Insanity. My constant companion - Linus

It's been like 4 days since I've updated my blog. Which is probably a relief for those ppl who regularly read my blog. They find it very hilarious and usually end rolling on the floor, laughing their little heads and large asses off. "Ha ha ha" *SPLAT!*

Hmm,,,,what's happened so far? Nothing much bah...It hasn't even been 1 full day since I've been in Perth. I arrived at about 3.15 and now it's approximately * Looks at watch* um...9.23 and 25 seconds. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34...Oops..

The plane flight was like soooooo horrible! I mean they completely removed First Class. WTF sia? Thankfully still managed to get Business. The plane's food um...food on the plane I mean, was usual. That means it tasted like something a cat dragged in, ate, threw up, dragged outside, dragged back inside, ate and threw up again. The satay and salad were pretty nice but the main course, some grey-brown lump suppose to be Beef soaked in mud/sauce tasted like play-dough.

Mmm....Play-dough * Licks lips*

Ok, so we've finally touched down at the Perth Airport. And my brother decides to drag his fat fat FAT ass to the toilet. Which means one big group of people managed to "Overtake" us and go to the immigration counter thingy. Which means that we had to wait half an hour. Which means I was bored. Which means I was seriously pisssssssed off.

After finally clearing the immigration shit, we had to collect our baggage which thankfully took nowhere as long. Then customs came. Now, I have listed the steps of which I shall take should one more person call me a "child"

1: Snarl angrily and jump on them.

2: Strip 'em

3: Stab them 22 times in the eyes, 11 for each eye.

4: Rip off their head and stuff it up their ass.

5: Set them on fire.

6: Smile evilly and laugh like a homicidal maniac.

7: Bend down and pat the adorable puppy that will appear out of nowhere and walk right past me.

Customs in Perth is sooooooooo strict! They opened up the picture of Theresa jie-jie and David's wedding. As in ripped open all the packaging and stare at the picture. And then after that was over, they opened the 2nd picture. Then they hurriedly tried to tape it back together with masking tape ( note the TRIED!) Then they scrutinized the food items which we brought and to my immense relief, confiscated the evil black fungus that was laughing at me on the plane.

Finally, we cleared Customs and went outside the airport where David was waiting for us with his very very cool shiny blue car that he got just that afternoon. I think I was honored to be the first to actually take a ride in that car beside David himself. Either that or I wanted to puke after eating the Beef. I think the latter is the more probable of the two.

So, we reached Cassie's house after a half-an-hour drive through the very very congested streets of Perth. When we arrived, Cassie promptly leapt at me. So I had to beat her off with a bag. She turned into a big purple dinosaur with sharp teeth, blood red claws and a fluffy tail. So I tossed her a Scooby-Snack which she gobbled up and reverted to human form.

Nah just kidding lah. And if you didn't know that, then may I recommend you a well-known mental doctor? He's really effective. People go in and they come out cured. Of course, they develop about 5 more conditions, amongst which Fright and Insanity are prevalent but...Petty unimportant details. Who cares?

So, by the time we unpack and everything, it's time for dinner. Which means DOMINO PIZZA! Cassie and me grabbed a piece each and ran to the funny "playroom" room-thingy where we talked and talked and talked. Then Simpsons came on and we watched. and watched, and watched.

All too soon, Simpsons ended (BOOOOOO) and we resumed our former conversation. Which lasted for the loong loong looooooong time of 5 seconds. Then we started to surf the internet. Cass showed me this really wacky website about the Ilama Song which is very cute and funny. By that I mean cute and funny. Yes, I do find some things cute so you can stop rubbing your eyes and puking now!

Ah wells, tired out from the flight as well as the lack of sleep on Thursday,l I fell asleep at 11. Pretty early I know but as I said, I was rather tired.

And this morning, i woke up and came straight to update my blog. Wonder if YJ has read my previous blog and noticed the part about her and DaNiial making out?