Tuesday, November 25, 2008



I'm bored. And there isn't exactly a ton to blog about these past two days, unless the chronicles of me lying around bored out of my skull happens to be interesting to you. Clearly that won't ( unless you're really bored ) so it's just boring boring boring.

Seriously, this can't be more boring. My comp's still being anti-dota/heroes and just being a general bitch so I'm not even able to while away some time with mindless-hero-slaughtering. I've watched Scary Movie 3 and White Chicks about 5 times since I got to Melbourne. Hell, I've even watched Scary Movie 2, and that's in Persian.

EFFING PERSIAN.

So yeah I'm bored and I'm blogging because I'm so bored I have nothing better to do. My current alternatives include dying, cooking, or watching my brother play WiiFit. I'm saving option A for tomorrow. Option B will lead to option A. Option C somewhat reminds me of the FairlyOdd Parents

"And no matter how much the jelly shakes, the broccoli always stays in the middle!" - Puppet 'Mum'

I'm going to have a mini-bitchfest now. It'll be a lot of pointless whining, bitching and possibly cursing. It's pointless, but I'm going to do it for three simple reasons.

1) I'm bored
2) It's been annoying me
3) It's my blog anyway

Ok, let the bitchfest commence!

I"M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING UNDERAPPRECIATED.
WOULD IT KILL YOU PEOPLE TO SAY THANKS ONCE IN A WHILE?

Example 1:
"Thanks for staying back to study with me, even though I abandoned you twice before without any good excuse"

Example 2:
"Thanks for running up and down ECP to the 7-11 to buy us water out of your own allowance when we were passed out like the stupid drunks we were."

Example 3:
"Thanks for cleaning up the chalet while we were passed out like the stupid drunks we were"

Example 4:
"Thanks for not ripping our heads off when we told you that you were being a grumpy bitch after cleaning up the chalet. Especially since we had absolutely no clue that you had spent the entire morning cleaning up after us and instead decided that you were just being grumpy. This of course happened after we had just woken up from being passed out like the stupid drunks we were with"

If some of them stupid drunks hadn't been my best friends, I probably would have just left the stupid chalet right there and then.

In any case, I'm pretty much sick and tired of being some bitch being expected to do things for everyone and not getting appreciated in return, no "thank you"s or "nice job"s or even just a simple "THANKS!".

So that Christmas Chalet can just go plan itself because I'm not wasting my time planning a chalet for some effing retards who'd probably just mess it up again. I'd rather spend my time doing things that are more useful, like playing computer games.

And if you say "Bt bt Linus! computer gamez r 4 luserz, dey're not impt at all!"

THAT'S THE POINT.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Okay, it's 6.51 PM Melbourne time, 3.51 PM Singapore time right now. Seeing as that I just woke up from a good very-long sleep ( because I'm not sure how long I slept, like 3 hours? ), that all my family members are still sleeping ( due to a lack of sleep onboard the plane ), compounded with the fact that I am stuck with without internet access for now ( until I get the wireless-receiver from 小叔 later ), I'm blogging in OpenOffice right now. I'm also scared to play Warcraft/Dota because I tried it just now and my comp suddenly shut down and refused to start up for a while.

Right, so a proper update.

Saturday, 22^nd November: Arranged with Davis and ChunYong to meet up at school at 10. Davis wanted to go for some BB stuff, I just wanted to hang out with friends before being deprived of them ( so to speak since I”m surrounded by family ) for 10 days. 10 was a good time I thought, because I was suffering from a general lack of sleep. This is because I slept at 12.30 on Saturday morning and woke up at 8 for something of grave national importance – helping ChunYong get Las in GC. This is important of course because my life is incredibly boring and more-or-less revolves around Dota, Audition, GrandChase and BattleOn. And copious amounts of going out with friends. But I enjoy these activities which are quite healthy ( as opposed to hobbies like vampire-slaying or participation in cross-species breeding programs or killing nuns ) so I guess it's okay.

Anyways, I went to sleep at 10.30, telling myself to wake up at 8. I figured ~10 hours of sleep would help compensate for the previous night's sleep debt. This of course ignores the fact that I have tremendous amounts of sleep debt that I've accumulated due to general school-crap. Falling asleep at 10.30 was easy after seeing Davis mention something about downloading RO and playing it.

At 6.45 AM my phone's message tone sounded. The strains of Chocobo Theme filled my ears. Muttering something that would make any Moogle's PomPom flare even brighter red ( Ku-EFFING-Po? ) I looked at my phone. The sender's id grinned happily at me. “Davis”. I remember a sudden dread coming over me. Had he fallen sick abruptly? Or had something dreadful happened? Otherwise why would Davis, who by all rights should have been sleeping like a 1.8m log, message me at 6.45

“Awake and bored...” the message read. I almost vomited blood in rage. Vomiting blood in rage is my usual reaction to anything before 7 AM so this is normal. I sent back a loving message: “WTF, you got problems leh” to which I got “Lol, did I wake you up?”. A short series of SMS exchanges occurred involving me telling Davis to watch anime, draw, write a song or achieve world peace. Apparently, I also told him to shave his 'pits if he was bored but I claim just-woken-up-and-therefore-understandably-delirious syndrome for this because I have no recollection of typing that. It was the work of Satan.

