Thursday, September 07, 2006



[07:41:52 PM] [Linus] Back: Then I will be forced to kill you
[07:41:53 PM] =^* É m ë r : i mean
[07:41:54 PM] [Linus] Back: Or kidnap you
[07:41:56 PM] =^* É m ë r : OMG YUCK
[07:42:15 PM] [Linus] Back: But it's ok
[07:42:19 PM] =^* É m ë r : -.-''
[07:42:23 PM] [Linus] Back: Remember, on a rapability scale of 1~ 10
[07:42:28 PM] =^* É m ë r : wait
[07:42:28 PM] [Linus] Back: You're a 692
[07:42:28 PM] =^* É m ë r : whats dat
[07:42:33 PM] =^* É m ë r : -;-
[07:42:37 PM] =^* É m ë r : whats a rapability scal
[07:42:38 PM] =^* É m ë r : e
[07:42:39 PM] [Linus] Back: Rapability?
How likely you are to get rape
[07:42:41 PM] [Linus] Back: *raped
[07:42:43 PM] [Linus] Back: Or molested
[07:42:47 PM] =^* É m ë r : ok thx
[07:42:51 PM] =^* É m ë r : i know im HOT
[07:42:55 PM] [Linus] Back: By the way, anything above 10 means you're
likely to rape yourself
[07:42:59 PM] =^* É m ë r : .
[07:43:03 PM] =^* É m ë r : thanks
[07:43:10 PM] [Linus] Back: A stuff toy made in your likeness would
probably molest itself


VSCO CAMP ROCKKKKKKKED!!!!

Seriously, it was so damn fun...

But before we jump into what happened, in my own trademark style, let's see who went.

Commitee: Ser Yang, Wei Liang, Alvin, Benjamin, Jun Yang, Hin Kai
Campers :
Sec 1 - Emersius, Chun Ee, Bryan and Eusebio
Sec 2 - Me, Vincent, Max, Kee Wen, John, Alphonsus, Yang En and Hao Ming

Side note: John, Yang En and Vincent rock big time.

Monday: Woke up at 6, got to school by 6.50 ( a miracle ). Got sorted into groups ( John, me, Chun Ee and Chun Ee in the same group) and chose our group name, logo, identity and cheer. Played some funny game and got totally hawt pink lips painted on my cheek =). Lecture by Wei Liang and Hin Kai, then some other funny game, then went to the Chalet via another funny game. Ah screw this, fast-forward to

TALENTIME!

Woohoo! Ok, so it was "Comedy and Music" with "Leadership? as the theme. Originally thought our group was pretty sucky, but right before the play and during the play itself, we managed to improvise. Ours was a spoof of the day's events, emphasis placed on the commitee's cruelty. A lecture by Ser Yang, then we went to sleeeeep. Max karate chops people in his sleep. Ouch. Oh, and during the "vote the leaders" session, I went from 0 to 4 votes within...5 votes ( and chose Vincent and Chun Ee to be in the new group). Damn, wanted to group with Yang En and John ( who ended up being leaders themselves ). And I threatened to rape Yang En if he shone the flashlight into my eyes again ( he did. )

OH OH! And we played this marraige game. Gave Chun Ee and Vincent a crash-course on my life. They learnt and memorized pretty fast. I married Chun Ee, John married...Hao Ming. Suppose to play a commitee version, but they sneakily avoided it. Damn.

Tuesday: AMAZING RACE! Had Ser Yang following us and thus giving us lots of clues. A slow start, but we managed to finish 16/25 of the 25 checkpoints in 9 1/2 hours. Quite good. Won it as a result! Lalalala. Spent the entire night crapping around, doing stupid bhangla imitations. Threw ping-pong balls, bottles and toilet paper into the commitee room. Yang En, John and I played base-toilet-paper-ball with the fanta-orange bottle and toilet paper. All of us were suppose to go into the air-con comm room, but due to limited space, we couldn't =(. No matter, crapped around with the other campers and Hin Kai ( and Ser Yang who later came down and went up ). Played the create-a-story game. Everything became sexual. And John and I changed the title of the game of Concentration into the game of Masturbation. Later went up to the comm room to play a few rounds of bridge, then went downstairs to sleep ( as NOT planned).

WEDNESDAY: PT at 6 the morning Woke up at 6, noticed everyone sleeping, went back to sleep. Woke up at 6.30, realized everyone was really still asleep, and quickly conked out again. Woke up finally at 7 ( while the comm was still asleep ) and played bridge and stress with Hao Ming, Max, Kee Wen and Yang En after borrowing cards from Wei Liang ( only comm member awake besides Ser Yang). Went to take a look at the comm sleeping upstairs ( So squeezy, rather sleep downstairs). Then later traipsed up to play Harry Potter Uno with Jun Yang, Ser Yang, Yang En, Benjamin ( who was wearing a "sarong" made of toilet paper...) and Hin Kai. Blue was a horrible horrible colour that got abused by Hin Kai and Jun Yang, resulting in a massive headache for poor Benjamin. I won ( duh ) followed by Yang En. Forgot who was the 3rd. Doesn't matter, I won.

Bounced back downstairs to taupok Vincent and John then threw around more table-tennis balls, toilet paper and bottles. Nearly got decapitated by a bottle that flew back after flying into the fan. Camp ended, went with John and Yang En to the Pasir Ris McDonalds ( where we later met the comm members ) and took a taxi back ( LOOOOOOOONG time since I've taken on...). Finally fixed the damn internet router problem. Now I think I still need to send my darrrrrling laptop for repairs since I'm pretty damn sure there's a problem with it.

Sigh, tuition and filming tomorrow. Tuition on saturday morning. Church on sunday morning. I think I get more sleep during school days.


Pictures of the camp coming soon when Ser Yang passes them to us. Dial-Up users DIE will find their modem burning with the massive wave of pictures that shall purge the land of the dial-uppers. Yay.

Oh, and a little snippet from today's filming.

Shane - "If I had it my way, there'd be no mats and fat people in this world. They'd be strangled at childbirth."
Me - "If it was up to me, fat would never have existed. That's why fat people need to die I mean slim down. It solves the food shortage problem, and it solves the population crisis problem. Thin people take up less space."