Tuesday, September 19, 2006



Ms Raksha - "Class, I'm going to show you a video."
Me - "Oh no...Remember what happened the last time you did. I giggled throughout the entire video..."
Ms Raksha - "Never mind."
Me - "Ok..."
[Video starts]
Clement - [Some retarded hokkien-Indian words]
Me - [Laughs for the entire video]

Yeah...Videos are bad for my health. And that Danial kept whacking me to make me stop laughing. As if that'd work. I can only begin to stop laughing when I want to, and never before then. So don't even try.

Omg, I so feel like being bitchy today. Screwed up a Physics and Maths test. This is part of my 3-mark question answer:

Speed = Distance/Time
Velocity = f ( Frequency ) X λ ( lambda )
Therefore;
Velocity = 10s X 20m
= 30 m/s

I could just about shoot myself right now. How 10 multiplied by 20 gives 30 I will never know. And if that wasn't bad enough. I'm quite sure I screwed up my Chinese Listening Compre today because I was sooo sleepy thanks to the extensive workout session we call PE. Nevertheless, I am a good student so I tried my very best. The maths exam didn't help either. 30 minutes to do 6 questions...
1 Straight Line Graph
1 Quadratic Graph
1 Direct Proportion
1 Indirect Proportion
1 Statistics
1 Probability.

Out of all of these, I only managed to FINISH the Probability question. And even then, I'm losing marks because I don't know how to present my last answer. I know it, but I don't know how to find it. Gah...The Quadratic Graph was murder as well as the Straight Line graph. And they carry about 1/2 the total marks of the paper. The Direct Proportion question was very very confusing because I ended up with the equation : Y = K [Square-Root X] and k was 1.3 ( in fraction form. I don't know how to represent it here though ). Didn't finish it because I didn't have my calculator and frankly didn't have the time to square 5.25 manually. Skipped the last part, did 1/2 of the Indirect Proportion question, which happens to be the only question I really know how to do.

ALAS!

Time ran out! A part of me inside was screaming in frustration as I handed up the paper. Justin as usual was still writing despite warnings from Ms Lim. So the moment she turned away, he started writing again. And I happily reported him and felt much much better after that. Then our maths projects were returned. 10/20 for the project, 9/16 for the journal and god knows how little for the Model Construction. Doesn't bode well for me in any case.

Mmmm, just read Joakim's blog. And, it looks soooo juicy...
[Disclaimer: After this point is where I get all bitchy and criticize stuff and other stuff. So if you're the kind of person that can't stand this sort of thing, do yourself a favour and don't read it. Or else, that's your fault. Joakim-Lovers, the few of you, can get yourself right out of my blog. Otherwise you risk your heart being broken. Not that I care or anything because I"m not really insulting Joakim, but I don't want people flaming me on my tagboard. And if you still insist on reading this, getting all pissy and start flaming me, I will cruelly ignore you and swim in a pool of your distressed tears.]

"..hey joakim ..okey i know i was wrong ..eventhough you said its alright ..i still want to explain why i did this to you ..ignore it if you dont feel like reading it though ..okey ..yeah it is so true you have the good looks ..but why do you joined sg idol in the first place ? ..wait ! ..do you know you can not sing ? ..anyway i sent those msges to you its not because i hate you ..or i support paul twohill ..infact i dont at all ..i am Taufik Batisah's supporter ..and its not your fault also ..its just that only ,because you joined sg idol ..seriously i dont understand it ! ..the judges also wrong ..they shouldnt let you in ,in the first place ..because when you were in top 28 ..supporters so called fans started to vote ..and its not your fault also ..because gerls simply adores your cute face ..and guys started to say bad things about you ..YOU WIN MAN ! ..THEY ARE JUST SIMPLY JEALOUS THAT YOU HAVE THE GOOD LOOKS ..and there the story started ..i think you know few of your fellow contestant shouldnt be voted out so soon ..AS THEY HAVE THE VOICE ,THAN YOU ..correct ? ..its all just because of the monkey acting you did ..which was entertaining la ..yes i admit it ..but dude , ..youre in wrong competiton ..yes i said you suck ..as in you cant sing dude ..and your life getting sucks from that point of time ..evil stares ,critism bla bla ..sucks right your feeling ? ..and you seems confused ..you know they simply can sing than you ,dont you ? ..even though im not you ..i just donno why the hell i can feel it ..and thats why i smsed you to quit ! ..see ,youre young ..maybe its just a trial in the first place ..turned out to be so serious in your life ? ..its not fair to you ..and you cant do anything ..cause the people keep voting you in ..and yes dude ..you made an improvement ..which was too late ..who needs an improving person when they have better person ..correct ? ..okey i typed too much ..in any way ,i msg you wasnt because i hate you nor twohill supporter ..its because i just felt its unfair to you ..and again from the bottom of my heart ..i am so sorry ..though it had ended for you ..you still have other opportunity maybe ..and i wish you all the best ,except for singing ..thank you"

