Monday, July 30, 2007



Update tomorrow, I promise.

For now, it's been a long day, and I have much homework to occupy me.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007



Me - 'We'll just scream for Band to look up, then push the xylophone down on them as they lean over.'
Alphonsus - 'But I thought Benjamin Lin already go home?'
Me - ' I dunno. I think he did.'
[Several seconds later]
Me - 'Oh I see.'

Haha, performance on the 24th was uber-fun. Lessons in the morning as per norm, then left Pang slightly earlier than needed to go C.O Room, thinking that we'd be the first. Turns out that since Raphael was sick, Yang En and Vincent decided to spend the free periods in the CO Room.

Burnt a little bit of cellulite off my fat thighs by walking to Siglap KFC with Yang En and Wen Jun, since everyone else decided to eat in school. Reached back earlier than expected =) Still a bit late though.

Changed blah blah blah, then moved instruments down. Managed to sprint up from the 1st floor to the CO room to grab my gel in about 1 minute. Not bad, considering I spent half that time trying to open and close the damn door.

Yang En, Alphonsus, Jing Qun and I ( and Zhang ) remained behind to move the rest of the instruments since the transporting-instrument lorry wasn't a lorry at all, more like a toy truck. Hair-styling took place. Yang En made me look like the Esplanade. Alphonsus' hair just looked weird. After threatening to flush his head down the toilet, I managed to get Yang En to make my hair look (decently) nice.

The 'good' refreshments were really quite nice. Although the Lemon Meringue was REALLY sour and tarty. The Coke was nice =) Much camera-whoring took place from everybody. Pics coming later in the entry.

Performance itself wasn't that bad lah =) Chun Jie sounded decent, Kang Ding was ok, Jun Ma was quite bad, but I don't think them ang mohs really noticed.

Went out for dinner at about 9+ at Bedok there, was pretty stoned by that time. Bussed back on a 24 ( I still don't like Bedok ) and reached home about 11. Bathed, did the Rubik's cube again, then promptly conked out. Mum forced me to go school despite my obvious lethargy and exhausted-ness.

Crappy Argumentative essay today, no inspiration. Wrote 3 pages in 20 minutes, then fell asleep. Blah. Bye bye marks. And on the same note of screwed tests, I screwed Binomial Theorem too. Joy.

Best Literature lesson I've ever had, period today. Poor Raphael is down with some eye-related proble, so Ms Koh took over our lesson. Ended up tong-panging with the Sec 4s in what proved to be the most enjoyable literature lesson I've ever experienced.

We did Unseen Prose on this really really interesting poem that really begets much contemplation. The analysis part was truly mesmerized, as we discussed individual interpretations and ideas about the passage. Jun Heng really impressed me with his insightful and deep views and opinions about the poem. His amazing interpretation of a certain stanza literally left me slack-jawed for a few seconds, as I struggled to just reach that level of comprehension. Wow man. Seriously. =)

And since we're on a high note, picture time. Or well really, I've got to upload them first.

Haha, it's going to take forever!


Chairman and Student Conductor worxxxx


Hello Yang En!


Mr Mentor =)


Treasurers Emersius, John and Hin Kai. Smile lah John.


SECRETARIES! Me, Benjamin Lin, Teck Kian. Eyes closed -.-


Darling Sec4s


ExecutiveCommittee(ChineseOrchestra+PeerSupportBoard)


Nuptial? =)


Jingy, Phonzi, Gao sheng de, Hai Quan


English-Advocates!


Jingy, Imba, AmooseMoose


Cam-whoring


Phonzi and Mr -.-


Spastic and Mr -.- again. BenLin smiles omigosh.


Alphonsus and Vincent ( who is trying to act cute )


Ice Cube and Mr Siansational aka Hao Ming


Secretary/Vice-Chair and Vice-Chair/Secretary!

GROUP PHOTO!


Stupid cameraman ( I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! ) didn't tell us he's taking [Insert BenLin face]


Jing Qun and Eusebio, our new committee members pseudo-flanking. Pity Jing Qun didn't manage to poke out Vincent's eye.


I like this one, I look half normal in it. Alphonsus looks great, Yang En too. John looks like he's going to decapitate us all violently. Nice.

Sunday, July 22, 2007



Tag Replies

Wee Bian: Haha no problem you uber sockrocker
Wei Liang: Now got super long post lor. And I'm not addicted, that much, haha =)
Musli: Done and done!
Mu Yao: YAR THAT'S THE BLOODY BUGGER!
Danial: I <3 my disclaimer! And super long post! GO ME!

Bryan - 'Eh, tell me why you're laughing leh.'
Me - 'It's nothing, really.'
Bryan - 'Wah lao, tell me lah.'
Me - 'Serious, it's nothing.'
[Some time later]
Wei Liang - 'Ok lah, we were just laughing at you for fun.'
Bryan -"Wah piang.'
Me - 'Told you it's nothing.'

Haha, it's been what 3 days since I've last blogged? So many things happened, mostly happy, some sad. Been wanting to blog for the past few days, but I wanted to wait till today so I wouldn't just start, get distracted and then make some half-assed entry.

Oh by the way, certain events have made me contemplate the practicality and usefulness of a password-protected blog. In any case, if I do decide to implement a password, the password will be the answer to 'What Connects?'

Anyway, on to the events.

Friday was dear Wee Bian's birthday. Spent the morning in a frenzied rush to try and get the JL photos orders that I (ever-so-inefficiently) procrastinated. And yay Danial just agreed to do it for me on Monday. This is why Danial is a sockrocker.

Decided to skip the obviously-redundant ELDDS meeting after school to go Parkway with Alphonsus, Bryan and Emersius to buy a cake. We ended up buying a beautiful Chocolate Mousse cake that cost $32.10 divided 6-ways so not really that expensive lah. Bought my now-addicted-to Strawberry Milk Tea and bussed back to school. Attempted a xiaozu in the CO room but that failed dismally. Wei Liang came around 5+, fiddled with the Rubik's Cube for about 10 minutes, then decided to play Bridge. Imba cards lah =) Not I pro.

Celebrated Wee Bian's birthday at MonitorMorningDuty place. Almost didn't get in, thanks to the anal-retentive enthusiastic and hardworking guards *cough* that stood guard. Managed to call the boss of *ahem* to sent someone to get us.

I do not really see the whole point of barring people from entering to eat at the restaurant. Please, the place is so ugly with such eye-searing architecture that no one really wants to walk around anyway. And it's not as if...Ugh forget it. Let me be politically correct for one post.