Couldn't sleep after that for a while, but eventually drifted back off to sleep around 7. Woke up around 8 and turned on the Asus ( because stupid me left the HP charger at Jo's house ) to charge my iProd. Called ChunYong to wake him up with a cheerful “morning sunshine!”. Aunt went out to buy chicken, so mum made me something resembling soft-boiled eggs. I actually do think it was soft-boiled eggs, but it looked weird. Like semi-soft-boiled eggs. Perhaps these eggs came from the aforementioned cross-species breeding program. In any case, I gulped them down, resisted the urge to vomit them out and spin my head 720-degrees ala The Exorcist and went to bathe and change. ChunYong smsed me to say he'd left the house shortly after, so I went to the wonderful bus stop to meet him.

Arrived at school around 10. As we were walking to school, we saw this figure walking towards the school from the Tampines/Bedok-heading bus stop. I initially wondered ( out loud ) if it was Joseph, but later decided that it was too fat to be him. As we neared the school, a sneaking suspicion came upon me that it was Davis. To confirm this, I shouted 'DAVIS!”. The figure looked at me. I could almost sense the -.- aura emanating from the figure. The figure reached the gates of school, stared at us briefly and then walked into the school without waiting.

This was the final confirmation that it was Davis. While normally I would have Nether Swapped, followed by a vicious three-man gank that would have left Davis K.Oed on the floor, I had of course arranged to meet up and this would have been a very ungentlemanly, unprofessional and unsporting thing to do.

The usual order followed. Played the crappy staff-room piano while waiting for the BB boys to finish their Council Meeting in the canteen to free up the canteen piano. We arrived at 10, the piano freed-up at 11.55. This piano was also promptly 'koped' by Davis.

Got bored around 1. So left for home with ChunYong who looked ready to fall asleep at the drop of a hat ( or pillow ) to play GrandChase. PvPed rather successfully, managing to almost break my keyboard in Survival mode in Elven Forest due to retarded people ganging up on me. I won ( mostly ) so it's okay.

Airport was boring. Not going to waste time on that. Terminal 3 is ugh.

The plane flight was pretty okay. Managed to grab First Class, so dinner was decent. Had some Caviar thingy ( bad choice, lobster was nicer ), some chicken broth clear soup, a salad ( I mostly ate the dressing, it was calorific ) and stir-fried beef with rice. Finished off with a warm mud cake with Haagen-Daz chocolatey ice-cream. As usual I ate a quarter to half of everything ( except the soup ). Ethiopians would have been outraged. Davis wouldn't have been surprised. Jo-Ann would have simply called me an 'anorexic bitch'. Watched Mamma Mia throughout. Second time, still love the movie. It's so feel-good with all the music. Then slept around 12 ( Singapore time ) until 3 ( still Singapore time ) for our descent into Melbourne. I don't remember much from the Melbourne Airport as I was suffering from gastric and a lack of sleep. The combination of these two factors led to me almost throwing up at the baggage-collection carousel. I heroically restrained myself though. If I do throw up, there will be pictures. And (mud) cake.

Arrived at 小叔's house. Fell asleep. Bet you never saw that coming. Went out for lunch at Plume's Chinese Restaurant for Dim Sum. Queue was unfittingly-long. Long-story-short, it was crap. Everything was pretty much sub-standard, and even my favourite Fried Prawn Dumplings with Mayonnaise Sauce was butchered to within an inch of its wonderful delicious crunchy life. The service was also questionable. The servers poured the chinese tea with much tea running down the spout. The only thing that would have made the moment picture-perfect would be a spider being washed out. In other words, I hated it. The food was disgusting. I shall recommend it to Jo when she comes over on Thursday.

Came back here and promptly konked out again. Woke up and now I'm blogging. This is probably the longest post I've done so far for ages, so be grateful. Will blog daily to keep my blog as regularly updated as possible. Said updates will come at night so do read about my wonderful stay in Melbourne.

As a pseudo-P.S thing, do drop emails to me if you want a souvenier and shizz. My phone's non-auto-roaming, and VodaFone AU is being a priss and won't let me connect. As such, my phone is assumed KIA. So emails are pretty much the only way of communicating. And my blog tagboard. This is not a shameless ruse to rejuvenate my dead tagboard.

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Hi guys, quick update:

Melbourne's 3 hours ahead of Singapore. That's right, it's 9.16 AM here and my laptop clock reads 6.16. My watch reads 6.16. My handphone reads 6.16. My internal body clock is just messed up already.

Point to note: Handphone does not have auto-roaming, so I'm unable to read/send messages and take/make calls out. So to those of you who want to harass me, please don't throw hissy fits when I fail to reply. It's not that I don't want to ( so much ) as the fact that I can't.

