Wednesday, June 14, 2006



-In front of the Dhoby Ghaut MRT station-

Jovina - "Is that door automatic?"
Me - "..."
Danial - "Yes, Jovi. That's why it has a sign that says 'Pull' "
Jovina - "Oh..."
Me - [Laughs and almost walks into the door]


Today was oh so very fun!

Also, it's my 100th post! I know it's not much, but whatever! I'm happy, so all of you guys and gals out there should be too!

Went out with Kwan Ming, Samuel, Jovina and Danial to watch X-Men: The Last Stand at Cathay today. The movie itself is nice. Halle Berry finally did something right here; her speech on Prof X's death was really moving. Jovi cried, I almost did, Danial didn't because he's a souless, emotionless creature.

Jovina complained that a piece of popcorn fell in her bra. Danial and I spent the 2 minutes or so throwing popcorn into her bra. Yes, we're evil. Jovina got her revenge though. She stuffed god knows how much popcorn down Danial's shirt while we were watching the movie, making Danial squirm like crazy and leading me to think he was in the throes of an orgasm during sex with Sadako or something. The evil girl ( Jovina, not Sadako ) also stuffed popcorn down the front of my T-shirt. Luckily only a few pieces went in. Alas, the rest of the attempts to put popcorn down Jovina's skimpy lingerie-like T-shirt were in futile.

Kwan Ming had to go off after the movie, Samuel suddenly walked off. Leaving Jovina, me and Danial behind.

We took NeoPrints! 2 sets! So fun! Exclamation marks !!!

Because it's been so long since I had taken NeoPrints ( and also, I was deliriously high on happiness and stored energy from photosynthesizingnot doing much ), I surrendered to...

[Drumroll]

TWITTISM! Wii r teh ub3r-LeeT TwiiTZ!



I know, I smile retardedly. Also, I had to take off my spectacles. Why? Because dear Jovina said so. We all bow to her and her absurdly low t-shirt.Look carefully at the NeoPrint that has the word "Boobies" on it. Good job for finding this. Tag my tagboard with the message " I found it! "
Anyways, taking the NeoPrints was really fun and there was hell bitching and shoving inside the booth. Ahh...such fun! Especially when Jovina tried to squeeze my cheeks. She finally stopped when I threatened to photoshop a prosthetic penis in place of her nose in the NeoPrints. She looked like she wanted to crucify me after I said that though.

Went to try on some clothes after that. OH! Jovina sets off shop alarms, when she walks INTO the shop! I was stunned at first, then I laughed and laughed and laughed.

Esprit has such nice clothes! There was this really nice black shirt and blue T-shirt. The black shirt was really really nice, and it felt so wonderful too. A lot like someone caressing your body, but not like that at all. Danial tried on a pink shirt that was actually half-decent. Then naughty naughty evil Danial picked out a really really small shirt and a tube under that for Jovi. She came out of the dressing room looking horrified.

Jovina - [Horrified look]
Me - "What?"
Jovina - "The tube reaches BELOW my boobs!"
Me - "Oh my god ,serious? Let me see! Oh wait, DON'T!"

Gah! I really really want that black shirt! But it's $89.90, waaaaaay out of my budget.

Jovi triggered the alarm while walking out the shop.

Danial thought it was him
I thought it was me
We confirmed it was Jovi
We thought it was her bag
We confirmed it wasn't her bag
We thought it was her shoe
We confirmed it wasn't her shoe
Jovi thought it was her bra
We confirmed it wasn't her bra

In the end, she just walked out. My ribs were aching from laughter anyway.

Didn't go to other shops because Jovi was terrified of triggering more alarms. So to the MRT station we sauntered. Jovi thought the doors were automatic. Read the quote above again to refresh your memory.

Since Jovi has a wooden head, she had to spend about a minute buying the ticket to Tampines. Why? Because she couldn't find the Paya Lebar station icon. I wonder how Danial tortured Jovina in the MRT train. Apparently, he told her last time that there was still a driver in the train and that she had to press the door to make it open.

My MP3 is screwed up again. Now I need to send it for repairs. Again. Barely 3 weeks after getting it fixed. Damn it!

Mmm, maybe I'll edit this later with something special for my 100th post.

Or maybe I won't.

Discovered something today. Life can really rock, just as long as you have faith.

PDPC members, eat your heart out.