Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Oh well...

Si Cheng - " My name is Adeeb"
Hansen - "My name is Linus"
Both - " We want to be actors!"
Si Cheng - "To express our own thoughts,"
Hansen - "And to entertain ourselves and others!"
Benjamin - "Wtf..."
Me - "Ok Adeeb, 3 things to decide. Number 1, what colour scissors do you want, blue or yellow? 2nd thing, who shall we go for first, Si Cheng or Hansen. 3rd thing, left testicle or right testicle first?"



Drama today was seriously spastic. But, let's explore my life chronologically shall we?

First off, Monday was a bitch. I went to school with a sore throat and to make it worse, I was still getting taupok/rape threats. Still, I shrugged it off because my friends are retards and acted bitchily for the rest of the day. The morale of the story is: When I'm in a bad mood, don't screw around with me bitch. Oh, and Miss Cheryl Wong's birthday is on 17th April for all you fans/stalkers/suck-ups out there. Oh, and if people from CL 2-4, 2006 ever finds his way to my blog: Some of you guys are fags. Who? Those who call me gay. You think I'm gay because I don't like soccer and because I had fun in the drama class. Guess what, at least I'm happy. You see, I try to have fun in what I do. Why? Because we -have- to take that class, so we might as well enjoy it. It's drama practise anyway.

If you think someone's gay because he doesn't like what you like, then I'm sorry, but please go find some random prostitute bitch and screw him/her. Oh wait, just pick each other. You...things fulfil all the requirements anyway. Oh yes, and Tay Yi Jun from 2D, if you think you're so damn manly, then kindly screw off and die. If you think you're manly because you play soccer, then you are fking delusional.

Tuesday was not better. Started off with History, which by the way, I am so damn screwed for. PE was actually ok. Softball becomes a lot easier when you have someone tossing the damn ball to you instead of having to ATTEMPT to bat it off some stupid cone. Anyway, my team totally owned the other team's asses! My entire team worked well, especially those that managed to hit balls that made the other team run like mad rabid dogs. First round, we had 6 home runs, and 4 outs. They had 3 home runs, then 3 outs and we swopped back. We got another 3 home runs and we all knew we had won. >=D

Recess was...oh bloody murder. Went to help Miss Koh with some fancy-nancy camera pancy. Adeeb was suppose to help me, but had to see Miss Yong ( his CSP teacher) for help with translating a chinese song. So I ended up following Miss Koh into the staff room where I made a comment about her Suzuki Swift that resulted in a teacher calling me insolent. Oh well, he said it in a joking manner. I think...

I spent the last 10 minutes of recess (basically) being a slave. After talking with Miss Lim, I found out that the maths remedial was actually on Tuesday instead of Thursday. Holy Crap! So I had to run to find Mrs Raj. She was not happy, at all. Thankfully, she said and I quote "I can genuinely say that I'm not angry with you." Whew!

Now back to today!

Today was the full day we were promised for being the champions in the Cross Country B and C divisions. Dad came in at 6.10 to wake my elder brother up. At first, I jumped out of bed, thinking " Oh crap, I'm late." Then I remembered that it was a holiday. So I immediately fell back into bed. Now I think I scared my dad.

Woke up at 7.15, started up my laptop and uploaded some songs into my MP3, namely Brian McKnight's "Back At One" and Faith Hill's "Mississippi Girl." Then went down to eat a quick breakfast, then hopped on a bus 76. Dropped off at Marine Parade Library. Nicholas came about 10 minutes later, Adeeb reached about 15 minutes later.

We went to Starbucks ( to buy coffee) to relax ( and to buy coffee) and to talk ( and to buy coffee) and to work on our "Between Covers" script ( and to buy coffee ) Oh, please come down to support Nicholas, Adeeb and I on 20th April ( aka tomorrow), 2.30 pm at the Library. Back to the Starbucks ( and coffee) , we were suppose to work on the script together. Unfortunately, I ended up basically writing the script by myself. Then we went to the library where I finished the script and developed a leg cramp.

After Nicholas and Adeeb had finished copying the lines from my script to their script, we went to the nearby playground for a rehearsal since the play is tomorrow and everything. Unfortunately, it wasn't very fruitful and we still have a lot of things to iron out, especially since the performance. Did I mention we're the first up? Yes, we are screwed...So damn screwed.