I love the Black Pepper Pork Chop, even though they are the constant reminder of my uber-major faux pas the first time I went ThaiPan(Get it?) and managed to make such an abominable fool of myself that my misshapen cheekbones felt like they were sizzling with embarassment. Anyway. Wee Bian's recommendation of the Butter Squid was spot-on, deliciously sweet and crunchy, yet with a tangy taste that leaves your tastebuds just screaming for more. The Sambal KangKong was wonderful as always. I love ThaiPan man. Such big portions, such small prices.

Hastily designed Wee Bian's card while he was in the toilet. Alphonsus has beautiful hand-writing =) PSB Minutes shall be very pleasant to read. Wei Liang and Bryan didn't want to fill the restaurant with the exquiste sounds of Bryan's ZiTanMu ErHu playing Happy Birthday so we simply did a faux-choir and sang it the traditional way lorrrrr. Couldn't finish the cake though, a pity, because it was just SO thick and SO chocolatey and SO SO delicious man.

76'd back after that with Wei Liang, pretty much dozing off on the bus after the failed attempt to study Sectors. Ended up Dota'ing and blog-hopping instead of sleeping like I meant to the moment I reached home.

Saturday, woke up at a nice nice VERYLATE 9 A.M. Bathed, changed, stoned waiting for Dad to buy the noodles, got fed up and just devoured bread with O2/OuTuStrawberry Jam and went to meet Wei Liang to go Harbourfront to meet Vincent, Bryan, Emersius, Jing Qun, Wee Bian and *Smiles* to watch a movie and slack and too lonnnnnnnnnng sentence lah.

Yum, just ate KFC for dinner. Back to blogging!

We watched Harry Potter and The Order Of The Phoenix which was a real disappointment. I nearly fell asleep. Remind me to trust reviews. Vincent practically revealed the entire storyline of Deathly Hallows, not that it was all that mysterious and unpredictable anyway.

Had a rather nice doze on the MRT ride to Hougang, been so long since I've actually gotten a seat on the MRT train man.

Got royally bored at Jo-Ann's house. Ended up just reading Deathly Hallows as she slept. Reached back home and realized that since tuition got shifted to today morning, I could just read Deathly Hallows. From the time I started reading...which would be around 12. Counting in it time from start to end PER SE, I took about..14 hours. Of course, I wasn't actually reading for about 6 hours, so I pretty much only took about 6 hours to read the book.

Tomorrow's the performance at Suntec, blah. Kinda excited about it, but not as much as the thought of being with the VSCOEXCO because they just rock. =3 Wish us luck man.

And I really wish Yang En and Benjamin Ong would join us for more stuff. Benjamin should be more out-going and bonded with us, and without Yang En, something's just missing =(

*Originally ended here, then realized I had the stupid music shuffle thing*

I have weird music in my comp, so yeah.

This quiz was ripped off from MUSLICHEEBONG's blog!

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people at their tag boards to ask them to do this!
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

How are you feeling today?
Faith Hill - When The Lights Go Down

Haha, beautiful song talking about the troubles of life and how we battle them. Kinda expresses how I feel today =)

Will you get far in life?
Nanyang Polytechnic - Feng Nian

Huh? Feng Nian SHOULD mean prosperous, so let's go with that,

Will you get married?
Koda Kumi -Ｗｉｔｈ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｓｍｉｌｅ（日本テレビ系「ＰＲＩＤＥ＆ＳＰＩＲＩＴ　日本プロ野球２００６」イメージソング）

YAY!

What is your best friend's theme song?
Celine Dion - That's The Way It Is (Yang En)
Celine Dion featuring Il Divo- I Believe In You (Alphonsus)
Fergie - London Bridge (Danial)

HAHA! SOUNDS LIKE THEM YEAH!

What is the story of your life?
Ayaka - I Believe

Well duh. I exist.
Or do I?
*Weirdeyebrowspasm*

What was primary school like?
Hillsong United - Through It All

=)

How can you get ahead in life?
Dixie Chicks - Not Ready To Make Nice

HAHAHAHAHA! OMG THAT IS SOOOO TRUE

What is the best thing about your friends?
骏马奔驰 (midi version)

ENTHU FAST-PACED FREAKS LAH! =3

What is in store for this weekend?
Jamelia - Superstar

I'll get to see some celebrity lor? OR MAYBE I"LL BE A SUPERSTAR LALALA!

What song describes you?
Chinese Orchestra - Dong

O.o. Oh my.

How is your life going?
Carrie Underwood -Before He Cheats

Blah XD

What song will they play at your funeral?
Rie Fu - Life Is Like A Boat (Bleach)

Haha. My ship sank?

How does the world see you?
Mary J Blige - Be Without You

WAH LAO!

Will you have a happy life?
敢问路在何妨

Must be some reference to my abysmal ( favourite word ) sense of direction

What do your friends really think of you?
Faith Hill - Mississippi Girl

Argh! =( I'm going to kill you guys!

Do people secretly lust after you?
Guy Sebastian - Angels Brought Me Here

YES! I ROCK!

How can I make myself happy?
Hillsong United - Hear Our Praises

Damn straight. Praise me people!

What should you do with your life?
Kelly Clarkson - Walk Away

And to where? A boat?

Will you ever have children?
Martina McBride - Independence Day

Oh my. Every child for himself lor

The Wonderful 5:
1)Yang En
2)Nicolas
3)Daryl Ho
4)Alphonsus
5)Emersius

Thursday, July 19, 2007



Clicky

I wish I was inside.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007



Ms Fox - "A phrase that I use often? Hmm...Give me a second" [Turns around] "Hey boys, what is a phrase that I often use?"
Me - [Without turning around, American accent] "Stick your shirt in"
Ms Fox - "Oh yeah."

I went with Wei Liang, Jing Qun, Wee Bian, Emersius and Vincent to cut hair today. Well, Vincent didn't actually cut.

I do not see a difference. Maybe just a bit shorter. I bet that when I fell asleep, all that woman did was to snip off a bit here and there, then poke me with the scissors to wake me up and tell me it's done.

I am so back to Two-Step man. Total waste of $5.90

Monday, July 16, 2007



Ms Fox - "Well what are you boys doing out here?"
Me - "Mr Ong didn't book a room, so we're now homeless vagrants."
Ms Fox - "Oh, well then, don't let me bother you."
Me - "Yes, hobo-ism is tiring."

