Monday, November 06, 2006



[Soccer]
Delson - [Gets ready to shoot]
Me - "Nooooo...Back, back you beast! KICK FROM FURTHER AWAY! I LOVE MY FACE! Well, not really, but you get what I mean."

Fun fact: It's 11.44 PM
Fun fact: I'm still awake
Fun fact: I need to be at school at 9 a.m tomorrow, that means waking up at 7.30
Fun fact: I'm not going to be able to sleep until 12.30 at least..

Just realized about...6 hours ago that I won't be attending CO from 10th November to 4th December. Which is...*Counts* ...11 practices...

Bright side: No tuition for the same duration. Whoopedoo.

Due to O' levels Social Studies paper, dear Mr Ng and Mrs Raj came into the room. Mrs Raj was overly-dramatic as usual, saying stuff like "And remember, we are all Victorians..." blah blah blah. Throughout the whole thing, Mr Poh continued to pluck my Double-Bass, almost as a defiant cry. After they left ( and left us with an hour's break which we proceeded to make full use of aka play DaiDi ), Mr Poh went to read a book entitled "Don't Know Much About Mythology".

The name Kali popped into my head, and though it might seem lame now, it did strike me as extremely funny then.

Yang En's innocuous look belies his true evilnesss. For that, I must slay him before he gets out of control. To arms!

On another note, some people I know are just so incredibly stupid that I want to disown them as a friend. Don't get me wrong, the ( lack of ) intelligence is only 75% of a factor, the other 25% being that said people are what we call APPLE, Attitude-Problem-People-Something-Something.

Ok fine, I made that acronym up. Sue me. Aha, you can't! Cry, peasant, cry.

Bahhhhh...I think I'll just stone until I fall asleep or something. I have no idea what's keeping me awake. Other than my brother's earth-shaking, fats-wobbling, thunderous snores.

Edit: Quiz from Elmosius. It's a new name that I thought of after getting high on air. Also, the quiz has butchered the beautiful English Language, therefore I have taken the necessary steps to fix it. Thank me, people who will do this quiz, because I have saved you from screaming in horror at the powderful engrish, taking a big bloody axe and going CHOP CHOP CHOP! Because I'm down lik' dat' yo.

#1 (and the only 1)
Never in my life I've had:
Sex

The only person who can drive me nuts, and can always make me smile :
...A lot of people...Like Jo-Ann. With her spastic Bleachimaru Gin comments.

When I'm nervous:
I get hyper.

The last time I laughed was when:
One minute ago, reading Elmosius blog. I laugh practically 24/7 anyway

My hair is:
Digusting and anti-style-able.

My feet are:
...Disproportionate to the length of my hair.

Last christmas:
I got bored.

When I turn my head left I see:
Table. Pillow. Wallet. A very messy table. CDs.

When I turn my head right I see:
Xbox, Printer, Scanner, Photocopier, Fax-Machine ( Okay...the last four are all combined into one handy-dandy machine.

When I look down I see:
My feet. Hello feet. *Waves*

The craziest recent event:
...DaiDi during CO?

I have a hard time understanding:
Why members of my family and extended family have very varied reactions to menstruation.

One time at a family gathering:
I became a Bleach Bitch.

If its the one I have every sunday:
God.

You know I like you if:
Friends - I hang around with you and poke/prod/punch you occasionally. For no reason.
"Others" - I get all...shy...and stuff...

If i won an award, the first person I thank is:
God. But then, I don't think of God as a person, he transcends that. So the next in line would be me. Waddya expect, I got the prize, I did something, why not me?

Triangles are:
Gay

My ideal breakfast:
Bread with smashed hard-boiled eggs and mayonaise.

If you really make me happy:
I laugh like a retard.

Where do you plan to visit anytime soon:
Perth.

Girls are:
...Females

I'll stop my wedding if:
Something screws up. Like the wrong music being played.

The world could do without:
Terrorism.

I'd rather lick the belly of the cockroach:
No I wouldn't.

Most recent thing you bought yourself:
... ... Umm... ... ... ... Dinner?

Least fav time of the day:
3~4 pm. Especially after a heavy lunch.

And by the way, please hold on:
For what?

The last time i was high:
Five minutes ago.

The person i last talked to:
My brother, bonking him with the bolster to SHUT UP AND STOP SNORING!

Last night I:
Got addicted to Bleach.

There's this girl whom I know is:
Dilligent, intelligent, special, has a strong character and out of my league.

There's this guy whom I know is:
My friend.

I'll tell you the next person who can make me happy:
...That special person...She already makes me happy when I talk to her...

I'm listening to:
The music of my brother's snoring. It's so emo...I hate it. Burn, emo, burn.

I last ate:
Bread with smashed hard-boiled eggs and mayonaise. It can be eaten in the morning, afternoon, and night.

My bedsheet is:
A ghost. Cute.

I smell:
Seashells on the sea whores

On my table i have:
Radio. cups, wallet, books, paper, stationery, electrical outlets, digital camera, cds, rubbish bin, chargers, tissue boxes, and other junk.

My full name is:
Linus Ong Sze Wei. Well actually, it's Ong Sze Wei, Linus...But I don't like it that way.