Thursday, May 04, 2006

Sigh

During Chinese Class

Me - "Errr, so how little did I get?"
Victor - "Basket...96/100 leh..."
Me - " Oh...I can see the reactions of the class now."
Victor - "Yar..."
Me - "Don't tell k?"
Ms Cheryl Wong - "Wah, class look, Linus scored 96!"
Me - " Damn."

Yeah, I'm suppose to be revising, and I WILL! But first, lemme blog. Wanted to blog yesterday, but blogspot was kinda down or something something.

Exams are around the corner and I am soooo stressed out. Looking at my CCA and last year's finals, I've realized that my chances of getting into VIP are practically zilch. Ahhhh!

Mr Maran consented to write the letter of recommendation for me, Bob and Adeeb. Plus, it's going to be a damn good letter too. Oh, and he told Justin that "In my opinion, you're not IP material". Woo hoo Sir, you rock! Don't worry, most of us think Justin isn't IP material. Hell, I don't even think of Justin as material. Well, perhaps the waste material kinda. Don't get me wrong, I TRIED to make peace with him. Friday I try, monday he calls me an asshole. Whatever. At the next opportunity, I'm going to call him a bloody scumbag in front of a teacher.

Thinking of organizing some class barbecue crap after exams. Then I realized that our class has the bonding of gas molecules ( too much Science...). We'll probably end up splitting up into groups anyway. Oh well, maybe I can accidentally set Justin on fire or drown him or something. I'll accidentally put the lighter too close to his shirt and accidentally press the trigger thingy. Hmmm, I will need kerosene to put out the fire though.

Oh oh, Adeeb, Nic and I were coming up with the most insane questions today. Started after he told me what his twin brother and his friend did. The questions were seriously retarded. Examples:

History: In not less than 10,000 words, explain: Why the Chicken crossed the road and relate it to the "Japanese Occupation of Singapore." Begin your essay with "The woman took a long bath with the big green frog"

Maths: Using the formula E= MC2, find the distance between Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse.

Chinese Special Programme: Explain the theory E=MC2 and translate it to Chinese.

Geography : With your knowledge of how Volcanoes are formed, write a 1000 word essay on why I had spaghetti for dinner last night. You may NOT use the word "Spaghetti" in your essay.

Literature: Read and analyze the book "Animal Farm" and proceed to write an essay of not less than 5000 words describing how the author, George Orwell, felt about the Great Wall of China.

English: In not more than 1 word, write a 1000 word argumentative essay about whether Zebras are white-bodied with black stripes, or black-bodied with white stripes.

Lol!

We also came up with some new subjects as well as changing some current ones:

Astronomy: Sun-Gazing.
DnT : Destroy and Takeover
Psychology: I'm messing with your mind. Or am I?
Home Economics: How to make your own atomic bomb with everyday cooking items.
Telefonics: Aerobics with Telephones!
Mad Scientist Class: Combining different things together. For example Car+Llama/Horse = KarMa

Oh well, got to go study le. Cheerio!