8/10 for written persuasive speech, 18/20 for the oratorical component. Raphael Ong nearly exploded when he heard about it.

Fahrenheit 451 has got to be the most intellectually-provoking yet mind-numbing movie I've ever watched. Despite the fantastic thought put into the book, it is so incredibly boring that I dozed off not once, not twice but thrice during the film. And the screen was bloody red. Projector screw-up man.

Rio and Dilraj were being major dumbasses today. From them I would expect more.

Ok, firstly the class was acting like they always do when there's no teacher. That is, just short of outright barbaric behaviour. Nishant was playing with his handphone, Azhri was blasting music like no one's music and that retard Andrew Seow played with his PSP.

Since I am the responsible ever-caring monitor, I put aside my very-intriguing long-overdue E-Maths Exercise 7.4 Trigonometry homework and went to settle the class. Needless to say, that was momentously difficult because they have the common sense of dead cows and some of them smell like it.

Trying to find someone who might actually be half-smart, I told Dilraj and Rio to sit down. They replied "Why me? Everyone else is doing it."

OH WOW!

So just because other people are doing it means you can do it? Ok. Go blow yourself up in a suicide bomb attempt then. Apparently, the fact that other people do it is justification for YOU to do it. Of course, the fact that it is a) dumb, b) wrong and c) a sign of immaturity, you persist in it. For that matter, please go jump off a building because people everywhere are committing suicide.

The dumb people in my class are bloody irritating. Let us examine Zheng Yu. Not only does he have abysmal results, but an attitude to match. He just sleeps and sleeps in class. I cannot wait to see some people retain because it means less people for me to have to 'monitor'. Quite truthfully, I find myself hoping that some people DO retain just to get them out of my life. I will not mention that I am referring to Maximilian or Zheng Yu. Not that it really matters whether I hope they retain or not, since they probably will, going by their results that even my dustbin would regurgitate in disgust. Why are such people allowed in VS. I advocate a culling.

Thankfully, I know MY priorities - studies. I am going to get <10 points for my End-Of-Years if it kills me to do so. In the same manner, I shall also sprint my 2.4km as much as possible. I will beat that timing of 11.20 ( Yang En ) and if I'm really lucky, 10.48 ( Sidney's. ) It amazes me how some people just run so fast. Are there steroid drinks in VS that I am unaware of? I don't think so.

I just found out today that drinks such as Pink Dolphin are not allowed to be brought upstairs, when I asked Yang En to accompany me up to retrieve my Prefectorial Board blazer, and he practically threatened me to put down the bottle. Naturally, I was fairly bewildered by this, seeing as that I have been bringing Pink Dolphin bottles up in front of prefects like Davis, Chang Da, Wilgene, Wilnard, Yang En himself and dear Nawawi. Obviously, whilst I've been complaining about not ever being searched for smuggling items ( which connotates that I am a guai kia ), I am actually unintentionally guilty of committing such a felony! SUPER GASP WORXXX.

And Clifford got sacked for playing soccer at the newly-painted amphitheatre during speech day and kicking a ball over the edge which almost hit our dear OM Mr Chia. which just shows how mind-blowingly dumb, stupid and retarded some people can be. Why on earth would you play soccer in school during Speech Day. Why would you play it at the NEWLY-PAINTED amphitheatre of all places!

Oh yes. Because he's a brain-dead moron.

Lunched with my darling VSCO EXCO which are the best group of friends anyone could ever ask for, I don't care what anyone else says, these guys are absolute sock-rockers and I lurbbe the living shit out of them. Some more than others =)

Anyway. Tunched at Mos Burger with Vincent Ooi, Bryan, Emersius and Jing Qun. Vincent is horrifying in his enthu-ness, asking Bryan to identify songs that he ( Vincent ) has specifically picked because Bryan Doesn't Know The Songs.

Wow. That's like giving a University Maths question to Wei Liang and asking him to solve-

Wait, bad example.

That's like giving a University Maths question to Yang En and-

DAMN!

Last try.

That's like giving a University Maths question to myself and asking me to solve it.

Ughhhhhh...errr..

Perfect.

Crux of the matter is, how can Bryan possibly identify those songs. And even if he can, what has Vincent accomplished besides wasting about 10 seconds of both of their lives and indirectly mine.
The Teriyaki Chicken burger is nice, without the lettuce and onions. One thick slab of succulent chicken slathered with teriyaki sauce and mayonaise lying in between two huge thick buns is like heaven.

And tomorrow shall be a wonderful spectacular absolutely lovely cca-defining day for VSCO. I cannot wait.

Haha!

Sunday, July 15, 2007



rritant His post makes me smile, because firstly it humiliates Li Chieh and just shows how stupid and retarded Li Chieh is.

Yes Li Chieh darling, I am manipulating ELDDS if you want to know. I'm manipulating it and improving it, alongside Glen and Li Zhi so if you want to fight me go ahead. I'm trying to see if I can kick you out of the club in an attempt to somewhat salvage our already besmirched-by-your-face reputation.

I completely forgot about the anti Li Chieh badges. Seeing as that we're probably getting ELDDS badges, requesting for anti Li Chieh badges shouldn't cost much more. But we need a design. Something simple and nice, that conveys the message instantly. Like a picture with a hole through the head. With lots of blood. That would be perfect.

Alphonsus just gave me the link to our darling conductor Vincent Ooi's ( Look at how I carefully crossed out the 'darling' ) spasticated video on how a certain VSCO member magically grew taller. To experience the brain-killing horror yourself, click on this link.

Tomorrow is another PSL session, theme being Victorian Challenge - Post Mortem. Should be rather nice, because I'm going to go admire their finished painting/mural at the 5th floor. It looked beautiful the last time I saw it, and it was only half-finished then so it should be uberuber now.

This afternoon, I heard some god-awful screeching and wailing and thought it might be fighting cats, or maybe a cat getting stoned or something. After managing to stem the bleeding in my ears, I realized that I could actually pick out certain English/Mandarin/Hokkien words amongst the ghastly cacophony.

Turns out it was actually my neighbours-down-the-road attempting the mystical musical art of Karoke. They have a pretty voice. Pretty horrible. I'm not kidding. I didn't hear two correct notes in a row. They managed to butcher, mutilate and spindle every song that they tried to sing. It sounded like a cat being castrated with a blunt chainsaw then lobotomized with dynamite.

And it's near 10 o clock and I'm still very grumpy, as I have been for the whole of today. Toodle-doo to all you fools.

