Monday, January 14, 2008



I hate Mother Tongue. More specifically, I hate Mother Tongue Classes. Absolute boring shit. Reading the textbook is just so enjoyable; it fills my heart with laughter and joy. Absolutely, no kidding. It was so interesting, I finished revising Refraction. That's how utterly interesting MT lessons are.

My PSLs are a bunch of sick-ass psychos. What with their weird fetishes and raging testosterone, being surrounded is a safety hazard. Wei Loong's [censored] of Kasidet followed by Fu Zhi's mention of Wei Loong and his [censored] is just so [censored] wonderful. As a kind and responsible senior, I am very deeply traumatized.

Almost fell asleep during English.

Literature was as usual. Crap, suan, insult, Fahrenheit451, crap, suan, insult, youtube youtube youtube dismiss. Nothing special. Makes me glad I took Literature.

Had lunch with Tubbles and FuZhi, then went to hang out with the A/B/C PSLs since their class had been postponed. After many sick opinions transpired and a healthy amount of testosterone was released [Get your minds out of the gutter ( I was here first and there's only space for one anyway)], I went up to 1D to see them moving to the ground floor behind-library pull-up area.

It started drizzling, and we nomaded' our way to the Parade Square. Some people were very emo about it -.-"

Revised Isotopes with FuZhi ( my Chemistry reeks of phail ) and then went to join 1D in playing PhoonYiDuck and Goose, and then Husband, Wife and Slut. I was an excellent wife, before I went to be Yu Fan's wife. Being all PMS'y, I happily bitchslapped him every time he was winked at. Yu Fan screamed in what I suppose is joyous pain. Or maybe just pain, I'm not sure.

So being nice a douchebag, I 'accidentally' lost Yu Fan to become a Slut. He then quickly seduced someone else. My new Wife was absolutely desperate to keep me because I'm handsome enough to die for, that he gave me gratuitous ( I actually had to look up the spelling for that ) amounts of Love. By "Love" I mean practically endless slappings. It was to die for. Or die from.

After my back was redder than a spanked bryanfoong'sbaboon's ass, we finally stopped to do a cheer. Farhan and Caleb led the cheer, and a well good job they did too. Dismissed them, then went down to 1B to stalkobserve Kasimum/Tubbles/YuLiang/Eusebio.

5 minutes later we were back in the Parade Square, combining with 1A and 1C for a mass-cheering session. It was raining very heavily. Very very heavily. There was much screaming as the poor boys panicked as they tried to escape the vicious rain.

Obviously Rain is dangerous. As in, the weather. The other rain is dangerous because he looks like a decomposing hippo.

Had VS Unite ( again ) then went down to the PSB room to talk with Fu Zhi and Bih Yau. Haha, talked for like what...1.5 hours? Learnt a LOT about them, and my hopes for both of them have been not only "resurrected" but even increased. Let's hope that they'll really live up to expectations! =)

Pizza for dinner. Yummay.

Ok, got to sleep now. I leave you with the comedic genius of Miss Catherine Tate:
[Literature]