Sunday, July 01, 2007



Kegan - "My life group has like 2 girls lah."
Uncle Lester - "Really? You and who else?"

Hee hee, Uncle Lester came back and we were basking in his company. Kegan Jo-Ann and I were just sitting at the table and trying to talk. Which is hard when Kegan just got retainers and can only chew in (number of roots in b^2-4ac>0) spots, Jo-Ann is still dreaming/fantasizing about her wonderful US$650 androgynous male/female/Idunno doll and I was just plain damn stoned. Then the ever-gregarious uncle lester joined us and the conversation flowed =) By the way, Uncle Lester, if you're reading, tag please =)

Cool I used smilies. Go me. I am cheerful!

Oo, John just called me to ask if I could go "model" for their (Who's their?) Victorian Challenge. Unfortunately, since *ahem* might *ahem* and need me tomorrow, I declined. I'm so nice and truthful. Linus, you rock my socks!

And Jordan's blog entry about him being Dora the Explorer tickled me immensely. I can just see Darryl and shaneCHUN TECK acting(debatable) as two dysfunctional explorers while Dora the Explorer (Jordan) leads them through land mines, quicksand and other natural health hazards, all in the name of pioneering. I remember something about battling a tiger, but that falls under natural health hazards I suppose. I can't remember if I had a CCP skit, but I bet it sucked. Oh wait..

No no mine was the speech ( any Sec 3s can confirm? ) I think. I vaguely remember my speech being about rabid pandas and someone died. The details are fuzzy, much like pandas, only pandas are furry and nice to hug.

Woo hoo, my churchies are the bestest people worxxxx. It's like Robin, Shereen, 8 girls (not me) and 1 guy ( YES THAT'S ME ) and then the ACS:B daoistsguys. I found out that I have volunteered to sing at Crossroads ( some combined youth service thingy ) in September! And by "I have volunteered" I mean "someone put my name". I want to get back into KKMC and this baptism by fire is the last thing I would expect. But it shall be a great experience, because the Bible says so. I think it does. Hopefully it does. Along with the line 'And he sung well, and all rejoiced, and no tomatoes saw flight.'

And ( woot 4 'and's ) Lianne's bible is totally XD lah ( I MUST USE SMILIES OR ELSE I"M UNCOOL AND EMO! ) It's so filled with little tidbits of information that we'd never figure out ( like Covenant was the most sacred 'level' of promise in ye olden days; from Genesis 17, something about God's covenant to Abram ). I should buy one like that because my bible is small, ugly and has a font size that demands a microscope. Lianne's bible is so totally idiot-proof; I need one. *hint*

And Robin told us about Secretary's and Boss day! Unfortunately I think those days have passed us by but there's always next year yeah? APPRECIATE ME PEOPLE!

Haha, church'ing is sooo fun. Much thanks to Yang En for that talk which brought me back to the light. Yang En, thank you so much, and return me 200 pound beauty on tuesday, li zhi wants it.

Yar, I originally wanted to blog because of the survey on Danial's blog and because some people ( read:1) wanted me to blog. So I did and ended up typing all of the above verbal vomit ( in the words of my dear literature teacher Mr Ragnarok Online ). So on with the survey(s)

Shit I closed Danial's blog tab. Damn. Oh wait, if I never told you that you guys would never have noticed. Damn, this is sooooooooooo wasting time I could actually be doing the survey now but instead I'm typing out all this isn't it weird hahahaha shut up linus.



-Two Names People call you?
*Eh. Linus ( in order of most frequent )

-Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now?
* Billabong baby blue t-shirt ( nearly strangled myself pulling out the tag ) and errrrr brown shorts I guess.

-Two Things You Want in a Relationship?
*Trust. Patience

-Two of Your Favorite Things to do?
*Being with the V.S.C.O.E.X.C.O ( DOTS ARE FUN ) and errr... chilling out to music ( which makes me sound so poser. No I have no iPod)

-Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment?
* God and a remedy for a sore throat.

-Two pets you had/have?
* Turtle, Hamster

-Two people who will fill this?
*Yang En and Emersius ( Do it. Now)

-Two things you did yesterday?
* Draw. Kacao Jo-Ann

*Damn "i'm listening to" stuff of Danial's* Must waste time deleting -.-

-Two People that live in your house?
*The dad and the mum.

-Two things you ate today?
*Fried wanton noodles. Mee goreng

-Two people you talked to last ?
*Mum. Auntie Melda

-Two Things You're doing tomorrow?
*DotA? Homework?

-Two ex's that are still your friends?
*None.

-What's Your Status?
*Single.

-Are You Happy with your status ?
*I know it and I can clap my hands =)

-Song listening to right now ?
*The Irritating Humming Grating Noise - My Aircon

-List the things you're doing now.
*Dumb question. Self-explanatory. Idiots who don't understand, move on.

-Favourite song for now ?
*Gatsby Byeol - YouMe

-Your last words
*Yes I know that t-shirt fits me Mum...

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You're supposed to get below 40 points in total to be consdered an angel [guai kia] n if its over..you are a DEVIL [pai kia]

[NOTE] IDanial retyped the question 'cuz the English was horrible mauled.