Weng Keong's Blogpost

Saturday, July 14, 2007



Mr Wong - [Falsetto] "Put down your burger down, come move the plants now."
Me and Danial - [Giggle]
Berwin - "Ok." [Puts burger down on the X marking the spot where prize recipients bow]
Me - [Louder giggle]
Mr Wong - "You siaow arh? Put it someone else lah!"
Berwin - "Ok." [Puts burger on prize table in a row]
Me - [Uncontrollable laughter]

Yang En - "Vincent hurry up, tomorrow is Monday already!"
Vincent - "Huh, why?"
Yang En - "Because you eat finish your SUNDAE already."
Me - [Blink]

Ok, people people relax, I is here to blog about Victoria Challenge and Speech Day worxxors. And Bedok.

Firstly, Victoria Challenge was super blah for me. Victoria Challenge, PER SE. As in, the Challenge itself. Since I already more or less did my part getting those two cameras without which they'd have just died died died and then died a bit more, I spent the rest of the day ( read afternoon ) in the C.O room playing House Of The Dead.

PSB, MC, CO all bought balls from Class 3B because we just really rock. Alphonsus >rocks not because he's Chen Ee's senior ( and therefore literally >rocks ) but because he managed to get our CO ball signed by Mr Teo Ser Luck and Mr Low today( who are both also uber-ful ).

Yang En managed to kick the ball into the 3C pizza and ended up splattering pizza around in a messy messy fashion. I was super wtf.

The rest of the night was spent in similar slacking fashion. Frantic spastic futsal/retardedsoccer, spastic midnight conversations, spastic people who play House of the Dead 3 for 3 straight hours on my comp and end up busting the left click button ( you bitches ) , spastic conversations, again.

Went to McDonalds at 10+ with Bryan, Yang En, Wee Bian, Emersius, Chen Ee and Jing Qun. Was quite hungry, ended up eating 1/10th of a McChicken and instead pigging out on a Hot Fudge Sundae. Walked back playing some lame linking chinese game thingy because I wanna improve my english. Wee Bian is the faux pas king. All the funny funny thing come out. Tou Jing ( Turban ) Hong Goal ( Punggol ) and all the other spasticated crap. Planned to climb into school, but since the gates were open, we went in the normal way.

Wanted to go bake cakes with ElmoCakes, but MrYou was apparently having some hissy fit and so we decided to stay in the room. Ended up "trying" to sleep at 2 because people like Yang En "need their sleep." I, quite frankly, thought it ridiculous that we should waste a night over in VS which such company in such a manner. He disagrees but I doubt he reads my blog anyway and I can't really bother to be nice anymore. Anyway. Since everyone more or less looked pretty stoned by then, and I was the only "normal" one, bo pian follow them lor. Ended drifting very slowly into sleep, and very fast out of it. Only really 'slept' at 3.30, and then only until 3.45. Stayed awake thinking about some crap, then Alphonsus came over to where I was at about 4. Woke Wen Jun up rather easily via violent shaking. Yang En I didn't want to shake in case he kicked out since he'd have hit either me or the person sleeping next to him. As it turned out, Yang En took like forever and eternity to actually get up because he needs his beauty sleep. I'd admit I was pretty damn annoyed, really.

For some reason, the four of us went to the toilet ( later joined by John ) and watched as Yang En washed up. I dunno why also. Anyway. Decided to make sunrise watching compulsory for the Sec 2 Comm. They complained, I pretty much didn't give a damn either way since they were going regardless. John didn't go because he wanted to sleep and probably another reason I better not post. Jun Jie joined us, Jason didn't. Chased Ernest, Nicholas Teo and Yi Jie out of the room because the first two were being ungrateful idiots and we couldn't leave Yi Jie inside the room ( we didn't know Jason would still be inside ). Phoon Yi remained inside, though I suspect he left anyway.

Walked to East Coast Park, Bedok Jetty at about 5. Did Green Bottles and spastic Nursery Rhymes while waiting for Jing Qun when he kana stomachache. Alphonsus and Yang En decided to hold a (probably) impromptu Leadership talk, excluding me. I'm still feeling quite annoyed about that, but it's most probably shallowness and ego on my part so ignore that yeah. Just wanted to vent a bit of my annoyance at being 'ostracized'/excluded from it. Personally, I think Yang En and Alphonsus have views too similar.

I've just added a disclaimer to ward off stupid people who think my posts are the be-all-end-all. What most people do not realize that is that this is a blog. And that this is my opinion. Yes I stand by what I say, otherwise I wouldn't say it. But it's my opinion. I expect my (few) readers to have a brain capable of differentiating opinions from facts.

The Sunrise was nice. Took interesting photos (though nothing that would use negative space or whatever arty-farty techniques like Weng Keong or Mu Yao's photos ) with Jun Jie's camera since I was a dope and didn't bring my camera along.

Walked on the stone-massage ringy-thingy on the way back to VS. My blisters screamed. It was the most comfortable agony I've ever experienced, I think.

EmCeed the closure of V.C. The expected cheer didn't come, probably because everyone was bloody stoned. That's not an excuse though, and I've a feeling we've disappointed the Black Shirts.

Slept a good 20 minutes in class waiting for dismissal. Got the key from Alphonsus, and tried not to sleep on 76. Did anyway, overshooting my stop again by 4 stops. Bussed back since I had a heavy haversack and laptop and was pretty bloody tired anyway. Came back, had a super nice shower, DotA'd a bit then ate lunch and conked out. Mum bought noodles for dinner. Parents and Auntie Melda went to some Down Syndrome's assocation dinner-and-show. Planned to play Dota with Emersius and gang at 8. Fell asleep at 7.30 and didn't wake up until 10. Promptly conked out again until 9 this morning.

The meepok from the coffeeshop 10 minutes away is nice =) Practised Chun Jie in my 45-minute DaZu stint, and one Jun Ma before going down to destroy the workroom door meet Danial and gang in the Staff Workroom. Stoned there for a little while before doing some shit that I cannot remember until it was time for rehearsals. Denny AwYong is super what lah. He's the coordinator, and he doesn't even have the most updated script. So inefficient, and so much time wasted on petty little details that went wrong. Thank God Mr Wong provided enough stress relief.

