Thursday, June 08, 2006



Me - "Eeeew, it's porridge. Plain porridge sucks! It's all plain and stuff, nothing inside it. It's EVIL! Unlike century egg porrdige, now that rocks. That's really nice because of all the-"
Mum - "Just shut up and eat it lah. You very drama leh!"
Me - "GASP! I AM NOT!" [Overly-dramatic gesture]


A loooooonnnngggggggg survey stolen ripped robbed thieved snatched plundered pillaged taken from Miss Sparsestick herself.

1. Are you over 15?
14.

2. What is the wallpaper on ur cellphone?
Snowy and Blueberry ( my 2 stuff toy dogs) sitting on my bed. Don't blame me, my fricking handphone cable and driver refuse to work.

3. Did you get enough sleep last night?
Slept at 12, woke up at 10. The cold mornings in Melbourne really wanna make you sleep =)

4. First 3 things you did this morning?
Breathe in, open my eyes, breathe out.

5. What do you have on your bed?
At home: Stuff toys. Pillows, bolsters. Lotsa junk from morning~late evening, but it gets thrown off the bed/strewn on the floor carefully and meticulously packed away before I sleep.

6. Ever tried to skip meal?
Yes. Many times.

7. Grilled or fried?
Depends. I like both

8. What makes you unique?
My twisted sense of sarcasm and cynicism with which I view the world.

9. Are you afraid of the dark?
Not the dark itself, but what could be in the dark.

10. Favourite movies?
Um, can't remember

11. 3 things you cant live without?
Friends, family, music

12. 3 people you cant live without?
Ummm...Let's see...Mum, Dad, Bro.

14. Favourite songs you like to listen before sleep?
Soothing music. Sometimes, sad music.

15. What are you afraid of?
-Losing my family
-Losing my friends
-Ghosts XD
-Many more
-Some more
-A bit more

16. Are you a giver or a taker?
Both. More a taker than a giver honestly.

17. What are your nicknames?
...Chicken-With-A-Sore-Throat(Curse you Danial), Pea ( I RESENT this ), Pongpong (...)

18. What's your dad's middle name?
Doesn't have 1

19. Most recent movie that you watched?
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie =3

20. If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
Disturb people, maybe steal a bit of stuff, probably help some people out cuz no one can see me helping =). Which is good.

21. Stuck on a deserted island & could have only 1 thing?
Help.

22. Are you in love?
Mmm...Mebbe

23. How long have you liked him/her?
Mmm...Dunno

24. First thing you'll save in a fire?
Me. No wait, my mum.

25. Your eye colour?
Black?

26. What are the things you always bring?
Handphone, wallet, MP3, an attitude.

27. Whats on ur mind right now?
This survey.

28. What do you usually do when the clock turns 7am?
Sleeping? Or in school

29. Who do you want to meet?
Kelly Clarkson. Jack Neo. Gurmit Singh.

30. How's life today?
Mmm, ok. Quite boring.

I'm gonna do another survey to make myself feel better.

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[1] What is your middle name?
Don't have one.

[2] What color is your mailbox?
White-ish

[3] Last movie you watched:
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie

[4] Have you ever hit a deer?
NO!!!

[5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
No

[6] Do you get the paper delivered to your house?
Yep

[7] Who checks the mail in your house?
Mum?

[8] Do you have a small driveway?
I HAVE A DRIVEWAY?

[9] Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you?
About 2

[10] What do you do first in the morning?
Blink. Think about what I'm going to do. Happens every MORNING.

[11] What brand is your printer?
...Epson

[12] Do you enjoy fighting with people?
Verbally/intellectually, yes. Physically, no.

[13] Is your hair naturally straight or curly?
...Straight, mop-ish.

[14] Who was your kindergarten teacher?
Mrs...Gill?

[16] Are you taller than your mother?
Yep

[17] Do you have a favorite word?
Mmm

[18] What color are your bedroom walls?
3 walls - Baby blue. 1 wall - Dark blue

[19] What do you do to get over a brokenheart?
Cry. Call up a close friend

[20] Do you have a deep dark secret?
Too many.

[22] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
Yep! Pink is HAWTT LOL!

[23] Does anything hurt on your body?
That scar on my chest and my leg. Kinda throbbing a bit

[24] Do you often cry during movies?
Few times.

[25] Do you hate your life?
Not really

[26] Do you get mad easily?
Depends on whom I'm dealing with

[28] What is your biggest pet peeve?
Arrogant, stuck-up people that will not only force their opinion upon you, but they will REFUSE to listen to anything other than what they believe in. That pisses me off like hell

[29] What is your away message?
"Hi, Linus here. I'm away, that's why you have this message. If I were here, you wouldn't even GET a reply. Just leave your message or call me at 9******5

[30] Do any of your friends have kids?
...No!

[32] Who should pay on the first date?
The guy.

[33] How many years old are you when you're willing to date?
Mmm, 15?

[34] Do you have any friends?
Yep!.

[35] Do you have any mean friends?
HELL YEAH!.

[36] What is the ugliest color in your opinion?
Vomit-Green/Seasick Blue

[37] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand?
Yes

[38] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff seriously?
No. But I've felt like driving someone J****n off a cliff.

[39] Have you ever been fired from a job?
Never had a job.

[40] What year was your house built?
When I was born.

41] When was the last time you slept in someone else bed?
Today.

[42] What brand are the pants/jeans you're wearing right now?
Levi's

[43] How tall are you?
160+. Probably around 163

[44] What is the closest green object?
The blanket. Oh no wait, my laptop's Charge Completed light.

[45] What is on your feet?
Skin. Several cuts

[46] Do you always wear underwear?
Like duh. I know SOMEONE who doesn't wear underwear at home though

[48] Do you want to have kids?
Yeah

[49] How many years apart are you and your next sibling?
5 or 6. Dunno.

[50] Who is the friend that you would expect to be gay?
...He's not a friend. But I think everyone who knows me knows who that person is. Starts with J. 6 letters, inclusive of J.

[51] What is your favorite band?
Dunno

[52] What's your mother's middle name?
She doesn't have one.

[53] Stupidest movie you ever saw?
Scary Movie 3. Pure retarded. Laughed like hell!

[54] Do you collect comic books?
Not anymore

[55] Do you look like your dad?
NO! NO! GOD, NO!

[56] Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
Friends.

[57] Are you wearing makeup?
No

[58] Do you have a tattoo?
Scars count?

[59] Are you happily in love/married?
In love yes.

[60] You win the lottery you?
Laugh like a completely psychotic maniacal mental-asylum escapee.

[61] How many pairs of underwear do you have?
A lot.

[62] Is there something you want to tell someone but you dont know how?
Yes. Lots of stuff, lots of people

[61] Do you know how to draw?
Yep. Suck at it though =(

[63] Who is your hero?
Michael Jackson. No lah. I;m also not sure

[64] Who'd you last IM?
DANIAL THE FAG!.

[65] Do you work a lot of hours?
I don't work. I'm allergic to work. I have this disorder called Workicitis, it causes an allergic reaction called "Exhaustion"

[66] What do you do when you are stressed out?
Ignore everyone. OR, find someone to take out my anger on.

[67] Who was the last person that called you?
As in phone/handphone? Forgot.

[68] Is there anything you regret?
Where do I begin

[69] Do you know where your family name originated from?
China

[70] Is there any animal that creeps you out?
BUGS! ANTS ESPECIALLY!