Monday, May 01, 2006

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Guess who pushed him?

Clement - [Holding spoon] "I'm upside-down..."
[Turns spoon upside-down] "Eh?"
Me - [ Dies of laughter]

Ok, I've got like freaking 5 minutes to type out a blog post. 5 minutes-ish.

Went to VJC for the VIP Open House on Saturday. Went with Kevin, Bob, Clement, Jovina and Danial. Adeeb was suppose to follow us, but he kinda had to go with his mum. Saw Charlie, Ashraf and Justin -twitch- there.

Just as a side-note: Justin and Wai Wan are serious homophobes. Oh well, they're the narrow-minded ones.

The talk was interesting. Came out of the hall and met Sophie. It went like this:
"Linus?"
"Hi-oh my god Sophie!"
She was with her friends, I was with mine. We exchanged parting words.

Went around to view the electives and CCAs. If by some miracle I do get into VIP, I'm taking Basic Psychology, Theatre and the World, VideoManiac and an as-of-yet undecided 4th elective.

I"m really torn between the CCA choices. I don't know why I'm even picking CCAs without joining but whatever. I so want to join Band...and Tennis...and Drama Club...and Rock-Climbing...

OH OH! I went Rock-Climbing at VJC. So cool so cool! Kevin went first, got until the part when you had to move almost completely horizontally so he gave up. Danial went next, gave up at same place.

I was positively shaking when I climbed the wall. You know, fear of heights and everything. So anyway, I got until the same point then I started to really shake. As in earthquake-esque shaking. I think the rock wall was shaking too. I seriously began to hyper-ventilate up there, hopefully no one really noticed. Gave up because of a lack of self-confidence. Tried the other rock wall, again gave up at the horizontal portion. Then when I was coming down, some guy in charge ( A JC student I think ) told me " Your crotch is bulging."

...

I was like " Well duh. And thanks for pointing that out in front of girls. I can now safely say all my dignity is now been flushed down the toilet bowl."
He just grinned at me.

And while we're talking about Rock-Climbing, Jovina was like screaming. She was like "Omg AHH Don't fall!" Then when we jumped off the wall she was "AIEEE[impossibly high-pitched SHRIEK!]" Seriously. I think Danial got a big shock from her screaming.
And also, I DID NOT MOLEST YOU! ARGH! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. Fine, ACCIDENTS! There were 4 people on that couch. Everytime I moved my arm ( pretty damn often ), I hit the people on the side of me ( Charlie and Jovi). So, sorrrrrrrrrrr-ry about the whole "molestation" thing but seriously, It. Was. And. Accident.

Blah, got to go now. I'll update tomorrow-ish. Which could mean anywhere from tomorrow to next Christmas.