Sunday, June 03, 2007



Ok i can't think of a quote now I'm very sorry I know you people live on my quotes ( and it's practically the only things you guys read ) and thus I'll make this post more bold'ed'ed'ed and italicized'ed'ed'ed and by the way if you're the kind of guy/girl who needs punctuation marks to stop and let your eyes rest congratulations your eyes just imploded.

Uncle Winston's house toilet is damn cool lah. You like stand in the bathtub to bathe, and directly opposite you is this (almost) full length mirror that practically spans the wall. I can actually see myself soap and bathe! Rubbing soap all over my sensual body...Mmmm heaven.

[Little break for you to clean up your vomit]





Speaking of toilets... the Glacier Point toilet in Yosemite National Park was bloody shitty lah. It's like Au Natural ish and let me tell you it is DAMN natural. It's really just a "room" with a toilet ( AND NO SINK ) and there's this seat and you seat down and woe betide you if you look down. Because you get to gaze into the magical workings of other peoples' business. There's no flush system, whatever comes out just goes straight down.

Although my mum said it's not as bad as compared to some market in Shanghai or something. The toilet ( for girls ) is apparently like just one LONNNNNG drain and you just do your business on top of the drain and if you're last in line you get to enjoy the beautiful sight ( if you look down ) of the waste of others. Desirable.

Ok, now that you guys are sufficiently disturbed/traumatized...

Yosemite National Park was a bit of disappointment lah. 1 1/2 hour drives to everywhere were super enthusiasm killers. Slept most of the time which left me non-energized, but instead feeling half-sedated. And our "condo" was shitty lah. I totally couldn't sleep.

And the National Spelling Bee is damn scary lah. I thought I could spell, looking at the words made me want to crawl into a hole. I mean, words like Fauchard and Serrefine and a whole host of other words... It just blew me away lah.

I'm super home-sick. Or more specifically, CO-Sick.

Over the past few days, I've been dreaming about CO and the COguys every single night. I super super super miss them lah and I hope the proposal has been finished because if it's not I"m going to start slaying some people when I get back.

I'm like so nice on this trip lor. As in, mostly nice. But when I feel like being bitchy, then it all comes out. I'm not talking angry or pissed or mad. I'm talking Red Alert Defcon 1. I'm talking emptying the missile silos and scorched earth. THAT bitchy. And I sorta like it this way. I'm nicer more of the time, but to "compensate" I am a lot more fierce when irritated.

And contrary to popular belief, I do not get irritated easily. Only a few things outright piss me off:

Sheer incompetence
Act-Good-Act-Cute bastards
Clowns

But I've bought my Mortal Kombat: Armageddon. I don't care what the reviews think, the Kreate-A-Fatality and Kreate-A-Fighter features are just so sexy and tempting. And Doom: Destruction of Evil and King Kong

Did I mention blood and violence turns me on? I think it's the result of playing too many fighting games. Till the point where I can practically learn the game within 1 game.

Going up to Las Vegas tomorrow for 3 nights before jetting back to Singapore. Should arrive home on Friday the 8th, 11 a.m.

Bryan, Emersius, Yang En, Wee Bian don't return until the 9th.

PEER SUPPORT HANDOVER BBQ ON 6th. Shit lah, no contact with Alphonsus or any PSL until I return home lorrrr.

I'm so nervous lor.

Blahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I'll go kill people in Heroes 5 now. I love Sylvan. Sprites and Pixies are sexy =) as I can confidently attest to after just staring at them for hours on end.