Saturday, August 12, 2006



Me - "Oh no, my camera lens broke."
Benjamin - "Must be your carelessness."
Me - "No, it was because some guy wearing a white singlet looked into my camera. Hi Benjamin!"
Benjamin - "It's not a singlet."
Serene - "You're right, it's a tank top."
Benjamin - "Thanks. Wait, what?"

Ok, I shall only blog about today. Friday was not worth blogging about anyway.

But first off, I'd like to wish someone very special, a very joyous Happy Birthday. This person has been extremely important in my life. I mean every word of it when I say that without her, I would be nothing.

So, Happy Birthday to you, Mum.

Yes, so well, Danial and Clement came over today to viciously rape medo the OPW commerical. Finished around 4.30, hurriedly went to Aljunied to meet up with Benjamin Koh because he wanted me to go to some Singapore Youths For Christ event.

Got introduced to 2 girls, Serene and Gloria. BitchedTalked about stuff with Benjamin who wore this really ugly tank top spaghetti strap sleeveless tee thing. I abhor sleeveless. I don't care if it's Singapore, but I hate it. HATE IT.

Yar so anyway, walk walk walk walk walk until we got to the place. It looked quite run-down though, so I wasn't expecting much (Yes, I'm shallow like that). But the evening proved to be one of immense fun. Songs were performed by the Garage Band as well as the Carpenter's Tools International group. They rock by the way.



Mmm, ooo, Sophie has a survey thing for me to do.

Instructions:
1) Mention the gender of your perfect partner
2) Come up with 8 different points of your perfect partner
3) Tag 8 other victims in this game
4) Lastly, most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.

O...k...

1) Female. Duh.

2i) A sense of Humour. I cannot stress this enough. My partner must be able to laugh and crack jokes, both at others and herself. Which brings me to my next point

ii) A sense of confidence. Not arrogance, but she must be confident enough to believe in herself and not let others demoralize her.

iii) Responsibility. Preferably a very responsible person to compensate for my irresponsibility. Which I am working on.

iv) Compassion. She MUST be kind-hearted. I cannot bring myself to live with a cold-hearted monster. I"m not asking for Mother Teresa, but she must be at least kind enough to donate to people on the street.

v) Considerate. It's always good if she knows how to treat others.

vi) Special Powers Loving. She MUST be sincere, otherwise it's not love.

vii) Honesty. I mean, a couple shouldn't keep secrets from each other, especially important ones. However, if my future wife would like to keep the fact that she wears hot lingerie in bed and wants cream sprayed all over her, then whipped with my tongue, I will not mind.

viii) A love for the arts. Music, Drama, the works.

3) Danial, Edna, Jovina, Nicholas, Randall, Ser Yang, Si Cheng, Weng Keong. And whoever else who feels so inclined.