Sunday, May 14, 2006

Hydrogen bombs art thy friend

Jo-ann - Writes her Mother's Day message on the card
Me - Reads it. "Happy Mother's Day Mum...Thanks for all the money...Gosh Jo-ann, you are one sick money-minded bitch."
Darren -"Are you even human?"
Me - " I can't believe you asked that. Does she even seem human to you? For the love of God, LOOK AT HER!"
Jo-ann - "Mmmmyes. Eh...eh wait, HEY!"


Wheee, still soaking in the euphoria that follows the EXAMINATIONS [Scary Music]

Ahhh I'M ADDICTED TO BOWLING. WE NEED TO GO BOWLING. LIKE EVERYDAY. EVERYDAY!!! WE SHOULD GO AFTER THE KC-VS THING!!!

Ok, spiralled a little bit out of control there. Bowling was seriously nice though. Played about 5 games. 9 bowlers in all - Me, Dexter, Travis, Adeeb, Clement, Ridha, Mervin, Bob and his brother. Thank god we arranged it at 10~3. Because we only started at 11 because EVERYONE was late! EVERYONE! The earliest person to reach there ( Dexter or Adeeb ) was like 15 minutes late.

The first ball went straight into the drain. Mervin won the first two games, I lost to him, Dexter and Travis. Bloody hell. Clement won the 4th game! ARGH! THAT WAS LIKE ONLY HIS 5th BOWLING GAME EVER! I won the last game =3

Oh oh! And after Bob and his brother left after the 3rd game, the rest were like super-evil lah! Whenever I bowl, they start chanting "The drain the drain the drain, the drain the drain the drain." BUTTTTTTTT, the funny thing is. After they chant, I would get a strike, spare or 8 or 9. And they were like so pissed.

And Mervin made an utter fool of himself. Seriously, he picked up the ball and like had a total spasm on the spot, shakin'' dat boo-tay of his. Like he had an assquake or something like that. And the people in the lanes next to us were like WTF. I saw one lady cover a toddler's eyes and started laughing like crazy. Mervin is the alpha-spastic. I surrender my title to him.

Went to Hougang Mall after bowling to meet up with Mum and picked up my new specs. Woo hoo! They cost like $325! And I am now officially addicted to the strawberry milkshakes of McDonalds. It rocks, totally.

Had the Mother's Day celebration that night. Jo-ann is a moneywhore. Even her mother's day well-wishes EXPRESS her BURNING DESIRE for money.

Anyway, we went up and immediately moved through Jo's house, giving the roses to all the mum's and godmothers. My mum took the flower and was like "awww, so sweet. Hah? Must go out? Wait wait, finish this game of mahjong first." And I was like "..."

Took a few pictures. Must upload them. Gave Mum my present for her, the nice little pendant. It's seriously damn nice. A heart in a heart in a heart. Confusing? Maybe I'll upload a picture of it sometime. Like never. Depends on when I get off my lazy ass to get to it.

Today got off to a bad start. Early morning saw me and my mum getting worked up at each other. She was scolding me for leaving my VIP application in a mess, not to mention incomplete. I flared up because she kept scolding me for the same thing: Irresponsiblity. I couldn't help it! I know I was wrong, but it was like she was accusing me of being irresponsible over and over and over again. I shouted back, and wanted to, and almost cried, fighting to suppress the tears.

"You're so irresponsible! Why can't you be responsible like those who do their work on time, pass up their stuff?"
"I'm TRYING TO! You can't expect me to just transform into a completely responsible person can you? I'm already trying to be a better person (This is the point where I almost cried) but no one NOTICES OR CARES!"

I knew she knew that I was on the verge of breaking down already. So she softened up a bit, told me to go and start getting all the stuff together.

Anyways, skipping the unhappy bits, we finally finished up the stupid thing, then went to McDonald's for breakfast. Then then then, I went to cut my hair. And now it looks so spiffy when gel'd, and so not spiffy when not gel'd. In fact, when it's not gel'd, it looks horrible!

Tomorrow KCVS rehearsals resume. I still haven't bought black socks dammit! Hopefully my black ankle socks with grey patches will suffice for now...