Thursday, September 01, 2005

I suffer from Insanity. Does that make me an Insanitee?

This is gonna be a rather short post...not much I can really say 'bout today and yesterday...Btw...why the f-king hell do most of my frenZ find my blogs funny and retarded? I don't type them to be funny. Or retarded. They're suppose to be sincere, truthful pieces of my mind and soul. Oh...

I see...*Dr Evil Pinky Pose Again*

Oh wells...Yesterday...ho-hum..wat happened yesterday...I woke up...blinked...blinked...again...and then ran to the study room to use the computer. Oh yeah...like I'll actually bother to study. At 6.45 a.m.

The computer started up fine (surprise) and soon I was logged into MSN Messenger. With absolutely no one to talk to. So...I promptly surfed the net for songs, online Mortal Kombat compeititions and sexual fan-fiction. And I'm serious about the 3rd. After checking through several forums, posting in several websites and doing some other unmentionable stuff, I checked the clock, and it was already...7 a.m I almost cried...Then my parents woke up and found me using the comp at 7.10. I probably should not have pretended to be sleeping at the comp ( again) but it worked so bleh * sticks out tongue*

Finallllllly....some ex-SGP'ians came online on msn messenger. Not that I talked to them or anything...but it's nice to see that some people don't sleep until the sun that shines through the windows bakes their ass. Roasted Human Ass...Delightful. I think I'll go puke. Still...the appearance of the SGP'ians did remind me that I didn't go to the Carnival. Which was probably very unschooliotic ( Yet another *new* word invented by yours truly). So I did some reflecting on my unschooliotic-ness, probing deep into the complex abyss of the human soul. And there I came upon my answer.

I don't care...Never did...Don't...Don't think I will...

Now since I'm too damn fcuking lazy to relate EVERYTHING that happened yesterday, I will skip that, sparing your precious eyesight and go straight to what happened today.

I woke up...Blinked...Blinked...Again...and ran to the study room to use the computer. And I'm pretty sure I've used the previous sentence before. <- And that sentence. <-And that sentence. <- And that sentence. <-And that sent-*Smacks self over head with a huge fish*

Self: Shut up Linus...

Self: Fine...*Under breath* You asshole...

Self: Fcuk you

Self: Eww...I don't have such bad taste.

O.o""

What the fcuk did I just say...about myself?

Oh wells...To all those people who tell me to talk to myself when I'm bored, let me just tell you that it's a veeery bad idea. I always start out fine, then I start to disagree. With myself. The disagreement escalates into an argument ( with myself) and soon I start fighting. With myself. Now that is not necessarily a bad thing but put yourself in my mother's shoes. If you came home to see your son fighting with himself, you'd think that he might be just a weeeeee bit insane.

Anyways...back to today. I went to school to collect my ever-so-lovely-english-homework-book-that-I-want-to-shred-into-a-million-and-one-pieces. Then I met up with Mr Flabulous ( Nicholas EngBaba) and went to his house. Of course, he told his mother that I was going over to charge my handphone. Which I was but that is [i]not[/i] the reason he was suppose to give. So we went to his house, only to find that the charger was missing. And Mr Flabulous' Sony Ericsson handphone charger was also missing. Now although my handphone is Nokia, I would to point out that I once jammed a charger into my handphone and it started charging. I found out the next day that it was a Motorola charger...But I digress a lot it seems and it would behoove me to get back to the point...If...I can remember what [i]the[/i] point was...

Since I can't remember the original point, we will fling it out the window and go straight to the point where Nicholas started beating up his computer to make it work. In order to get the comp to work, he smacked, bashed, kicked, smashed and whacked his CPU. After he gave up, I went over, pressed the Power Switch and returned to my (his) 2nd computer. So the 1st computer was finally turned on and we played Gunbound. Or at least he tried. The computer took ages to d/l Gunbound and after it finished, took forever and eternity to download the patch. But we persevered in the true Victorian Spirit and waited patiently. Once the patch was d/led...the program wouldn't run. I think our blood pressure shot up about 150% there and then.

After the aforementioned incident, we went to a nearby brothe-kopitiam to buy pros-lunch. I got a plate of White Chicken Rice, Nicholas got a plate of White Chicken Rice, a heart attack and silicon implants. Not that the silicon made much of a difference since Nicholas -is- concave and all but...We returned to his house, ate lunch and then I forced him to accompany me to the bus stop. It may have been a mere 2 minutes walk but I can get lost on a straight road. It's not my fault I was born with no sense of direction. Actually..the question would be: I was born with senses?

So, I managed to catch a bus and raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan the full ardous 5 minute run from the bus stop to the ELDDS room, stopping along the way to duck behind a pillar to avoid the eagle eyes of our beloved OM Mr Jeffrey "Shame" Chia. I arrived at the EL room to find Adeeb, Srinath, Li Wei, Charles, Wai Wan, Abhinav and some other random guy I dunno the name of. It ain't my fault and I dun care. They looked pretty pissed at my late-ness but the ceremony hadn't started so...Dun care!

Finally, the ceremony master See Kiat himself arrived fashionably late. Turns out that the stupid meeting was SUPPOSE to be for Sec 3s. But Li Wei msged me and told me that it was for all EL members. Not that I minded much anyways, seeing as I had about 100% of nothingness to do at home.

Muuuuuuuch later, I arrived back home. Home sweet home. That can kiss my ass. The computer developed [i]the[/i] problem. Again. So I'm forced to use my laptop. Which is infected with a virus stopping me from using MSN, not allowing me to upload files. Oh yeah, and I also deleted my sound system. Am I great or what...All hail Linus, king of idiots...Soooooo...havin' nothing to do, I decided to update my blog. Which you are reading. And hopefully enjoying. Because if you don't, it's your problem, I don't give a flying f-. It's my blog. That's right. Mine. ALL MINE!