Thursday, August 03, 2006



"Gabrielle" - "What is it, Bree? No flying aircraft crashed into your forehead this morning?"
"Lynette" - "Forehead? More like fivehead."

Yes, well. Parodies rock.

Ok well. Er...Oh yar

Singapore Idol is screwed up. Jay went out. I know he's not -the- best contestant overall, but seriously, look at who's still inside. Namely:

Joakim Gomez

Now seriously, what the file. Joakim Gomez may have the looks, yes, but he has the singing ability of a dying cow. He's relying way too much on his looks and personality. Although I will have to commend him on that. Why? Because he's still inside. Which means crazed girl fans are screaming their love for him so loud they've deafened themselves. That's the only logical explanation, because anyone with a decent hearing ability can tell that Joakim can't sing.

Oh, yes, he has the looks. Oh yes, he has the personality. The personality of a hyper monkey. Some (retarded) people just like that I suppose. And just that.

Now, I can see what a over-rated joke Singapore Idol is. Wake up Singapore, it's a gimmick to bring in the money money money for Mediacorp. Look at 7-11's Poster Boy AKA TAUFIK. Such a desirable reward for winning Singapore Idol.

I think what Si Cheng said is true. Idol competitions in other countries ( like America ) judge if people can sing, or can sing well. Singapore Idol judges whether a person can even sing. Singapore Idol is a JOKE.

I mean, if someone like Joakim wins, would anyone want to buy his cd?

Oh wait, I forgot. People are stupid.

And speaking of retarded, here's three videos.

Desperate Housewives Parody


Memoirs Of A Geisha Parody


The Bachelorette Paordy ( Warning: Anyone who has been remotely offended by my blog should not watch the following video. Reason being it's even more nasty than I could ever be. And that's saying something.)