The Ceremony itself was ok. Majorly screwed up the Sec 1 part, but everything else went pretty ok. Jun Ma was damn nice. Managed to (with Alphonsus' help) get the CO Soccer Ball signed by Mr Teo Ser Luck, Mr Low, Ms Tang, Mr Maran and Jonathan Tan =3 Went to uber-Bedok for Dinner. That was sarcastic, the uber. I hate bedok, a lot. I just hate it. It's damn boring to me. Maybe there're little hidden secrets inside, but I hate the shopping, I hate the location and I just hate the food there. Perhaps there's a little article in some magazine somewhere that lists the haute couture food that can be found there. But a) the CO guys would probably bitch and complain that I'm either too rich or that they don't have the money and b) they wouldn't like the food anyway. Just as a notice, I don't hate hawker food, I just don't particularly like it.

Was damn moody as a result. I just kept suanning Yang En and cursing Bedok and doing both simultaneously. Had Fillet O' Fish and Hot Fudge Sundae for dinner. Yang En was super irritating today. That, again, is mostly due to my already irritable mood. But he sure as hell irritated the hell out of this evening. So bloody annoying. -.-

Took Mrt back to Paya Lebar, then decided to bus back home. A lot shorter than I thought, only needing 45 mins in total. Much faster than I thought. Drank like a big mug of coke and downed Nata DeCoco like free. Then bathed and decided to blog. So yeah.

Tomorrow's Church and I don't quite feel like going, especially when I think about it in this fashion now. Damn it lah.

Today's not a very good day really.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007



[Persuasive Speech]
Nasiruddin - 'Computer games harm your eyes! Look at me, do I look handsome with these specs?"
Class - [Chuckle] "YES!"
Nasiruddin - "BULLSHIT!"
Class - [Guffaw]

Haha persuasive speech was so crappy lah. Totally unprepared for the speech, ended up making a huge but thankfully unnoticed faux pas by accidentally re-arranging my speech. Sounded so disjointed lah.

I am certain that the incredibly hurhur-inducing speeches today are hard to forget. Nasiruddin's emo faux-outburst, Nishant's effortless eloquence, Joel's biting sarcasm and dryness, and Tamim's brilliant impromptu arrangement of his speech.

Tamim's really ok once you look past the exterior lah =)

Victorian Challenge tomorrow. Managed to borrow two video cameras from Media Lab, so many thanks to Ban Liang, Jim, the other AEP'ers, and of course Mr Zabid and Mr Tan for being such good sports to lend us the cameras on such notice. The cameras are with Rio now, and I cannot decide whether to let Rio screw everything up, or step in and help.

I look forward to tomorrow night. It promises to be a bunch of fun, and I shall thoroughly enjoy myself with the CO guys. How can a night not rock when you're spending it with a bunch of such magnificent sock-rockers lah?

HAHA I"M GOING TO PLAY DOTA WITH SIDNEY NOW!

Tuesday, July 10, 2007



Me - 'They'll ask stuff like why you want to be a black shirt.'
Chun Yong - 'Because black looks good on me.'
Me and Joshua - [O.o]

Chun Yong and Alphonsus are soooo alike, always coming out with super impromptu spontaneous shizz and cold jokes. Joshua was like begging Alphonsus to tell some cold jokes =)

Aiya, found my red shirt after I thought I lost it thanks to someone who told me he threw it away, much to my horror. Victoriana is a disappointment really, since it is a fairly quick read without any particularly juicy morsels, the Makansutra section not included as well. Quite boring really, and definitely not what I was expecting from our Media Club =(

Collected the Victorian Challenge T-Shirts, and they look quite nice actually. Unless Tamim wears them, and then the V-Cut of the t-shirt will allow his monstrous amounts of chest hair to spill out and possibly drown us all in their horror. *Gaspblubberchoke*

SL Interview today was =), I guess. 8 is now my favourite number, reflecting enthusiasm without being fanatical, consideration without being reserved. Typical questions, including the last "tell a joke' one. I told the Elmo one to a few chuckles, looked forced though. -.-

I hate having to tell jokes like that lor.

OMG, I cannot stop listening to the 12 Girl Band - My Heart Will Go On. It is so amazingly beautiful, the melodious harmony of the DiZis, ErHus and GaoHus, not forgetting the smooth lun from the Pipa players. If only VSCO could be of such an astounding calibre...

On a more sombre and angry note, I fricking hate Li Chieh. The little bugger is telling Bryan Tan everything we say, twisted with his own little conniving words because he is just such a bloody little asshole. I don't care if whoever sees this and reports it, I'll stand by it. Li Chieh needs to grow up, and I refuse to stand anymore of his nonsense. One more time and I'll bring him straight to Mr Ee, or Mr Maran or even Mr Chia, depending on how pissed off I am. I cannot stand Li Chieh, he is a bloody asshole and I would love nothing more than to kick him out of ELDDS and just leave him CCAless because he doesn't deserve a CCA. No CCA should be so desecrated, and have their reputation besmirched by such a social, physical and mental retard. If he tries to screw me over just one more time, he's screwed. Bloody screwed, just like his brain, face and body.

Victoria Challenge draws near, and I am quite sad to say that I won't be actively participating in mine. If Rio thinks he can handle it, then go ahead. I am, quite unfortunately, immensely sure that he will fail. Whether I want to step in is another thing altogether, because then I'll have to deal with an emo-failure (Read: Rio) and about 20 dumb people.

My class people are dumb. Today's Geography field trip proved that. Asking them to close up the gaps is like asking a bunch of cows to do Polynomial Division, only the cows have a higher chance of success due to higher I.Q. Some of my classmates are really bloody immature and surround them with other equally or more socially-retarded people and claim they're right. It's quite amazing really, I probably have enough material from my class to write and publish a thesis on the subject of "Stupidity'. Maximilian, for example, forces me to contemplate if he is a mutant and genetic anomaly. Perhaps his ass has been mixed up with his face, because the same thing comes out both ends - shit. This is further emphasized by the apparent presence of large heavy objects inside his 'head'. I presume these objects are rocks, something is occupying the cavity that should house a brain.

There is still salvation for some of them, people like Darrell, Jim, Ban Liang and Nishant, who at least aren't as far gone as Max. But seeing as that Max is the barometer by which we measure dysfunctionality, the aforementioned names aren't too 'saved' yet. But these is still hope.

I shall bring my laptop to school on Thursday. I will be playing games until I am needed, which won't be until night. As I see things though, I'll probably end up running the thing together with people with Chun Yong, Davis and John which is good because they rock. Especially Chun Yong. Chun Yong rocks my VS socks. My friends are totally sock-rockers.

