Sunday, April 15, 2007



[VSCO Room]
Alphonsus - "Ok, Linus, now it's time for you to go find..."
Yang En - "EMERSIUS! He didn't go home! Now go find him."
Me - [Walks towards pile of blazers] "Found him."
Yang En - "How you know?"
Me - "Firstly, my Emersius senses were tingling. Secondly, I remember arranging the blazers on the rack...not the floor."

Tankkx ChuUiieu to all the lurbbely people who celebrated my birthday with me. Many thanks to those who wished me happy birthday and then proceeded to taupok / jack me. For those who forgot, screw you.

*Sticks out tongue*

Ok ok, so Friday the 13th was a very very nice day. I woke up in the morning to receive an SMS wishing me "Happy Birthday", which is when I remembered "SHIT I FORGOT TO BUY A GROIN GUARD"

But it's ok. No special breakfast this year. Ate bread with Kaya. The curious thing is that I still cannot eat bread without my braces hurting. Pork ribs, Dim Sum, even SUSHI if you're lucky I can eat, but not bread. Nope, not just plain bread,

Shoot, I'm still in love with the SYF script. And Chun Teck practically cold-shouldered me in the canteen on friday. Wairrrrrrr.

Ugh dammit, Auntie Melda refuses to go buy McDonalds for dinner, dammitty dammity damn. Apparently, I'm "suppose" to eat KFC or else she's going to cook. Wah lao....I would eat KFC if not for the lack of Cheese Fries.

By the way, I'm currently using my virus-warehouse desktop. My laptop is currently out of battery and the damn charger is screwed-up and refuses to work because it's a big steaming pile of noogie-crap and I feel like throwing it out the window. Except it's all of a 2-storey fall and wouldn't do much save for making me look like a complete idiot to whomsoever passes by.

And the " and @ keys are interchanged. What the?

Anyway, back to the day. There are less and less people going to the CO room in the morning, for better or worse. Noticeable absentees these few days are : Emersius and Ser Yang. Apparently, Bryan and Wee Bian have been sick too, but I had SYF on Thursday and so slept in bed until 7 was working very very hard. Yes.

And about the SYF post, forgot it bah. It's impossible to blog without being subjective. And since the point of it is to address the issue from an OBJECTIVE point of view, I don't see much of a point there.

Class was ok, until John remembered it was my birthday. He then told Chun Yong, who promptly told, sorry, I mean announced it to the rest of the class with a joyfully sadistic smile on that face of his.

*Tags Adeeb's blog*
I miss Adeeb

Anyway, there was an attempted jacking and taupok prior to Recess, but thankfully, the class didn't really care one way or another and just left. In the confusion, I slipped out too, using Nishant Senan as a cover. It is a ninja move called "Using-Cover-Of-Darkness"

Recess was spent in a state of paranoia. Daryl Ho chased after me as I simultaneously ran and ate ice-cream, shouting at him to stop in-between mouthfuls of delicious jelly. He gave up, and I went to crap with Yang En, Alphonsus and the 2I people. And Vincent.

Ran from Tamim, to the 5th floor, where I found TAMIM waiting for me like a gelatinous mass of waste. Clement then cornered me, and with the help of that bloody Chun Yong, Zhong Yi and John ( While Edwin stood by and giggled ), proceeded to gang bang me. I was raped, wedgied, jacked, re-raped, re-wedgied, re-jacked. Ms Leow came by, providing temporary relief from the whole torturous experience, scolded them, and then walked away.

Naturally, it began again. Escaped into class, which was a stupid stupid mistake since it's effectively cornering yourself amongst lionessess who are extremely bloodthirsty. Tamim bestowed upon me several corrosively-acidic kisses on the back of my head which explains the LOOOOOOOONG bath I took in the night. Got thrown onto the teacher's table where more..."experiments" took place. I have a second ass-crack now thankyouguysverymuch.

