Saturday, August 11, 2007



[Fuji Ice Palace]
Me - [ Crash collision ] 'Should make it lah'
Other guy - [Sticks out skates]
Me - 'Oh shit.' [ Crashes ]
Yang En - 'Haha WOAH!' [Collapses]
Me - 'Haha.'

Doing an MSN survey for Desmond now =)

Ok, since Danial has practically implored me to do a more bitchy relaxed post that doesn't make him feel like playing the wrist violin, I shall agree.

Kk, so today I woke up at 8.15 instead of my planned 8.45 because Dad bought noodles for breakfast and mum hollered for me to go and eat. So I drowsily dragged myself out of bed and brushed teeth et cetera. My gums bled again today, the coppery taste of blood is so common nowadays.

And I have a 'pet' lizard in the bathroom. Her name is Lizzie, fondly named after that uber Magic School Bus lizard...Lizzie. Duh.

Parents dropped me off at City Hall (an important fact that slipped my mind later) Originally, I was suppose to meet Yang En and Alphonsus at Raffles Place. Being so absorbed in my Stephen King novel, I completely forgot that I was NOT at Raffles Place but instead City Hall. Thus, our arrangements to meet on the train went all wonky. Not really a big deal for me, since I simply finished the novel on the 25min down to darling Jurong East. A place which I visit like once a year. If even that much.

Yang En wore a long-sleeved shirt as usual. Vincent was kao saiBrown Ranger. Alphonsus, amusingly, wore 3/4s Promptly made our way to the wonderful land of fake ice, snow and really cute toddlers.

The entrance fee was like $16 bucks. Thank God for that $50 from my parents today =)

Got the boots weapons and uber-sexy blue mittens that not only did not match my outfit, but made me look like some misshapen beast from deep-in-da-sea. In any case, none of the other gloves could fit except for the nice pink ones and Yang En would probably laugh his balls off if I wore pink so no no no way.

Ice-Skating itself was pretty instinctive. Swore not to fall down after that whole horrible incident at 8-years old when some guy fell down, had a seizure and promptly died which terribly traumatized me for like a minute or two I suppose. As a point to note, Yang En never did see his B.C.C.B anyway, which was the intended purpose of going there.

Instead of Yang En's B.C.C.B though ( I hear Charlene outside laughing like a demented banshee)
we met this uber-cute guy called Lennel who is 6-years old and skates damn well for his age. He likes to poke Vincent and me in the balls though, because of his height. I'm not sure about Alphonsus and Yang En just plain won't admit that Lennel does prod him in the balls too. He probably enjoys it but I shall not further elaborate.

Lennel also likes Alphonsus' shoes and using Alphonsus as a mount of sorts. He also almost strangled Alphonsus while doing so.

During our 3 1/2 hour stay at Fuji Ice Palace, Yang En made me fall a couple times while trying to turn around me, failing and promptly crashing into me. The little kids there were also dangerous obstructions because them and their fake-old-people-crutches-guide-thingies are a major hazard because people like me crash into them and tumble over. They are vicious beasts I tell you and they do it on purpose.

And of course, that quartet of girls deserve a mention too for skating towards us, almost falling down and blowing my eardrums to smithereens with their shrieks.

We took lots of pictures on the ice and the ice is really wet and my jeans were super frozen not too mention my feet. Stuffed ice down Vincent's shirt and Yang En's shirt front, the latter having the ice sliding down his arm in what must have been a thoroughly enjoyable experience, judging from his frenzied jiggling and convulsing. Of course he tried to take revenge, during which I smashed a huge ice sludge into his jacket. I don't think he noticed, and I didn't point it out so unless he reads this post ( which he better ) he won't know that for about half an hour he was skating around with this huge white patch on the back of his jacket.

Lennel was uber-cute and his voice is like Darryl's. Only Darryl's is in need of oiling because it's squeaky. Lennel's is just high and nice.

Getting distracted during ic skating is also very detrimental. I'd almost completed one round and was just thinking how nice it'd be if the VsCo- Bam my ass met icy ground in a joyous kiss.

Little children are really scary. I literally almost stepped on a little girl around like my knee height and I completely didn't see her. Same thing at Popular when I almost crushed a girl sitting on the ground, the only warning I got being her hair tickling my ankles -.-

So scary. I could accidentally kill a little child by stepping on them. How must people like Chen Ee feel? Oh wait, of course he's happy.

High what.