Tuesday, July 29, 2008

"
Mr Imran - Eh? When did ZhengXian become Hellboy?
"

Inside joke ( aka you need to have actually looked at ZhengXian this week )

Lianne's birthday party on Sunday was teh awesome. Worship/Crossroads in the morning was teh awesome also. Heah! woke up and decided to wear nothing under his hoodie and wore some oversized-boxer shorts that resembled a picnic table. Heah! and I conspired to hurl LizFong ( henceforth lovingly known as Lizzy ) into Lianne's pool but that turned out so differently. Crapped around with Nat, Timo, Robin, JZhang and Bryan in the room before Joseph came in to inform us of Justyn's birthday. So we adjourned to the adjacent room where we sang and promptly made Beethoven spin in his grave by banging away on the piano and drums. Timo and Nat are drum prodigies man! Rock on!

Waited in the social hall after contemp and had huge questionably-innocent fun with abby's massager/tazer/vibrator ( as megan lovingly called it ). Went around vibrating people's necks and enjoying their shocked screams until i got it dropped down my shirt and started jiggling like a crackwhore on the dancefloor. Camwhored with Lizzy and Heah! until it was time to go to Lianne's house.

Lianne's house is awesome. Played 30 seconds there and there was much screaming and shouting. Joy's clue of "Big white dog" to describe "David Spitz" turned my guess into "David Snoopy" and various other random pieces of nonsense.

People got thrown into the pond against their will and better judgement for those who had their phones. Willingly jumped in after Bryan's dad agreed to fetch us home. Heah and Elbert were wearing white and a certain someone has moobies. Kegan and I swam in jeans, my pink t-shirt billowing up around me like marilyn manson's skirt in that oh-so-infamous picture. Took plenty of pictures of people in the pool and people being pushed into the pool and people being pulled into the pool. Took a sec 4 group shot with me caressing a blade of grass in a very loving manner ala cleophatra and I look like a super whore aka it turned out awesome.

Also I have to go and do maths now or else alim will keel my skinny ass tomorrow. i'm aware that this post is alarmingly retarded but I don't care. My defence will be that I just read ivanlee's blog and thus am quite affected by it. Maths calls, i must answer it's retarded duck-like call.

Oh, and in the case of a Hollywood fancy-dressup party?

Sylvester Stallone will dress up as Mozart.
Will Smith will be Beethoven.
Arnold [insert surname] will be Bach.

Read it out loud if you don't get. Kudos if you do. Cry if you don't.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

"
Me - Imagine if all us [4G people] set up a hotel. Wouldn't that be awesome? I'd be customer service... Please ma'm, bore someone else with your questions.
XinWenn - Err...okay...
Daniel - I think it'd be called Hotel Rwanda.

"

Kudos to Daniel for reminding me about the quote.

Also, I've cleared my tagboard because of the HUGEEEE amount of tags there. And if I answer one, OCD will make me answer all of them. So just clear and I'll start answering tags again as they come. I hope ^^

Anyways, piccies from Camp Emerge '08 ( The only E.M.E.R.G.E I have anyway ).

Clicky!

Yongyong and Smiley
Davis, Me and silly Joel.
Davis, Me. No silly Joel.
Our smoked salmon salad appetizer ^^ Was plenty delish.
TingFong ( with an awesome pink tie ) and Justus.

Rawr. Thus ends Camp Emerge.

Short post, since it's 7 minutes past 1 in the morning and I really ought to go to sleep. And I will, just after this blog post.

Camp Emerge was pretty awesome. Most of the talks were interesting enough to pique my attention ( a rarity in itself ) and I really learned a lot from a lot of the speakers. Mr Liak in particular was bloody hilarious. No sh*t? Got sh*t!

Realized that I have three paths in life that I'm really interested in pursuing. Tourism and Hospitality is one that I'm giving the most thought to, because it sounds really appealing, and there's just a part of me that is just yearning for this. But is this passion or the impulsiveness of young? I don't know. Then there's Education which is like duh. And unsurprisingly Law and specifically, Litigation Law. While I've always toyed somewhat with the idea of pursuing a career in Law, Ms Nithi ( Nish's mum ) really put things into a fun perspective. With the description of the typical atypical lawyer, what it takes to be one, what it takes to be a good one and how they work... Well, it suddenly seems quite interesting to me.

Ahhh. The flame of passion or the spark of impulsiveness? I cannot tell.

Whatever it is, I'm still pursuing a JC->Uni education then deciding my degree from there. Safer I guess, rather than throwing myself headfirst into something and then realizing that it's not exactly what I thought it was, or wanted.