Geography was interestingly interesting. Or rather, Social Studies. It is truly a fascinating subject, learning pseudo-politics ( although definitely nothing to the level of Mr Cheo Bu ) and other mahjiggies along with it. Finished my essay surprisingly. Mdm Kwok took my essay and proceeded to scold the class because I had been absent and still passed up my work. Several annoyed looks were thrown my way, but I really didn't care because I did the right thing, I finished my homework and I was $2 richer ( THANKS MDM KWOK! )

That $2 (and additional 0.20 ) went into buying a Cornetto Ice-Cream for lunch. I took one hour to finish that ice-cream, because Rodney, Jun Cong, Chun Yong and Yogi had lunch with me and were threatening to jack me as soon as I finished, the only "protection" I had was the ice-cream.

Ice-Cream > Them.
Except for Yogi. Yogi>Everybody = Quanity>Quality
:3

Ooo dinner soon. Oh wait, forget it.

Went up to the CO Room, where I was promptly booted out due to "preparations for a special event". Went to watch a movie being screened with Jason. Matthias and some Ryan guy were there too. Got Matthias to warn me of the scary parts. Predictably, he tricked me at the scariest part, which led to me sleeping with the lights on on Friday and Saturday night.

Went back down to the PSB room ( after being ejected from the CO room again ) and crapped with Zhong Yi, Nicolas Yee and Marcus before Yangy called me up.

When I opened the door, I got a huge shock. No, not from John who was dressed up in a Grim Reaper costume ( Grim Reapers are SO last year ), but from the (THIS IS A RARE TIME YOU WILL SEE COLOUR IN MY BLOG. LAUGH LISA LAUGH ) PINKNESS!

It was mind-numbingly pink. Pink wrapping paper, pink balloons ( ah! ) and a pink ( and yellow and brown ) cake. Had the search for Emersius. Was blushing like crazy during the Birthday Song, then I screamed like crazy during the taupok and jack. Emersius was the first to taupok, so it wasn't really that painful. Actually, it wasn't all that painful because I managed to wriggle out from under Yang En the first time and sat watching them for about 3 seconds before they realized I wasn't underneath. Yang En was a beautiful shade of asphyxiation.

Some jacking occured uh huh uh huh. John ripped off my belt, while Yang En tried to remove my pants. After much wriggling, I escaped.

Played some games like "Zhong Ji Mi Ma" with warhead-spiked drinks. Bagero and I never "zhonged" the number. But we went ahead and dumped warhead-juice into our drinks anyway. Alphonsus, who kanna'd 3 times, couldn't decide who he wanted to drink his drink ( because Alphonsus is nice like that ) so we played one more round. Chen Ee "won" and the drink was BLACK but it actually tasted nice. Go figure.

Played Lucky Cards after that.
Vincent almost stripped.
Ew.
Emersius didn't.
Damn.

Somehow or another, I found out that we were going THAIPAN, the lovely place that I have not been to for ages and eons and ismail-years. So we traipsed over there; Wee Bian's friend's mother was extremely nice and signed us in. Wei Liang, Amos, Jing Qun and Ser Yang ( Surprise ) came along too.

Speaking chinese to order was very difficult. Ser Yang and Amos were sniggering away like crazy. Wei Liang was trying not to because he was helping me order. Ser Yang and Amos are evil creatures.

This entry is damn long and that's only friday. Haven't even talked about today. And trust me, today would have SOOOOO much more to blog about. However, I'll probably only blog about today some other day because I have A-Maths homework to attempt to do later and touch-typing without looking at the keyboard is quite easy lalalalalalalalala.

Came back home after dinner and promptly fell asleep with the lights on, door open and as much comforting noise as possible.

Ok I'm done blogging and quite tired Imma go start on my homework and hopefully finish it before dinner or at least slightly after dinner. Shit I just remembered I won't be able to bring my laptop down for dinner because it's all OOB ( OUT OF BATTERY )