Tuesday, July 29, 2008

"
Mr Imran - Eh? When did ZhengXian become Hellboy?
"

Inside joke ( aka you need to have actually looked at ZhengXian this week )

Lianne's birthday party on Sunday was teh awesome. Worship/Crossroads in the morning was teh awesome also. Heah! woke up and decided to wear nothing under his hoodie and wore some oversized-boxer shorts that resembled a picnic table. Heah! and I conspired to hurl LizFong ( henceforth lovingly known as Lizzy ) into Lianne's pool but that turned out so differently. Crapped around with Nat, Timo, Robin, JZhang and Bryan in the room before Joseph came in to inform us of Justyn's birthday. So we adjourned to the adjacent room where we sang and promptly made Beethoven spin in his grave by banging away on the piano and drums. Timo and Nat are drum prodigies man! Rock on!

Waited in the social hall after contemp and had huge questionably-innocent fun with abby's massager/tazer/vibrator ( as megan lovingly called it ). Went around vibrating people's necks and enjoying their shocked screams until i got it dropped down my shirt and started jiggling like a crackwhore on the dancefloor. Camwhored with Lizzy and Heah! until it was time to go to Lianne's house.

Lianne's house is awesome. Played 30 seconds there and there was much screaming and shouting. Joy's clue of "Big white dog" to describe "David Spitz" turned my guess into "David Snoopy" and various other random pieces of nonsense.

People got thrown into the pond against their will and better judgement for those who had their phones. Willingly jumped in after Bryan's dad agreed to fetch us home. Heah and Elbert were wearing white and a certain someone has moobies. Kegan and I swam in jeans, my pink t-shirt billowing up around me like marilyn manson's skirt in that oh-so-infamous picture. Took plenty of pictures of people in the pool and people being pushed into the pool and people being pulled into the pool. Took a sec 4 group shot with me caressing a blade of grass in a very loving manner ala cleophatra and I look like a super whore aka it turned out awesome.

Also I have to go and do maths now or else alim will keel my skinny ass tomorrow. i'm aware that this post is alarmingly retarded but I don't care. My defence will be that I just read ivanlee's blog and thus am quite affected by it. Maths calls, i must answer it's retarded duck-like call.

Oh, and in the case of a Hollywood fancy-dressup party?

Sylvester Stallone will dress up as Mozart.
Will Smith will be Beethoven.
Arnold [insert surname] will be Bach.

Read it out loud if you don't get. Kudos if you do. Cry if you don't.