Of course, that's only if I get into a good JC. Specifically, VJC. And by the looks of my current grades ( a bloody F9 for Amaths which doesn't look like it's improving anytime soon ) that's going to be quite the mean feat to achieve.

No, the mean feat is NOT the average of all feats.

And to that person out there, I'm praying for you. Just have faith in God, and trust him to help you through this. He will, so have faith in Him!

Friday, July 18, 2008



Words just can't describe how happy I am right now.

A really big thank you must go out to that person who has been so steadfastly supporting me throughout this entire time that I really needed a person whom I could lean on. Really, it's been an awesome time with him, and just talking about everything under the sun. God brought this person into my life in such a way that's just so...so...well, almost magical as I look back. It's like a full circle thing, how he came into my life and helped me put it back together again. A real huge "THANK YOU!" to that person, you know who you are ^^ THANK YOU!

And well, for another person, if you still read this, I'm super glad we're back together again. I've really learnt a lot in this time of your absence, and I'm really sorry for what's happened, and I'll really try to make up for things and become a friend, a real friend this time.

God works miracles, simply miracles. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord! Praise be to You!

Wednesday, July 16, 2008



I CAN"T TAKE MATHS ANYMORE!!!

Friday, July 11, 2008



(Burger King)

"
Rahul - I'm going to get 6 points for Prelim 2! Straight A1s!
Davis - Oh yeah, sure.
Rahul - Except for English and Hindi.
Me - Uh huh.
Rahul - And Emaths, Amaths, History, Geog, Chemistry and Physics.
Me - Huh?
Davis - [Spluttering with laughter] Isn't that like...everything?
Tamin - [Lying on the table having a weird laughter seizure]
Me, Rahul, Davis - O.o
Rahul - Is he going to vomit?
Tamin - [Pretends to vomit]
Rahul - Son of a- [Leaps out of his seat] Don't vomit! The power of Christ compels you!
Me - O.o

(A minute later)

Me - Ok so recap. 6 points for me. 6 points for Davis. 6 points for Tamin. 6 points for Rahul. Except for those 8 subjects he takes.
Tamin - [Laughter seizure again]
Me, Rahul, Davis - O.o
"

I was back in school today. Awesome.

Most of the 4Gians were terribly distraught pleasantly surprised to see me back safe and alive and not dying painfully and/or dead. Nishant showed the greatest reaction with this huge shocked look that was borderline horrified. But of course, he was just immensely happy to see me.

Apparently Joseph didn't notice I was gone, despite sitting next to me in Literature. And not having me poke, prod or in any of my various ways disturb him for the past three days. Which I do quite often so it's hard to miss the absence... Oh well, Joseph.

Cleared up loose ends after school since apparently Mr W declared a Defcon Red Alert about my Chemistry File. Yi Zhe ended up doing it for me. Here's a choice extract of the convo:

"
Me - Yi Zhe, did you help me do my file?
Yi Zhe - Yup, you can thank me. [Beams]
Me - But your handwriting sucks!
Yi Zhe - What the hell?
Me - Ok, thanks... But really. Why you? Your handwriting looks nothing like mine...
Yi Zhe - Dunno.
"

Headed off to lunch at Burger King ( despite the explicit orders to "Avoid milk and fried/oily foods" ) with Davis, Tamin and Rahul. Had one of the most awesome lunches ever with them. Seriously, it was so awesome that it can't even be put into words. It's just that feeling of being with close friends and just having lunch, crapping and joking about anything and everything under the sun that just blows my mind away. It's not even just friendship, it's like something even more enjoyable than that. And I don't have words for it! I really can't put a name to the feeling, or even begin to describe that feeling!

But everyone has it and you guys know what it's like ^^ I love my friends. So awesome.

So awesome.

Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

Thursday, July 10, 2008



Looks like I'll finally be able to go back to school tomorrow.

For those of you clueless, I've been down with gastric flu since Youth Day, and the aching pains didn't really make me feel youthful at all. Been sick at home for the past 3 days, today marks the 4th and HOPEFULLy the last because I really cannot afford to miss another day of school. Yes that's right, I MISS SCHOOL!

No I haven't gone bonkers. I just miss the awesome people there. So with any luck, tomorrow I'll be back at the usual table at 6.55 A.M ready to dispense love, joy, laughter and copious amounts of sarcasm to Tamim, Davis, Chun Yong, Edwin, Ashwin, Kenneth and Eugene. Whee, such fun.

Missed out on a whole lot of crap though, so there's plenty to be caught up on? I dunno, is that the correct phrase? Beats me. Then again, my fried is brain after all the vomitting and diarrhea. Such fun!

I WANNA GO BACK!