I have listened to Not Ready To Make Nice about 10 times while blogging and I'm not tired of the song. This is a record, most probably because I still feel something in the song that I cannot explain. I am frankly a little reluctant to continue, because magic isn't magic when it's explained.

And now, I leave you guys because I am a student and I need to study tomorrow and I need to rest. Here's the brilliant video I was talking about:

Sunday, July 08, 2007



Emersius - [Puts entry into machine and stands there dumbly]
Me - "Why is he taking so long?"
[Machine rejects card]
Emersius - "Huh? [Long pause] Oh, wrong way."
All - "WAH LAU!"

Haha, Emersius is such a himbo. Took the train in the opposite direction, then put card in the wrong way. So diao.

Anyway, today was Youth Sunday, but I realized that I couldn't make it make in time for Grandmum's birthday lunch, so decided to forego Youth Sunday. Sorry LGers! I'll be there next year, promise!

Lunch was nice. The vegetarian food was almost nostalgic in taste, and absolutely delicious. Beancurd is such a versatile morsel. Fried, boiled or dipped with delectable thick peanut sauce, it was all gooooooood.

Went Tampines Mall to wait for the guys there, worrying if it was going to rain, looking at the overcast dark clouds. Went to the arcade for half an hour after being mesmerized by the little bobbing head thingies at Urban Concepts. The arcade people are brain dead I swear. The Marvel VS Capcom machines were played by people who had no idea what the hell priority moves are, or how to even attack. And that you absolutely do not jump in against Grant in NeoGeo Battle Coliseum because Grant is bloody imba with an imba anti-air move that just kicks pixelated ass repeatedly.

Swam from 4 to 6, fooling around in the pool. Vincent is a vicious therapist and Wee Bian is not far from that. Emersius is just suay, Jing Qun is quite scary and Chen Ee is too tall. Too, too tall. And Vincent is a sick sick bongkia. And heavy. And is lopsided ( inside joke )

The changing room was pretty horrible. I had no idea people were actually daring enough to change butt-naked in the common changing area. The horror. I am scarred and traumatized for life.

Long John Silver is 50% flour really. Found that out at dinner. Had a hard time persuading them to go Pizza Hut to eat because Pizza Hut is nice. Well, apparently a lot of people felt the same way, judging by the damn long queue.

Bussed back home on a 22, and got off a few stops earlier (by accident really, thinking it was a 76) Enjoyed a nice walk back home in another fairly windy night, only disturbed by the damn screeching of cars.

Hans called about SL interview on Tuesday. I am both nervous and excited, no prizes for guessing why. Did my Zuo Wen, although I'm quite sure it's fairly off-topic, but no worries.

Ah. It's a Monday tomorrow, combined rehearsal too. Gah.

And it's been ages since I've posted youtube videos.


Dixie Chicks - Not Ready To Make Nice. This song really rocks.


Madtv Parody - I Will Never Apologize.

Saturday, July 07, 2007



Chen Ee - 'Wah, today rain like crazy, so nice can sleep.'
Alphonsus - 'Did it xia4 zhen4 yu3 ?'
Me -'Wah...Damn cold.'

If anyone notices a blazer sitting in the condemned instruments, don't touch it. There was much horrified and terrified screaming when we first discovered the blazer. It's been placed them for health-related reasons. It's Angus'. We put it there with a ten-foot poh pole. This also means the pole is now contaminated. You know dengue fever? Yeah well this is StupiDengue.

Emersius was forced to dress up in a nice-blue-blazer and long-creepy-robe. This made him look like a beautiful little girl. Which is somewhat creepy.

Banquet'd with Jason, Daryl How, Jing Qun, Alphonsus, Vincent, Bryan, Hin Kai, and JordanThen Bryan and Hin Kai left to go ChengSanning, while Daryl went to play House Of The Dead 4. Bought the usual sashimi+tempura set and bandung. Then we all went up to see Daryl How play, and Jason joined him. They soon died at the imba-spider-boss at Stage 2, and STONE joined us after that. Revenge, Chen Ee, revenge.

Chionged to Victoria Concert Hall after that since we were going to be late or just-on-time. Ended up reaching there at 2.30, getting in, getting shifted down to the actual hall ( instead of our circle seats ) and then watching from there.

KCCO performed Winds Crescenti and Memories of Childhood. Both were ok lah, Winds Crescenti sounded a bit too fast, and cello/bass was totally drowned out in the last part which was a bummer. Tong Nian De Hui Yi had my favourite parts skipped over. And reminded me that I simply cannot play the semiquaver portion at the end. No matter what the hell I do, I can't play that damn part. I can play Wu Tian Lan Diao ( sort of ) and I can't play those stupid 16 damn notes.

Damn it.

'Tissue' was touchingly amusing =) Such a sensitive topic, such a brilliant script. If our VSELDDS could produce something half that caliber I'd break down and cry. However, knowing our standard, i bet that even a damn channel 8 ever-predictable script would be considered 'wonderful' and 'inspiring' and perhaps even 'avant garde.' I say 'avant garde' because it looks nice and the sec 2s and 1s are bongkias anyway.

Youth Sunday tomorrow, red is the colour of the day. I'm tempted to just slip into any of the VS red shirts but that's not allowed =). But I doubt I have red clothes, so I might have to anyway.

Lalala.

Thursday, July 05, 2007



[Edited out]

=)

Hmmm, sick today. Had a bit of a fever, and woke up with a nice little headache. Slept it off, and woke up pretty refreshed at a late-late 10 p.m. Played a bit, then studied till it was time for my dear chinese tuition. Errr yar. Thank god there's no homework ( as far as I know ) for tomorrow, except for E-Maths ( but no one knows the questions -.- ) and zuo wen ( chun yong and dexter are not picking up the phone ) so as far as it stands I am homework free.

That of course does not mean that I did not study. I did =) Go me! I shall study hard and work hard and play hard and be a pseudo-imba. The last of which is impossible because I'm not immensely-talented like certain people. And by certain people I mean Wei Liang and Yang En.

Or maybe I have some hidden talent. Like pottery. Or cooking. Or I'm psychic. Or Maths. Or-

HA! NICE ONE, MATHS! *Spluttergurglechoke*

Mum told me she read my blog today. Frankly, I was quite...errrrrrrr...surprised. and mildly annoyed. but mostly surprised. Which led to me deleting a certain entry. So yeah, let us forget about that entry because it was done at a serious-all-time-low and quite frankly I'm completely over that incident. Looking back it really seems so minute. Perhaps not in its consequences, because I have grown and learnt quite a lot from it. But it is really quite a paltry thing in my life. Does it matter? Not enough =)

Lalala, happy happy happy. I get too emo sometimes. Life should be happy.

