pink is HAWTT LOL!

[23] Does anything hurt on your body?
That scar on my chest and my leg. Kinda throbbing a bit

[24] Do you often cry during movies?
Few times.

[25] Do you hate your life?
Not really

[26] Do you get mad easily?
Depends on whom I'm dealing with

[28] What is your biggest pet peeve?
Arrogant, stuck-up people that will not only force their opinion upon you, but they will REFUSE to listen to anything other than what they believe in. That pisses me off like hell

[29] What is your away message?
"Hi, Linus here. I'm away, that's why you have this message. If I were here, you wouldn't even GET a reply. Just leave your message or call me at 9******5

[30] Do any of your friends have kids?
...No!

[32] Who should pay on the first date?
The guy.

[33] How many years old are you when you're willing to date?
Mmm, 15?

[34] Do you have any friends?
Yep!.

[35] Do you have any mean friends?
HELL YEAH!.

[36] What is the ugliest color in your opinion?
Vomit-Green/Seasick Blue

[37] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand?
Yes

[38] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff seriously?
No. But I've felt like driving someone J****n off a cliff.

[39] Have you ever been fired from a job?
Never had a job.

[40] What year was your house built?
When I was born.

41] When was the last time you slept in someone else bed?
Today.

[42] What brand are the pants/jeans you're wearing right now?
Levi's

[43] How tall are you?
160+. Probably around 163

[44] What is the closest green object?
The blanket. Oh no wait, my laptop's Charge Completed light.

[45] What is on your feet?
Skin. Several cuts

[46] Do you always wear underwear?
Like duh. I know SOMEONE who doesn't wear underwear at home though

[48] Do you want to have kids?
Yeah

[49] How many years apart are you and your next sibling?
5 or 6. Dunno.

[50] Who is the friend that you would expect to be gay?
...He's not a friend. But I think everyone who knows me knows who that person is. Starts with J. 6 letters, inclusive of J.

[51] What is your favorite band?
Dunno

[52] What's your mother's middle name?
She doesn't have one.

[53] Stupidest movie you ever saw?
Scary Movie 3. Pure retarded. Laughed like hell!

[54] Do you collect comic books?
Not anymore

[55] Do you look like your dad?
NO! NO! GOD, NO!

[56] Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
Friends.

[57] Are you wearing makeup?
No

[58] Do you have a tattoo?
Scars count?

[59] Are you happily in love/married?
In love yes.

[60] You win the lottery you?
Laugh like a completely psychotic maniacal mental-asylum escapee.

[61] How many pairs of underwear do you have?
A lot.

[62] Is there something you want to tell someone but you dont know how?
Yes. Lots of stuff, lots of people

[61] Do you know how to draw?
Yep. Suck at it though =(

[63] Who is your hero?
Michael Jackson. No lah. I;m also not sure

[64] Who'd you last IM?
DANIAL THE FAG!.

[65] Do you work a lot of hours?
I don't work. I'm allergic to work. I have this disorder called Workicitis, it causes an allergic reaction called "Exhaustion"

[66] What do you do when you are stressed out?
Ignore everyone. OR, find someone to take out my anger on.

[67] Who was the last person that called you?
As in phone/handphone? Forgot.

[68] Is there anything you regret?
Where do I begin

[69] Do you know where your family name originated from?
China

[70] Is there any animal that creeps you out?
BUGS! ANTS ESPECIALLY!

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Surveys

Mum - "Tomorrow we are leaving at 9 so wake up early."
Me - [Sleepily] "O..." [Falls asleep]

-Wakes up next morning.

Mum - "Wake up! Rise and shine boys!"
Me - [Sleepily] "...K"

Just came back from a trip to the Denogong Mountains. Which were bloody cold. As in, fricking bloody cold. My feet hurt from the cold.

Went to the FLEA MARKET early in the morning. As if the shopping yesterday wasn't enough. 8 Nike bags for a total of roughly $100. Ain't that cheap?

Took a few Quizzes, here are the results:

What X-Men am I?

You Are Cyclops

Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause. You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them. Power: force beams from your eyes

What are the keys to my heart?

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What do people envy about me? 0 = 3

People Envy Your Confidence

You have the attitude and self esteem to take on anything. Failure is beyond not an option for you - it doesn't even cross your mind. People envy your ability to take on any challenge ... and they're secretly afraid you think you're better than them. You don't. You're just sure of yourself.

How evil am I?

You Are 68% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

How abnormal am I?

You Are 60% Abnormal

You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul. You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How Abnormal Are You?

How powerful are you?

Your Power Level is: 50%

There's a good chance you feel pretty powerful, and with good reason, you're already fairly successful. Keep developing your goals and skills, and you'll be surprised by what you can really achieve.

How Powerful Are You?

How is my self-esteem?

You Have Low Self Esteem 72% of the Time

You tend to blame yourself when things go wrong, regardless of whether it's your fault or not. You're anxious to please others and rely too much on their opinions. Learn to please yourself first, and your confidence will soar.

Yep so true

What's my blogging personality?

Your Blogging Type is Worldly and Charismatic

You are broad minded and have a wide perspective on things. As a result, you tend to make observations that surprise and delight others. Welcoming and social, you are always ready to make a new friend online. In fact, you often tend to be blogging about what your friends are saying or doing!

