Hey all! Finally decided to update my blog again...
Haiz...Anyone out there have any idea how hard it is to type a blog when your fingers are almost numb and won't listen? Well...It's like that in Perth. I would wear gloves but...there aren't any...
What's been going on in Perth?
First off, the greatest thing in my life happened. I MANAGED TO BUY MORTAL KOMBAT DECEPTION FOR ONLY $60! Oh gosh...I so can't wait until Monday Morning...The plane'll touch down and once I go back home and finish my homework,I"LL BE FREE TO PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- cough cough. Deep breath-HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!
AnywayZ...Life is pretty good here...If you don't count the frostbite, pneumonia, cold, flu, running nose, sneezing, frozen feet, frozen fingers, frozen face...Good thing is we did manage to eat Gelare. Oh Heavenly Waffles...Oh Great Maple Syrup...Oh Magnificent Whipped Cream *Insert pervertic grin*...Oh Benevolent Ice-Cream...Your humble servant is here to eat and/or suck you..
When you read suck, do not think of oral sex suck. Ok? ComprehendO? Good...
Now that we've cleared out that Sexual Innuendo, let's get back on the main topic whatever that may be. CaSSiE taught me how to draw Anime. That means that I improved quite a bit. So now I've graduated from dust balls to stick figures YaY! Go MIIII!
I've been forced to play my Playstation which is like half dead. Even worse are the two controllers *Shudders* The wireless one is almost dead and the wired one is fcuked-up to the point it keeps making you go left until you smash it on something. Unforunately...I either smashed it one time too much or one time too hard and dislodged something inside the f-king controller. It still is functional but even more fcuked-up than before. And that's saying something...
The weather here is sooooo cold. Considering that it's winter, that's not much of a surprise. But I always get nightmares when the weather is very cold. There was one about the Earth being destroyed by an adorable flying piggy, one of Kermit the Fag-um Frog being viciously attacked and devoured by Miss Piggy who, for some strange reason or another, was wearing tons of make-up, had a beehive-hairstyle like Marge Simpson and spoke with a snooty English Accent. There was one about all my friends being trapped and slowly tortured and painfully killed.
Actually...scratch the last one off as a nightmare. That was a pleasant dream...Ahh.....Spikes...Electric Chairs...Porn Sumos...Documentaries...and for DaNiial, a tape of my voice played over and over and over again...
Life is good...
Wow...this must be like my shortest Blog entry yet...Oh well...Don't care!
To all those reading my blog, Love to ya! I love you all for what you are...
My mindless, obedient ugly zombies...
Excellent...Excellent...