Friday, October 28, 2005

Salvation!!!

Nah, I'll wait for your pain to wear off before hurting you... - Some person ( most likely Me but I've forgotten)

Well, it's the last day of School as you may have guessed by the title of this ever-so-lovely-and-funny-and-sadistically-cynical bl0g.


Today, unfortunately, was realllllllly anti-climatic. They got us, or me at least, all hyped-out about the sending off ceremony at the end of the day. Turns out it's just a few slideshows, a band performance, speech by Principal, sing Anthem + Cheer and then go home.

The only thing really fun about today was cleaning up the classroom. Fat Boy Nick, Danial, Adeeb and I stayed back in the classroom to "clean". About 20 minutes later, Nicholas threw a towel at the wall. It stuck.

Laughter ensued, followed by pandemonium and chaos.

We spent the rest of the time have a wet towel fight. I found out that Nicholas is just plain blind and Justin can't shoot for nuts. 3 times he tried to hit me with a towel projectile while I stood still, 3 times he missed...Tsk tsk tsk.

On another note, here's a notice to people whom I currently dislike/hate/wish were dead [you guys know who you are]: If you ever wanna be friends, tell me. If not, f-k off.

Let's hope they get the point. Although I'm sure a few pathetic wanna-be-never-to-be people will blatantly ignore it. Assholes. Eat shit and die lah. Oh wait, don't be cannibals. Hope you understood that all you brain-dead [beep]ers.

Rather unsurprisingly, I was forced to stay back. Again. This time however, it's actually for a good cause: ELDDS.

Adeeb and I went to the EL room, only to find Chao Xiang, Wai Wan, Li Wei and Aggi ( correct spelling?) playing Big 2. Although I was "suppose" to be helping Aggi, I pretty much just played. Also, Danial joined ELDDS. We're doomed.

Danial, if you so much as touch me, I swear I will exact bloody, violent vengeance.

Oh bleh...I just remembered, gotta be at school tomorrow by 8...Something to do with ELDDS and Open House. Bloody P6s, I hope none come from my school. I swear I'll make their lives a nightmare. They made my P6 life hell...Now, it's time for:

REVENGE!!! REVENGE!!!![Insert crazy homicidal look, thunder and lightning]

Oh my god, I'm gonna become totally sleep-deprived during the hols. Gotta study monday ~ friday too, just cuz I failed maths. I love my expects-son-to-overachieve parents. I bet they love me, if you define love as: Mercilessly slavedriving.

Nah, lolx, just kidding. I love my folks.

Just read Danial's blog, I think some of my brain cells died. Seriously Danial, your blog is bleh. And by bleh, I mean: !Bleh!

In other news: Life sucks.

Going to Perth again this December. Hopefully, Cass comes back with us. I seriously need to introduce her to Danial and Nicholas, she doesn't believe in the undead.

Friday, October 21, 2005

Bite Me

Yay, I'm not that dumb.. [long pause] Hey! - Jo-ann, phone conversation.

Ok, I"m just in a f-king bad mood now. My teeth feel like they're trying to kill me thanks to the lovely misshapen metal torture devices known as BRACES.

What is wrong with my class? Why are most of the people so F-KED UP? Why can't anyone understand that you shouldn', shouldn't, shouldn't, PISS ME OFF? Here's a warning: Don't piss me off. Because I will come after you. And if I say I'm not going to, be very worried.

Today in Guild Wars, there was this extremely f-ked up Warrior/Monk who thinks he's the best. Hello, reality check. YOU SUCK! Just cause I"m a Monk doesn't mean I'm gonna run around keeping your homicidal ass alive. If you're gonna aggro everything and anything, then find a way to heal yourself. I'll be healing something more important, like that rock over there. It's smarter anyway.

Monking in Guild Wars has its ups and downs. People do commend you for good healing/protection but there are just there few [murderous look] noobs who like to screw up my day. I don't care how good your Warrior/Monk can tank, YOU DON"T PLAY YOUR MESMER LIKE THAT! Mesmers don't tank you f-ked up brain-dead morons!

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Hatred is not necessarily bad

Nigel should be a Necromancer. He already has the broken back posture - Jo-Ann

Bleh..Sunday again. I think I'll update my blog mainly on Sunday. Makes the most sense...