Went to Parkway later. First to Popular to browse around ( and buy my Science FTP for Sec 1 ), bought a pack of cue cards. Then split up with Nicholas to go with Adeeb to hunt for a place to eat. Finally decided to eat KFC, then went to look for KFC. Joined up with Nic again ( cuz he forgot to take some cue cards) and then he told us that the KFC was OUTSIDE the building. So he left to go home and Adeeb and I went to eat lunch!

After lunch, went to buy a nice BK Chicken Sandwich for Miss Koh. Then ...I- I mean Adeeb had the brilliant idea to go and walk to VS. So, acting on my- Shoot, I mean Adeeb's idea, we started walking. Halfway, it started to rain again. So I scolded Adeeb, then he pointed out it was my idea. What nonsense! So anyway, we ended up running to VS and I called Ms Koh to come pick us up at the school gates. Why? Because I was in a white t-shirt and jeans, Adeeb was in a white t-shirt and brown long pants. He had brought his VS uniform, I hadn't. Fortunately, the security guard let us in anyway ( maybe because we had Ms Koh? ) On the way to the staff room, I kept holding on to Ms Koh's jacket and complaining that because of the rain, I had caught a "koh". As expected, I received "WTF" stares from both her and Adeeb.

We realized the staff room sucked for working on scripts, so went down to the canteen. Ms Koh altered our script, then Benjamin came. Hansen arrived shortly after. Went up to the staff room again to view Benjamin's literature project. Which by the way is kinda spastic spiffy. Oh, and Hansen's hair is...is...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice. And he was wearing a shirt with two breast pockets. Benjamin made some comment about "Most shirts have two pockets. But only God can see the 2nd pocket." That resulted in about 3 seconds of stunned silence, then some eye-rolling. Heh heh.

Listening to Jay Chou's Qing Tian ( Cloudless Sky). Pretty damn nice song, heard it during the 2005 EMD. Adeeb's singing this song for his CSP class ( snigger), which reminded me of this song.

Back to le school thing. Ms Koh brought out the fancy-nancy camera pancy and we helped to carry it to the car. We arrived first, and starting talking about ways to destroy the camera. Then Miss Koh came. Oh oh , and she was wearing the T-shirt that said "Low Low prices. 69 Cents only!" I couldn't help giggling when I saw it. Hansen was like "Why are you laughing." So I pointed to Ms Koh's t-shirt ( cuz I was laughing too hard). He got it almost immediately and told Benjamin and Adeeb. Ms Koh gave me this "...You are dead..." look. Damn. Si Cheng called, he was actually right outside the school, at the bus stop.

We got into Ms Koh's masculinity-destroying pink Suzuki Swift and drove out. Picked up Si Cheng. As we turned a corner to Katong Convent, Hansen went "Wow, that was a near-death experience. One more to add to the list, after "Meeting Linus." I just had to laugh. Insulting as it was, it was funny. I did punch him later though.

Oh, and we were given these passes which said "KC/SJI" collaboration. I don't think they understand. The only time we're "SJI" is when we're in Ms Koh's car. In which case we're "Seriously Jeopardized Infants." In a desperate, futile and pathetic attempt to justify the "infant" part, I can only say that we're all children at heart. That, and that we do behave like kids sometimes.

Finally,we're at drama practise. This is probably the section you guys were waiting for. Screw you all, read my entire blog. Or else, thou art faggeths!

We were forced to help Ms Koh set up the camera. Adeeb and I had great fun playing multiple roles. We took on the role of Taiwanese newscasters, with Sophie thrown in as a reporter in the field. Then I acted as an Indian reporter. Then I saw...saw...HANSEN TAKING MY SPOT AS "MOST RETARDED WANTED" newcaster!

-GASP-

So I marched over, and gently flung him away. I got in about 2 minutes of talking before he came back with a vengeance. I managed to escape though. I mean...DUH! But don't worry, Hansen you still rock. Even though your new hair makes you look like an insane maniacal mental-asylum escapee.

Drama was definitely up a notch today. We didn't really have warm-ups, but were told to sit down to think about our characters, what we were on stage for. I think I went too far. I was drawing memories of pain, and went too far when I remembered "the incident".

There was an abrupt surge of emotion that even I didn't expect. The pain, the humiliation...All suddenly hit me at once. Thankfully, only Benjamin noticed that I looked rather unwell. At least, no one saw the tears that came out occasionally. I need to learn to control my emotions...I can't let that happen again. What if I can't restrain myself next time and have a full emotional breakdown...

Managed to calm myself by the time we reached the 2nd runthrough. I was doing rather poorly the first time because I was half-choking on my lines.