EmCee/CO rehearsals tomorrow. I am sorta excited for it.

And I missed 2.4km run today. Which leaves me with 1 week to go running in hopes of improving my current abysmal (I had always typed that as 'abyssmal' until now when spellcheck corrected me. Go spellcheck! ) timing of 14.35. The passing mark is 14.40 so it's so totally bad and I need to improve within one week. I need to beat 11.20. I shall. I must. I will!

Gogogo.

/Rush!
=)

Monday, July 02, 2007



[Gao Xiao Zhi Zhun; in Chinese]
Jack Neo - "This is how Singaporean ghost looks like" [A long-haired girl enters, turns and shows the ghostly face. Then camera zooms out to show the Singapore Girl outfit]
Me - [Laughs and chokes on Nata deCoco]

My room is bloody hot. As in bloody hot. The aircon's turned to 20-degrees but it's like a sweltering oven here. Dad won't let me turn the aircon down to 16-degrees because it'll 'stress' the aircon. Fine, I'll just wake up nice and steamed then.

I spent today slacking instead of going swimming with horny, stone, fag and jingy, or going out with the 2Cers because I wanted to do graphs but I don't have graph paper because i'm a dumb forgetful doodoohead and I need to buy graph paper asap dammit. But I've looked at the questions and they don't look doa-able for someone of my mathematical level. Perhaps Yang En...Wait, perhaps? DEFINITELY Yang En.

As a Secretary, it is my rightful obligation and I will do my job with pride and dignity; because it is an honour to serve Yang En and Alphons.s and be their bitch.

I think I overbolded and overitalicized.

Oh and I found out Maxicheebong has a blog. Predictably it's filled with emo crap and poseur pictures that make me snigger at the wannabe-emoness. Made me laugh.

Daniel hasn't updated his blog for ages. Nishant's is long-dead. Kay Fong more or less updated his. I don't know John's. So yeah, no one else has a blog. 'Cept Imran I guess.

Blah. It's sweltering inside here man and Glen called me in the afternoon to inform me of the wonderful fiasco that I caused and I can't even begin to defend myself because I have no idea what the hell I told Ze Wei on Saturday concerning details of the PSB EXCO meeting planned date. That was a damn long sentence. So yeah, more or less managed to solve it, by calling for a sortof-impromptu meeting tomorrow.

I haven't packed my bag lah shit. Better go do it now, or have to run around tomorrow morning and perspire all over again.

Shit, it's damn hot lah.

Sunday, July 01, 2007



Kegan - "My life group has like 2 girls lah."
Uncle Lester - "Really? You and who else?"

Hee hee, Uncle Lester came back and we were basking in his company. Kegan Jo-Ann and I were just sitting at the table and trying to talk. Which is hard when Kegan just got retainers and can only chew in (number of roots in b^2-4ac>0) spots, Jo-Ann is still dreaming/fantasizing about her wonderful US$650 androgynous male/female/Idunno doll and I was just plain damn stoned. Then the ever-gregarious uncle lester joined us and the conversation flowed =) By the way, Uncle Lester, if you're reading, tag please =)

Cool I used smilies. Go me. I am cheerful!

Oo, John just called me to ask if I could go "model" for their (Who's their?) Victorian Challenge. Unfortunately, since *ahem* might *ahem* and need me tomorrow, I declined. I'm so nice and truthful. Linus, you rock my socks!

And Jordan's blog entry about him being Dora the Explorer tickled me immensely. I can just see Darryl and shaneCHUN TECK acting(debatable) as two dysfunctional explorers while Dora the Explorer (Jordan) leads them through land mines, quicksand and other natural health hazards, all in the name of pioneering. I remember something about battling a tiger, but that falls under natural health hazards I suppose. I can't remember if I had a CCP skit, but I bet it sucked. Oh wait..

No no mine was the speech ( any Sec 3s can confirm? ) I think. I vaguely remember my speech being about rabid pandas and someone died. The details are fuzzy, much like pandas, only pandas are furry and nice to hug.

Woo hoo, my churchies are the bestest people worxxxx. It's like Robin, Shereen, 8 girls (not me) and 1 guy ( YES THAT'S ME ) and then the ACS:B daoistsguys. I found out that I have volunteered to sing at Crossroads ( some combined youth service thingy ) in September! And by "I have volunteered" I mean "someone put my name". I want to get back into KKMC and this baptism by fire is the last thing I would expect. But it shall be a great experience, because the Bible says so. I think it does. Hopefully it does. Along with the line 'And he sung well, and all rejoiced, and no tomatoes saw flight.'

And ( woot 4 'and's ) Lianne's bible is totally XD lah ( I MUST USE SMILIES OR ELSE I"M UNCOOL AND EMO! ) It's so filled with little tidbits of information that we'd never figure out ( like Covenant was the most sacred 'level' of promise in ye olden days; from Genesis 17, something about God's covenant to Abram ). I should buy one like that because my bible is small, ugly and has a font size that demands a microscope. Lianne's bible is so totally idiot-proof; I need one. *hint*

And Robin told us about Secretary's and Boss day! Unfortunately I think those days have passed us by but there's always next year yeah? APPRECIATE ME PEOPLE!

Haha, church'ing is sooo fun. Much thanks to Yang En for that talk which brought me back to the light. Yang En, thank you so much, and return me 200 pound beauty on tuesday, li zhi wants it.

Yar, I originally wanted to blog because of the survey on Danial's blog and because some people ( read:1) wanted me to blog. So I did and ended up typing all of the above verbal vomit ( in the words of my dear literature teacher Mr Ragnarok Online ). So on with the survey(s)

Shit I closed Danial's blog tab. Damn. Oh wait, if I never told you that you guys would never have noticed. Damn, this is sooooooooooo wasting time I could actually be doing the survey now but instead I'm typing out all this isn't it weird hahahaha shut up linus.



-Two Names People call you?
*Eh. Linus ( in order of most frequent )

-Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now?
* Billabong baby blue t-shirt ( nearly strangled myself pulling out the tag ) and errrrr brown shorts I guess.

-Two Things You Want in a Relationship?
*Trust. Patience

-Two of Your Favorite Things to do?
*Being with the V.S.C.O.E.X.C.O ( DOTS ARE FUN ) and errr... chilling out to music ( which makes me sound so poser. No I have no iPod)

-Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment?
* God and a remedy for a sore throat.

