Thursday, September 01, 2005

Life Sux

Wow...it's been a long time since I updated my blog...4~6 days perhaps?

Haizz...I can't believe my results for SA1 sia...A1 for Lit, A2 for English. And it all goes downhill from there...a B4, couple of both C5 and C6 plus a D7 for Mathematics. As you can tell, I scored "really" well...

*Sighs* Oh well...At least I'm only banned from using the comp on weekdays...back to the old rules...Could be a looooooot worse though..I could have lost my comp, gotten grounded and have YJ sit on me. Ouchies...

Ho-hum...Let's see what I've not updated since my last post....Wednesday and Thursday were pretty boring...All I did was juz camp in my room and leave the radio blasting my eardrums into painful oblivion. Wednesday was some stupid science quest shit. Thursday was the Victorian Arts Day though...And even then it wasn't [i]-that-/[i] interesting. Only thing worth mentioning was the puppet show, the beginning of the puppet show. I think the two cucko-um...puppeteers on stage were using their hands to imitate the path of a butterfly or something...Something about the "Cycle of Life" Wooo...Truthfully, it was really up to how we perceive the play. I thought that they were praticising sex gestures and movements. The "finger into the hole" did not hep any. Interestingly, most of the Victorians actually understood the play. My classmates kept making comments about the play, showing off their "enlightenment" Some even "oohed" and "aahed" at various parts. DaNiial, Nicholas Sia, Mervin and I just rolled around laughing as the motions of the puppeteers (and our imaginations) went wild.

Friday was pretty interesting though. The day started out normally, which means that it was a terrible morning in which every thing went wrong. Ulcers...headaches...You know the kind of stuff that happens to everyone in the morning. Ok fine so it's not everyone...Fine! It's only me! Happy? Jeez....

School...sux as usual...I don't see why we had to sit in the hall for 40 minutes just to see some bloody fools receive their prizes for "bringing honour and glory to the school." Honour and Glory can kiss my ass, I rather be in class talking than receiving the Nobel Peace Prize. So after about 30 horrendously boring minutes that were filled with the Head Prefect Mansoor's annoucement of the many many MANY winners, they finally stopped. Only to start on Mr Ho's retirement.

So a teacher is retiring after working at VS for 40 years in addition to being an old boy. Big deal...Big fat f-king deal...Like anyone really gives a flying f- to whether a teacher leaves VS. I still can't believe that Mr Tan broke down on stage! It was like so damn hilarious. Ah...it brings a warm and fuzzy feeling to my heart to see teachers cry...After that "touching" and "emotion-filled" and REALLY BORING speech, Mr Tan got off the stage and headed in the direction of a toilet where he presumably cried and cried. And cried...No wonder the cleaners complained about a flood...

Then some boy who can't pronounce the letter A properly got up on stage and delivered a speech about Mr Ho. The speech was really sincere and heart-warming. It also made me wish I were deaf and dead. I mean, how hard can it be to get a person that can actually pronounce some words properly? He couldn't even pronounce "gratitude" accurately...Loser...Sucker...EngBaba-er...Oops...

Finally...Eventually...Ultimately...After-lots-of-speech-and-dots-ly, Mr Ho finally got on stage to deliver HIS speech. Apparently he ain't going to be actually "leaving" Victoria since he'll be checking back regularly. Great...I'm sure seeing a 100 year-old walking bag of skin will make my day. Our dear "beloved" Principal took out a fancy envelope and extracted a fancy letter signed by some fancy person at the fancy MOE and presented it to Mr Ho. In a fancy manner of course. So we clapped and cheered and pretended that we were all very happy while in our hearts we were thinking " YES! The bag of skin and sagging flesh is leaving! Goodbye bag of sin and sagging flesh that looks a lot like EngBaba except without the huge amount of fats." At least, that's what I thought. *Picks up an egg-beater* <= Just in case EngBaba a.k.a EGGYhead decides to roll in pursuit of me.

Then we went back to class and received our report cards. Whoopee do. Hallulu-bleh. School ended at 10 much to my surprise, I thought it would end at 12.55 as normal. So after some discussion and phone calls, we ( meaning DaNiial, me, EngBaba and Frogiie) decided to go to TKP. DaNiial had to go for some stupid NCC Land meeting so the three of us decided to go first.

