Friday, December 01, 2006
Cassandra - "Look how fake she is" [Points to a picture of Ariel]Me - "Yeah I know. I need a quote, can you say bitch?"Cassandra - "Bitch."Me - "Can you say she's a bitch?"Cassandra - "NO!"Me -" Damn."Cassandra - " I mean, seriously, if Ariel was alive, she'd fold in half. Are you seriously just going to write down everything I say as if I'm a dictator or something."Me - "Uh huh."Cassandra - "It should be a question mark after 'dictator or something.' "I will blog tomorrow about Perth. I promise. And if I break this promise, you all wil be empowered to bitchslap me the moment I return to Singapore.
IF I break the promise. If I don't, and someone bitchslaps me, I will personally sodomize, then cruelly eat that person.
Danial, Yang En and Weng Keong, bought presents for you guys. And the rest of the CO members too. Love me; there better be a shrine.
Well, actually, since Cassandra pointed out to me that I have a very limited amount of presents/gifts, I shall give out to those people I like. I shall be like Santa Claus. But evil. And thin. Because we all know a fat Santa is really a paedophile.
That bastard...
Nah, I lurbbe chuu Santa. Bring me presents! Like, like that panda I've wanted for SO LONG. SO DAMN LONG. GIVE IT TO ME!!!
Lino squeezed Panda at 9:32 PM