Guild Wars is so fun. Wait, haven't I said that before? Bleh, just say it again. Guild Wars RawkkS! Monks are sooooooooooo good!

Oh my god, that sounds so much like Danial's blog. So creepy...so digusting...so...ewwww. Danial! Don't pollute me with your STINKING BLOG!

Ok, now to the hate part of my blog. This is gonna be where I'm just gonna record all the frustration in my life.

Really starting to hate a lot of people in my class. Maximilian, if you're reading this, keep your lame jokes and comments to yourself. Why? BECAUSE I DON"T FKING GIVE A FLYING F-. I don't care about you, about your friends and your family, but mostly, you. Just stay out of my life and I'll stay out of yours. You are so damn irritating in class, making all the lame comments and interrupting our conversations. And you do it countless times despite warnings. Irritant.

To the rest of the world: Don't piss me off. Seriously. This goes to Justin, David, Samuel, Ashraf and everyone and anyone who pisses me off regularly. Don't. Trust me, I will find someone or someway to screw up your life. Don't believe? Try it. If you don't like me, don't talk to me, don't interact in any way unless absolutely life-and-deathly needed. I don't like you too, deal with it.

Do people on MSN not understand the meaning of [Guild Warring. Busy]? I don't care if you can't understand Guild Warring, that's your lost, but BUSY? Hello! It's a basic 4 letter 2 syllable word. BUSY! Synonymous with "occupied" and "DON"T FKING INTERRUPT ME UNLESS IT"S IMPORTANT! "Important meaning a life and death situation or if you really need help. Which nicely brings me on to my next topic...

I am nice. Just because I don't show it doesn't mean I'm not. I'm not Florence Nightingale-esque kind and friendly but I will help. Just give me a good reason to. And of course, don't piss me off while doing it. If you are going to tell everyone that I'm a damn asshole, then want my help, you can bet your ass I'm not going to give it to you.

I am -not- gay. I'm different. If you think I'm gay because I'm not like you, then too bad. I don't like to walk around like a bloody pai kia, make stupid comments and disrupt the lessons or dance around like a few retarded people I know who just can't get it into their THICK FAT HEADS that you shouldn't disrupt the class. Also, don't disrupt the class, then complain about it later. You people know who you are.

Reiterating the point : I am not gay. If I'm gay cause I'm different from you, I rather be gay. Gay > you, well for a few people anyway. Since I"m not flaming or anything, here's a list of people I don't want to be like: Justin, Matthew, David, Ashraf. Call me gay if you like, I'm be happy in the knowledge that I'm not you. If you want to insult me in class, please go ahead. But when I win, and I will, don't do the " aiya, gay lah...whatever" and try to blow it off with irritating laughter. You started it, you better do it properly. If you try that lame shit on me, it obviously means you've run out of comebacks [shouldn't be too long. I'm putting the limit at 30 seconds] and you're just trying to shrug everything off. And please don't use MY phrases and my insults, that's even worse. Can't retort with anything? SHUT UP THEN!

Danial, Nicholas and others who nag at me because I'm grounded and all that. You think I like being grounded? I can't do anything about it. It doesn't really help when you keep nagging, it just makes me want to punch you straight in the face. I don't want to, but if you people insist on pissing me off that way, I hope you've got bandages and an extra nose ready.

What else am I pissed at. Well, kinda at the fact that I've got to study, but can't do anything bout that. Gotta hope that I do well for my exams, really can't afford to do badly. I'm just so worried that I'll do really horribly.

Ah wells...Got nothing more, most of the frustration's been poured out. The rest of it, I can't.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Ah Ma's Garden is Nigh!

Oh my god! Look at Linus, he's talking to his stuff toy dog! Who talks to their stuff toy dog? - Cousin Jo-Ann...Telling one of my stuff toy dogs

Exams are tomorrow, hence the name Ah Ma's Garden or Armageddon. English is tomorrow, I'm so hyped up yet so nervous about it. I still haven't finished revising my Science. I really should not be typing this out then going to draw later, but I just can't study now. I need to relax! I'm mugger-phobic!

Enough about the exam crap, let's talk life. It's looking up, for once. Jo-Ann's PSLE ends on the 11th and then she can play Guild Wars until her tiny brain explodes. My exams finish on the 18th however. What's the phrase I'm looking for...Oh yeah...