-Two pets you had/have?
* Turtle, Hamster

-Two people who will fill this?
*Yang En and Emersius ( Do it. Now)

-Two things you did yesterday?
* Draw. Kacao Jo-Ann

*Damn "i'm listening to" stuff of Danial's* Must waste time deleting -.-

-Two People that live in your house?
*The dad and the mum.

-Two things you ate today?
*Fried wanton noodles. Mee goreng

-Two people you talked to last ?
*Mum. Auntie Melda

-Two Things You're doing tomorrow?
*DotA? Homework?

-Two ex's that are still your friends?
*None.

-What's Your Status?
*Single.

-Are You Happy with your status ?
*I know it and I can clap my hands =)

-Song listening to right now ?
*The Irritating Humming Grating Noise - My Aircon

-List the things you're doing now.
*Dumb question. Self-explanatory. Idiots who don't understand, move on.

-Favourite song for now ?
*Gatsby Byeol - YouMe

-Your last words
*Yes I know that t-shirt fits me Mum...

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You're supposed to get below 40 points in total to be consdered an angel [guai kia] n if its over..you are a DEVIL [pai kia]

[NOTE] IDanial retyped the question 'cuz the English was horrible mauled.

[ ]Smoked before.
[x]Drunk alcohol before.
[x]Slept with someone of the opposite sex (not have sex).
[x]Slept with someone of the same sex (not have sex).
[x]Gotten into any fights.
[x]Kissed someone of the opposite sex.
[x]Kissed someone of the same sex.
[x]Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
[x]Used vulgarities.
[]Bought porn.
TOTAL: 8

[ ]Taken drugs.
[x]Hate going to the doctor.
[x]Lied to your parents.
[x]Lied to your friends.
[x]Snuck out of the house.
[ ]Done something illegal.
[ ]Cut yourself.
[x]Hurt someone.
[x]Wished for someone to die.
[x]Seen someone die. (How does seeing someone die make me a pai kia. Retarded question)
TOTAL: 7

[ ]Missed curfew.
[x]Stayed out all night.
[ ]Eaten a carton of ice-cream all by yourself.
[ ]Been to a therapist.
[ ]Been to rehab.
[ ]Dyed your hair.
[ ]Received a ticket.
[ ]Been in a wreck.
[x]Been to a club.
[x]Been to a bar.
TOTAL: 3

[x]Been to a wild party.
[ ]Seen the Mardi Gras
[x]Had a fight.
[ ]Had a spring break in Florida. (This is bad?)
[x]Sniffed anything.
[ ]Wore black nail polish before.
[x]Worn wrist bands .(Surveysetter had issues)
[ ]Wore T-shirts with band names.
[ ]Wore black eyeliner.
[ ]Own a 5o Cent CD. (Evil!)
TOTAL: 3

[x]Hugged someone of the opposite sex.
[x]Hugged someone of the same sex.
[x]Gone out with someone of the opposite sex.
[x]Gone out with someone of the same sex. (Friend)
[x]Stole something.
[ ]Been too drunk to remember anything.
[ ]Blacked out.
[ ]Fainted.
[ ]Had a crush on your neighbour.
[ ]Snuck someone into your room.
TOTAL: 5

[x]Snuck into someone else's room. (-.-")
[x]Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[x]Been to the movies with friends. (...)
[ ]Dry-humped someone. (DANIAL HAS OMG)
[x]Been called a slut. (originally blank, then I remembered John Zheng)
[x]Called someone a slut.
[ ]Installed speakers in your car.
[x]Broke a mirror.
[x]Showered at the house of someone of the opposite sex. (SO?)
[ ]Brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
TOTAL: 7

[ ]Consider Mac, Dr Dre, E40 or Mistah Fab your favorite rapper. (I considered them retarded)
[ ]Seen an R-rated movie in theatres.
[x]Gone out with friends to the mall. (-.-")
[ ]Skipped school.
[ ]Had an eating disorder. ( I am not anorexic. Yang En is, go point and stare and prod him )
[x]Hurt yourself before.
[ ]Gone to court.
[ ]Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]Caught something on fire.
[ ]Lied about your age.
TOTAL: 3(000)

[ ]Owned an apartment.
[ ]Cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ]Cheated with someone.
[x]Got into trouble with the police.
[x]Talked to a stranger.
[x]Hugged a stranger.
[x]Kissed a stranger.
[x]Rode in a car with a stranger.
[]Been sexually harrassed.
[]Been verbally harrassed.
TOTAL: 5

[x]Met an online friend face-to-face.
[x]Stayed online for 12 hours straight.
[x]Talked to someone on the phone for more than six hours.
[ ]Watched TV for 12 hours straight.
[x]Been to a fair.
[ ]Been called a bad influence.
[ ]Been cursed.
[x]Prank called someone.
[x]Laid in bed with someone of the opposite sex.
[x]Cheated on a minor test.
TOTAL: 7

[x]Cheated on homework.
[x]Held hands with someone of the same sex.
[ ]Want to be dead.
[ ]Cut yourself.
[x]Hated yourself.
[]Had a crush on someone a decade older than you.
[x]Had a crush on someone.
TOTAL: 4

Now Playing: Shakira - Objection

Add up the total and multiply it by two. That is how much of a bad influence you are.

44*2 = 88

50 is bullshit. Half the things there are retarded. Mall'ing isn't "paikiaish", neither is going into someone else's room. Retarded surveysetter should burn in hell.

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Here's the deal. You look over the following list and see how many of these things you have done. BUT you have to ADD up the money amount along the way. Then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin.


PS, the smaller the amount the BETTER!!!!!

1.smoke - $4
2.kiss someone of the opposite sex - $4
3.cheat in a test - $2
4.kicked out of school - $5.00
5.fought - $4.00
6.steal something - $2.00
7.do drugs - $6
8.went out with someone over 18 - $3.00
9.been in love - $3.00
10.have sex - $5.50
11.slept with somebody of the opposite sex - $4.00
12. recieved/given oral - $4.20
13.arrested - $4.00
14. pee in the pool - $1
15. bully someone younger than you - $2
16.gamble in school- $3
17. made out in the cinema - $2
18. peeped at somebody shitting - $3
19. peed in your pants - $2
20. been to wild party - $4

Err...$26. Not bad.

Lala, it's 12.11am and my throat is still burning like the Sahara Desert. Dammit lah.