Yeah, that was a letter from one of Joakim's...Somethings. Anyway, after I read it, I went to the toilet to throw up due to the sheer bastardization of grammar and spelling in that letter.

Ok, so I managed to read and understand the letter. I hope I understood it, it's kinda hard when the author has the amazing ability to produce this piece of work I fondly call Dysfunctional Writing. Truly an inspirational piece for all of us, and from this, I'm sure we will all learn how not to write a proper letter.

First of all, I'd like to praise his formatting of the letter. Or lack thereof. I mean, I know my blog doesn't contain the smoothest transition between topics you've ever seen ( mainly because my life is so mama-drama that linking everything together would be like writing a damn script! ), but at least I have some sense of formatting [Keyword: some].

"..because gerls simply adores your cute face ..and guys started to say bad things about you"
Oh yes, of course. Except you might wanna consider that Joakim's popularity is INDIRECTLY Proportional ( SEE I KNOW MATHS! LOVE ME MISS LIM!!! ) to how long he stays in the competition. The longer he stays, the smaller his fan base gets.

"YOU WIN MAN ! ..THEY ARE JUST SIMPLY JEALOUS THAT YOU HAVE THE GOOD LOOKS"Get it straight Einstein and complete it entirely. It should read "YOU WIN MAN! ..THEY ARE JUST SIMPLY JEALOUS THAT YOU HAVE THE GOOD LOOKS. ALSO, THEY ARE PISSED OFF THAT INSANE DEAF PEOPLE IN SINGAPORE ARE KEEPING YOU IN WEEK AFTER WEEK AFTER WEEK." Or something like that anyway.


"and there the story started" No, fishbrain, this horror story started the day Joakim Jude Gomez joined Singapore Idol and ended the day he was booted from the competition. And my ears would like to add that they are very very happy. Because after a while, I learnt what a valuable asset the "mute" button on my remote is.

"yes i said you suck ..as in you cant sing dude ..and your life getting sucks from that point of time ..evil stares ,critism bla bla ..sucks right your feeling ?" ....Dear dysfunctional person that wrote this, saying someone sucks is different from saying that he must be feeling sucky. For example:

"You suck!"
would probably evoke different emotions than
"You must be feeling quite sucky right now."

"and you seems confused ..you know they simply can sing than you ,dont you ?"
"i think you know few of your fellow contestant shouldnt be voted out so soon ..AS THEY HAVE THE VOICE ,THAN YOU "

You seems to have forgotten the word better in the first sentence. But it's ok, you'd probably spell it as butter anyway.

".even though im not you ..i just donno why the hell i can feel it ..and thats why i smsed you to quit ! ..see ,youre young ..maybe its just a trial in the first place ..turned out to be so serious in your life ? ..its not fair to you"

Last time I checked, when you feel it's unfair for someone, writing a letter that says they suck wasn't the best way to comfort them. SMS'ing him to quit won't work. Noooooooooooo, if he wanted to quit, then he would have a long long time ago.

"..and you cant do anything ..cause the people keep voting you in "

Drop. Out.

"you made an improvement ..which was too late ..who needs an improving person when they have better person ..correct ?"

Wow, for once, you are correct. I almost choked when I read this. Unfortunately for you, I recovered from my coughing spasm soon after.

"though it had ended for you ..you still have other opportunity maybe ..and i wish you all the best ,except for singing ..thank you"

Yes, join the next dancing competition that comes along. Break a leg. (And break a leg is an expression for "hurry up" so those of you who want to accuse me of cursing him, go and die. THAT's cursing someone."

Oh well, dinner beckons. As well as chinese tuition after this. Maybe I"ll update it later on tonight with JOAKIM's comments on the letter received.