Sunday, June 04, 2006



-MSN Conversation between me and Danial-
Me - "You should name him Xezith. It's almost impossible to pronounce. It's pronounced Billabong by the way"
Danial - "..."
Me - "Yes...The X and E and Z and I and T and H are silent."


Hello all you fags people out there. It's Linus again, here to update on what's what and what isn't in MELBOURNE!

Went SHOPPING today at some Sunday market thing. Wasn't as bad as I thought. Jo-shen just informed me that it's South Australia Market. Like whatever.

What's good: There's an outrageous range of things
What's bad : The prices are outrageous too.

Munched on a California Handroll ( even though it was only a biggggeeerrr longer harder Kanikamama however you spell that damn thing) after Jo-shen braved tasting that potentially poisonous thing. It was nice just to let you guys know. Ate 3 oysters too, fresh from buying them. Apparently, it's a waste to swallow the entire thing ( not inclusive of the stupid shells you dweebs) because you "can't taste everything" Oh well.

Had lunch at some restaurant named "Greasy Joe's Bar and Grill" That place rocks. Period. It's soooo bloody nice lah. The menu is damn cool with stuff like "Our portions are big so don't be a SC and eat everything " and "If the music is too loud...Tough". The food itself was pretty nice; although the Fish and Chips tartare sauce was pretty weird ( I tasted mushrooms and oysters =X), the BBQ Pork Ribs and scrumptious burgers were more than enough to make up for it.

Went to the Art and Crafts fair along the pier after that. Saw a lot of beautiful things, paintings, carvings, batik shirts/pants etc etc etc. Spent $5 on a lovely Kangaroo print thing. And no Danial, it's not [CENSORED] ( because my cousin is too young to see what I want to say, even though he shouldn't be looking in the first place. Yes Jo-shen, that's you. Don't gasp)

Mmm, what else. Oh yeah, Danial and Jovina tagged my blog. Thanks Jovina, screw you Danial for your incredibly hurtful tag. I am now broken-hearted and may attempt suicide at some point in my life, likely after I die.

Oh well, going to my room now ( I'm in my uncle's room using HIS laptop ) to take a bathe, then play Xbox games with Jo-shen and thrash him

Byees. You guys and girls rock. 'Cept for Danial.