The foot bone is connected to the leg bone...The leg bone is connected to the rib cage...The rib cage is connected to the wrist bone...The wrist bone is connected to the skull... - Linus
Ah...Since I'm sooo bored...I'll do another update on my blog. About half of it is gonna be pure ranting so I suggest you grab popcorn and Coke and come over to my house. Then you can give me the popcorn and Coke. I'll thank you and gratefully shove you out of my house onto a busy street and slam the door in your face.
Well...Yesterday was pretty boring...Wake up, have tuition...The desktop computer STILL has a freaking problem so I still hafta use my virus-infected laptop. "Whee..." So I just switched between X-Men Legends and Street Fighter: Third Strike on the Xbox. I still suck at SF:3S, my best characters being Makoto, Elena and Ibuki.
For those that don't know, Makoto is a teenage karate girl who looks butch. Ibuki is a teenage ninja girl who is constantly hyper-active on sugar and steroids. Elena is a Brazilian who is on growth hormones judging by the size of her limbs. Makoto is a pretty decent fighter because her butch-ness distracts her opponents as they try to adjust their sunglasses. Elena has good range, speed and pokes that will cause your opponent to get high blood pressure.. Ibuki can bitch-slap your opponent silly... Make one mistake however and you have 2 seconds to take a plane to China where you'll find Ibuki after getting her little ninja ass kicked half-way to the Moon and back.
Speaking of which, I still hate how Necro looks. Saying that he was whacked by a branch from the Ugly Tree wouldn't do it. Saying that he fell out of the Ugly Tree wouldn't even be close. Perhaps the closest description I can give would be that Necro was bitch-smacked around by the Ugly Tree itself. If Necro could tap into his monumental ugliness and use it as a source of power, he would be omnipotent indeed. But alas, he cannot and therefore must remain the pitiful fugly creature he is.
Lunch was spaghetti. Scratch that. Lunch was suppose to be spaghetti. The "sauce" was too thin however and ended up tasting like swill. Thankfully I asked for a lot of cheese. That helped disguise the taste so that I managed to survive. However...I soon lost my appetite. Oprah Winfrey was talking about "Ways to Prevent Yourself From Looking Older" It had something to do with observing your shit. The channel was changed to 35 and I killed my brain cells by watching Cow And Chicken. Just for the record, Cow is brain-dead. I think the space reserved for her brain was taken up by extra milk.
Anyways...I went up to find my brother playing my Xbox. And he broke my Marvel Vs Capcom 2 CD. I calmly picked up the broken CD, replaced it in the cover and closed the cover. Then I whirled around and started smacking my brother around with the cover. *Smack!* You -*Smack!* Ass- *Smack!* Hole!*Smack!**Smack!* You- *Smack!* are- *Smack!* gonna - *Smack!* pay - *Smack!* for- *Smack!* THAT! *Smack!**Smack!**Smack!*. After whacking my brother about 3 more times, I threw the cover at his face, stormed back into my room and started listening to the radio to calm my nerves over the wreck of my CD. Fcuk lah..$60 gone down the drain like that sia.
Anyways...No other interesting things happened yesterday and/or today so I'm gonna stop here. Maybe tonight I'll edit/update this...