Thursday, April 12, 2007



Li Zhi - "You know arh, in P6, I had this crazy teacher. On Children's Day, she told us 'I'll give you all 3 choices. 1, I buy shovels and you all dig your own graves. 2, I buy a gun and shoot all of you. 3, I buy a tin of kerosene and a lighter and burn all of you to death.' This was when we were primary 6"
Me, Miss Koh - [O.o] "Oh my..."

Gajendran - "Hansen keeps shouting Spartans! Then Chun Teck and Daryl come after me."
Li Zhi - "Next time they do that, you run to us. Then we'll be like "BITCHES!" and fight back"
Me - "I'll teach you guys the bitch cheer."
Li Zhi - "Or, when they scream Spartans, we cough and be like coughcoughSPASTICS!"

Li Zhi - "When I was in p3, I took piano classes. And then my piano teacher kept forcing me to play this piece, and I couldn't play it, and then she kept scolding me. So I got so pissed off, and I didn't know what to say, so I just said that when I grew up, I'd buy a bulldozer and bulldoze her house."
Me - [Chokes on fries]

Shane - "Don't worry Linus, you have a future! As a spastic science teacher!"
Me - "Don't worry Shane, you have a bright future as a road sweeper!"
Shane - "At least I'm not spastic"
Me - "At least I'll have money and a house. You'll be sleeping under the bridge. I'll buy a car and bang you down."
Shane - "I'll sue you."
Me - "You'll be dead."
Shane - "Anyway, I plan to be a toilet cleaner."
Me - "You wish, you don't have the qualifications."
[Minutes later]
Me - "Shane, as a servant, throw away this tray."
Shane - "TOILET CLEANER!"
Me -"You'll work your way up some day. Until then, start cleaning!"

Me - "Watch out, Gaga, someone dropped their dignity and shame there."
Li Zhi - "Yar, SOMEONE."
Gaga -"Yar, SOMEONE."
Me - "Oh look, he's ignoring us. Oh well, I guess he can't turn around. Because that'd be admitting that he's that someone. Oh maybe, he's just really dumb. In fact, I bet it's because he's just so bloody stupid. Oooo, he's trying not to look pissed but it's not working is it? Ooo, he can't turn around. I bet he's just FURIOUS inside! What is he going to do? What is he going to do? Oh wait, yes, nothing. He -can't- do anything, because he has already used his 'seize authority" card. Ahahaha. "
Gaga- "And he can't do anything, because you didn't mention HIS name"
Me - "Actually, there's a loophole, but he's too dumb to find it. Oh no wait, he's too busy posing right now!"

I last updated 4 days ago. That seems like EONS.

Alrighty, after reading my quotes, if you know anything about me, you'd realize that that's all ELDDS-related stuff.

And you're right. Because frankly, the rest of the days have been BLURS to me, with the exception of a few more significant ones.

Chionging ELDDS SYF has been a wonderful roller-coaster ride. At times, I have felt on cloud nine. At other times, I have wanted to stab people in the face and tear out their eyeballs. Actually, there was a point in time where I wanted to stab ALL the actors ( save Gaga ) in the face because they were being so damn uncooperative. And that's the truth.

The Sec 2 and Sec 1 helpers were also a source of constant frustration. Not only would they NOT cooperate properly, they'd talk SO loud during rehearsals despite repeated "shushings" from the COMMITTEE. I mean, if you came to help, you could at least respect us.

I want to swear now. However, since I have said the F- word about a hundred times this week, both in direct and quoted context ( and mostly concerning the same person ) , I shall refrain. The committee meeting today was also on swearing and bad behaviour from the comm in general. Not to mention the whole Ser Yang / Band fiasco. Which I remain neutral on.

Oh, and a certain someone has recently gained a LOT of respect for me. This person is incredibly perceptive and completely stunned me when he asked me this question : "Do you keep a separate blog."

The answer is Yes, I am. Mostly there are just some things that I type, that I HAVE to type and express but even I know it's inappropriate. These kind of things are not necessarily taboo or anything, it's just that these things are my innermost thoughts, and expressing them would get me banned from Life.

Naturally, these issues concern school and the people inside it. As well as certain issues pertaining to certain individuals. This "second" blog is actually my first blog, and more or less what inspired me to create an actual ( and tamer ) blog. The second blog is also filled with quite a lot of swear words. It is also locked in my laptop, inside a locked folder, upon which opening requires you to type in another password. And the password-protection continues.

Anyway...

Certain incidents during ELDDS SYF had really made me reflect and think. Here, I -will- name the person. It did happen, so this is not falsified or anything. Neither is it slander, for I am merely using him and his actions as an example.

Not that any of you guys really care anyway XD

Being involved in CO SYF, I know people found it quite hard to suddenly listen to "some senior" who walks in and seems to be an asshole.

Well, I don't really bitch until certain things happen. Such as disobeying a direct order.

(Note, am talking to Jonathan Tan about some leadership stuff now. Thoughts may seem disjointed at times.)

So, basically, Hansen I felt was completely disrespectful to the comm, especially people like me, Li Zhi and Shane. I mean, as a Sec 4, I know he might feel uncomfortable or whatever, or MAYBE he has issues or whatever.

But still, how can it be professional of him to let his personal feelings interfere? I mean, he did not only not listen to us, but insulted us while doing it. All I did was comment that the robotic dance ( which to me was new ) looked quite weird. And then I was snapped at with "Are you judging? Are you judging? No, then shut up. Mr Daniel Tan and Joanne told me to do it. I rest my case"

What the hell man? Ok, so maybe I didn't check why it was there first. Which is SO minor, and insignificant. I did not say "THIS SUCKED!" I just said that it looked weird, because I didn't know it was recently added in. Since Hansen was prone to adding in little changes of his own ( which irritated me, at some point the inconsistency has to stop because the play MUST be finalized ), I thought that it was new. But regardless, surely my comment did not warrant such a comeback. I mean...

Ugh...I don't think I can continue, not when I'm beginning to feel angry. This is meant to be an objective post, not (such) a subjective one.

Maybe I'll blog a bit in the 2nd blog, then "tame" it and blog back here...

Tomorrow's my birthday. I am prepared for the pain.