When we reached TKP, it was the P1s' and P2s' recess. EngBaba started off by telling a few of them to hug him. I started off by telling everyone that he was insane and in need of mental help, not that they understood anyways. EngBaba then got promptly beaten up and mauled by a group of P1s and P2s. Being the kind person that I am, I generously offered to help one boy carry his lunchbox so that he could whack EngBaba with both hands. I am such...a good person * Sniffs, breaks out the tissue box and wipes eyes* Anyways...they chased EngBaba out of TKP. Either that or he ran out screaming bloody murder with his shirt half-torn and his pants around his ankles as the ever-so-sweet TKP'ians continued to maul him. Personally, I suspect the latter...

Then we had lunch, met up with DaNiial (and Ridha) and decided to walk all the way to the Geyland Serai Community Club (GSCC) Once there, we played a few rounds of cards before abandoning Ridha to run around wildly in hopes of losing him. YJ, you would be sooooo proud...Anyways...we managed to hide for about 15 minutes, leaning against the railing of a HDB block until DaNiial pulled EngBaba and Frogiie to the floor, all three of them crashing down. Me, I simply ducked down. DaNiial told me that Ridha was downstairs and had seen us. So we quickly ran down the stairs, praying that Ridha didn't see us. We walked back and around GSCC, only to be surprised by Ridha. BLOODY HELL!

Later, we managed to abandon Ridha again and went to play a few round of cards at some playground while listening to "Uncle F-ker" over and over again, EngBaba, Frogiie and DaNiial attempting to memorize the lyrics. What noobs...Then we bought some drinks and walked back all the way through the blocks. We crept through corridors and hid behind pillars, ducking under bamboo poles on which hung lingerie that threatened to suffocate us, leaping magnificently over drains and occasionally stiffening when we saw Ridha. Which usually turned out to be some old chikopeh and once a dustbin. I can understand the dustbin similarity but...the chikopeh? But I digress...So, we finally made it back to the GSCC basketball court. I was walking behind Frogiie when he and DaNiial suddenly froze, turned around and ran. Curiously, I inched forward and to my horror, I saw Ridha walking towards us. So I did what any normal human being would have done. I ran like hell, screaming and shrieking wildly just for the heck of it too.

Now that Ridha guarded the stupid BB court, we had to find another way. So we took a muuuuuuuuuuuuuch looooooooooonger route through the housing estates and back to TKP where DaNiial met up with his BB playing Buddies. The whole group then headed back for GSCC when we saw Ridha. Again. So DaNiial, me, EngBaba and Frogiie fled while the rest went on, completely oblivious to the fatal hug that awaited them. We quickly ran to YJ's housing estate, entered the passcode and entered the building. YJ called then. "Hello?" DaNiial said. I assume that YJ's question was "Where are you?" because DaNiial answered "In your house." Now it may be just me, but if anyone gave me that answer, I would scream blue murder and frantically demand wtf they were doing in my house especially when I'm in school. After a few minutes of hiding from Ridha though, we cautiously edged out of the housing estate and ran helter-skelter back to GSCC, finally managing to lose Ridha for the rest of the day. Oh, and on the way we met up with YJ.

So all of us promptly walked, skipped, strolled, jogged and smashed (YJ) our way to the GSCC BB Court. Instead of playing BB like we were suppose to, we instead settled for talking. Until YJ broke out her plasticine. Then EngBaba took it and started pelting us with plasticine projectiles. We fought back valiantly until a huge blob smacked onto the BB net board, sticking there in spite of our efforts to get it down through both human and basketball effort. So we abandoned the plasticine war and played a nice quiet frantic game of Stress. After some time, we went to YJ's house.

YJ's house is sooo weird but that's not the point right now. Anyways..EngBaba and me ended up having a pillow and/or bolster fight while DaNiial and YJ made out- I mean used the comp. Yeah..that's what I mean. EngBaba and me finally ceased our pillow war after YJ pleaded with us to "please stop jumping on my FREAKING BED WITH YOUR DIRTY SOCKS *Insert high-pitched eardrum-killing shriek*" So we settled for another game of Stress. Which I lost. Badly.

Son enough, I had to go back for tuition. EngBaba and me headed for the KSC bus-stop. Well actually, I ran for the bus-stop, EngBaba sauntered behind, dragging his fat ass. I managed to catch the 76 that just pulled into the bus-stop and as they say, the rest is CRAP!