Tuesday, October 03, 2006



[Staffroom]
Me -"OMG, this sign is sooo cool! Place on hard surface...bang head here until unstressed or unconscious...Cool!"
Victor - " Bang your head lah."
Me - "Ok!"
[One bang later]
Me - "Hey it works. But I think Ms Sharma saw me. She's giggling."
Ms Lim - "Linus, you siaow arh? First time I see people do that."

I am proud to announce, that I have royally, completely, and totally screwed up my Camp Instructor's Course. Is it wrong to hope others screw up? Cuz that's what I find myself doing...

The last day of lessons in school was oh, so much fun! Kicked off with Ms Raksha's Geography lesson, fun-filled with laughter as always. I dunno, maybe it's the fact that I won't be seeing these bunch of guys much after this year, especially people like Nicholas, Adeeb, Bob and Kevin. And to a certain extent, Ashraf. The last guy I could give more of a damn about. But thankfully, I'll still be overly-hyper and happy in VS with all my slavesfriends. Yup yup.

P.E...I had so much energy inside me, so basically released it all during Soccer. Was actually contemplating not playing because I wasn't feeling well, but thought "What the heck." According to some people, I played very well. Which...I don't understand. I just blocked a few balls and tackled a lot of people, a lot of times. Well, Mr Tan said "Good job, Linus!" So that must count for something. Or, it would, except he's the kind of teacher that kinda says it to everyone.

Chinese, well, that was a down-period. But since a row (Or column, the vertical one) Fabian took my seat, and Wai Chung wanted his seat, and I was too naive to take David's seat, I rushed around trying to find a seat that wasn't planted in the middle of the people I don't like. Then Victor pointed out Eugene's seat.

Victor - "Sit here lah."
Me - "I can't take away Eugene's rightful seat! I can't bear to see myself do it."
[Looks away while dumping bag on chair]
Me - "Done."
Victor - "..."

Me - "Eh...Is that my paper...Hey wait...Isn't this...Heh heh...Heh heh..."
[Starts laughing,somewhat maniacally]
Yi Jun - "Err..."
Eugene - "Crazy"
Victor - "Duh..."
[Calms down]
Me - "No, you see. I heh heh, thought I forgot to bring the paper. So I went to photocopy from Dexter and filled in all the answers, except for those I couldn't remember. Then I finished up the other sections. And now, I have the original one, with the answers for the first part. And I can't find the photocopy with answers with the REST OF THE PARTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"



Note that he didn't actually say dot-dot-dot. Because you can't actually say "...". Unless you can, then surprise me.

The uber Mr Maran cracked lotsa lame-ass jokes during the lesson today. But before he came, Mervin and I had this stupid hold-breath compeitition. He timed 1.34, then I timed 1.35, then he hold until 2.05. Then it was super-scary...His face was sooooooo white, then he suddenly flopped back on his chair. Poke him, no response, pinch, no response. Jack him, also no response. Then finally Clement "revived" him with a typically-ever-so-vicious-nipplelizer. Ouchie. His face stayed quite white for a while...Then after drinking water reverted back to its normal colour. I almost thought he died, but saw him blink. Not bad, mebbe get him to act for EMD.

Maths, was the best lesson I ever had. Outrageous conversations. Clement was like totally challenging Ms Lim!

Clement - "You didn't teach us Discreet solutions"
Ms Lim - "If I can find in your maths 1 leh?"
Clement - "Try lor!"
Ms Lim - "Ok arh, I find!" [Points finger at Clement, trying to poke him in mock-anger]
Clement - [Raises finger to meet Ms Lim] "E.T phone home..."
Me - [Laughs hysterically]

Justin - "If one of the solutions isn't 48, I, I'll strip!"
Ms Lim - "Ok, it's not. Strip."
Entire class - "NO!"

Me -"Bob, stapler please."
Bob - "Huh?"
Me - "Stapler."
Bob - [Blank look]
Me - "Stapler...Stapler...Stap. Ler...Stapler...STAPLER. GIVE ME THE DAMN STAPLER LAH!"
Bob - "Ok ok, don't shout lah."
Me - [Fumes]

Ahh...Such wonderful days...Will not last long. Until the 26th October will we all be together, as Victoria School Class 2C of Year 2006. Then after that, we part ways, some leaving for IP, while those in VS split into different subject combinations...

But enough of that. MT Paper 1 and Geography tomorrow!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!