[ ]Smoked before.
[x]Drunk alcohol before.
[x]Slept with someone of the opposite sex (not have sex).
[x]Slept with someone of the same sex (not have sex).
[x]Gotten into any fights.
[x]Kissed someone of the opposite sex.
[x]Kissed someone of the same sex.
[x]Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
[x]Used vulgarities.
[]Bought porn.
TOTAL: 8

[ ]Taken drugs.
[x]Hate going to the doctor.
[x]Lied to your parents.
[x]Lied to your friends.
[x]Snuck out of the house.
[ ]Done something illegal.
[ ]Cut yourself.
[x]Hurt someone.
[x]Wished for someone to die.
[x]Seen someone die. (How does seeing someone die make me a pai kia. Retarded question)
TOTAL: 7

[ ]Missed curfew.
[x]Stayed out all night.
[ ]Eaten a carton of ice-cream all by yourself.
[ ]Been to a therapist.
[ ]Been to rehab.
[ ]Dyed your hair.
[ ]Received a ticket.
[ ]Been in a wreck.
[x]Been to a club.
[x]Been to a bar.
TOTAL: 3

[x]Been to a wild party.
[ ]Seen the Mardi Gras
[x]Had a fight.
[ ]Had a spring break in Florida. (This is bad?)
[x]Sniffed anything.
[ ]Wore black nail polish before.
[x]Worn wrist bands .(Surveysetter had issues)
[ ]Wore T-shirts with band names.
[ ]Wore black eyeliner.
[ ]Own a 5o Cent CD. (Evil!)
TOTAL: 3

[x]Hugged someone of the opposite sex.
[x]Hugged someone of the same sex.
[x]Gone out with someone of the opposite sex.
[x]Gone out with someone of the same sex. (Friend)
[x]Stole something.
[ ]Been too drunk to remember anything.
[ ]Blacked out.
[ ]Fainted.
[ ]Had a crush on your neighbour.
[ ]Snuck someone into your room.
TOTAL: 5

[x]Snuck into someone else's room. (-.-")
[x]Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[x]Been to the movies with friends. (...)
[ ]Dry-humped someone. (DANIAL HAS OMG)
[x]Been called a slut. (originally blank, then I remembered John Zheng)
[x]Called someone a slut.
[ ]Installed speakers in your car.
[x]Broke a mirror.
[x]Showered at the house of someone of the opposite sex. (SO?)
[ ]Brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
TOTAL: 7

[ ]Consider Mac, Dr Dre, E40 or Mistah Fab your favorite rapper. (I considered them retarded)
[ ]Seen an R-rated movie in theatres.
[x]Gone out with friends to the mall. (-.-")
[ ]Skipped school.
[ ]Had an eating disorder. ( I am not anorexic. Yang En is, go point and stare and prod him )
[x]Hurt yourself before.
[ ]Gone to court.
[ ]Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]Caught something on fire.
[ ]Lied about your age.
TOTAL: 3(000)

[ ]Owned an apartment.
[ ]Cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ]Cheated with someone.
[x]Got into trouble with the police.
[x]Talked to a stranger.
[x]Hugged a stranger.
[x]Kissed a stranger.
[x]Rode in a car with a stranger.
[]Been sexually harrassed.
[]Been verbally harrassed.
TOTAL: 5

[x]Met an online friend face-to-face.
[x]Stayed online for 12 hours straight.
[x]Talked to someone on the phone for more than six hours.
[ ]Watched TV for 12 hours straight.
[x]Been to a fair.
[ ]Been called a bad influence.
[ ]Been cursed.
[x]Prank called someone.
[x]Laid in bed with someone of the opposite sex.
[x]Cheated on a minor test.
TOTAL: 7

[x]Cheated on homework.
[x]Held hands with someone of the same sex.
[ ]Want to be dead.
[ ]Cut yourself.
[x]Hated yourself.
[]Had a crush on someone a decade older than you.
[x]Had a crush on someone.
TOTAL: 4

Now Playing: Shakira - Objection

Add up the total and multiply it by two. That is how much of a bad influence you are.

44*2 = 88

50 is bullshit. Half the things there are retarded. Mall'ing isn't "paikiaish", neither is going into someone else's room. Retarded surveysetter should burn in hell.

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Here's the deal. You look over the following list and see how many of these things you have done. BUT you have to ADD up the money amount along the way. Then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin.


PS, the smaller the amount the BETTER!!!!!

1.smoke - $4
2.kiss someone of the opposite sex - $4
3.cheat in a test - $2
4.kicked out of school - $5.00
5.fought - $4.00
6.steal something - $2.00
7.do drugs - $6
8.went out with someone over 18 - $3.00
9.been in love - $3.00
10.have sex - $5.50
11.slept with somebody of the opposite sex - $4.00
12. recieved/given oral - $4.20
13.arrested - $4.00
14. pee in the pool - $1
15. bully someone younger than you - $2
16.gamble in school- $3
17. made out in the cinema - $2
18. peeped at somebody shitting - $3
19. peed in your pants - $2
20. been to wild party - $4

Err...$26. Not bad.

Lala, it's 12.11am and my throat is still burning like the Sahara Desert. Dammit lah.