Pictures of the house will come later in the day ( I hope ). Not feeling well now, so going to take a quick bath and snooze for a little while. Didn't sleep much on the plane, watched Mamma Mia for the 2nd time. Great show, lurbbe it. Slept like 3 hours. It's 6.18 AM for crying out loud, I need my sleep.

So if I seem to update my blog at weird times ( 6am for example ), remember that I am three hours ahead of you guys. Technically, I'm living in the future. Piss me off and I'll send Terminator after you.

That's right, you can be the next Sarah Connor. Terminated, bitch.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008



so give us clean hands
give us pure hearts
and let us not lift our souls to another

just been running through my head, these wonderful lyrics.

anyway sorry to those who've been expecting updates, but until my new blogskin comes up, i'm too unmotivated to blog. life's been great, life's been BLOODY awesome in fact, but it still remains that i am unmotivated to blog. not sure why, only just that. perhaps this motivation will come back, but for now fierydragoon.blogspot.com is on hiatus.

quick update/jotting-downs though:

class chalet was fun. drunk people weren't fun. babysitting 9 drunk 16-year olds wasn't fun. cleaning up the chalet wasn't fun. would i give it up? never. bonded well i think.

mega-stayover at jo's house, like 5 days in the past 1 week. like awesome. like seriously awesome. guitar hero + dota + AQ + audition spammage = wthlulzownage! sorry, 1337-speak is the lulz. met charmaine, awesome girl.

madagascar2 with the churchies was great. the movie sucked though, but the quality time was awesome. yong and davis came over, again awesome. pizza+mythbusters is the shizz. naruto vs bleach was bleh though. like totally bleh.

okay end update. love all you guys who tag. i'm sorry i'm a lazyass bastard who doesn't reply, i will make it up to you i promise!

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Tag Replies:

Edwin: You're mad. But in a good way. God bless for Physics and Chemistry yeah!

Whoo, this is the second update in a week. Hopefully this isn't the beginning of the Apocalypse because next week's going to be really great ( apart from the papers ) and I want to enjoy it. So I'll be very pissed if the Apocalypse comes.

Well, pissed until the meteor/tsunami/earthquake/shiva/buddha/allah comes down and kicks all of humanity's ass.

I'm seriously pumped for next week and the weeks after that.

And omigosh, I am GOING FOR YOUTH CAMP! Like how cool is that? For those who don't know (and read this blog. so those are minimal odds) I was scheduled to pop over to Melbourne to visit my uncle ( and crash his new house ) from the 22nd to the 5th of December. Since we WERE suppose to smash down in sunny aloha singapore at 7 am on the 5th which means the earliest I could turn up to crash was the afternoon of the 5th. But daddy God up there is so awesome so he deliberately fizzle-wonked something somewhere somehow and now we're returning on the 3rd which is SO awesome because that means I'm totally free for Youth Camp. And best of all, 16yearolds get to be Group Leaders this year which means I get to lead a group of little tykes that I can brainwash to savagely destroy the other teams. In fair and respectable Mortal Kombat games and challenges of course. Apparently there's an alliance against Lianne, led by Lisa and Joy. I shall sit back, wait and observe and then strike when the time is right and claim whatever trophy is there for myself!

Or I could be uber nice and friendly and oh-hey-you-won-congrats ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^. but that's so 194738642876348726374628736487234 B.C and boring.

went out with daniel, kitty, darrell and OMG JOSEPH today. we intro'd joseph to starbucks.

scary shit man. joseph on coffee. seriously scary shit ( alliteration ftw )

daniel also sent me this to see. so now i'm sharing it with all you guys. so see this: Pure Evil Horror (R21)

Next week is going to be bloody awesome. Now I shall leave you to go study Lit. But fear not, I shall leave with words of wisdom ^^

Tuesday, November 04, 2008



Long overdue TAG REPLIES ^^

Sophie: Shamelessness is teh love. Awesomest luncheon that day!

Jo-Ann: Yup yup. Hurry fix your phone. Dota/Audition spree after Os yeah, and Melbourne

Edwin: Lol yeah, God bless you as well haha! And I uber suck at DotA, so should find someone good at it haha, not me!

Davis: Short fingers :)

XiuQi: Haha, I saw XQ and knew it was you anyway ^^ My smiley face in the maths exam paper is already going to piss off Cambridge, I don't want another nail in the coffin.

Yay, new way of presenting tag replies and/or quotes in the future. Lino loves needlessly-complicated stuff. I should be a Rube Goldberg Machine contestant.

Os have been going quite okay. SS was a miracle, studied the first three themes and bam all three came out.

I knocked over my starbucks tumbler during the emath paper and swore; an invigilator stared at me. How awesome. I hope that's not going into an irregularity report.

Lianne's house this Sunday for study group/fun fest. PSLTC-crashing and BBQ next week, awesome. Cannot wait.

Siol lah!