Thursday, September 01, 2005

Siansational Life

Gosh....Life's been sian-sational lately...

Just created this blog on pure impulse...Simply copied and pasted all my posts from my Friendster blog...Bo liao rite? Oh wells....

Recently got Guild Wars, a week ago today in fact...Guild Wars is totally the best MMORPG I've like ever ever EVER played. It's so damn bloody cool...

Elementalist/Monk characters are good...especially if you're a Pyromancer. I just find the enemies and start blasting away at them while my hencmen take the hits for me...Good meat shields...They probably have feelings but I don't care. Since they're stealing my exp and money, they better do something else other than sitting them and sucking each others' rectums...

Laggy though...Especially on my desktop. Strange, since my laptop's graphic card isn't even suitable for playing GW. Oh well, stranger things have happened in life i.e Yan Jun being able to solve 1+1= ? and me actually doing my homework..

::Insert loud gasps of astonishment::

Hey! I do my homework...sometimes...rarely...seldom...Point is, I still do my homework whether it be through my own effort or copying.

Yesterday was the Teacher's Day celebrations. Sucked though, only the beginning part, where we were in class watching movies was actually decent. The moment the celebrations in the hall started, my...Were we in for torture...

Hall Celebrations started off with me, Danial, Engbaba and others heading to the Gallery in preparation to cheer on our class band. However, all enthusiasm was lost as the celebrations actually started.

The noise of the first act nearly blew my eardrums out of my head. The bad singing of the rest of the acts made me wish that my eardrums had been blown out of my head...People who can't sing but think they can sing...The person singing "Untitled" sang like a dying cow. The two singing "Winds Beneath My Wings" sounded like a bag of cats being smashed against a wall. Let's not forget the singers of " Boulvevard Of Broken Dreams" and some Eminem song. Gosh...The BOBD singer sounded like a screaming banshee. At least the Eminem-wannabe was decent...

Our class band was good though, Clifford sang Everytime by Simple Plan rather well in my opinion. However, everything was perfect until some retarded buay hao bai bloody pathetic little rectum-sucking asshole named [Wish I could put his name here, but due to the stupid policy about Internet Blogs...] started to show off. It was bad enough when he went into the oh-look-at-me-I'm-so-"cool"-cuz-I'm-playing-the-guitar-like-an-electric-guitar mode. Then he had to start jumping around like the retarded buay hao bai bloody pathetic little rectum-sucking asshole he was, only he looked even more...you know what...Let's not type that out again...

Bottomline: He's a pathetic wanna-be. Sure girls may like him cuz he's *Rolls eyes*...handsome but seriously, once they get to know his personality, they'll dump him. The girl or boy that even considers a serious relationship with him must be blind, deaf, dumb, stupid and most importantly, dead. If they're not dead, I'll burn them, smash them, run them over with a tank and then shoot them, just in case...

Ah wells...Moving onto another topic...

Went back to dear ol' Saint Gabriel's Primary School yesterday too...Although the pompous celebrations were due to finish at 10.30, they were delayed long enough to the point that when Eugene Yeo, Kompol Asavaratanaporn ( hopefully I spelt that correctly) and I finally managed to run out of the school, it was 11.30.

Needless to say, it was damn near impossible to hail a taxi at that point of time. Not only did we have to contend with the throngs of boys eager to get back to their primary school or go out with friends, but taxis, EMPTY taxis and I'm even considering those on call, are few and far in between. Fate seemed to be toying with us, mercilessly playing us as pawns as far as I felt. As soon as we crossed the road in the hopes of hailing a taxi at the other side, a slew of taxis would pass by our original spot. Bloody hell....

Finally, we managed to flag down a taxi at 11.55 or 12. While on the taxi ride, Eugene revealed a...rather...personal issue to me which I will decline to mention here due to my respect for Eugene's privacy. However, I will go as far as to say that it gave me a new light that I saw Eugene in as well as a new viewpoint of the confusing and intricate world of emotions...

Once at SGPS, I ran straight into the basketball court, expecting a good amount of my classmates and friends to be there. Alas, this was not to be and only a few were there. Soon though, we organized a friendly basketball game...

About 15 minutes into the game, Kwan Ming arrived and I immediately discontinued playing to charge over. Adwin See came shortly after. Ah, dear Suzy, how I miss thee and thou stupid, prancing primping sissy ways...

After catching up, we went to visit our dear form teacher Mrs Irene Hilda Zacharias Gomez. Turns out that she's on Baby no. 2 already. Imagine that...Quoting Eugene Yeo Ying Hong " She's a horny woman"

Anyways, Eugene, Adwin, Kwan, Damian, Edwin, Frederick and I bade our former classmates goodbye and started towards Heartland Mall for lunch, chattering merrily and poking fun at each other on the way. As I chatted happily, I started to realize how much I missed my carefree happy-go-lucky Primary School lifestyle. Ah well, one must move on in life...

At Heartland Mall, we were orignally intending to lunch at Pizza Hut. However, Frederick, Damian and Edwin were lured and fell to the temptations of Sushi. Still, I was left with Eugene and Kwan, two of my closest friends and we still had a happy lunch.

After lunch, Eugene and I came back to my house while Kwan tried to be a guai kia and went back home. Oh yeah, did I mention that the stupid spastic Primary 3 monkeys in my school practically ripped my nice black bag to shreds!!!!

Back home, I started playing Guild Wars while Eugene installed Flight Simulator after coaxing me into at least giving it a try. At first I didn't really like it but after Eugene downloaded the crash effects, I got hooked and spent a good portion of the day after Eugene left ( around 8 p.m) trying and testing out various ways of getting the best and biggest explosion that would leave my plane a twisted, flaming wreck. Turns out there are many...My favourite of which is navigating the plane through two buildings only to have the plane's wings ripped off and the plane plummet to the ground and explode.

Today....Today's Teacher's Day so that means a holiday....Not much of a nice holiday though, just spent the entire day playing Guild Wars and surfing the Internet. Got a Blogspot blog on pure impulse as mentioned above and now I'm typing out this post...And ending it...Here...With this very last full-stop -> .