What does my birth date mean?

Your Birthdate: April 13

You're dominant and powerful. You always need to be in charge. While others respect your competence, you can be a bit of a dictator. Hard working and serious, you never let yourself down. You are exact and accurate - and you expect others to be the same way. Your strength: You always get the job done Your weakness: You're a perfectionist to a fault Your power color: Gray Your power symbol: Checkmark Your power month: April

Wow, contradicts my Self-esteem helluvalot doesn't it. One says Powerful and Dominant and that I never let myself down, the other says otherwise...

What rejected crayon am I?

You are

What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Tuesday, June 06, 2006



Me - "There is no future! There is no-ooh COOKIES!SALVATION!"

Yeah, just a short post because Jo-Shen is DAMN BLOODY NOISY playing Metal Slug. As in, bloody f*cking noisy. AND HE JUST WON'T STOP TALKING! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! ARGHHHHH!!!! Blasting music at max volume into my ears. It know it doesn't help anything, but ANYTHING TO DROWN OUT HIS VOICE!!!

We were suppose to go to the mountainous regions of Melbourne today, but for some reason coughmygrandfatherdidn'twanttogooutcoughwe didn't. Instead, I stayed in the apartment with my grandfather and Jo-Shen. Finally managed to beat him at Metal Slug.

On another note, I love Razor and Morphling.
Another note: I'm missing Singapore.

Had a wonderful dream last night. Dreamt that the cast of Printed Dreams, Paper Castles met up a long time from now, when we were all 30+. Of course, in my dream, we only LOOKED slightly older, but somehow we knew that we had all aged 20+ years.

Anyway, the lovely part was that we had all accomplished what we wanted.

Sanam became a successful lawyer, winning every single case she ever had.
Benjamin and Mei Jing became brilliant doctors, selflessly curing the sickly.
Charlotte opened a beautiful hotel and became the only hotel to have the 6-Stars rating, drawing famous stars from all over the world to stay.
Si Cheng became a world-famous singer, every single song he writes became a hit.
Sophie is a renowned journalist, her writings printed all over the world.
Hansen became a successful director, producing top-rated movies. Also works as a part-time DJ, also successful.
Daryl is at the very top of the Tourism Industry.
And of course, Adeeb and I are famous actors, having acted in many of Hansen's movies.

We, and of course Miss Koh and Mr Meyer, were all in...Guess?

Yeah, the Katong Convent Blackbox. Reminiscing, talking happily about Printed Dreams, Paper Castles.

*Wistful sigh*

Wouldn't it be splendid if my dream came true? And not for only the 10 of us, but all for my friends?

I sure hope it does.

Monday, June 05, 2006



Me - "Hell yeah capital punishment should be reinstated in Singapore! DECAPITATE THAT ERASER-STEALING FAG!"


Woo, finally got the internet to work on my comp. It's slow though, so that eliminates GunBound'ing and DotA'ing. Allows to blog in peace though, well, relatively in peace.

Anyways, today was a bitch. I swear my hotel room is haunted.

Went out in the morning to the Royal Botanical Gardens near my uncle's apartment. It was seriously seriously freezing cold, the wind was really sharp and bites into your skin. Before long, I felt my unprotected fingers and ears start to hurt. Owie.

Passed by the Shrine of Remembrance on the way. Saw the monument erected in the honour of those who had sacrificed themselves in World War 2. At first, I didn't really feel anything as I read the message engraved in the huge pillar. Then I looked up and saw 4 bronze soldiers half-bent and with a board on their back on the top of the pillar. When I stepped back, I saw a pair of feet on the board sticking up. Felt something really strange then, a mixture of sadness and anger.

The Botonical Gardens was a waste of time. Oh sure, it was beautiful and all. Would have been able to better appreciate it if it wasn't so damn cold.

Went for lunch at a Dim Sum restaurant. Easily, the best Dim Sum I've tasted, ever. Going back there one of these days to eat dinner. When we go back, we can order the Shark's Fin =3. After all, the name of the restaurant IS Shark Fin Restaurant...

Shopping later. I'm not a shopping person, so I got really really really bored. After everything was over, we missed the stupid Tourist Shuttle and had to pay an exorbitant price for the bloody Tram fare. $2.80 for a trip less than 10 minutes long! HOW OUTRAGEOUS IS THAT!

These few days, whenever I wake up, one thought hits me almost immediately. "I'm not good enough for VIP." And that really really hurts like hell. I thought I had accepted it, but apparently I haven't. A lot of my best friends (Adeeb, Bob etc etc) have gotten through for the Interview and will probably make it all the way. All the best to them! It's sad to say goodbye though. Fortunately, we still have 1 semester left together.

On the bright side, since I know I am definitely staying in VS now, I can fully concentrate on what's going on in VS. Hoping to become a Peer Leader and/or Camp Instructor, not to mention holding high positions in my CCAs ( especially ELDDS ). Oh and of course not, excelling in studies. If I work hard and score well for O's, I'll still be able to get into VJC.

Assuming of course, that I still want to go VJC at that point in time.