Thursday, June 01, 2006

Don't Bother!

Me - "I swear...If you don't stop singing that bloody song, I will smack you with a David Beckham bobblehead. Yes, I WILL!"

Okays, I"m leaving for (hopefully) lovely Melbourne tomorrow. Actually, I'm leaving around 9 PM tomorrow...so yeah. You have plenty of time to kiss and hug and cry when I leave. But don't worry, the winds of time will bring me back. Maybe...I'll buy presents for SOME PEOPLE ( Cough ******* and ***** and maybe ********** ). Maybe...I'll bring back some goodies! Or...Maybe...I won't!
Sounds familiar? The good ol' days of Printed Dreams and Paper Castles aye? Can't wait for July, feels kinda sad and empty without that magnificent (duh) performance.

Side note: So far Bob, Wafiy, Kevin, Adeeb, Michael and Max have gotten through for VIP. I am so jealous! But, meh whatever. I've accepted it. Life has to go on. It's not like that bright future has vanished just because I didn't get into VIP.

Down with diarrhoea today. A real pity, because I was suppose to be a main character in one of Martin's ( spasticfied, retarded) plays. Oh well. And apparently, no one from CO believes that I am sick ( and so is Nicholas, also down with diarrhoea o.O ).

And another thing, from today onwards, I shall strive to speak better. No, that doesn't mean I'm going to turn into one of those hoity-toity fancy-shmancy idiots, it just means that I'm really going to make an effort to construct grammatically-correct sentences. Which I just failed.

OH! Terence didn't get through the Piano Show 1. Instead, Paul Twohill(A rocker wannabe) and Jonathan ( a hillbilly ) got through. Frankly, I can't stand Paul. Jonathan looks like Cousin It from the Addams' Family so I'll stop there. Fine, Paul can hold a tune, so could Terence. But look at how Paul carries himself! Gosh, I hope Danial's right. Rockers start strong, then suddenly crashdive and BURN! Terence should come back in the WildCard rounds I reckon. Levin too, he seems like a nice guy. James, Janson and that last guy are...meh. James' performance was just plain awful. Janson was mediocre. The last guy was...not worth remembering =3

Aikido today was...annoying. Kept telling Su-Jyong ( God knows how you spell her name) that Jo-ann wanted to shave her head bald. That is still entertaining me. The Sensei is a retard. He's like "Wrong. Wrong. Do again." WTF. I know it's wrong, TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG! And before you guys jump down my throat saying "Well you should ask", I did! He said "The grip!" and we ( Su-Jyong and I) were confused as hell. Then after he repeated "The grip!" several times, he finally showed us.

And you know what wanted to make me scream with frustration? "The Grip!" meant that the Uke has to bend. LIKE WTF! IF YOU WANT US TO FRICKING SINK, THEN TELL US TO SINK! IF YOU TELL US "The Grip!", DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE FRICKING UNDERSTAND? THAT'S LIKE ME TELLING YOU THAT I WANT THAT THAT THAT AND THEN FINALLY PICK SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. ARGH!

There is 1 retarded person (Excluding me and Jo-ann) in our Aikido class. It is this stupid guy who has a damn screechy squeaky voice like Shawn. I tried to show him how (Another, a BETTER) Sensei taught us to do when it was 3 people. But noooo, he's like " [Screechy squeaky voice] Oh no no! You go ahead, I replace you later.[End screechy squeaky voice]"
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[Calm Voice]
First off, YOU DON'T BLOODY REPLACE ME! I'M THE ONE DOING THE BLOODY TECHNIQUES!

Secondly, YOU FOLLOW MY STANCE! WHEN I'M STANDING IN THE LEFT STANCE, YOU WILL SHIFT YOUR BLOODY STANCE TO FOLLOW ME, NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND YOU RETARD. AND HOW DARE YOU TELL ME "Your stance is wrong, I'm catching you with this hand, you should stand in your other stance." You sad stupid moron bitch. UKE FOLLOWS NAGE! I AM THE BLOODY NAGE, YOU ARE THE BLOODY UKE. THEREFORE, YOU WILL FOLLOW ME. Unfortunately, since it's the Dojo and all and the Sempai was watching us, the most I could do was twitch my right eye.

Thirdly, I was doing the Katate Dori: Ai Hanmi Ikkyo Irimi Nagi correctly. But no, you would have to tell me to follow your horribly mutilated and screwed up version. Then later when the Sempai corrects me, you will pretend to be "Oh really? But then he stepped like this blah blah blah." If you screwed up, never mind. If you screw up and MAKE ME SCREW UP, that's bad. If you screw up, make me screw up, then PRETEND THAT I MADE YOU SCREW UP, THEN THAT IS JUST ASKING FOR ME TO SHOOT YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH A BAZOOKA! I swear, I am not going to partner that guy unless I absolutely have to. I rather practice with the Bokken. It's nicer looking anyway.

Gah. What an idiot that guy is. Just like that stupid guy in Gunbound today. We thrashed him 2 vs 2 for 3 games, then he wins 1 game and says "Pwned." And it was a close match. Then we played 1 vs 1. Again, I beat him 3 times and then he wins once and says "LOL!!! PWNED U NooB!" Then I say "Wanna try again, noob?" He replies "No way. I've got to do something." Yes sure, you have to do something. And my pet dinosaur just passed away from Gonorrhoea.

Freak.