Bloody Hell.

While we're on the topic of Jo-Ann, oh my god, she's soooo damn dysfunctional and retarded and soooooooooooo funny. Everytime I meet her, I can feel my sanity just burning up but it's worth it; I get to laugh. Laughter is the best medicine, it's to die for. Unless you died of laughter...Then it's to die from.

I would be on MSN and Guild Wars now but unfortunately, my internet is going bonkers and I can only surf the net. Jo-Ann got me hooked on drawing wolves yesterday. I don't care, I'm gonna draw nicer furrier kawaiier wolver than her. Eat shit and die!

Finally got the hang of drawing capes. Unfortunately, I don't have a bloody printer so I can't upload anything onto the net. I'm adding it to my list of stuff to buy after exams. I'll probably put it as No. 3, below Mp3 player and a few more Xbox gams. Like 10 or 20.

Weird stuff has been happening lately though. I've been slightly prescient ( sp?) these few days. Somehow, I just know stuff and when it happens. And on Friday, I was sooo pissed at my brother, I was like wishing something would happen to him.

He banged his head on the wall.

I was pleasantly surprised.

Happened at the beginning of the year too.

Anyways...Gonna stop here...

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Super-Blah

omg. if my cousins/teachers/any adults read this, i'm f-ked. oops - Danial's Blog

Wow, blogging twice in one day, I must be really bored. It's 11 now, I probably should be sleeping but I think I'll just blog this. My parents are coming back soon.

Speak of the parents, they just did. Must be their linus-is-probably-rushing-to-do-something-lets-screw-it-up-for-him senses. That sense seems to be particulary sensitive, I better develop one to counter it.

Oh wait, I already have one. It's called apathy, better known as the " I-don't-give-a-flying-f-about-[insert subject/topic] syndrome"

Anyways, I'm suffering from a serious migraine and once again, sleep has been proven to relieve this. However, I am a sadistic maschochist which means I derive pleasure from hurting myself and being hurt. It's a win-win situation basically. A weird one granted but still win-win nevertheless.

Victoria complained about my blog not being funny 'cept for the part about a certain individual I'm too pissed at to mention [Just read my previous blogs]. Well Vicki darling, I can't be funny all the time can I? It's not my fault I'm not sir-makes-victoria-laugh-her-ass-off, I have my limits. And those limits seem to be getting lower and lower, I'm losing my funniness. The horror. The inhumanity. The sheer over-melodramaticness of this sentence and the previous two!

Wrong call, my parents aren't back yet, must have mistaken one of the 85102314 cars passing by my house for them. Doesn't matter, gives me more time to type out. Moment they come back, gotta run to switch off the wireless [yeah, stupid I know...] and -pretend- I'm asleep.

Crap, it really is them now. Gotta go, byeZ!

Indy-pan-dance

Ok, here's the strategy and pay attention cause it's complicated. Run in screaming bloody murder and beat them up. - TeamMate in Guild Wars

Life's been suckalious this few days. Suppose to be studying, yet I find myself slacking like it's primary one all over again.


Went to watch Dukes Of Hazzard yesterday with Yan Jun, Danial, Fujiun, Yan Jun's cousin and her friend.. Oh my god, that movie so totally rawkks. Not going to spoil ( much) for everyone but Jessica Simpson is a bloody slutty seductress who has no qualms about stripping butt naked. And I love her for that. She is such a slut in that movie...

Suppose to meet at Plaza Singapura for the movie at 12 yet ended up there at 11. Why? Cuz Danial didn't have enough money to pay for all over tickets. So I met him at the Serangoon Station and went to buy the tickets. This is why I like booking tickets in advance but unfortunately, Danial and Yan Jun just don't seem to realize that. Thick-headed...

After the movie, met Mum and took a train back to Hougang where my auntie picked us up and brought us to my grand-aunt's house. Nothing really much happened there...Ended up coming back home at about 10.

2 more weeks till doomsday. Strangely, I don't really feel nervous, maybe because I'm pretty sure I'll get decent results. Not fantastic ones, but acceptable results by my parents' terms.

Can't wait for the next CIP. Yeah, I know it's weird but I know where to get tons and tons and tons of donations provided it's on a Saturday and between 8~12.