Saturday, May 12, 2007



Nishant - "Sir, that fish is going to suck your balls."
Me - [Uncontrollable shriek]
Nishant - "Ok...That was weird...."

Ok, this is a BLOODY long post. And I'm typing this out after coming back from god-knows-it-seems-like-500o words. Holy shit it's 7250 words

That reminds me

*Adds Nishant's and Marcus' blogs*

Done and done.

Literature remedial in the morning was quite fun. Raphael was bitching about having to go back to the school on Saturday. Joseph and I predictably did not understand why he was so unhappy after all there is no such thing as a saturday where we don't go back to school. Unless it's like exams, which I then have remedial for.

Ahhh, the joys of Chinese Orchestra. Which also reminds me that there's the upcoming teachers' evaluation which bodes quite bad for me especially after the whole attendance shitscapade.

And I am totally addicted to Ayaka's I Believe, not to mention Avril Lavigne's The Best Damn Thing album. Specifically, Keep Holding On, When You're Gone, Girlfriend and Everything Back But You. I lurbbe it.

Literature seems somewhat less daunting now that the structure's been simplified. Of course, the need to memorize the entire Act 1 and Act 2 does not score any Lurbbe-Points from me but meh, I took Literature and I'll stick with it.

Just realized that I might have to drop Physics. Which would suck, because that would make me a Seven-Subber and I vowed never to be a 7-subber. No offense to you 7-subbers out there, but I just really cannot take the thought of being one. I'm smart dammit, and it's just this stupid lack of drive within me that's crippling my motivation. If that even makes sense at all.

Damn, I don't wanna participate in the stupid public speaking competition le. Looked through it again, and I cannot really see the point in it. I might have to miss the CO camp, and I would rather, MUCH RATHER, attend the camp.

KEEP HOLDING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LURBBE AVRIL LAVIGNE"S ALBUM!

Um, err, yar.

Thought that they ( referring to the rest of the lit boys sans Zhi Yuan and Daniel ) were playing soccer which made me contemplate joining it, but they went to play pool instead. Since I'm bored to tears by the sight of long sticks connecting solidly with big round balls, I went home instead. Had a nice nap on the bus, surprisingly. Although there was this disgusting uncle in front of me who was snapping possible every single bus-etiquette rule there is written. Or unwritten for that matter.

Avril Lavigne is instilling in me a sense of wanting to jump up and dance my ass off to I Can Do Better. But that would look weird, my spine already hurts and I don't feel like snapping something.

The past few days have made me realize what great friends Shervin and Danial are, so if you guys are reading this ( and you better be ), many thanks to you guys for the crash-courses, bitch sessions, emo sessions. Not so much the rape sessions, because my pants don't like being ripped off for fun. But those were fun to a certain degree, lah. The MC room is like so so fun to be in , with the right people, and the right atmosphere, and the right time. Laalalalalala. Pillow fights, intensive study sessions, pseudo-orgies, shervin's attempts to gay with me thanks to Avril's songs ( which I MUST reiterate that I lurbbe ) ...Fun fun times.

I wish I were in MC...And EXCO. But since we already have monitors that are, I suppose, good enough, it's just something I'll have to live without. Unless Mr Imran decides to kick them out. Then I and Chun Yong will run for Assistant Monitor and Monitor, respectively. However, the odds are against that, since I get the impression Mr Imram just doesn't care about our class outside of a strictly teacher-student relationship. It's quite sad lah, but meh...

Looks like after exams, it's back to CO room. Which is the way it should be really, since I'm embracing my sort-of-new leadership roles.

Friday was super super-fun lahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Danial, Shervin, Wei Jie, Nicolas and of course yours truly went out to lunch at Mos Burger, meeting up with Chang Da and Yang En on the way. Yang En was practically gaying with me on the bus, but it's Yang En so it's ok because I still have Emersius =) Anyway,

Yang En slapped my ass at the Parkway bus stop
I repeat : PARKWAY BUS STOP!

Hell man...It was like lunch time, and I found myself fervently praying no one saw that. Impossible, since it's Parkway which seems like it should be self-explanatory, especially to me. And it would taken something of massive distractive-proportions to draw about 100+++ peoples' attention away. I'm not talking old lady falling down here, I'm talking Fiona Xie re-filming running-down-orchard-road-in-bikini scene in Parkway. That will distract the guys. Then to control the girls, Julian Hee or Shaun Chen should run after her in melodramatic Channel 8 style. The plot will of course be visible from that scene, as it seems to reflect in the scripts that Singaporeans are completely dumb.

Apparently, MediaCorp sees fit to re-hash repeatedly storylines that are silk-thin, just because different actors and actresses are acting now. Really. No amount of star power in a single film is going to change the fact that I've seen this love triangle about 47 times. Felicia Chin and Shaun Chen are cute together yes, but it's also a very thin storyline that will no doubt be filled out by needless flashbacks. The joy. Why not just have a template, with a "Fill In Your Characters" feature. So we have the setting and everything, but now we get to pick our favourite actors and actresses. This will save us the time of having to watch the same contrived storylines again and again.

Back to the Yang En ass-slapping issue. Anyway, so after the public has been distracted by Beauty and the B(r)east, I'd have enough time to dunk Yang En's head into the nearest dustbin. And I think Si Cheng saw it too, since he wasn't more than a few feet from us.

As it turned out, none of that happened ( except for the Si Cheng thing, maybe ) and I was forced to just look shocked. Danial and Yang En were also being bitchy babies on the bus and pulling my hair. Danial because he knew I wouldn't bother to try to pull his hair and Yang En because he knew I was going after him and figured that he'd pull out my scalp before I did his.

I forgot, eventually (5 seconds later ) as we got distracted by Wei Jie and Nicolas who pang-sehed us to take a double-decker 76. The nerve!

Lunch at Mos itself was a cheap affair since I had like only ten bucks. Ebi Rice Burger as per norm. Talked with Shervin and Danial about leadership, a conversation that went deeper than I would have thought. Then Shervin smashed Danial's hand into chilli and tomato sauce which made Danial chase Shervin through Parkway. Met Jovina and...I dunno, (Inez?) there. Talked with them a while, before Danial went back to seeking vengeance. He finally slapped Shervin on the face, leaving a big red mark, and I mean chilli and tomato sauce. Then Shervin chased Danial to the toilet. I chased a while, then stopped, breaking down into laughter.

They emerged some time later, Danial's hand clean, Shervin carrying SOAP in his. Another chase, then Wei Jie threw a hissy fit over some soap spraying onto him. He stalked off to buy lunch, we hung around a while more, then went to the kopitiam to find him. Weaving through the multitude of tables and chairs made me emphatize with Pac-Man's unattractive life. Finally found Wei Jie buying fish soup and still all hissy. Bussed back to school on a 135 that stank of urine and had a bug crawling on the window GROSS!

Back in MC room, attempted to watch Saw 3,m but that has been covered in the previous post and yar go read it. Oh my gosh, I just plucked this...like weebianvil-like bug from my shirt, it was like on my shoulder ew gross gross gross.

OK OK, THAT'S enough oops caps lock was on. Anyway, meant to say, it's been a long blog post and i want to go play King Of Fighters 2003 since I am re-discovering the intrinsic fun of my X-Crate I mean Xbox.

(A Ctrl+A Ctrl-V in OpenOffice reveals total word count to be 8076, not counting this statement. Haha )